Appearance:
Narrator: The recitation is full of sound and emotion, bringing people back to the era of World War II.
General Barton: He speaks with his head held high, his voice is loud and his actions are exaggerated.
Staff: You walk slowly, and your speech is a little sour.
female secretary: dressed in fancy clothes, she talks in a delicate way, giving people the impression that she always wants to flatter General Barton and find out the shortcomings of others.
American soldier: She moves neatly and talks like a watering can.
German soldier A: Beijing accent, a little dull, always willing to reprimand German soldier B.
german soldier b: stuttering, lack of backbone, makes people feel even more stupid.
Landlord: His voice is low, slow and arrogant.
landlady: dumb voice, very tacky
doctor: chattering
assistant: omitted.
In the first act
"General Barton" sat alone in a chair, reading a novel about World War II with relish. Tired of reading it, he put down his book, leaned back in the chair, and closed his eyes. Soon, there was the killing sound of the army attack and the rumble of gunfire outside the stadium ...
"General Barton" immediately got up and quietly walked to the stage.
Narrator: The Second World War has come to an end. Allied troops have landed in Normandy. With the fierce attack of the Allied forces, the life of the Germans is getting more and more difficult. No, General Patton, the most intrepid allied general, led his troops and marched to a small town 5 kilometers away from Paris. (At this point, the sound of fighting and gunfire gradually disappears)
The staff runs on the field and calls Barton.
Staff: "General Barton, how about a meeting? Is it inconvenient to talk? Then I said you listen! "
Barton "well" on the sidelines
Staff: "According to the German prisoners, the whole German army is talking about General Barton. Say you are really bad! "
General Patton: "Eh!"
Staff: "General, we have arrived at the town designated by General Eisenhowell."
Barton: "OK, you lead some people to change into casual clothes and come with me to scout ahead!" "
Staff: "Got it!" (this sentence is firm)
under the staff.
after the first act
props are responsible for placing two chairs on the stage.
Act II
Narrator: With the successive victories of the Allies, many German soldiers deserted. No, there are two more deserters here. They are tired and thirsty. At this moment, a manor appears in front of them.
Two German soldiers are talking outside.
German soldier A: "I said man, you said that this battle has been fought like this, and the whole foot has a boil!" "
german soldier b: "what do you mean?
the "german armor" is too low!
german soldier b: "yeah! Let you talk, what shall we do? "
german soldier a: where did you get rich before you came to France, man?
German soldier B: "Those who plant and farm the land!"
german soldier armour: "yo-ho! Same thing. Otherwise, we'll be wasting our time. Do you want to have a short-term job in this family? Let's earn some money and go back to Berlin! "
German soldier B:" I, I, I think so! However, we have to keep an eye on it. In the past few years, it has been said in the newspapers that the wages of migrant workers are delayed!
german soldier a: "let's have a look first! But, man, you have to hurry up when you stutter back to Germany. It's not hard enough. "
german soldier b: "cheng chengle!" "
During the performance, the landlord and the landlady quietly entered the stage, sat cross-legged in their chairs and began to turn over the books.
On the stage, the landlord and the landlady are sitting cross-legged in a chair. They are turning over the ledger and knocking on melon seeds.
landlady: "I'm talking about the baby's father, but the rent of the Bush family has not been confiscated yet! "
landlord:" that won't do! There is no surplus grain in the landlord's house! Everything has to be done according to the contract! "
Landlord:" That's no good. I heard that this American opened a McDonald's, which is delicious. "
Landlord:" I also heard that more delicious food and more laughter are in McDonald's "(sung as advertised. )
landlady: "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and collect the rent! "
two people stood up and hurried off.
Two German soldiers walked and talked, and went on stage.
Two German soldiers said in unison, "Holy shit! It's dark enough! "
german soldier armour:" simply, forget it! "
german soldier b: "I think so! Who is good at robbing and robbing? "
german soldier a: "go! Come to buy and sell! "
two people hide behind chairs in the corner of the stage. Get down.
General Barton led the staff officer, the female secretary and two guards in casual clothes.
Staff: "General Barton, when did you change the secret to a woman?"
Barton: "Nonsense, who brings the male secretary!"
