2. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.
Throughout the whole history, ancient times are equivalent to human childhood. It used to be naive, but after thousands of years of growth, it has gradually reached the modern age. The older the times are, the earlier the history is; The later the age, the deeper his experience and the older he is. So we are grandpa's elders, and the ancient three generations are not as old as the modern ones. In this way, our loyalty to the past has a new meaning. In ancient times, we didn't necessarily worship our ancestors, but maybe we just liked children, not to respect the elderly, but to sell ourselves.
4. Old people fall in love, just like an old house is on fire.
5, many people talk about marriage, the tone seems to be gay, not fancy the girl herself, but envy her father or her brother.
6. If you want to get married, travel first.
7. To say that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it is as heavy as cabbage and sweet potato on the balance. A really smart woman never tries to be a talented woman, she is just smart and lazy.
8. You won't know me, although you have been fooled by me. When you were tempted by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend and even an ideal to pursue, but you didn't see me. Only those who refuse my temptation, like Jesus Christ Du, know who I am.
9. Men are willing to buy sugar, clothes and cosmetics for women, but they are only willing to lend her books. Women don't buy them and don't want him to give them to her. What is the truth? Borrowed and returned, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, without any trace. This is the inevitable initial stage of love between men and women. Once you borrow books, the problem is big.
10, there are many scenes between heaven and earth that can only be seen with your eyes closed, such as dreams.
1 1. I didn't expect that your knowledge was so mediocre that you could make an editorial.
12, on the sixth day after the war, Japanese planes dropped bombs for the first time ... From then on, one plane after another visited, and a peerless beauty took care of the whole city first and then the countryside.
13, some people call her' deli', because only deli will publicly display a lot of warm meat; Others call her "truth" because it is said that "truth is naked" and Miss Bao is not naked, so she changed it to "partial truth".
14 We call this scantily clad Miss S a "partial truth" because the truth is naked.
15. At that time, Miss Su attached too much importance to her love and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.
16. If you ate an egg and thought it was delicious, why did you go to see the hen with the egg?
17, the humor produced by advocacy must be artificial humor.
18, old people fall in love, just like the old house is on fire, there is no redemption.
19, a lovely woman said that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.
20. (Teacher Zhang) has only one daughter, and she does not hesitate to cultivate at work. He teaches foreign skills and habits that can be edified in school, foreign fashions and foreign postures that can be created by beauty salons and barbershops. ..... He thought that a girl would be old at the age of twenty, but she wouldn't get married after that, so she had to go to an antique exhibition to be mourned.
2 1. The meaning of a sentence is in the listener's mind. It often comes into the room like a strange cat, with no sound at all. You didn't realize it existed until it was called Miao.
Since then, their friendship has grown like a tropical plant.
23. We hope it will come, we hope it will stay and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the good ones to eat, and the other person saves the best ones for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.
25. The girl who recorded the video blushed and stopped writing, as if after listening to Hung-chien's last sentence, the virgin lost her virginity in public. President Lu coughed behind Hung-chien's back as a warning. At that time, Fang Hung-chien was like a man who got up in the dead of winter morning. He tried his best and jumped out of bed easily. He must get up in cold clothes and never flinch.
26. Mr. Fang feels patriotic and the country doesn't love him. Many young chaste widows are not favored by Weng Gu's resentment.
Mr. Zhang is used to dealing with foreigners. He has a characteristic of speaking-perhaps in foreign companies, YMCA, rotary clubs and other circles, this is nothing strange-and he likes to put unnecessary English words in Chinese. He has no new ideas that Chinese can't match, so he needs to speak in English. Therefore, the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth, because gold teeth are not only used for beauty, but also can be used, so they are better than the meat scraps embedded in his teeth, which means that eating is good and nothing else.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the good ones to eat, and the other person saves the best ones for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.
29. A person who is not crazy at the age of 20 is worthless; It's no use being crazy at 30.
30. Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others?
3 1, we can not only imagine that the grapes that can't be picked are sour, but also imagine that they are extremely sweet.
