2. Xie Guangkun: Son, this car can only be seen and not touched, but it can be said outside.
3. Liu Neng: Is the deputy director's head portrait ordinary? That's the faucet!
Zhao Si: Let's knock it.
4. Zhao Si: Take a step and broaden your horizons.
5, big head: I usually use it to steal vegetables.
Montana: Why?
Head: stealing vegetables
Montana: You have formed this habit. There is a lot of land. You can grow it yourself! What food did you steal?
Colonel: You heard wrong, Chairman. I said stealing vegetables online.
Montana: Stealing vegetables at night?
Zhao Yutian: I'll call you mom!
Liu Ying: Don't talk nonsense. Your brother is here. Listen.
7. Wang Dana: Unity is strength, prepare for singing!
Liu Neng: You said that if one of these two things can be realized for me, I can sleep peacefully!
Xie Guangkun: I have some bad news for you.
10, Ma Yongqiang: Will you die if you don't stop in this hospital?
Ma Yongqiang: This guy is so stuffy!
12, Zhao Yutian: I don't want to settle down and tell you yet!
13, Xie Guangkun: Small sample, you are really good at talking!
14, Zhao Si: Always immersed in joy and sadness!
15, Wang Dana: Why are people in ivory mountain so talkative? They all have ivory!
16, Liu Neng: Next, please welcome Mrs. Zhao Guoqiang, and Ms. Wang Xiumei will shine beside me!
17, Liu Neng: What's Yutian's mother's name again?
Zhao Si: Liu Neng, don't you think it's too much for you to call me in the middle of the night to ask my daughter-in-law's name?
Liu Neng: Old four, see where you want to go. I didn't ask his name and write him a love letter.
Guang Kun: I gave them a vaccination first.
Guang Kun's wife: Forget it, you are allergic to others again.
19, Zhao Si: I am so unpopular.
20. Liu Neng: What do brothers do at home?
Liu Datou: What about edification?
2 1, Ma Yutian: Then I'll find Liu Neng.
Zhao Si: I find you are very excited when you mention Liu Neng!
22. Assistant Liu: Go home quickly, I will continue to practice.
23. Liu Neng: Pushing the wheel of history forward.
24. Yutian's mother: Dad, look at this watermelon. Have you been bitten?
Zhao Si: It can't be this breed.
25. Zhao Si: This is a hospital. Why do you call me sick? (When the town government sued Changgui, the mayor Qi could not be found, and all the houses ran away.)
26. Zhao Si: Team battle means that the four of us cut you, and singles means that you cut the four of us.
27. Xie Guangkun: Look, the kid in Qiancun still calls him dad.
Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: She is Korean, so what do you compare with her?
28. Xie Guangkun: I am in business. I mainly deal in mushrooms, fungus and bracken to tie old teeth. You can earn eight or nine thousand yuan a year.
Zhao Si: (talking about Xie Guangkun's donkey) I can't find Shenyang, it can walk to Shenyang!
30. Xie Guangkun; Whether we cooperate or not can't depend on one person!
3 1, Liu Neng: The kindness of dripping water should be repaid with money.
Liu Neng: I don't want to be a bad guy. I want to be a village director.
34. Zhao Si: Go away.
35. Zhao Si: There is a big difference from the five senses to the length.
36. Xie Guangkun: Are you proud or backward?
Xie Guangkun: Are you a flower?
Yongqiang Mom: Not flowers, but big trees!
38. Wang Dana: I am still afraid of dying in a hot spring, and you are still in a hot spring.
39. Wang Laoqi: Look at this girl's anger at Chao.
40. Xie Guangkun: The trip to the South is full of luck. Either you go, or I go or nobody goes! Sleep!
4 1, Changgui: It hurts to stand and talk.
42. Xie Guangkun: Well, I'm going to fly to Shanghai. Do you think I need anything?
Liu Neng: I tell you, you must swallow your tears. Later, I can't make you cry.
44. Liu Neng: Well, steamed bread in 20 yuan.
45. Zhao Yutian: Who said that? Liu Ying: My mother.
Zhao Yutian: Science? Liu Ying: My mother is a science student.
