Legend has it that there is a village called Taiqing Village. Since ancient times, there have been heroes. When the country is in trouble, all the men in the village will go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, and the village is full of heroes who would rather die than surrender. From generation to generation, most of the men in the village are big-chested and thick-waisted. In the village, there was a man named Yang Yun, who was also a strong man. He went to the battlefield four times and came back with blood all over his body. He was a fierce man. But he can't give birth to a child anyway, let alone a boy, and even a girl's toes are not visible. In the end, I asked the village head to help me find a boy to adopt, but the village head was helpless. Most of the households in the village were single-handed, even if they had two brothers, they were too old to say on the facade. In the end, the village chief found a child from other places who married a woman outside.
In other words, the child's biological mother died in childbirth when she gave birth to him, and her biological father died later, and both her uncle and uncle who adopted him died strangely. So he was considered an evil baby by his husband's family. The child was only five months old, so he turned around five times and finally returned to his husband's family. The husband's family called a fortune teller to tell fortune. The fortune teller said that the child was extremely yin and had to be sent to a place where the yang was just right. It happens that his maiden is a group of fierce Han people, a proper place full of yang. It also happened that Yang Yun asked for a son, and he was sent back to her family. It happened that he was the ninth baby in that generation, so he was called Yang Jiu. When he grows up, he is commonly known as Yang Laojiu. He was cute when he was first brought over, with a fleshy face and long black eyelashes. But when he grew up, he was disabled, his eyelashes became shorter, his baby fat disappeared, his eyes and face became narrower, and his body was still thin. Not only that, but also learned a knave.
This child is really strange. In those days, Yang Yun gave him a lot of delicious food, but he was not strong. Even asking someone to get precious sheep cakes and cow cakes for him to eat has no effect. As soon as he ate it, his stomach ached for a while, and he pulled everything out with a bang. No matter what good things Yang Yun feeds it, it just grows strong or not, and it is all gone. Teenagers have no appetite for anything, and they pull when they eat too much. That's why I'm so thin.
In 19, when the country was in trouble, Yang Yun took out his sharp broadsword at home and went to the country with a lot of heroes in the village. However, physical swords and guns were no match for foreigners' guns and guns. There is only one Yang Mu with a broken leg among the twelve brave men in the village. When the disabled Mu carried an ox cart and pulled back a cart full of broadswords, the village cried incessantly. It was the worst death since the village was built. The villagers dug a pit half a foot long, half a foot wide and half a foot deep in the wasteland at the end of the village, and buried all the knives, used relics at home and food. Then erect a stone tablet, named the monument of the strong man, with the names of the twelve brave men engraved on it. The monument is three feet long and two feet high, and there is still plenty of room for carving twelve names. The villagers agreed that if any hero in the village died defending his country, his name would be engraved on it. However, since the sacrifice of the twelve strong men, Taiqing Village is basically a widow's village, with only nine boys, the largest of whom is less than sixteen years old, and the youngest is Yang Laojiu, who is eleven years old. He is the thinnest and smallest of the nine dolls. Although he is young, he is the cleverest of the nine children and the most naughty.
