Funny couplet skillfully gave a banquet to the Qianlong emperor in the Qing Dynasty, pointing to a 141-year-old man's first couplet, "Reunion in Flower and Flower, Increasing the Years of Sanqi". "Reunion in Flower and Flower" refers to two 6-year-olds, plus "Sanqi" is 21 years old, which happens to be 141 years old. A scholar named Ji Xiaolan had a brainwave and made a second couplet: " "Celebrating the ancient and the rare" refers to two people who are seventy years old, plus "one year in the Spring and Autumn Period". That is, one year is exactly one hundred and forty-one.
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan came to the mountain village and saw the waterwheel. Zhu Zhishan made the first couplet "The waterwheel drives water, the water follows the car, and the car stops water". Tang Bohu immediately made the second couplet: "The fan fans the wind, and the wind fans it out. The wind blows. "
Interesting couplet is skillful in
Simplifying Sanqiu tree
Leading a new February flower
Shanghai tap water comes from the sea
Larix gmelinii leaves fall in Dongshan Mountain
Opening Chang Xiaoxiao ridiculous people in the world
A big belly can accommodate things that are hard to tolerate in the world (the couplet before Maitreya Buddha)
The ship is loaded with stones and heavy ships lightly < Take a long walk
the boat leaks and the pan leaks and dries
the lamp blows and blows to extinguish the fire and blows and burns
the drinker's restaurant is drunk
it's pleasing to draw a poem
the egg is really light without salt
the pork intestines are not cut properly
the deer in the north of the house stay alone
the chickens in Xixi cry together
the taro begins to cry < > who once broke this building with one punch
I also boldly wrote poems on it
The green hills are not always white-headed
The green water is carefree, and the face is wrinkled because of the wind
You Bai Linglong's shade sends autumn remnants
Soft willows are light and fragrant, and He Chunlin
Tomorrow will be unlucky every spring
There will be less luck and more money all year round
Aunt Gong Yipo Yiwan.
trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, trot, weave, spin, weave, weave, weave, and warm the world.
Red face, black face, white face and dragon face protect Mr. Liu.
Cao is ambitious, Yu yin heart, Dong Zhuo heart captures the Han River and the mountains.
Tall man with short P > east temple Kan west wing east and west hatchback portals dare to sit side by side
Nanjing, Hebei, Beijing, north and south, and the combination of water, soil and water can become a hegemony
People have passed the Buddha Temple, and the Buddha has surpassed others
Actually, visitors from heaven have naturally lived in Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang River Flows, Wangjiang River Flows through the ages, and the river flows through the ages
Printing the moon well and the moon shadow.
Qinghai Lake, Shuihai Lake, and the lakes and seas are clear.
The reunion of flowers and flowers will increase the number of years of March 7th.
The ancient and the rare celebrate each other. More once in the spring and autumn, a thousand-year-old tree will be used as a clothes hanger.
The Yangtze River will be used as a bathtub.
Who dares to play chess and stars?
Who can play the pipa or the silk?
the water truck will pump water, and the water will follow the truck, and the truck will stop water supply;
the fan blows the wind, and the wind leaves the fan, and the fan blows the wind.
Straw-bound seedling father holds the child
Bamboo basket carries bamboo shoots and mother holds the child
Matsushita Go, and pine nuts suddenly fall with the chess pieces
Liu Bian for fishing. Wicker often hangs with fishing line
A load of heavy mud meets the road
Two masters smile back
The speed of rowing two boats in parallel is not as fast as that of sailing
Playing the flute in unison is not as fast as playing the flute. Why
You should regard state affairs as a matter of home
Being able to do your best is the Buddha's heart
A national scholar is unparalleled. A loyal minister is not a loyal minister.
Herb woody
plum blossom, sweet-scented osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance
the boy hits the tung tree, the tung tree falls, the boy is happy
the monk stands on the river, and the river collapses, and the monk runs
because of the lotus root
if there are apricots, there is no need for plum
the same word and different sounds
tune the piano and tune the new tone to tune the wonderful
plant flowers.
Downlink: One, three and eight characters are pronounced with the sound removed, the planted (species), and the rest are pronounced with the sound, variety and species (species).
pronunciation: Chao Chao Chao, Chao Chao Chao Xi.
pronunciation of the next link: long rise, long rise and long decline.
