12 constellation English exclusive funny lines

In the new era when all kinds of tricks are changing, chicken soup quotations from friends circle have become increasingly unpopular. Because some anti-chicken soup sounds more interesting than soul chicken soup! Let's follow the constellation fashion and make this bowl of hot anti-chicken soup and drink some quotations from Aries anti-chicken soup-efforts may not be successful, but it will be very comfortable without efforts. Gemini anti-chicken soup quotations-you don't have to worry about the unsolved problems today, because you can't solve them tomorrow. Taurus anti-chicken soup quotations-you are not useless, you are still full of melodramatic and sick. Cancer Anti-Chicken Soup Quotations-When God closes a door for you, he will release a dog for you. Leo anti-chicken soup quotations-girls who love to laugh are not unlucky, and girls with bad luck can't laugh at all. Virgo's anti-chicken soup quotations-in the past, letters were slow, cars and horses were far away, and you could only love one person in your life, but you could marry many concubines. Some people say that 99% of things in history can be solved with money, but what they don't say is that the remaining 1% means more money. Scorpio anti-chicken soup quotations-some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are so gullible. Sagittarius anti-chicken soup quotations-God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance and giving you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated. Capricorn anti-chicken soup quotations-time is a butcher's knife, but he can't do anything about ugly people. Aquarius anti-chicken soup quotations-no matter work or life, there are always many bumps, but when you stand on the scale and look in the mirror, all the misfortunes seem reasonable. Pisces anti-chicken soup quotations-Many times you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up.