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? Yang Er is the strongest of the nine babies, with fists like meat buns. One day, Yang Laojiu suddenly wanted to play a trick on Yang Er. First, he stole Yang Er's wooden toy, the carved tiger head, while taking a nap in Yang Er, and then put it on the pig cesspit covered with thatch. Yang Laojiu also specially sprinkled loess and disguised it as loess pavement. When Yang Er woke up, he was so anxious that he told Yang Er that his toy had fallen there. Sure enough, Yang Er went to get the wooden toy back and dropped the pig cesspit. Now, Yang Er was covered in pig manure, and he smelled unscrupulous in the wind. All the boys came and laughed at Yang Er, while the girls ran away, covering their mouths and noses. Yang Laojiu smiled and ran to tell Yang Er his mother. Yang Er's mother came back from the field with a black face, and took Yang Er to the old well in the village to wash, and the boy followed the theatre far away. Yang Er his niang, unceremoniously stripped his clothes, bucket by bucket from the well for water sprinkled on Yang Er, occasionally grab a handful of sand to wipe him. In a short time, Yang Er was covered with erythema. The friends around me are also tired of laughing, and the sky is almost the same. They all go home to find their own mothers. Only Yang Laojiu is still hiding behind the old camphor tree and looking at it, but he is very depressed. He wants to see Yang Er's flustered appearance, but since Yang Er was dragged here by his mother, Yang Er hasn't raised his head, and he hasn't explained anything to his mother. He just holds his wooden tiger toy tightly with both hands. When his mother finished washing, he put on a wide suit of clothes for him. The big Yang Er Eva was crying and her tears got wet with the clothes she had just put on. Yang Er's mother's eyes were red, too, and he reached out and silently hugged Yang Er, who was crying into tears. Yang Er finally said, Mom, I almost lost the only thing my father left me. Yang Er's mother gently touched his head and said, Good boy, mother knows, I don't blame you. Hearing this, Yang Laojiu suddenly remembered that Yang San, a big mouth, had overheard the disabled Mu tell the village chief: Erwazi's father is miserable! He was caught and burned with a torch from beginning to end, and finally burned alive. At this time, Yang Laojiu suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. He felt that his chest was blocked with panic and hurriedly slipped home.
? Yang Laojiu also encouraged Yang Da, Yang Wu and Yang Liu to steal melons in the village next door, and Yang Laojiu tried to get them to do it. Yang Da's hands are long and his feet are quick, Yang Wu's clothes are relatively big, and his own strength is also great. Yang Liu is the thickest and most powerful. Yang Liuxian harassed the melon farmers who kept melons. When the melon keepers were impatient to chase Yang Liuran, Yang Da quickly went to Gua Tian to pick two melons. When the melon keepers couldn't catch Yang Liuxian, he immediately came back. He just ran into Yang Da stealing melons, and Yang Da quickly ran to the back of the small slope. At that time, Yang Wu appeared. Yang Dashun continued to run behind the small slope, while Yang Er packed two clods in his clothes and ran to the other side from the slope. However, when I saw a young man with clothes in his pocket, I definitely felt that the melon was in his hand, so I went after him. When I was close to catching up with Yang Wu, Yang Wu threw away the clods, and the melon farmers would find it was fake and helpless. Because the scheme was put forward by Yang Laojiu, the three of them gave him a watermelon, and the other three of them ate it together. Yang Laojiu told them never to steal it again. But the melons have grown up a little, and the three of them are greedy and repeat their old tricks. Unexpectedly, they were robbed this time. Guanong and the villagers happened to be farming in the field, and they knew these children. In the evening, the melon farmers went to their village to find fault, but the melon finally lost, and the three of them were beaten, still with bamboo sticks with thick thumbs.
? To sum up, Yang Laojiu is not only thin and thin, but also obscene in appearance, and all kinds of tricks are emerging one after another. Later, he also learned to play hooligans. For example, he would pull girls' clothes while they were playing games, or sing some yellow tunes to tease girls. At this time, there will definitely be a girl chasing him. His physical strength is not very good. Every time he is tired of running, he will lie on the ground and be caught by a girl. He enjoys it and will take the opportunity to touch the girl's hand. Everyone said that he was hopeless and turned into a hooligan. When this word reached Yang Yun's male wife, she was so angry that she didn't fight. Originally, her body was not so good because she missed her late husband too much and was overworked. Most of her soul had gone, but now she was so angry that she almost fainted. Later, she also hit Yang Laojiu several times, but the more she played, the more she didn't change. Later, she completely fell ill and couldn't control him. Yang Laojiu, of course, he is not bad, just like the silly aunt is going to have a baby, and he is the first to know and go to the informant, although he is preparing to spy on her for a bath.
