Cold kiln fu, the first strange article in history.

? Also known as "broken kiln fu" and "rich fu"

Lv Mengzheng

Accidents will happen. Scolopes has a hundred feet and can't walk like a snake; The rooster has two wings, but he can't fly over the crow. A horse has a journey of a thousand miles, and it can't be done without riding it; People are ambitious, but they can't be self-sufficient unless they are lucky.

Gavin: In this world, wealth can't be lewd, and poverty can't be moved. The article is overwhelming, Confucius is in Bang Chen; Excellent martial arts, squire fishing in Weihe River. Yan Yuan's life is short, he is not a vicious person; Stealing feet is old, so he is a kind person. Emperor Yao was wise, but he gave birth to a black sheep; Gu Sou is stupid, but he is a filial son. Zhang Liangyuan is a civilian, and Xiao He is called a county magistrate. Yan Zi, who was less than five feet tall, was appointed Prime Minister of Qi. Kongming, who lives in the thatched cottage, can become a strategist of Shu Han. Although Chu Ba was a hero, he was defeated by Wujiang River and committed suicide. Although Hanwang is weak, it has Wan Li. Li Guang has the power to shoot tigers, not to be old; Feng Tang has the talent of Lapras, but he has never met him in his life. When Han Xin didn't meet, he didn't have three meals a day. When we met, there was a three-foot decree hanging around our waist. Once he declined and died at the hands of Yin people.

Have a plenty of poor before getting rich, have a plenty of young and old Xian Yi. Full article, white hair actually missed; I am just a scholar, a teenager and a student. Gonge in the deep courtyard was transported back to be a prostitute; A romantic prostitute, when the time comes, deserves to be a wife. Young and beautiful, but a stupid husband; Handsome husband, against ugly wife. Dragons don't meet, fish and turtles dive; When a gentleman loses time, he makes a villain. Although the clothes are worn, they always look polite; With a sad face, always holding a peaceful amount. When in trouble, just be poor and keep your share; If you don't cheat your heart, you will be proud. A poor gentleman is born with bone formation; A rich little man can't get rid of poverty and cold body.

When the weather is bad, the sun and the moon have no light; When the land is out of time, vegetation will not grow; The water is not timely and the wind and waves are uneven; People don't have time, and profits will not work. Pay attention to wealth and wealth, life has been arranged, who doesn't want wealth? If people don't follow the basic horoscope, how can they have intimate relationships?

I used to live in Luoyang, begging for a monk's food. I stayed in the cellar at dusk, thinking that clothes could not cover my body and that food could not satisfy my hunger. People here hate it, people here hate it, and people here are mean to me. I will not give up. Living in the imperial court today, the official position is the best. Although I bow to one person, I rank above ten million people. I have a staff to attack a hundred people, a sword to cut down the base, and a thousand boxes of Luo Jin to think about clothes. When I think about food, I have a wonderful taste. I will be whipped by a strong man when I leave. When I enter, I will be favored by a beautiful woman and hugged by an inferior person. Humanism is what I cherish, which is beyond my ability. This is time, luck and fate.

Hoo hoo! In this world, wealth is inexhaustible, poverty is not self-deception, and listening to the cycle of heaven and earth is endless.

Accidents will happen. A centipede with a hundred feet can't walk as well as a snake. Domestic chickens have big wings, but they can't fly as well as birds. Take the lead, travel a thousand miles, and no one can do anything about it. People have the ambition of lingyun, unless they are lucky, they can't get ahead. The article is overwhelming, and Confucius is still trapped in Bang Chen. Wu is a little better, and Taigong fishes in Weishui. Stealing feet is old and not a kind person. Yan Hui's life is short, but he is not a vicious man. Yao Shun was the most holy, but he gave birth to an unworthy son. Gu Sou was stupid and gave birth to the son of the Great Sage. It turns out that Sean is a commoner and Xiao He is a county magistrate. Yan Zi was less than five feet tall and was appointed as the prime minister of Qi. Living in a thatched cottage can be a strategist of Shu Han. Han Xin was a general in the Han Dynasty. Feng Tang has the ambition to secure the country and has no official seal. Li Guang has the power to shoot tigers and never dies. Although the king of Chu is male, Wujiang's suicide is inevitable; Although Hanwang is weak, there are rivers and mountains and Wan Li. Full of knowledge, white hair is not the first; Teenagers are scholars and teenagers are subjects.

? Get rich first, then get poor, then get rich. The dragon didn't meet him. He dived between fish and shrimp. When a gentleman loses time, he makes a villain. When the weather is bad, the sun and the moon have no light; The land is out of season and the vegetation is not long. The water is not timely and the wind and waves are uneven; People don't have time, and profits will not work.

? I went to a temple in Luoyang and spent the night in a cold kiln. Cloth can't cover its body, and porridge can't satisfy its hunger. People at higher levels hate it, people at lower levels hate it, and everything is mean. Yu Yue: It's not that I'm cheap, but that I'm lucky and just in time. So an official is the best, ranking first in the three fairs. He has a stick to peel and a sword to kill meanness. When he left, a strong man was holding a whip. When he came in, a beautiful woman was holding a seedling. When he thinks about clothes, he has a piece of brocade. When he thinks of delicious food, he has delicious food, loved by his superiors, embraced by his subordinates and admired by everyone. They all say Yu GUI. Yu Yue: It's not that I'm expensive, it's that I'm lucky and just in time.

When you are alive, you can't hold wealth or be bullied. This is the cycle of heaven and earth, and it will always start again.

Lv Mengzheng (944-101year) was born in Luoyang, Henan, and Donglai. Prime minister in the early northern song dynasty. Lv Mengzheng is generous and upright. He dares to be angry and dare not speak when meeting gifts, but he is tolerant and elegant when meeting gifts. In the Northern Song Dynasty, he died in Dazhong Xiangfu in four years, giving Wen Mu a memorial and a secretariat letter.

My nephew and grandnephew are all prime ministers, and Lu Zujian and Sun VIII are all famous scholars in the Southern Song Dynasty.

Lv Mengzheng's "Cold Kiln Fu" has beautiful words, neat antithesis, thought-provoking, enlightening my heart and gaining a higher appreciation of life. Between the lines, life has risen to the height of philosophy. This is really the first miracle ever.

Unfortunately, it's not in the Chinese textbook. It's a pity. I wonder if there is one now?

But it's not too late to see.