32. There is no woman who feels unlovable, and there is no man who feels inferior to others.
When we were young, we always misunderstood our creative impulse as creative talent.
34, uneducated people, because they can't read, are taken in by others; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.
35. Miss Su's cheeks suddenly turned red under the faint rouge, like oil stains on paper, and her face was covered in an instant, charming and shy.
36. I heard the radio in the apartment seem to be on without entering the door, playing the popular love songs in spring. The air is torn by the harsh voice of domestic female stars who have been dumped by many people-the squeaking voice of female stars contains turbidity, more than half of which is like a snort from the nose, greasy, sticky and weak, and has the same personality as the main product of her nose.
37. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you really make friends, you should forget your friends' mistakes.
Miss Zhang is a tall girl of eighteen, wearing bright colors and tight clothes. She will be as powerful as her grandfather's foreign firm in the future
39. Women are stupid, and men are as stupid as they want, no more or less.
40. Her long-term understanding with Zhao will not turn into love with the passage of time, just like the daily climate in winter. You can't add today's temperature to yesterday, so tomorrow will become a warm spring day.
4 1, we don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.
42. The woman wearing sunglasses and a novel is extremely elegant. The skin should be considered white among orientals, but it's a pity that this white color is not fresh and a little dry. She took off her black-rimmed glasses, her eyes were thin, but her lips were too thin and her lipstick was not rich enough. If she gets up from the couch, she will meet a thin figure. Maybe the outline lines are too hard, like Fang Bi. The age seems to be 2056, but the age of new women is just like the age of old women's wedding invitations, and there is no need for what textual researchers call external evidence to determine the truth.
43. People in the city want to escape, while people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage or career, life wishes are mostly the same.
44. Love is as greedy as fire, because it will spread and be as cruel. It destroys the solid raw materials in the prison and turns the ashes into light and enthusiasm ... Time will erode friendship, just like water flowing through a stone, but it will wash it away.
45. Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; On the contrary, useless things will be covered and defended by people, and they can also avoid being abandoned.
46. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like two branches are close together, and spiders will hang nets.
47. The battalion commander Hou has a big orange nose with a face on it. He has everything on his face. He won't squeeze his eyebrows out of his nose. He has a few wine thorns on his nose, like an unripe strawberry. He laughs loudly and looks like a hero.
I promised to visit her in the past. Why not go once? I know there may be a lot of trouble in the future, but life is too boring and ready-made girlfriends are too scarce! Just like a person who can't sleep, he doesn't care about the harm of pills, just wants to be comfortable in front of him first.
49. Under Mrs. Shen's eyes, there are two black bags under her eyes, like round-shell marching thermos bottles, which should be filled with affectionate tears. The thick rouge on her lips was brought into her mouth by spitting, and the dark and uneven teeth were stained with red marks, which were bloody like murder clues in detective novels.
50. Get rid of the old saying that women are the most terrible! There is nothing to say!
5 1, some so-called seminars are actually to invite some unscrupulous people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a meeting!
52. Being madly in love with an engagement is the culmination, and when the marriage is over, everything will be over.
53. When a woman is happy in love, she never thinks of getting married. Only when she has doubts will she ask a man to get engaged and get married as soon as possible. Love is so safe.
54. Since he found his lover these two days, he has learned a lot about his shortcomings in appearance. It seems that only a poor man with a suit knows every spot and patch on it.
55, misunderstanding, holy solution also!
56. There is a kind of people who only borrow money and don't pay it back, so there is a kind of humanism that only teaches others, not their own morality.
57. The driver swore, and now he swore even more. There is only one meaning of swearing: the bus driver is willing to have physical love with his mother and grandmother.
58. Science is very different from scientists. Scientists are like wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are. Science is like a woman. When they are old, they will be worthless.
59. Women are political animals by nature. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. It is really icing on the cake for women to study politics. ..... Women don't have to study politics, but today's politicians have to learn from women if they want to succeed.
60. It is the last place for colleagues to get married, because no one can fool who is the expert on each other's affairs. A husband will not worship his wife mysteriously and blindly, and the foundation of marriage will not be solid.
