Celebrities always have many stories that make us feel witty. We often feel this in their daily life. Follow me to taste humor from their lives! The humorous stories of celebrities bring us smiles to witness history.
1, a humorous story of a celebrity? Su Shi
Su Dongpo lived in Huangzhou for several years. One night, he and his good friend monk Fo Yin went boating on the Yangtze River. When Su Dongpo raised his glass, he suddenly pointed to the riverbank and smiled without a word. Fo Yin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing at a bone. He realized something and threw a fan engraved with Su Dongpo's poems into the water. The two men looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
It turns out that this is a dumb couplet. Su Dongpo's first couplet is: a dog gnaws at a river bone (monk)
2. The humorous stories of celebrities? Lu Xun
1934, lyna, mayor of Beiping, Kuomintang, banned male and female students from swimming together.
On hearing this, Mr. Lu Xun said to several young friends: Men and women are not allowed to swim with their classmates. It is said that men and women breathe air together, confusing Gan Kun. Isn't it more serious than swimming with their classmates Mayor lyna might as well simply give an order that men and women should wear gas masks when they go out. It doesn't circulate air and won't appear. In this way; Everyone is here! Here! ?
After Mr. Lu Xun finished, he leaned back slightly and simulated the pipe of the gas mask with his hand.
Everyone was laughed at by Lu Xun's words and deeds.
3. The witty and humorous stories of celebrities? Shavian
Once walking in the street, a cyclist accidentally knocked him down. The man hurriedly came to hold Bernard Shaw and was about to apologize.
Bernard Shaw said, You are unfortunate. If you try to kill me again, you will go down in history for killing Bernard Shaw. ? An embarrassing dispute that should have happened was instantly replaced by a friendly and funny scene, and Bernard Shaw was more respected by people.
4. The humorous stories of celebrities? Hyman
Known as? The first heavy gunner in the world women's volleyball team? Hyman once fell in love with a white man, but finally broke up because of color and race. After Hyman became famous, the white man went to her and said, honey, let's make up. Now you are a world-famous star, and I am very eager to be with you. ?
Hyman smiled contemptuously and said, I don't know if you love me or not. Fame or me? If I love myself, I will still be so black. If you love my fame, then this problem will be solved easily. Please buy a ticket to watch the ball! ?
5. The humorous stories of celebrities? Pushkin
Pushkin was not famous when he was young. Once, he attended a duke's party in Petersburg. He invited a beautiful young aristocratic lady to dance. The lady gave Pushkin an arrogant look and said coldly, I can't dance with a child. ? Pushkin was not angry and said with a smile. I'm sorry! Dear miss, I didn't know you were pregnant. ? With that, he bowed politely and left the ballroom.
6. The humorous stories of celebrities? Premier Zhou
In the early 1950s, Premier Zhou hosted a banquet for foreign guests in Qinzheng Hall of Zhongnanhai. At this time, the last soup was served, and all kinds of soup dishes in the soup were carved into different patterns, which was really delicious. However, the winter bamboo shoots turned over in the soup and happened to be a symbol of fascism. Seeing this, the foreign guests were shocked and asked the Prime Minister what this meant. The prime minister was also surprised, but he immediately explained calmly: This is not a sign of fascism! This is a pattern in our China tradition, do you understand? Wan? , symbol? Longevity Best wishes to the guests! ? Then he said humorously:? It doesn't matter even if it is a fascist symbol! Let's destroy fascism together and eat it! ? After his words, both the host and the guests laughed, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic. This soup is also for guests.
7. The humorous stories of celebrities? Mark? two
Mark? Twain once stayed in a hotel. He was told in advance that mosquitoes were particularly fierce here.
When he checked in at the reception desk, a mosquito just flew in.
Mark? Twain said to the waiter. I heard that mosquitoes in your area are very smart, so they will come to see my room number in advance, so that they can sit in the right place and have a full meal at night. ?
The waiter couldn't help laughing after listening.
What about that night, Mark? Twain slept well, because the waiter also remembered the room number and went into the room in advance to do the mosquito killing work.
8. The humorous stories of celebrities? Johnson
At the age of 26, Johnson was appointed as the director of the Texas branch of the National Youth Administration. During his tenure, he was very strict with his subordinates and liked to point out what they had done wrong. Once, he passed a colleague's seat and saw his office desk full of papers, so he deliberately raised his voice and said, I hope your thoughts are not as messy as this desk. ? In this way, everyone in the same office can hear clearly. Before Johnson visited the office for the second time, it was difficult for his colleague to sort out the papers and clear the table. When Johnson came to the office again, he saw that the messy desk was empty, so he said, I hope your mind is not as empty as this desk. ?
9. The humorous stories of celebrities? Mandra
Mandela once gave a speech at an important conference attended by all African countries. Because of his age, he accidentally messed up the pages of his speech. This was originally an embarrassing thing, but Mandela said something unusual:
He said humorously while sorting out his speech. You have to forgive an old man for messing up the pages of his speech, but I know a president here once messed up his speech, but unlike me, he didn't find it. Read on. ?
The venue suddenly burst into prolonged applause, and the embarrassment caused by the interruption of the speech disappeared instantly.
At the end of the speech, Mandela was humorous again. He said:? Thank you for awarding me the Kama Medal. I'm retired at home now. If I am short of money one day, I will take it to the street to sell. I know someone here who is willing to pay a lot of money for it. He is our President Mbeki. ?
Mbeki and all the people present were moved by Mandela's humor. They stood up and applauded Mandela and watched the funny old man leave.
10, wit and humor stories of celebrities? Zhang Daqian
Zhang Daqian made a joke because he had a long beard.
At a meal, a friend used his long beard as an excuse to joke and even make him happy.
However, Zhang Daqian was not worried and said unhurriedly, I will also tell you a story about beard. After Guan Yu and Zhang Fei died, Liu Bei intended to retaliate against Wu. Guan Xing, the son of Guan Yu, and Zhang Bao, the son of Zhang Fei, are eager for revenge and strive to be pioneers. To be fair, Liu Bei said: You tell your father's exploits separately, and whoever tells more is the pioneer. ? Zhang Bao spoke first: My father broke the long slab bridge and fought Ma Chao at night, but he couldn't fight the tile mouth and let Yan Yan go. ? Guan Xing stammered, but he didn't want to lag behind, saying: It must be several feet long first, and face to face with Xian Di is called the beautiful mane man, so the vanguard position belongs to me. ? At this time, Guan Yu was in the clouds. After hearing this, he couldn't help cursing: Needless to say, for the sake of his father, he beheaded Yan Liang, fined Wen Chou, passed five customs, beheaded six generals, and went to the meeting alone. Not to mention these brilliant achievements. What's the use of talking about your father's beard?
After listening to this story told by Zhang Daqian, everyone was speechless, and there was no more nonsense about beards.
After War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's victory, Zhang Daqian will return to his hometown in Sichuan from Shanghai. His family held a farewell dinner for him and invited famous Peking Opera artist Mei Lanfang and other celebrities to accompany him. At the beginning of the banquet, Zhang Daqian toasted Mei Lanfang and said, Mr. Mei, you are a gentleman and I am a villain. Let me propose a toast to you first. ? Mei Lanfang doesn't understand what this means, and all the guests don't understand. Zhang smiled and explained:
? Are you a gentleman? I'm a villain? Draw it, make it. ? One sentence made the audience laugh.
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