Humorous guessing phrases

1. What kind of animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

2. What animal will never win or lose in guessing boxing? Answer: crab

3. What animal is the easiest to fall? Answer: cunning fox (slippery feet)

4. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog

5. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal will escape first? Answer: people

6. Farmers have 1 cows and only 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros

7. What animal can stick on the wall? Answer: seal (poster)

8. Is "silkworm ant" an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm

9. Why are rabbit's eyes red? Answer: the tortoise and the hare lost the race, crying red

1. What can the hare absolutely beat the tortoise? Answer: Sit-ups

11. How to prevent being bitten by dogs? Answer: don't run in front of the dog

12. What cat has never seen a mouse? Answer: blind cat

13. Why did a strong duck drown in the river? Answer: Hard to commit suicide

14. Monkeys can talk, why? Answer: Because the monkey is a person's nickname

15. The wolf is coming-guess a fruit name. Answer: carambola

16. Bees lie prone on the calendar and play an idiom. Answer: sunny and sunny

16. What kind of bats don't need to rest Answer: slovenly (never stop bats)

17. A group of ducks have a meeting Answer: nonsense (no chicken talk)

18. A group of people throw eggs at guns Answer: bullets rain (bullets rain on eggs)

19. A person holds chopsticks. Exhale)

21. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty. Answer: cadence (one sheep squatting wrong)

22. Ten men watch five women take a bath. Answer: colorful

23. A man dressed in gold answers: blockbuster (a golden man)

23. Gorilla (big star); Baboon (waste)

25. A sheep is eating grass, and a wolf passes by without eating the sheep; Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep; The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. (3 animals)

Answer: shrimp; Shrimp; Lobster

26. A meadow; Another meadow; Here comes a flock of sheep; Here comes another pack of wolves (killing 4 kinds of plants)

Answer: plum blossom; Wild plum blossom; Strawberries; Yangmei

27. Dogs let cats cook; Cats don't do it; Finally, the dog did (guess three animals)

answer: 1 panda 2 white bear 3 black bear

28. A turtle fell into the water. Another turtle fell into the water. (Guess two plants)

The answer is: rose (mildew turtle); Wild rose (also a moldy turtle) 2. Urgently ask for difficult and funny riddles and short sentences

I will give you 2 humorous and humorous riddles that are sexy but never involve pornography, so I'm not afraid you won't laugh! If you don't believe me, look:

1. Dad's Xiaomi (pear-plaid plays brand one) Wal-Mart (homophonic: my second mother)

2. Take off your pants and fart (play household appliances one) Panasonic stereo (sound stereo when your pants are loose)

3. A hero can't find a good couple (play eight-character drama one) A man is not bad. Women don't like

4. They often go to the bathroom when they have a stomachache (type 12 sports expression 1). One Lala carries another Lala carries it

5. The duty of the cashier in the public toilet (type 4 idiom 1) is puzzling (it takes a lot of money to get rid of it)

6. "You don't have to fart" (type 1 motorcycle accessories) exhaust pipe

7. A hero doesn't doubt his wife (type 4) Good men don't fight with women (typing a demographic noun) sex ratio

9. Marry a stupid husband and often complain (typing a four-character idiom) looking for a marriage

1. Female college has changed eighteen times (typing a four-character idiom) Adult beauty

11. Blow you a kiss (typing a four-character idiom) and command yourself (kiss your finger and wave it). Hobby means)

13. Lang Jun suddenly arrived. It's hard to say that it's closed for a while (playing a four-character play). A man can't come out if he can't say it.

14. Seeing your assistant's good character (playing a six-character spoken language). Seeing your virtue

15. Whispering in the bridal chamber (playing a three-character musical noun). Bass, contralto

16. A beautiful woman goes to the toilet (playing a two-character proverb). Smelly < p The pilgrims in Meixianglou (type one of the four-character idioms) are everywhere

18. The bride's house is full of secrets, and she confesses her virginity to Lang (type two sentences of Du Fu's poems). my path is full of petals -- I have swept it for no others and my thatch gate has been closed -- but opens now for you

19. She is pregnant with six wives (type one of the six-character idioms) and keeps people in the dark

2. Folk riddles: <

I opened your red veil,

I opened your red Chinese-style chest covering,

I put you in my mouth,

I enjoy you in my heart ...