46. Changgui: Liu Neng and Liu Neng, you can do anything!
47. Xie Guangkun: ... Do you know who provides school education for Yongqiang? It's this donkey!
Liu Da's head was about to smoke, but there was no fire. Liu Neng delivered the lighter in time, but it didn't work.
Liu Neng: Brother, can our brother be timely rain?
Old Liu Tou: Timely is timely, but it didn't rain.
49. Liu's head: the mayor of the supermarket
50. One, two, three, four must … must … must.
5 1, Xie Guangkun: There are three firsts in life: the first time by car, the first time on the beach, and the first time in heaven.
52. (Xie Guangkun fly): How did such a big piece of iron get up?
53. Zhao Si said to the doorman: I tell you, Liu Neng is not easy to provoke, so I will draw lots with Liu Neng. If Liu Neng comes, I will give you a position. Complete works of classic lines of Beijing love story
Complete works of classic lines of Beijing love story
1. You are in new york and I am in Beijing. In the long separation, I only do one thing, love you full-time. If love can become a career, I will never leave early and never change careers. My tenure is this life. The happiest job in the world is to be your full-time lover. -tachileik's love story in Beijing
I thank you for giving me hope, which is so desperate. Love story in Beijing
Even if two people belong to each other, the constellations don't match, the constellations don't match, and the love index is zero, as long as they really love each other, it doesn't matter. Love story in Beijing
There is no love without material, because material and love are inseparable and closely linked. Love story in Beijing
To be exact, a woman is not in love with two men at the same time, but in comparison at the same time. Love story in Beijing
6. I think love is too complicated for a person with a simple mode of thinking. I think love is not complicated at all. These three words come and go: I love you, I hate you, break up and be together. Love story in Beijing
7. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, is a million. If it doesn't work, change it! Love story in Beijing
8. Now I finally know what I want, but you can't give these things. But I love you. But now these three words don't give me a sense of security. Love story in Beijing
9. Maybe one day, my ideal will be hit one after another, but I will not waver, because I firmly believe that it is right, I will continue to pursue my dream, and I also believe that one day I will meet someone who really understands me! Love story in Beijing
10, they all said, I am a stinking businessman now. Only I know that whenever I am alone in the dead of night, your unexpected arrival will wash away my lead and make me a poet. -tachileik's love story in Beijing
1 1, no one can love others more than himself! Love story in Beijing
12, through the flowers, the leaves don't touch the body. Love story in Beijing
13, the madman said to Lin Xia, "If I have the next life, I will definitely marry you and treat you well all my life" ... "Thank you for giving me hope, I am so desperate" and "Beijing Love Story"
14, I love you, it has nothing to do with you! Love story in Beijing
15, if loving someone is a bitch, then the whole world is a bitch. Love story in Beijing
16, I know her like a farmer's uncle knows nothing. Love story in Beijing
17, Mr. Cheng, if a person wants to be respected by others, he must first learn to respect himself. Love story in Beijing
18. People are in heaven and money is in the bank. Love story in Beijing
19. In today's society, to put it bluntly, the essence of love is the equivalent exchange of two dollars. The only difference is whether you pay RMB or US dollars. Love story in Beijing
20, to change a car, the car is a man's face, men can play anywhere, but can not hit the face. Love story in Beijing
2 1, since you don't love me, why are you still with me! Because you are beautiful, you can get it. Love story in Beijing
In fact, when you make up your mind, the most difficult moment has passed "Beijing Love Story".
23. Here she comes; You, ruined. Love story in Beijing
24. Yes, I want too much. You don't want anything, you can have nothing, you can't even dream, because you are a woman, you can live easily, as long as you marry a man, you have everything. But not men. I am a man. One must succeed. If he doesn't succeed, he will have no money, no car and no house. He will only be looked down upon and abandoned by you heartless women. -Shi Zaijing's love story
25. It's not my fault, but this life, this world! Love story in Beijing
26. In the face of the rotten problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side. Love story in Beijing
27, life and death and Zicheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. To put it bluntly, whose hand do you want to hold? Can you accompany him/her to the old age ... Beijing Love Story
28. Life should be based on happiness and love should be based on reciprocity.
29. I think love is not complicated at all. These three words come and go. I love you and hate you. Let's break up-Beijing love story Yang Zixi.
