Guo: There are more people here than usual today!
Yu: I’m here to wish you good luck.
Guo: Where does joy come from?
Yu: Stop pretending! It has already spread on the Internet. Say you are blessed with a baby again! Congratulations! Congratulations!
Guo: Hush! Those in charge of family planning still don’t know!
Yu: What is your second son’s name?
Guo: I am worried about this! Brother Qian, you are educated, you give me advice.
Yu: Have you seen anyone read the horoscopes?
Guo: I’ve seen it, everything else is pretty good, but the five elements are short of water. I thought about calling it "Miaomiao". If we are short of water, we can make up for it at once. What do you think?
Yu: Absolutely not!
Guo:?
Yu: According to what you are saying, whatever is lacking will be replenished. If water is lacking, call it Guo Miaomiao. If wood is lacking, call it Guo Sensen. Those households with ten thousand yuan in Hong Kong have to come to you!
Guo: Why are you looking for me? It's not suitable for me to be a best man if I'm so handsome!
Yu: Think about it again. According to your opinion, what does the bride lack?
Guo: Guo... (write the word "crystal" with hand gestures), yo! It's really inappropriate. Thanks for the reminder! Then you can give me an idea of ??what a suitable name should be.
Yu: Generally speaking, the names of the two brothers must be related. For example, the eldest son of Hong Kong's richest man Li Ka-shing is named Li Zeju, and the second son is called Li Zekai.
Guo: As soon as I heard it, they were brothers.
Yu: The eldest son of Hong Kong stock god Lee Shau Kee is called Li Jiajie, and the second son is called Li Jiacheng.
Guo: Just wait a moment! As far as I know, Li Ka-shing and Lee Shau-kee are the same age. How could Li Shau Kee's son be Li Jiacheng? Teacher Yu, you must have made a mistake!
Yu: You only know one, but not the other. They have the same pronunciation but different words. The "home" of Li Shau Kee's son is the family's home; Mr. Li Ka-shing's "Jia" is the Jia of awards.
Guo: Well, this is interesting! What do you think about my son’s name being Guo Taiming? Tomorrow's dawn.
Yu: No one has sued you for three days, and you feel uncomfortable again.
Guo: Just kidding. Seriously, what do you think our second child should be called?
Yu: Your boss is called Guo Qilin.
Guo: Yes! Kirin is a legendary ancient mythical beast that combines dragon head, antlers, lion eyes, tiger back, bear waist, snake scales, horse hooves, and pig tail. It is an auspicious treasure!
Yu: What a good name! Then your second child must also have a corresponding name.
Guo: It is similar to Qilin, what is it called?
Yu: How about calling it "Pixiu"? It is also an ancient mythical beast that gathers wealth!
Guo: Oh, how about a way to gather wealth?
Yu: Pixiu feeds on gold and silver treasures, and eats nothing, thus gathering wealth.
Guo: Just eat but not eat? You just gave birth to a son and you are blind! I was almost fooled!
Yu: OK! OK! OK! I don't care what your son's name is. But we really need to think about how to make money. It’s not okay to keep doing this! You haven’t given me last year’s year-end bonus yet!
Guo: (Singing) Don’t mention the past anymore...
Yu: Let me tell you something serious, why did you sing it! It’s okay if you really know how to make dolphin sounds!
Guo: What you said reminded me! The two of us stood on the stage and talked for one night, even if our voices were hoarse, we couldn't earn three melons and two dates. People can earn that amount by just making two calls like a dolphin! Let’s do this too!
Yu: Dolphin sound? Are you okay?
Guo: Dolphin... This is a bit difficult. Is Hailuyin okay? I'm good at this!
Yu: Sea donkey? Are there donkeys in the sea?
Guo: A donkey doesn’t bray the same way wherever it goes, but it will bray louder if it falls into the sea.
Yu: Cough! Who pays to hear a donkey bray?
Guo: The Hailu sound is not good, right? Then let’s do some popular songs. That's a lot of money, too. Zhou Huajian sold tens of thousands of tickets at the Workers' Stadium. I hate it so much that my teeth itch. Do you think I could sell tens of thousands of tickets?
Yu: You think you are a Chinese football player! By the way, whose songs do you know?
Guo: My favorite is Jacky Cheung's (singing) "I kiss you goodbye..."
Yu: Are you still thinking about that episode of "There's a Show Tonight"?
Guo: You hate it! You are very vulgar! We do it for art! It is a very noble thing!
Yu: I didn’t say you were vulgar, but according to rumors, all three washboards in your house broke overnight.
Guo: It’s definitely a rumor! I had already filed the application report beforehand! Whether to approve or not is another matter.
Yu: It’s definitely... a shame.
Guo: You are annoying! We are here to talk about business, you keep talking about useless things. Where were you talking about?
Yu: Who are you kissing goodbye?
Guo: I hate it! Let’s talk about pop songs! I thought, we can't pick up others' wisdom. How do you think we can come up with something new?
Yu: Do you think this will work? Now many "tightropes" are interested in your growth history. If you sing about your growth history, it will definitely be a hit!
Guo: Hey! That's a good idea! Let me think. After all these years, looking back, kindergarten is still easier to get along with.
Let’s start from kindergarten!
Yu: Is there anything unforgettable that happened when you were in kindergarten?
Guo: (Singing) A girl named Wanjun...
Yu: You are growing up really early! Are you still in contact now?
Guo: You are making trouble! I can’t tell you even if I have contact.
Yu: After graduating from kindergarten, it’s time to go to elementary school.
Guo: (singing) "She always leaves only her phone number..."
Yu: This is lovelorn. You might get into trouble after entering middle school.
Guo: (Singing) Holding the steamed buns in your hand...
Yu: I went in as soon as I spoke.
Guo: Who went in! That’s because the food in the school cafeteria is so bad!
Yu: What happened next?
Guo: I stopped reading it later! Who can bear eating steamed buns every day?
Yu: After dropping out of school, you studied cross talk with a teacher.
Guo: (Singing) A fish swimming all day long...
Yu: Like a fish in water. Later I met Wang Hui.
Guo: (Singing) A flower for an eighteen-year-old girl...
Yu: Put it in cow dung. What happens next?
Guo: (Singing) Sweet honey...
Yu: After getting married, I went to Beijing to make a living.
Guo: (Singing) My shoes are torn, my hat is torn, my body...
Yu: It's quite miserable. Finally, I'm showing off as a person.
Guo: (Singing) There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng...
Yu: It’s all a lawsuit