One day
One day, Kou Zhun was traveling with his friends. When he was excited, he came out and said to him: "The bottom of the water is the moon in the sky." There is no comparison. Yang Danian arrived just in time and replied: The person in your eyes is the person in front of you. Everyone cheered.
Two
Liu Gong’s father is a good person. Wang Anshi came up with a test: the three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou. Liu Duidao: Four poems in praise of elegance. Wang Zishi praised his couplet: It is truly a creation of heaven and earth.
Three
Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cones fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo came up with a sentence: "If you play chess under a pine tree, the pine pieces will fall with the chess pieces every time." Huang Tingjian said to him: When fishing beside willows, willow silk is often hung with silk.
Four
On the wedding night, Su Xiaomei wanted to test the talents of her groom Qin Shaoyou Qu, so she shut Qin out and said to him: Close the door and push the moon out of the window. Qin Shaoyou thought about it and couldn't think of the right thing, and wandered for a long time. Su Dongpo was in a bad mood. Although he was anxious for his brother-in-law, it was inconvenient for him to do it for him. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up a stone and threw it into a flower vat filled with water. When Qin Shaoyou heard the sound of "porphyry", he suddenly understood and blurted out: throw stones into the sky and into the sky under the water. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed when she heard this and hurriedly welcomed the groom.
Five
One day Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu Bowen were playing chess. Zhu Chu replied: The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the pieces, and the sun and the moon compete for glory. Liu Bowen said to him: Thunder is the drum of war, lightning is the flag, and the wind and clouds unite. Zhu Liuzhi's choice of words is perfect for each person's identity.
Six
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan went to the countryside for business and saw his husband's traffic. The blessing goes like this: A waterwheel carries water, and the water follows the waterwheel. When the waterwheel stops, the water stops. Tang replied: "The fan fan blows the wind, the wind comes out of the fan, and the fan blows the wind." I wish Tang's pairing is really clever and will be recited for a while.
Seven
In the first year of Tianqi in the Ming Dynasty, Prime Minister Ye Xianggao passed by Fuzhou and stayed at the home of Weng Zhengchun, the number one scholar in the new branch of science. . Ye Xianggao was surprised when he saw that the couplet was full of the words "Bao Hijab", and then he said in peace: "The guest official lives in the palace, and the wealthy family is tolerant." The next day, Weng sent Ye on his way. When he passed the pond, Ye said: Last night, Weng said that poverty was lonely, but I don't think so. Look: there are seven ducks in the floating pond, three pairs and one in total. Unexpectedly, Weng Zhengchun was defeated by an army. He looked at the pond, frowned, and immediately responded: "A ruler fish jumps into the water, and it measures nine inches and ten cents." After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed.
Eight
When Xu Xi took office, he obeyed the order and led all the students to welcome him. Zhusheng thought that Xu was born in poverty and was quite rude when meeting each other. The guardian was so angry that he went out to test the students: if you break the pomegranate, there will be many sour seeds in the red door. All the students looked at each other, no one could answer. Xu replied: Bite open the ginkgo, and you will see an adult in white clothes. Everyone was so shocked that they no longer dare to underestimate Xu Xi!
Nine
The Ming Dynasty Jie Jin, the door is opposite the rich man's bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a Spring Festival couplet on his door: Thousands of bamboos stand opposite the door, and thousands of books are hidden in the house. The rich man saw it and asked people to cut down the bamboo. Xie Jin understood its meaning deeply and added a word to the upper and lower couplets: The door is opposite to a thousand bamboos, and the family has thousands of books. The rich man became even more angry and ordered the bamboo to be dug up by the roots. Xie Jin laughed secretly and added another word to the upper and lower couplets: There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the home. The rich man was stunned with anger.
Ten
Cheng Minzheng was known as a child prodigy, and Prime Minister Li Xian wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law. He pointed to the fruits on the table and said: "Because of the load (he), I got the lotus root (even). Cheng Dui Tao: There are apricots (fortunately) but no plum blossoms (matchmaker). Li Xian was so happy that he married his daughter on November 11. When Dai Dabin was five years old, he took the test. Seeing his young age, Sheng asked with a smile: "Why do you want to be an official?" "Dai replied: "Pavilion Lao". Everyone laughed and said: I am still young and miss Ge Lao. Dai replied loudly: I have no talent to be a scholar. Everyone laughed.