30. I broke up with you and had nothing to do with him! Love story in Beijing
3 1, the first half is passion, the second half is affection, and the middle is extramarital affairs. Love story in Beijing
32 years old, contemporary Liang Shanbo, four-eyed Romeo. Love story in Beijing
33. "I don't know what to write, because how good you are, I can't write even if I want to." Meng Xiao wrote a note to Shen Bing, "Beijing Love Story".
34. A man can be called a man without a woman. Is a man without money still a man? -Beijing Love Story "Beijing Love Story"
I think love is too complicated for a simple-minded person like me.
36. No one can love others more than himself. Love story in Beijing
37. I love you because you look at the world and I look at you. Love story in Beijing
38. In fact, you have love in your heart. Just occasionally hiding behind my back. It's just waiting for a moment when you can shine. Until you understand the choice between having and losing, no matter how happy you look, your heart is hurt by your love. Love story in Beijing
It doesn't matter whether you get married or not. What matters is who you marry.
40. Dreams can be created with both hands, but happiness is a love story of Beijing given by God.
4 1, I am alive and well. Why would I die? How can I prove love when I die?
It doesn't matter whether you get married or not. What matters is who you marry.
I love you is my own business, not yours. Love story in Beijing
Classic lines of Tokyo love story
1, Wanji: Hey, what's in such a big bag? I never understood it.
Li Xiang: Love and hope!
2. Li Xiang: Great. I forgot it was late. I thought you had gone back.
Wan Ji: Been waiting?
Li Xiang: I have been waiting for a long time. Oh, I don't have my watch. I wonder what time it is. Look at your watch ... Wow! So late? Not bad, not like a bronze statue. If I become a bronze statue and everyone treats me as a dating place, I will become a happy puppy. I think, maybe you have gone home now, but it is rare to invite you once in your life. If you miss this opportunity, you must dream of a regretful ghost at night, right?
Wan Ji: Find a place to sit down first.
Li Xiang: (snuggling up to his chest) It's no use. Look here (chest), the battery is dead ... Even so close, ... it feels so far away ... What's the reason? Finally, thank you. I'm so happy. Really, you came. In some way ... I really want to be with you ... but why? ……
3. Li Xiang: The interesting thing about love is participation, even if it fails, it is very tasty. Because, when you fall in love with someone, you will always stay in your heart. This moment is the courage of life and a bright light in the dark.
4. Li Xiang: Like, like me?
Wan Ji: Yes.
Li Xiang: Say "I love you".
Wanji: I love you.
Li Xiang: Add my name.
Wan Ji: I love you, Li Xiang.
Li Xiang: I love you too, Maruko.
5. Li Xiang: (with tears in her eyes) You will regret it. You'll be sorry. You can only have one lover in your heart, not two. Where are you who love me? Love me 24 hours a day, work and play love me. Didn't you say that? Hold me tight, hold me tight, or I will leave you!
6. Li Xiang: Say you want to go. I have many friends, careers and responsibilities there. It's worth a visit. Compared with the noisy Tokyo, there are sea, sunny days and straight roads. People are energetic and talk loudly. If I had promised three months ago, I would be on the plane now. In this way, you will be happier if you make friends. After all, it was my idea to work overseas, but at that time, it seemed that a god was telling me, "Don't leave Tokyo, and a prince charming will come to see you soon." His name is ... Nagao Kanji. " Love you, Wan Zi, for this.
7. Li Xiang: I always transferred schools when I was young.
Wan Ji: Really. I never transferred to another school.
Li Xiang: It's not uncommon for new students who have known each other for less than a month. Childhood is all about parting.
Wan Zhi: If you do this many times, you will get used to it, right?
