Do you want to show your sense of humor in your marriage notice? How should you write it so that people think you are very humorous? Below I will share with you some incisive and funny sentences for marriage, I hope you can Help you!
Excerpts of insightful and funny marriage proposals
1. I hope you like food as much as I do, and occasionally like to show off your skills in the kitchen. In this way, we both have the opportunity to enjoy the warmth of being loved. Even if it's just a bowl of hot porridge in front of the hospital bed. However, I think it is better to leave the power of the kitchen to women, and men should have a bigger and broader sky. I prefer the traditional family structure in which the male leads the outside and the female leads the household. ...
2. I know that being a modern man is very hard, and I have to work hard so that my family can live a good life. I don't mind if you're not around for ten days and a half. But you can't go without news for ten and a half months. I will be very worried and concerned about you. Don't use the excuse of being too busy at work. No one is so busy that they don't even have time to spend a few minutes making a phone call or sending a text message. Unless, he doesn't have this person in his heart at all. ..
3. I like that your attitude towards life is optimistic and positive. Know how to laugh at life instead of complaining about it. A nagging man is more despairing than a nagging woman. ...
4. Destiny often likes to joke, and the road of life will never be smooth. When you are depressed, it is okay to find a few cheerful buddies to drink together and go home drunk. Or, I can drink with you at home. After you wake up, please put on the clean clothes I put on your pillow and start fresh. I know you can do it!...
5. I like that you love nature as much as I do. It is a straightforward love that goes wherever you go. It truly integrates into nature instead of being arty. Look at the scenery and look at the scenery. ..
6. I have always dreamed of holding hands with you and going to the flower and bird markets, supermarkets, bookstores, and the beach together on weekends? Do you know? It is not until this age that I truly understand life. The true meaning of: plain and simple is the most true. Fortunately, before I understood this truth, I did not give myself to others easily. .
7. Don’t laugh at the dreams that pop up in my head one after another from time to time. A life with dreams will always be full of vitality. When there is someone who I don't even bother to bother with or tell you about my dreams, then there must be a problem between us. At least, my heart has been derailed. ...
8. I won’t believe other people’s rumors about you unless I see it with my own eyes. A person only gets one chance with me. If it is lost, it is lost forever. There is no COPY key. When I hand over this opportunity to you with confidence, you are the master of the opportunity. Cherish it or give it up, it's all up to you. I have the absolute right to reclaim this opportunity. ...
9. I believe that at our age, we must treasure some beautiful memories deep in our hearts. Let us keep this beauty and treasure it forever, and thank him (her) for accompanying us through the days in our lives without you and me. ...
10. I am a pig born in the 1970s. The most kind and straightforward Aries. Enthusiastic and positive blood type 0. Moisturize words with life. Record life in words. She has typical symptoms of urban women. Like all kinds of new things. It seems that I still have a little bit of the shortcomings that women have. A little willful; a little squeamish; a little vanity;? Fortunately, just a little. Flaws do not cover up strengths. ...
11. I think I am a good woman. What about you? If you consider yourself to be a good man (please evaluate yourself objectively and fairly), why are you hesitating? Take the opportunity quickly! Happiness is not just drizzle, a good life must be fought for by yourself! ...The best in history Notice for forced marriage: The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural household registration; three broken houses, one acre of thin farmland; hot pot and stove, no wife; medicine is always available all year round; here today, we are looking for girlfriends ;The road to revolution, hand in hand.
12. When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine, hoping to see a thousand miles away and reach a higher level. A good man, 33 years old, a literary young man. He already had excellent grades in literacy classes. He can read and write more than 2,000 words including typos. Now I am looking for a female literary young man who has the same hobbies as me, and we will have a romantic and plum blossom life together. In the third lane, I am very happy to have friends from far away.
13. Male, 38 years old, 69 meters tall, unmarried, majoring in a key undergraduate degree (just a few points short), brilliant achievements (was class monitor in elementary school), now a white-collar beauty, working in a large multinational organization (McDonald’s Cleaning tables inside), well-paid (a full 800 yuan if you don’t arrive late and leave early), own a house (many people have real estate certificates), have a car (non-motorized), have a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), look for a 25-year-old appearance The beautiful young woman went to hell (several years later).
14. Ma Zhimin, as his name suggests, an ambitious young man, only 27 years old, has looks, body, thoughts and love, but his culture is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything big. The only thing worthy of praise is that he has a lot of achievements. I hate the Japanese. I go online twice a week. I even ate hot pot last Sunday. I am looking for a wife who is a purebred Chinese woman who is healthy, has financial strength, and has a bachelor's degree or above. I also hate the Japanese.
15. Jiangnan Junzi, 38 years old, college education, widowed.
I am an elegant person, it would be great if I am good at playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting! I love literature and am a writer for a magazine. I have three rooms, including a kitchen and toilet. If business is not successful, I am looking for someone under 30 years old, gentle and pleasant, virgins are preferred, letters will be replied to.
