What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)
Confucius is the greatest philosopher in our country. (answer: the elderly)
What does sleeping beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)
Who in the world will suddenly get old?
Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.
How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!
The exam is coming. What books can't I read?
Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?
[Answer] Have a place in heaven
Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!
Answer: 40
Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Answer: Wang Leehom.
Reason: to coax.
What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?
Answer: One more person. ...
There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice?
Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).
Why does tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.
A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?
A: Because he is not in the car.
There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place?
Answer: the grave
What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?
Answer: Take the other foot.
What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others?
Answer: Xin Langguan
Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?
A: He swears every day.
"You stand with the pig", guess an animal.
Answer: I like it (like it)
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?
Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
What flowers can't be touched
Answer: Spark
What can solve all the mysteries?
Answer: the answer
In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?
Answer: eunuch
Black chicken or white chicken? Why?
Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.