American soldiers came from a distance and stood in front of Barton, saluting respectfully. Barton waved casually and asked
Barton impatiently, "What's the panic? If the British people led by Montgomery saw this, they would have to laugh their heads off! "
bingjia: "report, the enemy has left the position and fled!" "
Barton (wiping his face and asking slightly unhappily): "Mr. Sergeant, can you tell me what you did before you joined the army?"
Bing Jia: (Stand at attention): "Report to General, watering can seller!"
Barton waved impatiently to signal the sergeant to step down.
soldier a stands at attention, salutes and runs off the field.
Two German soldiers suddenly jumped out from behind the chair.
german soldier b: "fight. . . Fight. . . Robbery! Have money, money, money! If there is a card card, tell me the password by the way! "
the german soldier said, waving an axe in his hand.
Barton: "Counselor, go and see which play this is!"
Staff: "It seems to be a robbery, right? Why don't we hesitate and touch the gun with our hands? Watch Barton.
Barton: "Huh? ! ! ! Shake your head. (Negative tone)
Barton: "I don't often tell you, what is the most lacking in the 2th century?"
the three of them said in unison, "Talent!"
Barton: "So what's our goal?"
The staff officer and the female secretary said in unison, "No cavities!"
two people feel that they have lost their language. When they look at each other, they immediately say in unison, "No, it's to destroy the Nazis!"
Patton patted the staff on the shoulder and said earnestly, "The war is coming to an end, so it's time for us to relax."
The female secretary looked at the staff, took a step closer to General Patton, and held her head high and said, "General Ba always said that we should serve others with virtue! To tell you the truth, the robbers who are most annoyed by them have no technical content at all! "
During this period, two German soldiers kept turning to the speaker as everyone talked, and finally, the German soldiers couldn't help it.
German soldier A: "Seriously, we are robbing here!"
female secretary: "yo, let's be serious, people are robbing!" " (The voice is very sharp, sarcastic tone)
The three allied troops fought back from laughing. At this time, German soldier B wanted to stammer something.
German soldiers rudely interrupted him: "Be serious, we are robbing here! There is no professionalism! There are so many words that stutter! "
German soldier B looked at the German soldier A angrily, and didn't want to say anything, but finally held back.
the german soldier shouted, "hurry up! Both. . . Both. . . Cut the fucking crap! Put the money. . . Money. . . Give it to Xiao Ye! "
german soldier b: "yes! Take it out! "
The three allies looked at each other and took out their pockets. Still muttering, we have no money!
Counselor: "We really don't have any money, don't believe you." He started rummaging through his pockets.
"No?"
"that's not true, is it? To tell you the truth, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week, and even Coca-Cola is not original! "
Barton: "Eh! Let the Pentagon airlift us! " (Lengthening sound)
Counselor: I heard that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us were sold to Belgian profiteers by those bad guys in Antwerp. Even
our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of Italian prostitutes, and my mouth stinks so much that I can't kiss the people of Paris who welcome us
!
Barton: "We'll deal with those sons of bitches later!"
Suddenly, the staff officer found a can of Coca-Cola from his pocket. He held it in his hand and wiped it with his sleeve. Looking at two German soldiers,
asked, "Can I give you a coke?"
German soldier B: "Open it." At this moment, bang, the staff officer has opened the coke and handed it to German soldier B.
German soldier B: "Just kidding!"
Staff: "Yes! Then I'll drink it myself! "
the Germans asked in unison, "Who are you?"
Barton straightened up and shouted, "George, the Third Army of the US Army. Barton! " Look around.
Barton shouted, "Why are you still standing there? ! ! ! Give it to me! ! ！”
The staff and others shouted back: "Yes! ! ！”
I held down two German soldiers, grabbed their arms and twisted them off the stage.
Barton stood on the stage alone, triumphant, posing with a whip in his hand, standing at attention for a while and saluting for a while, trying to find the feeling of a general.
There was the sound of an ambulance under the stage, followed by a sudden brake, and two doctors came on stage.
doctor: "see, this is a typical mania, and you are like a good person when you are not sick. It is dangerous for such people to be put into society! Take it! "
assistant: "ok ~ ~ ~ le ~ ~! ! ！”
As they spoke, the two men went up and threw themselves into each other's hands. Each of them grabbed General Barton's arm and went out to fight.
Barton: "What are you doing? ! ! ! You can't do this to me! I have shed blood in North Africa! I was injured in Utah beach! I have made meritorious military service for leaders! I want to speak to the Pentagon! I ◎ # ◎ # ◎ "
end.