Chinese teacher: Although there are many examples of three wives and four concubines in ancient China, please don't write the marriage system-"monogamy" as one wife a day!
Music teacher: You can't sing a tune, out of tune? It doesn't matter, just sing the three notes that you think are accurate during the chorus festival.
Politics teacher: What is political civilization? Political civilization is the rectification of civilization.
Geography teacher: Although China's territorial waters are very small, we may need to buy ten aircraft carriers to defend our edible fish in the future. )
PE teacher: The standard movement of gymnastics is to turn over for three and a half weeks, and then do a back flip for one month.
History teacher: It's too easy to call Beijing. Gaga, when the power plant and waterworks blow up, we are all finished. Where can we buy wax? Can you drill? Can you live without water? But Afghans have never seen electricity, air transmission? No airport! Can you ride a donkey? Have you been trained by American soldiers to ride donkeys? You will finish it soon. This country cannot be defeated. In short, the more backward the country, the more invincible it is!