Twelve
Yang Shen, An Yongxiu, was born in the first year of Hongzhi in the Ming Dynasty. According to legend, when he was five or six years old, he was swimming in a weir pond near Guihu Lake. The county magistrate passed by, but he did not get up to avoid it. He hung his clothes on an old tree and told Yang Shen: "This county magistrate has come up with a pair. If you can get it right, I will spare you the crime of disrespect!" "The county magistrate had just finished reading the first couplet: Thousand-year-old trees are like hangers. Yang Shen immediately responded: The Yangtze River is like a bathtub. The county magistrate was amazed and praised Yang Shen as a prodigy.
Thirteen
< p> When Shen Yifu was eight years old, his teacher told him: The green water is originally worry-free, but his face is wrinkled by the wind. Shen said to him: The green mountains are not old, but they are white-headed.Fourteenth
Rongguang, a scholar in the Qing Dynasty, was condemned by public opinion for his fight to build the Jinpu railway station. A newspaper in Jinmen wrote a couplet: Zhiguang fought for the construction of a station, but he was seeking honor but was disgraceful. . The newspaper offers a reward, and there are many responders. The best works include: Victory is guaranteed, but arrogance is not guaranteed before victory. In fact, the Sino-Japanese War broke out on November 2, 1894. , the Japanese army invaded Dalian. When the news of the defeat came, it was the 60th birthday of Empress Dowager Cixi. Someone angrily wrote a couplet on the wall of Beijing: Longevity without borders, the whole world celebrates; The three armies were defeated, and they ceded territory to seek peace. For more than 20 years, Cixi lost power and humiliated the country. He is revered as Cixi Duanyou Kang Yi Zhao Yuzhuang Chengshou Gongqin Xian Chongxi Empress Dowager.
In this regard, some people wrote a couplet to mock it: the curtain has been hung for more than 20 years, and the land is cut off every year. The title has sixteen characters, each word deceiving the heaven.
Sixteen
When Su Kun's famous Chou Yang San satirized Li Hongzhang's traitorous behavior in the performance of The Legend of White Snake, he was later persecuted to death by Li. The audience was very angry. Someone wrote this couplet: Yang San is dead without Su Chou; Mr. Li Er is a traitor. Li Hongzhang ranked second, so he was called Mr. Li Er.
Seventeenth Day
When Yu Quyuan and her daughter visited Lingyin Temple in the West Lake, they saw a couplet in the Cold Spring Pavilion. Yu whispered: When did the spring become cold? Where did the peak fly from? His daughter smiled and replied: "The spring has been cold since the time of Yu; the peak has flown from the neck." Yu Jingbu asked: "What is the word Xiang?" His daughter asked: "If Xiang Yu doesn't pull up this mountain, how can the peak fly?"
Eighteen
Li is Officials cleverly set up names and plundered money, and the people all hated them. After his death, someone wrote a couplet saying: If you die early, the sky will have eyes for a while, and the earth will have no skin for another three days.
Nineteenth
Wang spends extravagantly on weekdays, and is short of firewood and rice during the Chinese New Year, so he pastes a couplet on the door: practice frugality and live a peaceful New Year. The neighbor added one word each to the upper and lower couplets: If you do things early and frugally, it will be a year of indifference. Viewers burst into laughter.
Twenty
A certain person was born into a poor family and asked for loans from relatives and friends, but they were all rejected. After winning the election, relatives and friends came to flatter him one after another, flocking to him like ducks. The scholar was full of emotions and posted a couplet on the door: Looking back on last year, during the famine in May, June and July, the firewood and rice were all dry and dry, and there was no one with an inch of iron. No credit, no debt, no matter how close or distant relatives were, who was willing to provide help in times of need? Fortunately, this year, all the articles in the first, second, and third examinations of the imperial examination were suitable. I won the first place in the Five Classics, and my name and surname were also fragrant.
Twenty-one
The scholar Zhang is proud of his talent. One day, I met a farmer carrying mud in a field. He refused to give way and neither of them was allowed to pass. The farmer smiled and said: "I have a couplet. If you can get it right, I would like to go to the fields and give way." The scholar agreed. The farmer said: A heavy load of mud meets Zilu (meaning once Zhongni meets Zilu). Zhang thought hard and had nothing to say, so he had to go to the field to make way. Three years later, Zhang watched the river dredging workers break the embankments to divert water. In the evening, the river workers returned from their appointments laughing, and then he suddenly realized that he continued the preface: "The masters from the two embankments returned with smiles."