(Make a delicious gesture) Note: Don't think wrong! Answer: Eat lobster. 3. Humorous riddle short message encyclopedia

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink to the bottom of the river) 2. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? An old lady got on the bus, why didn't anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car) 4. Why does a hospital never treat people? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital) 5. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? 6. What color are the teeth of babies born by blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth) 7. What should I do if I have a stick to make it shorter, but I can't cut it off, break it or shorten it? (Answer: Take one that looks like it) 8. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: there is no zero in Roman numerals) 9. Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf) 1. What English letters do people like to listen to the most? (answer: CD). 4. Ask for a funny short message riddle

1. What kind of bat doesn't need to rest 2. A group of ducks have a meeting 3. A group of people smash their guns with eggs 4. A person eats with chopsticks 5. The sheep stops breathing 6. There are ten sheep and nine are squatting in the sheepfold. One crouched in the pigsty 7. Ten men watched five women take a bath 8. A man dressed in golden clothes 1. Sloppy appearance (no bat) 2. Nonsense (no chicken talk) 3. bullets rained (guns showered with eggs) 4. Popular (chopsticks to the population) 5. Proud (sheep didn't exhale) 6. Suppress. A blockbuster (a golden man) Funny riddle 1 Hit the wall with your head, 2 Hit it again, 3 Hit it again (three animals) Gorilla (star) Gorilla (big star) Baboon (waste) 1: A sheep is grazing, and a wolf passes by without eating the sheep.

2: Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. 3: The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep.

(3 animals) Shrimp, prawn and lobster, grass after grass, a flock of sheep came, and a flock of wolves came (hit 4 kinds of plants). The answer: plum blossom, wild plum blossom, strawberry and bayberry puzzle, 1 dog asked the cat to cook, 2 cats didn't do it, and finally the dog guessed three kinds of animal answers: 1 panda, 2 white bears, 3 black bears, a turtle fell into the water, and another turtle fell into the water. Guess two kinds of plants. The answer is: rose (mildew turtle. 5. Who has the classic humorous riddle

A,

When Zhu Yuanzhang, the ruler of the Ming Dynasty, was a corrupt official, it was difficult for people to get a fair trial for their grievances. There was a poor scholar who failed the exam for three years, and his family's land was occupied by officials. He had nowhere to avenge his grievances. Finally, he figured out a way to let the ruler know his grievances.

He made such a riddle for others to guess. Because it was difficult to spread all over the world quickly, it also reached the hand of the ruler.

He told all the grievances, and the corrupt officials were beheaded, but they never understood how the scholar complained about the imperial edict. Later, the fans revealed all the secrets in that poem:

Why are there no wheels? In ancient times, farmers plowed their fields, and what they pulled behind cows was called a plow cart, which was used for land reclamation. At that time, people called land reclamation, so "getting up" means begging.

Why does a pig have no mouth? This nature represents the Taishu himself, and the pig represents Zhu Zi, saying that Taishu seldom gives condolences to state affairs, just like no mouth

Why is the donkey hairless? : It also stands for Taishu himself. Taishu used to be a monk. That is to make friends with virtuous people and take the world as the heart. By comparing this sentence with the above one, it shows that Taishu should be in charge of state affairs. Therefore, the representative word of this sentence is' Wei', which means Taishu should do something.

there is no door in any house: this house has all my characters, representing the scholar himself.

There is no word in any book: ancient imperial edicts were all read by eunuchs, but eunuchs didn't know words at all, so imperial edicts were conveyed orally. Therefore, this representative word is' Zhao'

What flowers have no leaves: this is very simple, and everyone will think of it, that is, snowflakes. The whole sentence is linked together as' Begging Zhu to show me the snow'

Being a scholar in the world will make people in the future gasp in admiration.

