Comments: This line can only be described by the word moxibustion crowd in the present situation. At the same time, develop it into various versions, or use various dialects in the same version. I just don't know how many times this sentence can be used in life. Master Xing said this sentence twice in the same movie. For the first time, the expression of Supreme Treasure was exaggerated and painful, but the effect was extremely funny. The second time, sovereign treasure has become very calm, but we can't calm down.
● "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food." [delicious food]
Comments: As Stephen Chow answered the reporter: "There is no Stephen Chow era at all." Stephen got the title of "god of food" when he was ignorant, but after he was truly enlightened, he found that all this was false. Stephen Chow has so many people who like him because he is a civilian hero, not unfathomable. As the Buddha said: Everyone can become a Buddha.
● "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to cure drugs. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads." [Domestic paint]
Comments: Anyway, Guan Yu's position has been deified by people for thousands of years. Today, Master Xing played a joke on him, which can be regarded as maintaining ecological balance. Stephen Chow is a man who can make complicated things simple. In fact, poking fun at sacred things is just a humorous way, and there is no need to give Master Xing any profound factions. However, everything that pretends to be solemn can also be deconstructed in laughter. The experience of watching this episode is to laugh and cry, because I want to laugh and cry.
● "To be precise, I am an actor." [king of comedy]
Comments: If you insist on one thing, you will be moved. Master Xing's spirit really makes the gods cry. Presumably, even when he played Song Bing A, B, C and D, he asked himself to have a mind and a soul. Everything comes to him who waits, where there is a will, there is a way. No matter Yin Tianchou or Stephen Chow, his investment in the life stage doomed his later success.
● "As long as you say I can, even if people all over the world say I can't, I don't care!" [Naomi's spy is strange]
Comments: I have never seen a movie that shows the feelings of husband and wife so touching. The most brilliant thing is the successful description of an extramarital affair. The gentleness of his wife and Carman Lee's seduction are both exaggerated artistic images and extramarital affairs [sigh], and I'm afraid they are not as good as them. I was really touched when I read this line bit by bit. Life is like this, what can I expect?
● "I raise you!" [king of comedy]
Liu Piaopiao took the money, coins, watches, bankbooks and "Actor's Cultivation", thanked her, restored her professional identity and walked out of Yin Tianchou's home. Yin Tianchou chased out the door and shouted that. Affection is profound and touching. To paraphrase someone, "I don't know any woman who can resist such a confession." Don't say that you are not moved, then you are either too smooth or really heartless.
● "It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad he was at that time." [A Chinese Odyssey]
Comments: I think this is the most touching line in the whole film. Although I have suddenly looked back, things have changed. Although it is close at hand, you can't reach out and hug it. Fairy Xia Zi is no longer a fairy. She didn't know before, but now she knows that it is so painful to love someone.
● "Mrs. Bing, a small person lives in Suzhou, and there is a house and a field at home, which is endless. Who knows Tang Bohu terminating, collusion with the government, lawlessness, occupied my big house, took my fields. My grandfather turned against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he was caught in Tang Fu and raped a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and wandered to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious, knows this situation and sends someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son at the city gate, leaving a strong little man and a poor father to die. This hatred is even harder to add. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, read articles, and swear to gain both fame and fortune, and my enemies will be strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I remember that this hatred is bitter. " [Tang Bohu points Chou-heung]
Comments: I chose this line because of Stephen Chow's eloquent eloquence. Read this article with chopsticks knocking on the bowl. With the rhythm of jumping and passionate percussion, it is no wonder that Miss and Sixiang are confused. Master Xing said that thinking is interesting, making people laugh and interesting. Do something interesting when you have time.
"A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"
"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "
Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "
Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.
Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'm sending you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.
"A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"
"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "
Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "
Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.
Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'm sending you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.
Daily expression
Many people like to travel westward, and many lines are catchy. But whether you are really a liar depends on whether you meet the following requirements. A real "liar" can talk like this. But I haven't reached such a high level. Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "When you see a puppy, you should call it Wang Cai. When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, you should shout, "Xiao Qiang! When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" " Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?" When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?" Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" " At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie." When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" " Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! " When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ..... If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep. "When I praised my school, I said," Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor. When you praise others, you say, "I'm kao! I took you there! "But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said," Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "Show someone something and say," You don't believe it? Look! "When you can't understand what others are saying, just say," I see, you are crazy! " "When I was inferior to others in the exam, he said," I have always been a little higher than him in wisdom and martial arts. It is because of the extra burden that he will be taller than me! "When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says," Do you need a reason to love someone? " When abandoned, say to others, "The relationship is broken. "Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn:" Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh! ""Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time, and I'll get used to it when I throw up!" "When you fail in the exam, say," I guessed the leader, but I can't guess the ending ... "When you see someone else fail in the exam, say," Brother, you have been recruited! " "Why? Are you having an affair with him? ! ! (Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice) If you can't hear the original "only you", you will fall down. The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! ! Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and the like do you have? " Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! ! Fight with people: I am a woman. Play with me, really.
Don't say moral words to others.
Let's take a look at a conversation between Stephen Chow and his old partner Ng Man Tat in the movie (this is based on the impression of watching this movie, not necessarily accurate):
Stephen Chow's Su Beggar (who later became a beggar, but was originally a rich boy) was fighting with someone when the general's father () arrived with the guards.
Ng Man Tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I am bullying others!" " "Ng Man Tat:" His family has money and status. Are you qualified to bully? " ……
Stephen Chow: "Dad, I'm going to Beijing to take the top martial arts exam." Ng Man Tat (excitedly): "Son! We Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for 20 years! Stephen Chow: "No, I did it for a woman. Ng Man Tat: "Good! Die for women, die for women, and take exams for women! Hero! Who dares ask? Stephen Chow: Yuan is like a frost girl. Ng Man Tat: "Ah? ! Prostitute! ！” Stephen Chow: "What's the matter? Ng Man Tat: "I dare not love what people dare to love. I have different tastes. I admire you, Dad! "