Twenty-Two
There was a rich man. His father and his son each donated money to a Jinshi. They were very proud of themselves. On New Year's Eve, they posted a couplet in front of the door to celebrate. . The couplet says: The father is a Jinshi, the son is a Jinshi, the father and the son are Jinshi together; the wife is a husband, the daughter-in-law is a wife, and the wife and daughter-in-law are both wives. After Wang, a material man, read it, he added a few strokes to the couplet, and the couplet suddenly became: the father went to the earth, the son went to the earth, the father and the son went to the earth together; the wife lost her husband, the daughter-in-law lost her husband, the wife and daughter-in-law both lost their husbands. The rich man was so ashamed and angry that he had to tear off the couplet.
Twenty-three
Tang went out to play with his friends and saw a square lantern hanging in a hotel with the word "wine" written on all sides. He said: "One lantern, four." One word, wine, wine, wine. It was late at night, and the watchman came out. My friend said, I am right: drums are playing at the third watch, gongs are playing on both sides, and soup, soup, soup, soup.
Twenty-four
Li Mouyan followed the class and promised to treat Mr. Li to a banquet on Chinese Valentine's Day. For several consecutive years, Li failed to keep his promise. Another year on the Chinese Valentine's Day, three meals were still simple. The teacher told the students to answer: "The guest house is desolate, just like tonight on the Chinese Valentine's Day." The student couldn't answer it, so he asked his father, who replied: "The cold forest is lonely, but it can be moved to the Mid-Autumn Festival next month." During the Mid-Autumn Festival, Li missed his appointment again. The teacher then told the students to make mistakes: Green bamboo has no intention at all, but it can't survive the disaster. Li met him and said to him on behalf of his son: "Huang Hua has an appointment. How late will it be to wait for Chong Xu?" On the Double Ninth Festival, the guest house was still deserted, so the teacher had to pass on the students again: the three heroes of the Han Dynasty, Zhang Liang, Han Xin and Di Renjie. Li laughed and said, "Sir, you are wrong! Di Renjie is from the Tang Dynasty." The gentleman replied, "I am familiar with the records of the Tang Dynasty and the Han Dynasty, but why am I so forgetful about a meal?" Li suddenly became speechless and retreated happily.
Twenty-five
There was a corrupt official who, in order to show his innocence, wrote a couplet in the Yamen: Love the people like a son, enforce the law like a mountain. At night, someone continued the following two lines under the couplet: Loving the people is like a son, and all the gold and silver are my sons; enforcing the law is like a mountain, and the mountain of money is the mountain to back it up. Everyone saw it and laughed.
Twenty-six
Guo Moruo studied in a private school when he was young. Once I secretly ate peaches from the temple with my classmates. The monk complained to his husband, but he held the student accountable, but no one acknowledged it. The husband said, I will make a pair, and whoever can match will be exempted from punishment. The gentleman said: Yesterday, I stole a peach and drilled it into a dog hole. I wonder who it was? Guo Moruo thought for a moment and said to him: If he climbs Gui Bu Chan Palace, he must have me. The teacher was amazed by his talent and was extremely happy. All the students were exempted from punishment.
Twenty-seven
When Chiang Kai-shek ran for president, he continued Fan Ting's play with a couplet: The lonely frog at the bottom of the well, the sky is small and the earth is small, arrogant and arrogant; the strange rocks in the toilet are wrong and wrong. , smelly and hard. This couplet vividly depicted Chiang Kai-shek's ugliness, and people all applauded.
Twenty-eight
In 1953, Qian Sanqiang led a scientific expedition delegation, whose members included Hua Luogeng, Zhang Yuzhe, Zhao Jiuzhang, Bei Shizhang, Lu Shuxiang and others. There is nothing to do on the way, and it is rare to talk about the present and the past. At this time, Hua Luogeng fell in love with the situation and came up with a line in the first couplet: the three powerful countries, Han, Wei and Zhao, please counteract the second couplet.
"Three Strong" refers to the three powerful countries of Korea, Wei and Zhao during the Warring States Period, but it also metaphors the name of Qian Sanqiang, the leader of the delegation. This not only needs to solve the difficulty of matching the numbers in the couplet, but also embeds it in the second line. The name of a scientist. Therefore, when Hua Lao's first couplet came out, everyone hesitated a lot. After a while, Hua Luogeng calmly recited the second couplet: Nine Chapters of Pythagorean Strings. "Nine Chapters" is a famous mathematical work in ancient my country. This book recorded for the first time the Pythagorean Theorem discovered by Chinese mathematicians. At the same time, "Jiuzhang" is the name of atmospheric physicist Zhao Jiuzhang.