16. Male, 28 years old, 75 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, once a farming expert and now a peach professional, with a monthly income of more than 500 yuan, a three-wheeler, four tile-roofed houses, pickles Several altars. Looking for the companionship of an upright unmarried woman under 30 years old, please write to *******, welcome to visit me. A handsome man looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is now looking for a Hong Kong registered woman who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Gigi Leung (the original one is of course the best). First come first served. , this opportunity cannot be missed.
17. The funniest marriage proposal in history: Female, 1.61 meters tall, dedicated to love, short marriage and no children, looks young, looks only 50 years old, gentle and considerate, hard-working and simple, good at cooking. Medicine kills people, if you are a kind and considerate man, and have a stomach that can withstand the test, then please write to me!
18. Soft girl, 25 years old, high school education, single for several years She is smart on the outside, has watery eyes and not very sharp teeth, is 85 meters tall, runs a bit fast, can play volleyball, and is looking for someone with a housing deposit who is over 70 meters tall. Believe in fate, there is no limit on gender and age of household registration.
19. Male, 28 years old, 73 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban registered permanent residence, artist in the suona team, 5 tile-roofed houses, three connections, monthly income of more than 600 yuan, with a passbook, not much . Looking for a woman under 26 years old, over 60 meters tall, beautiful, knowledgeable about music, and good at managing a family. Send letter and photo to ****, I will reply. If you don't reply, I will lose my musical ability.
20. I have been wandering around the world for a long time. I am already twenty-six in a blink of an eye. The stormy days are not easy to bear. I want to find a beautiful girl for me to hug. It doesn’t matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you are kind-hearted and can solve people’s worries. , everything I have from now on is yours, I am willing to be dragged away by you.
21. I, Wang Benshan, am twenty-three this year. I am in estrus and want to fall in love. She works in a hotel as a foreman every day and earns a salary of 2,500 yuan. She looks relatively ordinary and has a house. She doesn't have to worry about borrowing money. She wants to find a beautiful woman to be her lifelong companion.
22. I don’t have a house yet, my deposit is less than 10,000, and it looks ordinary. You will get used to it after looking at it a few times. He usually wanders leisurely and alone. He really can't steal a small amount of money. He has no other skills and is quite kind-hearted. Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed.
23. I look like Pan An, with a strong body and a broad mind, a wealth of knowledge, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary, and wandering around. For happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have no other requirements. If I want to be able to cook, I just need to take care of her. I’m full, I can’t do anything.
24. Marriage Recruitment: I am a man who is both extroverted and introverted. I rent a house, own a car, and have 100 yuan of money. I am looking for an aspiring young woman who is both introverted and extroverted. And he worked with me to build his own house, his car into a sedan, and his money into six figures. If interested, please contact me.
25. Proposal for marriage: Over thirty years old, with nothing and empty hands. After thinking twice, I searched everywhere, but there was no trace. I listened to others and tried online. You and I have all kinds of emotions and six desires. The Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come and go, nine times to one another, perfect.
Sharing of incisive and funny marriage proposals
1. A 28-year-old boy with good looks, docile personality, no bad habits, college graduate, reliable job, salary of 2000, can provide for food and clothing. The family has a house and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dependence, look good, have a good personality, have a good job, the key is hard work, if you are interested, let's chat in the park.
2. Proposal for marriage: I am 1.53 meters tall and ugly. I have one or two rooms in my family and one household appliance and lamp. Although the conditions are average, the love is overwhelming. If you are interested, girl, you need to pay for the meeting at your own expense. If this is just a joke, please step aside consciously and don't go around my Qing Xiu dream, otherwise you will end up with it. .
3. My marriage proposal does not require any conditions, only the date of the date: not on single days, not on double days; not on sunny days, not raining, not on cloudy days; not on working days, not on holidays; not on first day of the month If one doesn't work, then fifteen won't work; if it doesn't work in spring and autumn, or in winter or summer; when will we meet, haha, do you understand?
4. Today I am reporting on the marriage proposal. I am gentle and not irritable, as a leisurely wife and loving mother can do. Rights and obligations are well divided: you earn money and I take care of the money, you do housework and I do gymnastics, if you want to run away from your mother-in-law's house, you must fulfill your filial duty for me, you are not allowed to run away when I say something, and you have to pay for money immediately, without any stipulations. If you do everything, don’t expect to get the phone call!
5. The little girl is in her prime, with a pretty face, a slim figure, and a little voice that sounds like a jingle bell. She is already moving at such a young age. Sweetheart, a cute and cute little person. Marriage requirements: The young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned and stylish body. Marriage words: The young couple holds hands in the flower hall, and the young couple gets married and travels far away.
