Of course, what I want to talk about next is not perverts, but those withered women. The queen's name is Gillian. Her husbands, Liu Che and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, are very important in history. As for the first meeting, they are also very romantic. The story can be told as follows: When Liu Che was a child, he once went to his aunt Princess Guantao's house. Seeing his cuteness, my aunt joked, "Cher, do you want to marry a wife when you grow up?" Liu Che boy blinked and said, Yes. Princess royal smiled and pointed to the left and right handmaid and asked Cher which one she wanted. Aunt promised it to you. Liu Che Jr. refused.
Aunt was surprised and asked, Cher, what do you want? Liu Che whispered that Cher only wanted her aunt. Of course, if this story continues to develop, it will become a condor hero. However, before Liu Che finished, he added that Cher only wanted her aunt's sister Gillian. Princess Guantao looked at her daughter Gillian standing to the side, patted Liu Che on the head and asked with a smile, What will Che Er take from Gillian? Liu Che solemnly said: If I can marry Gillian, I will build a golden house for her to live in.
Visible, Liu Che deserves to be a good prospect of an emperor through the ages. Have a surreal strategic vision at a young age. Thousands of years ago, he made an amazing prediction that a mansion is the most effective way to please his future mother-in-law. Of course, after receiving Liu Che's response, Princess Guantao smiled, so she asked her younger brother Han Jingdi to set this young marriage.
Unfortunately, it was love at first sight and I didn't guess. This love fairy tale as beautiful as a textbook is actually just an adult fairy tale. The director of this children's play is the mother of two babies, namely Princess Liu Pu and Wang Wan of Guantao. It turns out that Miss Liu has always had a man's ambition and always wanted to have the right to speak in court. When her younger brother Jingdi was in power, there was naturally a lot of discussion, but I'm afraid the tea was cold after the regime change. So, Liu Pu, who was prepared for a rainy day, made a decision, that is, let his baby daughter quietly climb into the big bed of the future heir to the throne. After several choices, Liu Pu took a fancy to Wang Yi's little baby Liu Che.
It is worth mentioning that when our little Liu Che was invited to his aunt's house for candy, his name was actually not Liu Che, but Bill. The meaning of "finished", in popular terms, is a pig. The emperor's house, with such a name, seems not elegant enough. Of course, there is a reason for this. It turns out that Liu Che's father, Emperor Han Jingdi, is very efficient in bed. He had fourteen princes in his life, and Liu Che ranked 10th. Liu Che's mother, Ms. Wang Yi, knew that the palace was sinister. She was born in a biased family. She is always worried about her precious son, because of the tricks of the women in the palace, she can't see the sun the next day. So she is named after many modern rural children, called dog egg and pig baby.
Therefore, the mansion in Liu Che's mouth is actually just a bad check written by a little beggar, which is also a false auction. Of course, under the operation of the prospective mother-in-law, it is only a matter of time before the auction becomes an existing house. At that time, the prince's name was Liu Rong, and his mother Li Ji walked in the palace with a noble gesture. After a long walk, it naturally attracted criticism. Princess Guantao discussed with other concubines in the palace and built a harem QQ group with Emperor Han Jing. The hot spot in the daily group is naturally to collect Li Ji's gaffes, such as insulting the aunt who sweeps the floor in the palace and letting the maid spit behind the mistress.
Over time, the soft-hearted Emperor Han Jing was naturally indifferent to this damn prince. And our Li Ji, also don't know where to hear the news of QQ group, incredibly still quite cooperate with the wind blowing in the ear of Emperor Han Jing, saying that when his son becomes a full member, all these talkative women must be cleaned up. In this way, I'm afraid it's not far from the day when Liu Rong becomes the deposed prince. The later interpretation of this story is naturally that Liu Che became a prince under the operation of her mother-in-law, and then ascended the throne of the dragon, and our Chen Ajiao, with that stupid oath, succeeded in sitting on the throne of the Phoenix.
However, the love stories in fairy tales are all lies. Besides, this fairy tale is just a political marriage carefully arranged by the elders. After a short honeymoon, the differences finally came out. Of course, most of the initial contradictions between young couples are provoked by women. For example, women always prefer to ask men if you love me, how much you love me and so on. Liu Che, who just ascended the throne, is in the years of burning passion, and there are endless affairs to deal with every day. When she got home, she had to face the nagging Gillian. At first, Liu Che explained patiently, but after such a long time, he went back to his room and fell asleep.
Gillian, a childhood friend at home, has lost her freshness after years of erosion, which is normal for a man, an animal that feeds on food. I'm not interested in my wife, but that doesn't mean I'm not interested in sex. At this moment, our comrade Liu Che suffered from a stubborn aristocratic disease called sexual addiction. Therefore, Liu Che began to frequent entertainment clubs outside the palace. Interestingly, after every time she is happy, Liu Che will honestly write down her experiences in QQ space. For example, there is a rule that I can eat nothing for three days, and I can't leave without a woman's signature for one day. It has always been very popular and even spread to today.
My husband stays at home every night. Even if he lives in a mansion with gold, for a woman, I'm afraid there is only emptiness, loneliness and indifference. Our Gillian finally got angry when she saw her husband chasing girls outside all day, even though she hung her experience on her personal signature. Looking at Gillian's sad face, Liu Che became serious and patted his wife on the shoulder and said, "Wife, this is a disease. If you are sick, you have to be treated, right? " You think I'm happy outside all day, but I'm actually treating diseases, you know?
Gillian lost her temper when she saw her husband's grandiose appearance. What she will do next is to punish those shameless women. There are not many ways to punish Gillian who has been in the palace since she was a child, so she thought of witchcraft. Witchcraft refers to the secret use of paper figures, grass figures, puppets, clay figurines, bronze statues and other body twins. As a performer, curse him. According to the current words, it is generally to hire a network water army to abuse him in San Xiao's QQ space. But the crime of poisoning in ancient courts was much more serious.
Therefore, we in Liu Che have seriously carried out a special rectification activity called purifying the network environment. Internet promoters headed by Wu Chufu have fallen. They either lost their heads or went to prison. As for Gillian, the behind-the-scenes operator, Liu Che is even more ruthless, leaving behind years of mutual affection and directly entering the cold palace.
It is worth mentioning that our strong Gillian has not given up love. Where you fell, you got up. Gillian patted the dust on her body and once again raised the banner of online public opinion. Of course, at this time, Gillian invited Sima Xiangru, a popular blogger at that time, not a water army without technical content, nor a group of photos with connotation sent by a professional relationship teacher. This teacher Sima, with a stroke of a pen, achieved a masterpiece "Changmen Fu" overnight, and within a few days, became the headline blog of major websites. Unfortunately, Gillian's position in the palace never reached its climax with Liu Che's heart of stone.