6 1, turning patience into enjoyment is the greatest victory of the spirit over the material, and the soul can be independent or deceive itself.
62. Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.
63. We can not only imagine that the grapes we can't pick are sour, but also very likely they are exceptionally sweet.
64. A diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.
65. It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.
66. Women who have read several books are the most difficult to control. A man must be one level higher than her, and he will never be as good as her. Therefore, college graduates can only marry middle school girls, and international students can marry college girls. Women study abroad and become doctors. Only foreigners dare to marry her. Otherwise, men are at least double doctors.
67. When Queen Elizabeth II visited China, she wanted to see him. He said, "I'm not with her. I have nothing to say when I see her! "
68. That woman usually has a narcissistic and irrelevant look-the usual expression of a perfunctory guest at a big banquet or an untimely unmarried girl at a wedding banquet-and now she shows disgust, and black glasses can't cover it.
69. But somehow, he always feels that such a sissy is not worthy of Miss Su, not because she is old ... but because she is not suitable in character. For example, a kitten chasing its tail in circles makes us look funny, and a chasing puppy turns around and follows its short tail, which is not so interesting.
70. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment, so hold on to this job.
7 1, a burst of women's laughter on the stairs, pieces of fragile glass houses collapsed like flowers.
72. Prejudice can be said to be a festival of thoughts. It is the daily life of people without thoughts and the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts. If you can't be biased, then you should be objective, fair and serious at any time and anywhere. It's like building a house with only a living room but no bedroom. It's like looking in the mirror in the bathroom and posing for the camera.
73. For an ugly woman, it is cruel to look closely. Unless she is a bad person, you should punish her.
74. Throughout his life, Hung-chien hated modern girls in small cities, outdated fashions and urbanization in rural areas, just like the first tailor-made suit in China, with sleeves and trousers patched with old clothes from foreigners.
75. Laughter can really be said to be lightning on human face. Suddenly my eyes lit up and my teeth sparkled between my lips and kisses.
76. Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.
77. Doctors are also butchers.
78. The most primitive sleep in life is also a sample of death.
79. It is a pleasure to give food to those who have their own food. It is shameful to eat other people's food when there is food. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, to send meals to people who have no food is to send meals; If you eat other people's food because you have no food, you will lose face while enjoying it.
Milk is a meal for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.
8 1, her plainness made Hung-chien more suspicious. He thinks it is the passionate stability of love, as if the ocean after the hurricane is calm, and there is a surging force lurking below at any time.
82. It sounds ridiculous that Chinese learners go abroad for further study. In fact, only those who study China literature should study abroad. Because other subjects are like math, physics and philosophy. Psychology. Economy, law, etc. They are all instilled from foreign ports and have long been foreign; Only when Chinese is a local product can it maintain its status, just as the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries needs to be exchanged for foreign exchange to maintain the original value of the national currency.
83. Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or thorns in fish slices, will give people an unexpected pain.
84. When Fang Hung-chien saw that Miss Tang was not smiling, there was still a smile on her face, just like the sound of music stopping in the air. Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles know that facial muscles are doing soft exercises, as if a coach is shouting a password: "one!" " "Suddenly grinning," two! "Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face, like the curtain before the opening of the movie.
85. Meaning is the misfortune of poetry.
86. In front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.
87. After archaeological excavations were advocated, the remains and relics of many ancient deceased were exposed. After modern literature became a specialized subject, the works of many dying writers were discovered and exposed. The joy of being discovered makes us ignore the danger of being exposed, and we don't expect that the burying of works can always keep the author's reputation. If the author takes the lead in the excavation, it may not be worth the loss, and "digging his own grave" will become a contradictory pun: digging the grave of his own work is digging the author's own grave.
88. My family name is Qian all my life. Do I still believe in money?
89. Beautiful stories such as "Being in the countryside" and "Returning government to the people" are just empty bubbles in language. It's called giving away. In fact, it's like a magician playing with a flying knife, letting go and never giving up.
90. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is solemn, just like roses are biologically called "woody leafy plants of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorced wives is "divorce by agreement".
9 1. Most things in the world can be handled casually, but some small things can't be borrowed at all. For example, officials and corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but never steal other people's wallets.
92. Fang Hung-chien also wanted to have lunch at China Restaurant last night. Miss Bao insisted on western food, saying that she didn't want to meet acquaintances in the same boat, so she found a western restaurant with a decent appearance. Who knows that nothing from cold cuts to coffee is delicious: the soup served is cold, but the ice cream is hot; Fish, like the marine corps, have landed for several days; Meat is like a submarine soldier, lying in the water for a long time; Except vinegar, bread, beef and red wine are all sour.
93. Rumors spread faster than flu, have more energy than meteors, are more vicious than hooligans, and are more tiring than abortion.
94. I think the most boastful time for all women is watching two men compete for her.
95. The dog lost the meat bone in his mouth in pursuit of the meat bone in the water! I married my lover as I wished. I'm afraid I'll feel sorry for the shadow I'll never see again at that time.
96. The phrase "be happy forever" is not only too slim to be realized, but also too absurd to be established. Fast will never last; When we say that we are always happy, it is like saying that the circular motion of a square is as contradictory as the static motion.
97. If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, then the button is also a symbol of being stuck. You have to watch yourself!
98. In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style that has been preserved to this day. In our China family, the hostility between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is no less than their long history.
99. The thorn in life lies here. What you don't want to go is what you don't want to stay.
100, when someone is lovelorn, they will immediately show their sadness in the bloody public exhibition like a beggar's rotten leg, which will make people feel pity, or things have changed, like the soldiers' golden sores and undressing instructions, which will make people stunned.
10 1. Mrs. Zhang speaks Shanghai dialect better than her husband, but she always reveals the local accent, as if the gown is too small to cover the robe inside.
102, although daughters want the new to be interesting, friends still make the old better.
103, there are no accidents in the world, just necessities of make-up and wearing masks.
104, the thorn in life is here. What you cling to is what you don't want to leave.
105, people around the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage, career or (game), most of the wishes in life are like this.
106, his happiness comes from sleep, which made him wake up four or five times. Every time he wakes up, Tang Xiaofu's face is in front of him, and his voice is in his ear. ..... finally woke up, it was a gentle day. He thinks it is not safe to choose this day. He hopes that he can dry the faint water clouds in the sky with blotting paper.
107, that spring, the climate was particularly good. This spirit of spring stirs people's hearts like chewing gum when babies stumble, and it is tickled by a kind of vitality. Shanghai is an explosive city, and there is no landscape willow as a place to stay in spring. The vegetation in parks and community gardens is like wild animals in iron cages in zoos. It is introverted and lonely, and it is not enough to vent freely in spring. Spring only comes to people's body and mind, increasing diseases and infections, cases of love, drinking and fighting, and pregnant women. The last pile is a good phenomenon, and the wartime population should make up for it.
108, life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.
109, in front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.
1 10, said the servant girl, so busy with Mrs. Zhou and the news in her eyes that the hub pattern of spring water appeared in the air.
1 1 1. (miss su) smiled coldly, holding hands like a cold snowy day ... when we parted last year, how much hung-chien wanted to hold hands; Holding her hand today is like holding cold-blooded shark fin. ..... At this time, his psychology is like a student cramming for the exam after a night's sleep, and he finds that the homework he thinks he is familiar with is still raw.
Being a matchmaker and being a mother are two basic desires of women.
1 13, where there are chickens and ducks: a lot of feces; Where there are young women: talk a lot.
1 14, the husband is a woman's occupation, and no husband equals unemployment.
1 15, the girl is only 16 or 17 years old, and her face is made up like a mask made of oil, powder and rouge. Hung-chien thinks that Shanghai deserves to be a civilized and advanced area, and middle school girls draw facades to attract men. But the girl's face is fake and honest, because no one will believe that the pancakes stuck on her face will be her true colors.