A thousand-year-old tree is used as a clothes hanger
The Yangtze River is used as a bathtub
It's fun and clever to lightly load
Measure the length of the ground with a ruler
Lightly carry heavy loads
Short legs
Short legs
The ship leaks all over the pot
Blow the lamp to extinguish the fire
Blow the wine. > the deer in the north of the house stay alone
the chickens in Xixi crow together
the taro starts from the taro, and the taro is withered, and the taro cries
The monk swims on the river, and the monk is worried
It never rains but it pours yesterday
Happiness never rains but it pours, and today
The scholar changed his couplets
Once upon a time, there was a scholar who was overbearing and arrogant. One Spring Festival, in order to
show off, he posted such a couplet on his door:
Father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi;
Mrs. po, Mrs. daughter-in-law, and both.
As it happens, a poor scholar in the town passed by the door of Jinshi and saw this couplet. He
first showed contempt, and then showed a smug smile. In the evening, when he saw that
was empty, he quietly added some strokes to the couplet.
Early the next morning, the front door of the Jinshi was surrounded by a lot of spectators. They talked, laughed and talked, and everyone praised them: "Good change! Well changed! "
The noise outside the door alarmed Master Jinshi. He quickly opened the door and immediately
fainted on the front steps.
Originally, the couplets in front of Jinshi's gate have been changed by scholars as follows:
Father goes into the soil, son goes into the soil, and both father and son go into the soil;
a mother-in-law loses her husband, and a daughter-in-law loses her husband.
Poems by Li Tingyan
In the Song Dynasty, there was a man named Li Tingyan who liked flattery and wrote a poem specially for his boss. This poem is long and smelly. He pondered over the antithesis of the poem and thought about it several times. Only when < P > thought that the poetry was exhausted did he offer it in fear.
After reading the poem, the boss said to him with infinite emotion, "Your life is really unfortunate.
It's really pitiful." When the boss asked about his misfortune again, he quickly knelt down to make amends and said,
"My younger brother died in the south of the Yangtze River. I can't write the next sentence. For the sake of
neatness, I had to let my living brother be a scapegoat and let him die temporarily in Saibei. My brother < P > died in the northern part of the country' was invented by me to lie to your master, and I hope your master will forgive me for being an official. "
forget a meal
the country teacher teaches in a certain family, and it is stated in advance that a banquet will be held for Qiqiao Festival on Qixi. On
Tanabata, there was no banquet in the host's house, so the teacher sent a couplet to the students-
"The guest house is bleak, just tonight's Tanabata." If the students can't match up, they will tell their father. The host has
understood the meaning of the couplet and said with a smile, "Ah! I really forgot. " And on behalf of the next couplet
-"Cold Zhai lonely, can be moved to the Mid-Autumn Festival next month."
By the Mid-Autumn Festival, nothing happened. The teacher also sent an online call to the students-"Green
bamboo is unintentional, and it can't stand the festival immediately." When the host saw it, he smiled again: "I forgot again." On behalf of
-"If Huanghua has an appointment, why not stay after Chongyang?"
It's the Double Ninth Festival in a blink of an eye, and there's still no movement. The teacher went out again-"Han San < P > Jie, Zhang Liang, Han Xin and Di Renjie." The host laughed and said, "Sanjie is from the Han Dynasty, and Di Ren
Jie is from the Tang Dynasty. How did the teacher forget?" The student told his father's words to the teacher, and the teacher
said, "I haven't forgotten. It's just that your father remembered it clearly before the Tang Dynasty and after the Han Dynasty, but he just forgot a meal. "
Mr. Niu
Once upon a time, there was a small official who retired to make a living by teaching. He looked down on craftsmen. One
Dragon Boat Festival, a student invited him to dinner. The student's family is asking Fu, a tailor and a carpenter, to work. The student's father asked them to sit at the same table. The gentleman thought, these two "barefoot guys" have touched my light and want to ridicule them. At dinner, he said, "Today, Dong < P >' s family is treating us. Let's sit at the same table. How about some poems to help the wine?" The two masters
replied, "All right."
He proudly said, "From 1: , next to the words" high, official, guest, bird ",chicken, goose and duck, how can we eat chicken, goose and duck without Mr.
?"
After listening to this, the tailor continued, "Under the word rain, frost, snow and dew, beside the word clothes, shirts, jackets and pants, I don't sew shirts, jackets and pants. How can you resist frost and snow and dew?"
The carpenter's master also said slowly, "As soon as you start, first, raw, cow, next to the wooden character, grid,
grid, building, the carpenter doesn't build a grid building, so where is your husband's cow!"
the retired junior official blushed and was short of breath, and he was speechless.
