A woman was very depressed when her mosquito net she just bought was stolen, so she went to a fortune teller on the street to ask who stole it.
When she got there, she said: "Sir, I want to test the words (things)."
Fortune teller: "What things (words) do you want to test?"
< p>Woman: "Test who stole my mosquito net"Mr. Zizi thought: I am not a policeman, who knows who stole your mosquito net, but you are a fool not to make money if you have money. "Then just write it."
The woman couldn't read but could play mahjong, so she wrote the four characters for "forty thousand".
The husband said: " Does your family live in a large courtyard? Is there anyone named with eight in the courtyard?"
The woman replied: "Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes."
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It just so happened that this man with horoscopes was a sneaky idler. As soon as he entered the door, the woman shouted loudly: "Give me back the mosquito net."
"Sister-in-law, you How did you know that the mosquito net was stolen by me?"
The woman said, "I asked the character tester to calculate it." The woman also told me all the characters that were measured.
This thief thought: "So that's how it is, I'm going to test who stole my mosquito net."
He came to the fortune teller with a fierce momentum. He said fiercely: "Sir, I want to test words (things)."
Sir, the same old saying: "What thing (words) do you want to test?"
"Look at me Who stole the mosquito net?"
The fortune teller heard that it was broken. Why do you come to ask me about stealing mosquito nets? The person who came here is not kind, so he had to say: "Then please write a word."
This person also wrote a word of four words, but he wrote this. The fourth is very cursory, written like the letter "e" in the alphabet.
The fortune teller looked at it and said, "You don't have a mosquito net at all. You need to light mosquito coils."
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