These two people are short and interesting.

Funny cross talk:

The two of us will perform for you.

B: Yes, cross talk.

A: The two of us, on the stage, are partners.

I got off the stage. I am a deskmate.

He is you at my deskmate. Who married the sentimental you?

B: This song is sung.

A: Who comforts you when you cry, who shaves off your long hair and draws your beard.

I have no beard.

A: Isn't it a moustache? Oh, eyebrows.

What are your eyes?

Just kidding. Now we are close friends like brothers.