Miaolian
In a private school in the south of the Yangtze River, Mr. Wang talked enthusiastically, but the students fell asleep. Mr. Wang woke up a student sitting in the front row and taught him, "You can't read Confucius' book with your eyelids falling." The
student rubbed his eyes and casually replied, "yawning all day, I want to dream of Duke Zhou."
A scholar writes couplets
Once upon a time, there was a rich man who planned to open a hotel, so he offered three cents to solicit couplets from a new store.
a scholar went to apply. The rich man said, "The couplets should praise me for my good wine, acetic acid, pig fat, and < P > the population is flourishing, and there are no mice in the shop."
With a stroke of his pen, the scholar quickly wrote:
The first part is: pigs are as big as mountains, and mice are dead.
the bottom line is: the wine-making jar is good, which makes the vinegar jar sour.
the horizontal approval is: more people, less illness, and wealth.
After the scholar finished writing, he shook his head and read the couplets as follows:
"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, and the head is dead."
"Brewing vats are good for making vinegar, and the altar is sour."
"Many people are ill, but few people have wealth."
pictographic characters
Someone sent a horizontal plaque at the wedding, which read: "Uncle Beibijiu", and others couldn't understand
its meaning. The man explained: "the northern character is just like the back-to-back appearance when two people don't know each other;" Comparison is
the way one pursues another; Mortar is the appearance of two people talking to each other face to face;
The word "uncle" means that two people cooperate to give birth to a boy. "
when everyone heard this, they shouted!
Joke Spring Festival couplets
Ji Xiaolan was a scholar and writer in Qing Dynasty. On one occasion, when he went home to visit relatives during the Spring Festival, three brothers in the village asked him to write Spring Festival couplets. He wrote a pair of Spring Festival couplets that were "earth-shattering, one of the best in the world", and the horizontal criticism was "acting first". This is a terrible thing. Someone accused him of cheating the monarch for "committing an offence". When Emperor Qianlong learned of this, he immediately called Ji Xiaolan back to Beijing to inquire. Ji Xiaolan
replied, "I wrote the Spring Festival couplets; There is nothing wrong. This boss sells firecrackers, isn't it an earth-shattering portal? The second child is in charge of fighting in the market. He cries "One fight, two fights ..." all day. Isn't it one of the best families? The third is selling roast chicken, isn't it first? " After a long talk, I
laughed.
Jie Jin's couplets on the theme of the scene
Jie Jin has been eager to learn since childhood, and he speaks eloquently. During the Spring Festival this year, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the back door: "The door is opposite to a thousand bamboo poles, and the family hides thousands of books." I was very unhappy when I saw it outside the door. I thought,
Only people like me deserve to paste this couplet, so I ordered my servant to cut down the bamboo. No
After a while, the family reported that Jie Jin's Spring Festival couplets were changed to: "The door is short to a thousand poles and bamboo, and the family keeps thousands of books
longer." After listening to it, the member was very angry, which made people dig up the bamboo roots. Unexpectedly, the Spring Festival couplets of Jiejia were changed to: "The door is short of bamboo, and the family has it in thousands of books."
Poems in the snow
Scholars, county palaces and rich men were drinking and enjoying the snow, and their poems were full of enthusiasm, so they proposed
poems with the theme of "Ruixue".
"Snow is falling," the scholar raised his glass.
The county magistrate answered, "This is the Royal Ruiqi!"
The rich man shook his head and sang, "What's the harm of another three years?"
The beggar who was frozen stiff outside the door poked his head in and scolded:
"Put your mother's shit!"
a pair of Spring Festival couplets
In ancient times, there was a family who was very superstitious and wanted to get lucky in everything. On the evening of New Year's Eve,
father and his two sons discussed and said, "A new pair of Spring Festival couplets will be posted in class. Now, let's each say
a lucky word and make up a pair of Spring Festival couplets." The two sons nodded yes. Father stroked Hu
first and said, "Good year!" The eldest son thought about it and read, "Less bad luck." The second son then
read: "No lawsuits!" After reading it, everyone praised it, so my father wrote
a long piece without punctuation and posted it in the middle of the room.
the next day, the neighbors came to pay a New Year call. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the Spring Festival couplets and read aloud: "This < P > year is so unlucky that I have to go to court!"
Young Master's Spring Festival
Once upon a time, there was a young master who ate, drank, played and idled, and spent all his father's legacy
. Near the end of the year, he didn't even have any rice. On New Year's Eve, this poor young master
wrote a couplet to laugh at himself, and posted it at the door:
Being frugal leads to an indifferent year
After reading it, an old pedant in the village lamented and added a word to the couplet, which
became:
Being frugal early leads to an indifferent year.