Second, the hero does not ask the source, and the speed of love is looking for me.
Third, buy a lighter when you take the test paper.
Fourth, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine.
Fifth, don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.
Sixth, injury is the best day of the night, and there is no money in my pocket!
Seven, the rest of my life, I am thin, I am rich.
Eight, I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.
Nine, I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked if you want to go with me.
Ten, spilled water, Lao tze don't even want a basin.
Eleven, that boy, dare not like me, is purely looking for a type.
Twelve, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.
Thirteen, how dare I not believe that you have the face to lie?
14. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when you break it.
Fifteen, women don't have to quarrel, you are more beautiful than her.
Sixteen, all kinds of hate for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
Seventeen, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.
Eighteen, falling in love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
Nineteen, youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous falling.
Twenty, the cashier said: no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
Twenty-one, some things don't need to argue, seemingly obedient, and secretly resist.
Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I will speak ill of others.
Twenty-three, be a carefree foodie, be a carefree fool.
Twenty-four, when others praise me, I am worried that others praise me not enough.
My love world is a slum, and yours is a tall building.
Twenty-six, life is not just the present, there are countless homework.
Twenty-seven, the neighbor is a changeable person, and changed the wifi password.
Twenty-eight, you really don't look down on fat people, and you are addicted to losing weight.
Twenty-nine, just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I was blind from then on.
30. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?
Don't challenge my sister's temper. I have more friends on the blacklist than you.
I met you when the world was too big and lost you when the world was too small.
Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?
It's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.
If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.
I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.
Friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.
Thirty-eight, men always look at other people's daughters-in-law, but they can't see the goodness of their own women.
Thirty-nine, I hope class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.
Forty, in order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.
Forty-one, why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.
42. Every time I give a tutorial to Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a hard kick.
Forty-three, don't make excuses for yourself, don't blame gravity for constipation.
Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.
Forty-five, the girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.
It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
47. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.
Forty-eight, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.
Forty-nine, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.
Fifty, whether you are doing well or not, others don't know, but everyone knows when you gain weight.
Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.
Master Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.
Fifty-three, I didn't expect a person to be so naive. It's really stupid and naive!
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!
Fifty-five, I am such a good girl that you despise, young man. Do you like men?
56. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.
In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.
58. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.
59. There is nothing to give teachers on Teacher's Day, so we have to give back what we have learned.
60. The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!
Sixty-one, sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.
The two main reasons why you can't finish your homework are sitting next to you with a mobile phone in your hand.
Sixty-three, the math teacher talking about a problem is like showing off, and he still can't stop talking for a long time.
64. Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.
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Sixty-six, who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I quit. I played well.
Sixty-seven, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.
Sixty-eight, after cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.
We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.
I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.
Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?
Seventy-two, too concerned about other people's opinions will eventually have two endings: either you are exhausted or let others die.
If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.
You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.
75. You have two choices: one is to get out at once, and the other is to get out at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.
Seventy-six, everyone who says "good night" to bed is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.
Although you are not very beautiful, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of this world.
Seventy-eight, when someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, is it cute and charming, and make others jealous perfectly.
I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. Recently, I feel my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can't see the money when I open my wallet.
Eighty, because the cowherd and the weaver girl have been living in a state of separation, the cowherd and his cow are in love, so we can't get through Tanabata, please tell each other!
If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.
Eighty-two, Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, and his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and he missed those years of love.
Eighty-three, a Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me all over. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.
Eighty-four, ask the cleaner to clean the house, and the aunt should wear a shoe cover when entering the door. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.
Eighty-five, I'm really lucky. Thank you very much for knowing these sincere friends for many years. My attitude towards me has never changed. For example, I didn't receive a Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year, and I still haven't received a Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.