Rustic chatting skills to amuse your girlfriend (the most popular 60 sentences)

"I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't. What? Won't leave you. " The local flavor sometimes reveals a provocative atmosphere, but in fact, everyone likes these simple and humorous languages in their hearts. Is it your first time to contact the love story of the earth? I have collected and sorted out the rustic chat words to tease my girlfriend (the most popular 60 sentences). Welcome to reading. I hope you can read it and keep it.

? 1. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life was only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.

? 2. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

? You know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

? Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

? 5.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

? 6. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

? 7. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

? 8. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

? 9. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

? 10. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

? 1 1. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

? 12. I just like you, and I mean no harm.

? 13. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

? 14. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

? 15. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?

? 16. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

? 17. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

? 18. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

? 19. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

? 20. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

? 2 1. breezy, I like you very much.

? 22. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

? 23. "What breed are you, a little German shepherd, a little nursing dog or an old dog?" "I like people like you."

? 24. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

? 25. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

? 26. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 27. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

? 28. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

? 29. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

? 30. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

? 3 1. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

? 32. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

? 33. I seem to have ADHD. My heart beats at the sight of you.

? Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

? 35. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

? Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"

? 37. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

? 38. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

? 39. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

? 40. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

? 4 1. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. ""What? " "I like you very much."

? I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are husband and wife.

? 43. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

? 44. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

? You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

? 46. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

? 47. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

? 48. "In your heart"

? 49. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

? 50. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

? 5 1. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

? 52. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and the fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

? 53. Right away = like you

? 54. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

? 55. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

? 56. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

? 57. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"

? 58. "You are in my heart", huh? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."

? 59. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."

? 60. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"