B,

Walking is a homonym for walking. The original meaning of Hai refers to a pig with no mouth. It can be said that Hai is a pig with no mouth, and it is a branch of the earth. When combined with Tiangan, it can be dated, and the year is homophonic with you, and Hai ranks twelfth among the branches of the earth, and twelve is homophonic with Er, meaning you; Bald donkey has no hair, bald donkey can refer to monk, monk is monk, monk is homophonic with ascending; There is no door in the Millennium house, and the Millennium house is a coffin, which is homophonic with the official; There are no words in the gobbledygook, which can be understood as the book written by the son of heaven, that is, the imperial edict, which is equivalent to "law", and the law is homophonic; Brilliant pen gives birth to flowers without leaves. Brilliant pen gives birth to flowers refers to a person's literary talent, that is, talent, which is homophonic with wealth. Therefore, it can be connected into one sentence: I wish you a promotion and a fortune.

c,

(wind) cars have no wheels

(rain) beads (harmonious pigs) have no mouths

(bald) donkeys have no hair

(noon) (harmonious houses) have no doors

(tung) trees (harmonious books) have no words

(heart) My car didn't have wheels, and the wheels were removed for me, but I had no money to buy new wheels and had to put them in the warehouse.

a pig has no mouth: a short (loving) bamboo has no mouth. Dwarf bamboo is what we call asparagus. It's just a plant. Where did you get your mouth?

what donkey is hairless: mud (you) donkey is hairless. Everybody knows that.

where there is no door: the ant (1) house has no door. The ant's home is a hole without a door.

what book has no words: thousands of trees (books) have no words. How many trees have no words.

He Hua has no leaves: New Year pictures (flowers) have no leaves. It's just a New Year picture, and it really has nothing to do with leaves.

so the answer is: I love you for ten thousand years.

e,

"Mice like rice"

What car has no wheels: an old car has no wheels. When the car is old, it needs to be dismantled. The wheel is dismantled first, probably because there is rubber on the wheel, which can be recycled. Of course, the wheels are gone.

he Zhu has no mouth: purple bamboo (pig), a plant. Not an animal, of course, no mouth. The son of a pig is a mouse. Anyone who has studied heavenly stems and earthly branches knows that.

why donkeys are hairless: tin donkeys are hairless. Why? Wuxi was rich in metal tin in ancient times, and northerners used donkeys to transport tin ore, which made great profits. However, donkeys are often in tin mines, which are prone to tin poisoning and lose all their hair. A common donkey carrying tin has no hair. It's because tin donkeys are hairless.

where there is no door: there is no door in the fantasy (happy) house. Canon out the Diamond Sutra.

He Shu has no words: Uncle has no words. Uncle is a rural name. Generally, uncles only have names, and they don't specialize in what "characters" and "numbers" are taken by scholars.

He Hua has no leaves: Mi Hua has no leaves. Everybody knows that. Popcorn can be eaten directly, not a plant.

together, mice like rice. What is rice's boyfriend?

Himself,

Ice carts have no wheels, braised pigs have no mouths, sauced donkeys have no hair, houses are burned without doors, sheep books have no words (sheep can't write words or foreign books have letters without Chinese characters), and hoof flowers have no leaves. Together, it is "roast lamb's hoof with ice-marinated sauce", a famous dish.

Geng,

What car has no wheels: (Xiang) refers to the car in chess. The so-called car has no wheels and the horse has no rein. Image communication.

He Zhu has no mouth: (only) Tongzhi. The ancients thought that spiders had no mouth.

Why donkeys are hairless: (stupid) Stupid donkeys refer to swearing people. Here, only donkeys have hair, which means "stupid".

there is no door in any house: there is no door in the bird house, because the bird's nest is facing the sky.

what book has no words: (first) here, book means writing, which means that there are no words before writing.

He Hua has no leaves: (flying) fallen leaves fly, so flying flowers have no leaves. 6. Interesting crossword puzzles and answers

Swans fly away and birds don't return, and the eyes are relatively from the heart.

Hu Tian doesn't fly in August, and the grass breaks at the intersection of Shanhui. Inch light is not the same as at four o'clock, and the next day, even the leaves are sent to you.

A thousand years and nights will be three horizontal lines, and the corner bow will be empty for horse riding. (Typing eight words) Answer: I want to be with you to solve the riddle: This is Taiwan Province's riddle, and you should use traditional Chinese characters to guess it.

the answer is: I want to be with you! The third sentence "Hu-day doesn't fly in August" is reduced to the traditional Chinese character "Hu-day doesn't fly in August", which makes it clear that "August" is the left side of "energy", while "not flying" means that it can't fly, which can be understood as not rising, and removing the rise is the right side of energy. ■ Swans fly away and birds don't return, missing the past troubles, double shadows under the clouds and the moon, and the water meets again in several places. People lean on the moon at sunset, and being single is expensive.