Li Xiang: You can't get used to this kind of thing. It's always sad to be apart from everyone. So when I am with everyone, I always have a good time. I always tell myself to be happy with everyone. I thought I might never see it again, so I tried my best to … smile.
Li Xiang: Have a nice day, too. ..... (Li Xiang suddenly turned and ran back and hugged Wan Zhi) I'll wait for you at the station. I just looked at the timetable. There's a train at 4: 48, and there's still an hour left. If you figure it out, come to me. If not, then I won't come to say goodbye to you. This is my last wish. Ok, remember, 4: 48, I hope you can come. Don't say anything
9. (Last letter) Hello, Wan Zhi: It should be evening! I wrote these words when you were shopping. It may be a little sad to be apart from you. Anyway, I always hope to continue to love you in the same season and on the same road. I feel a little reluctant to part with you after my life is over. I always feel a little empty at the thought of parting soon. Although my future may be better, I always think that meeting you is a great pleasure in my life. I don't want to say goodbye again, and I don't want to make an appointment again, because we will meet again. -Akami Li Xiang.
10, (three years later, Wan Zhi and Li Xiang reunited in the street)
Li Xiang: What a good wife!
Wan Ji: What about you?
Li Xiang: I am still the same.
Wan Ji: Tell me quickly. Li Xiang.
Li Xiang: I have always thought that it is very difficult to really fall in love with someone. Love is only a moment, so I think the relationship with Wei Yongjun is very precious. Well, I fell in love with you, and you fell in love with me. That scene is treasured in my heart. No matter what will happen tomorrow, my love will never change, as it did in the past and now. In retrospect, I just want to say one thing: "I have no regrets in my youth!" " Yes, no regrets!
Wanji: What are you doing now?
Li Xiang: No comment.
Wan Ji: What?
Li Xiang: It doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm still me.
Wan Ji: That's true.
Li Xiang: Well, time is running out.
Wan Ji: Really. (Li wants to start walking forward) Wait, how about having dinner together?
(Li Xiang shakes his head. )
Wan Ji: Hehe, he misses you too. Put the phone number ...
(Li Xiang shook his head again. )
Wan Ji: OK.
Li Xiang: Isn't it nice to meet by chance in the vast sea of people like this ... Yes, we will meet again.
1 1, Li Xiang: If Maruko ... If Maruko can't forget Li Mei ... but my love has absolute advantages and will never decay. The love you find is not allowed to be destroyed by anyone, even meatballs.
12, Li Mei: If you don't fall in love with the third grade, you will never feel the taste of torture.
Li Xiang: However, the taste of love will never be realized. It is better to know all kinds of people.
13, Alu: Well, apple cores are not delicious, and love is not delicious. It's hard to bite too much.
Li Xiang: But ... Apple cores are rich in nutrition.
Green: If you love him too much, you will crush him.
14, Maruko: Li Xiang …
Li Xiang: Huh?
Maruko: Have a nice life.
Li Xiang: So is Maruko ... (suddenly turning around and running back to hug Maruko) I'll wait for you at the station. I just looked at the timetable. There is a bus at 4: 48. There's still an hour left. Come to me if you change your mind. If it still doesn't work, I won't come to say goodbye to you. This is my last wish. Ok, remember, 4: 48, I want you to come. No more goodbyes
15, Li Xiang: If you keep standing like this, you can't go back.
Wan Ji: When did this happen? We seem to have tried.
Li Xiang: I tried. Then as before, everyone shouted "Ready" and turned around.
Wan Ji: OK.
Two people: Ready!
(They turn back together, and Li wants to turn around suddenly. )
Li Xiang: radical cure, radical cure, radical cure!
