Beard gate, from the master to many disciples, all have beards without exception.
When Beard had a meeting, the scene was really spectacular and colorful.
First of all, colorful, colorful, at first glance, there are black beards, white beards, red beards, yellow beards, blue beards, green beards, and several colors of beards mixed together.
Secondly, there are various shapes, such as whiskers, moustaches, Ren Dan beards, goatees, curly beards, crab claws, and many kinds of beards that are not grotesque. As for the length of the beard, there is no need to elaborate one by one.
Of course, if only the color of the beard changes some patterns on the shape, it is not surprising, let alone commendable. The reason why Beard Gate can stand proudly in today's Wulin and become more and more famous in Jianghu is because of its unique and excellent kung fu.
Look, there is a big bird flying in the distance. Its wings are flat and flying leisurely. It is getting closer and closer. A closer look shows that it's not a bird, it's a person, and it's closer. This just shows that his wings are not extended to both sides, but his beard.
What a magnificent beard. It is separated like a fan, spread to both sides, and flapped a few times from time to time, just like a pair of vigorous wings, which makes people hover up and down in the air at will and fly like a fairy. When approaching the ground, the beards on both sides gradually gather and gently fall to the ground.
This is the big leader under the beard door, the person with the best kung fu and the most authoritative speech. His skill just now is one of the characteristics of Hu Kung Fu, which is called Hu Ziyi, that is, a beard can make people fly like wings. The longer the beard, the deeper the kung fu, and the higher and faster the flight.
The one coming over has a long moustache. If it is dragged down, it will be more than ten feet long. But he let the two long moustaches roll into a spiral and hang them on his chest. He walks unsteadily and unsteadily, but he is also exquisite and proud.
Although he has a beard, he is very powerful. Look, he came to a forest and said, "I'll make a stool for everyone!" " "
As he spoke, his two curls suddenly straightened out and danced like two flexible snakes. A tree in front of him crashed with a clash and was cut into pieces in the blink of an eye. This is a simple stool he made for everyone.
It turns out that when his two beards dance, they are a pair of very sharp mandarin ducks swords, which is one of Hu's characteristic kungfu. It's called Hu Zijian, which is more flexible and powerful than ordinary swords, because they can better achieve the unity of swords and people, combine rigidity with softness and change endlessly.
Unexpectedly, the moustache cut down a tree with a beard sword, but it alarmed a group of birds living in the Woods. There was only a loud noise, and a large group of birds, large and small, took off from the treetops.
A man with a moustache stood up and said with a smile, "Sir Zhong gave you a stool just now, let me add a side dish for you!" "
It turns out that this beard is the third leader. I saw him bulging his cheeks, and his thick and hard beard stood on end. It is not surprising that his whole face looks like an angry hedgehog. What is even more surprising is that with the jerk of his jet, dozens of beards flew out with a "wave" and shot directly into the air. Every beard hits a sparrow. Without exception, the flock of birds fell down and landed on everyone's head.
This is a characteristic of Hu Kung Fu, called beard arrow, which means that a beard can be shot like an arrow, and each shot beard is as sharp, penetrating and lethal as a real arrow. The difference is that other people can only shoot one arrow at a time with a bow, but his cheeks can shoot dozens of bearded arrows at a time. Of course, these beards can't be taken back after they are shot out, but it doesn't matter, they will grow out soon.
There are many unique kung fu skills of Hu, such as beard whip, beard hammer, beard gun, beard stick and so on, so I won't elaborate on them one by one.
"Now, we are ready for the meeting!" The third leader stood up and announced loudly and dignified.
"slow!" At this moment, a man with a silvery white goatee stood up and said angrily, "There is a fake beard among us!" " "
"Fake? Who is it? " Everyone was in an uproar and looked at each other in amazement.
"That's him!" The goatee pointed to the next one and said.
The other man stood up calmly. He is neither tall nor fat, but he has long and thick sideburns. The beard and his long hair are linked together, hanging straight on his chest like a black waterfall, covering his whole face, revealing only a pair of intense eyes and a straight nose, which is a bit mysterious and chic. Temperament and style are first-class.