6. Marriage Proposal: The summer heat is unbearable. Recently, female mosquitoes have come to bite me. I have sprayed a lot of medicine, but the effect has not been good. I occasionally heard the female mosquito singing and seemed to be looking for a partner, so I came to the Internet to seek marriage. The loneliness of mosquitoes solves my trouble of being bitten. Anyone who is interested will be waiting outside my house in the evening, hoping to get it done at once and leave quickly to elope.
7. I have a thick body, a round face, and walking is difficult as if I were climbing a tree. I need a female companion to support me. I need to eat a lot of nourishing food. I seem to be snoring when I sleep. Look at me, I’m round. With a big belly, you will never suffer if you follow me, and your life will be comfortable, better than other people's piglets.
8. Girl, although I can’t win over people with one smile, win over a city with two smiles, win over a country with three smiles, see fish bubbling, geese fly high, and see the moon and flowers bloom, I’m still a good flower. , you come to measure the height, you come to weigh the weight, looking for a sincere and reliable lump of cow dung, asking to make my little flower more and more beautiful!
9. I live in the Chengtou garbage station and eat it every day. Wanjiafan, I stretched out my hand to get two yuan, bought a popsicle to cool down, my love life is very troubled, I have no one to hold me when I go to bed late, I went online today to seek marriage, hoping that someone will come to my door.
10. The eldest daughter is only 28 years old. Although she is a bit older, she looks as beautiful as a flower. I am not boasting. There are people chasing me all over the street, but I have never met the person in my heart. I hope that the destined person will come soon and take me home as soon as possible!
11. The sky is blue, the sea water is salty, and the couples on the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and living without a partner is frowned upon. Today’s marriage proposal: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother’s bride?
12. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist, willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.
13. The girl is twenty-eight years old and has a difficult life and lacks money. She went online today to find a rich man, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don’t care about being fat. As long as If you have money, I can be with you. If you don’t have money, don’t contact me.
14. I have no education, no culture, I can’t tell jokes, I don’t have a villa or a BMW, my salary is 888, I have no burdens and worries, I just want to have a family!
15. Me Wang Benshan, who is twenty-three this year, has reached the period of estrus and wants to fall in love. She works in a hotel as a foreman every day and earns a salary of 2,500 yuan. She looks relatively ordinary and has a house. She doesn't have to worry about borrowing money. She wants to find a beautiful woman to be her lifelong companion.
A collection of insightful and funny marriage proposals
1. I don’t have a house yet, my deposit is less than 10,000, and I look ordinary. You will get used to it if you look at it a few times. He usually wanders leisurely and alone. He really can't steal a small amount of money. He has no other skills and is quite kind-hearted. Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed.
2. I look like Pan An, with a strong body and a broad mind, a wealth of knowledge, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary, and wandering around. For happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have no other requirements. I want to be able to cook and just take care of her. I’m full, I can’t do anything.
3. Recruiting for marriage: I am a man who is both extroverted and introverted. I rent a house, own a car, and have 100 yuan of money. I would like to recruit an aspiring young woman who is both introverted and extroverted. And he worked with me to build his own house, his car into a sedan, and his money into six figures. If interested, please contact me.
4. Proposal for marriage: Over 30 years old, with nothing and empty hands. After thinking twice, I searched everywhere, but there was no trace of me. I listened to others and tried online. You and I have all kinds of emotions and six desires. The Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come and go, nine times to one another, perfect.
5. An actor, unmarried, 37 years old, devoted to the party, has participated in the filming of several films, including the representative works "The Story of a Pig", "The Story of Another Pig" and "The Story of the Last Pig" "Story", I have devoted half my life to my country's art career, so the economy is poor, so I am looking for a woman who has the same experience as me (preferably an actress) to walk through the sunny days together.
6. The male patient, 35 years old, is infertile due to serious kidney disease and prostate disease. Please note that this is just infertility. Unmarried, university student, urban and suburban household registration, average income from work unit, good height and good looks. Find an unmarried female patient (Stone Girl is also acceptable) who is good-looking and also infertile to live a difficult life.
7. A true virgin, 29 years old, 56 meters tall, university, doctor, virtuous, good-looking, diligent and well-educated. Looking for companions from mainland men who are under 38 years old, about 70 meters tall, have a bachelor's degree or above, are in good health, have a successful career, are stable and have a strong sense of responsibility, and have the ability to relocate. The goods are genuine, see first before buying.
8. Male, born in 1974, 66 meters tall, handsome and smart, with a sense of humor. He was born with polio and has some weakness in his right foot. He can ride a bicycle without affecting his work and life. He has two bedrooms and one living room at home. There is heating (in summer) and life is pretty good (meaning I can survive for a few more years). Looking for an unmarried young woman with the same fate who is under 25 years old, good-looking, considerate, and has a junior high school education or above.
9. Know a craft. Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, playing musical instruments, and handicrafts can be anything, which can add interest to life
10. Walk correctly. Walk at a normal pace, don’t look for me if you have an internal or external splay, or walk at a normal pace. People should be down-to-earth and follow the right path and not go astray.
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