After shouting "Wan Zhi" three times, he left with tears in his eyes, but he still smiled. )
Tokyo love story love quotations, Tokyo love story classic lines
1, "I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side." Love story in Tokyo
2. If I see that man's back, I will chase him through the thorns and sprain my foot, and I will jump down to chase him. It was raining the hardest, so I lost my umbrella and chased him. If he doesn't wait for me, he will regret it all his life. Love story in Tokyo
Modern people don't lack love, and they don't lack things that look like love, but the feeling of loneliness still lingers. We can find someone to love, but we can't alleviate the loneliness and desolation that always comes to our hearts. Love is not easy, they still need your solemnity. Love story in Tokyo
When you fall in love with someone, you will always stay in your heart. This moment is the courage of life and a bright light in the darkness. -Li Xiang's Love Story in Tokyo
5. "Don't cry because it came to an end, smile because it happened." Love story in Tokyo
6. "Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean that you are not loved with all his/her being." Love story in Tokyo
7. On the streets of Tokyo, a fierce love ended in that "goodbye". It is such a scene that we thought it was the beginning at first, but now we finally understand that it is actually the end. In love, there is no obvious boundary between beginning and end. It's just a feeling that only people in love can understand! Love story in Tokyo
8. Loneliness is not because there is no one to accompany you, but because there is no him. Love story in Tokyo
9. "It is impossible to like someone all your life. If I like it, it's only for a moment. But I will cherish my love for you. Your love for me will stay here forever. I can't like others when I think about what this love will be like tomorrow. Because of me at that time, I have now, so I can accompany myself. I am very satisfied. " Love story in Tokyo
10, I didn't know what fear was when I was very young, but only your gentleness would make me feel scared.
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12, it's impossible to talk about love just thinking about what love will be like tomorrow. It was then that I made me who I am now. I can really say to myself, you did a good job! Love story in Tokyo
13, "Love is like a reference book. Even if you don't succeed, that feeling will stay forever when people love each other. Only in this way can people have the courage to survive and become flashlights to illuminate the darkness. " Tokyo love story "
14. Although I am such a girl, although I am, I just like that I love you so much, Maruko. I am very angry. I'm really angry, Maruko. You only have one heart, not two! Where on earth do you put your heart? Say that you love me for 24 hours, whether at work or playing with friends, tell me that you love me with your heart. You have to hold me well, and you can only see me, otherwise, I will run away! -Akami Li Xiang's love story in Tokyo
15, I don't know where to start. Time is passing quietly, but a thousand words in my heart have disappeared without a trace. Your beauty makes me unable to express my love for you. In this dusk that belongs only to you and me, the rain will stop soon. On that day, in that place, if we have never met you, we will always be strangers. Don't be tempted by other people's sweet words. Although I will be depressed, I still can't help being happier every day. Now I love you more, and everything I have has come to you through the barriers of time and space. I want to be a wing to protect you tightly. I want to be a breeze and hug you gently. Now that you have moved your heart, don't say anything to snuggle up to me. I won't forget those days. I won't give you to anyone. On that day, at that time, in that place, if I hadn't met you, we would always be strangers-sudden love for Tokyo Love Story.
16, although the red line has been broken, the promise is always a promise, right?
17, you should hold me well, you can only have me in your eyes. Otherwise, I will run away. Love story in Tokyo
18 Even so, it's ... not because of friends ... not because no one will be lonely ... but ... no one will be lonely.
19, every time I fall in love, I treat it as the last time. -Li Xiang's Love Story in Tokyo
20. There is some pain in my heart, but it is not all sadness. Anyway, I am attached to walking on the same street with Wanji in the same season. Love story in Tokyo
2 1, I don't know where to start. Time is passing quietly, but there are thousands of words in my heart, but I can't stop talking about your beauty. In this dusk that belongs only to you and me, the rain will stop soon On that day, in that place, if we have never met you, we will always be strangers. Don't be tempted by other people's sweet words, and don't be sad. Even so, don't take it to heart I will love you more tomorrow than I do now. Everything is in my heart, beyond time and space, I would like to grow wings to protect you closely. I want to be a gentle wind and hug you on that day, that time and that place. If we don't meet you, we will always be strangers. Now that you have moved your heart, don't snuggle up to me with words. I won't forget, I won't give you to anyone, on that day, that moment.
22. Love is meaningful as long as you participate. Even if there is no ending. The moment you like another person, you will stay forever. Will become the courage to live. Love story in Tokyo