"What makes you say that I am a fake?" The mysterious waterfall beard asked confidently.
"Because, because," the goatee blushed again and stammered for a long time before saying, "Because your beard is so beautiful that people doubt it!"
As soon as this was said, others couldn't help talking. Some say it makes sense. Such a beautiful beard has never been seen before. There must be something wrong. Others say that it is unreasonable. Is it only the ugly beard that is real? It's not true that the beard looks good. This is simply jealousy and narrow-mindedness!
Someone shouted loudly: "Don't argue, it's true or not, let him show his kung fu and see!"
"Well said!" Waterfall beard smiled brightly. When he lifted his long beautiful beard and feet a little, he saw his waterfall beard and his long hair suddenly spread out in all directions like an umbrella and fluttered gently, and his whole body took off. He whirled and tumbled in the air, climbing and descending, more leisurely than angelfish swimming in the water.
"Hu Ziyi! This kung fu is great! " They raised their heads in unison, and even the big head who just started to show Hu Ziyi's works and fell from the sky nodded approvingly.
Seeing that the beard of the waterfall is about to fall lightly to the ground, the beard on the gills looks like a hedgehog and a brush, but it is greeted by three heads. With a drum of cheeks and a "wave", dozens of beard arrows suddenly shot at the waterfall beard, which surprised people, because as we all know, the three-headed beard arrows are not shot every time.
Even the second leader thought it was too cruel, so he shook his beard and prepared to rescue him.
However, at this moment, I saw the beard of the waterfall that had not yet landed, and his beard and hair immediately spread out, like a blooming chrysanthemum pattern, covering his body tightly, just blocking dozens of beard arrows. He tossed his head again, and his beard, which was as loose as chrysanthemum, suddenly folded up again, even dozens of beard arrows were folded in.
"Yes, Beard Shield!" This nest-like cry is the third leader who has lost dozens of beards. "How can such a good beard be fake?"
Although he has done some hard work, he is a generous man. When he saw this skill, he immediately believed in waterfall beard.
However, the second leader who was going to rescue just now saw the doubt. His face fell and he said, "His kung fu is real and his beard is fake!" " "
"Is the beard fake?" Everyone was shocked.
"Why did you see it?" Waterfall beard also unconvinced to ask.
"It's very simple," said the second master standing in front of the waterfall beard. "I have an idea. I can see it clearly. Somebody, pour 18 pots of water on our heads! "
At the command of the second leader, a master brought eighteen pots of clear water and poured it on their heads standing side by side. They are soaked to the skin, their hair and eyebrows are dripping, and their beards are of course soaked in water.
"True beard is not afraid of water, false beard is not afraid. Now, let's pull out our beards together, shall we? " The second head said with a smile.
"In that case, it is not necessary. Let me pull it myself. " Waterfall beard is also refreshing, saying, grabbed his thick long beard and wiped it, and then he saw that all the beards were wiped off. I saw that his beardless face was so smooth and white that I couldn't even find a stubble on his whole chin. He is a very handsome young man.
"Ah, your beard turned out to be, originally glued up? No wonder it won't stick well in water. " The third master suddenly realized that he could not help complaining with regret and irritation. "Why? Since you are so good at kung fu, be patient and let your beard grow longer and longer. Isn't it ok? "
The young man said with a wry smile, "But I just can't grow a beard!" " "
"Why?" The three hosts asked foolishly.
"I don't understand, she is a girl, and her kung fu is all in her hair." After all, the second master is sharp-eyed, and he revealed the mystery.
"Ah, is she a girl?"
"But her hair is as good as our beard!" All the people are talking in surprise.
"Alas, you don't have a beard," the third head sighed helplessly. "Our beard door can't accept you, I can't help you!"
"No, we want her!" The big boss, who hasn't spoken all the time, spoke at the moment. He said word for word with great certainty and dignity: "Make a contribution, Hu Zigong, the reason is the same, and the moves are the same. Why can't we be one? From now on, our bearded goalkeeper will be renamed Hairy Beard Gate. Not only men but also women can join. Do you agree? "
"agree!"
"Great!"