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? Yang Yi's wife left a few years after Yang Yi's death, and Yang Laojiu was completely alone, wandering around the village every day. Steal something to eat when you are hungry, and grab something to eat in the mountains when you are in high spirits. Although Yang Laojiu's body is not strong, his head is clever. He usually works on some traps, and he can also catch some sundries in the mountains and fish in the water. In my spare time, I visit girls in this village and that village. Time came in 1915, and Yang Laojiu was 26 years old. His eyes were smaller, and the distance between the upper eyelid and the lower eyelid was one finger. The nose is more pointed, and there are more hairs on both ends of the upper lip, and a moustache has grown. At that time, he was already a well-known rogue. Lazy, wandering around, seeing young women. Just stare at the boss.
that summer afternoon, he was making a rabbit trap on the hillside. An old man and a young girl passed by the path under the hillside. Five mountain thieves with knives jumped out of the bushes by the road. Bright blade, a knife down the old man's body immediately in two places, and was thrown into the bushes. The girl was tied directly, and the bandit leader also tore a piece of cloth from himself and stuffed it into the girl's mouth to stop her from screaming. Yang Laojiu stood on the hillside and saw clearly. Behind them, a bunch of people went to the ruined temple in the north. Yang Laojiu concluded that they must have gone to a ruined temple to spend the night. Therefore, he is in no hurry to save people. He first went back to the village and told the villagers about it. At that time, the children of Yang Laojiu's peers in the village had grown up, and they were all as big as cows. After hearing this, they were all gearing up to save people, but there were guys across the street, and there were too many people, so hard fighting would definitely hurt them. The old women in the village don't want these young people to have an accident, and they don't agree with them to save lives. Finally, Yang Laojiu came up with a clever plan, and he explained it to the folks here. After listening to this, Yang Si looked embarrassed, but life was a matter of life. Yang Si's old mother nodded firmly and agreed, and he couldn't say anything more. Later, Yang Laojiu went to borrow the clothes of the village chief, which was the most beautiful gown of the village chief. After that, he took two strong men, Yang Da, Yang Er, Yang Si and Yang Liusi, and asked Yang Si to pull his ox and carry a bag of rice. They went along the road to bury the old man in the bush first.
wait until it gets dark, and then go to the ruined temple. A bunch of them went to the ruined temple and saw a fire in the ruined temple, and people were there. When the thieves inside heard the noise, they quickly picked up the guy and stood ready. A group of people in the temple, a group of people in front of the temple, two waves of people all with guys, mountain thief leader standing in the front frowned, holding a broadsword, a face of fierce. Yang Laojiu smiled apologetically at this moment and said, They have come to pick up the woman that Master Wang entrusted to buy. I didn't receive anyone at this point, only to find that it was taken away by the heroes. Now I'm here to redeem someone. Seeing that Yang Laojiu was followed by four strong men, and knowing that they were not easy to provoke, the bandit leader raised his eyebrows and asked cautiously: How to redeem them? Yang Laojiu twist a head a pie, pointing to Yang Si holding cattle and cattle on a bag of rice. The bandit leader's brow is even more wrinkled. He pondered: cattle and rice are the most precious things in this war-torn, natural and man-made disaster, and this business is worthwhile. Besides, this bitch has an extra mouth to eat when she takes it home, and it won't be long before she is played. It's not as good as cows and rice! Then, the bandit leader nodded and agreed, and he gestured for one of his hands to go down to the temple and bring out the girl. Yang Laojiu also winked at Yang Si, with a snort of cold. His eyes were full of displeasure. The other three people patted him on the shoulder, and he was reluctant to give the cow rope to Yang Laojiu. The bandit leader caught the tied woman and looked at Yang Laojiu in the eye. He reached out with one hand to ask for the cow rope, and slowly pushed the woman forward with one hand. The wind is cold, and animals cry one after another at night. Everyone present can't help but hold the guy in his hand. Hand in hand with Niu Yi hand in hand, finally is narrowly missed. Yang Laojiu hurriedly left with a crowd.
Early the next morning, a group of bandits led the cattle to the north. When they came to a hillside, there was a sudden "whew", and a stone with a big thumb hit the cow's lower body. The strong ox immediately snorted and shouted, and his eyes were red. He ran into the front two mountain thieves with all his strength, and the left and right corners directly penetrated the backs of the front two. Before the two people next to him recovered, the cow pulled out its horn and slammed into one of them, and the man was knocked down heavily and fainted. Behind him, the bandit leader and the rest of the bandits quickly raised their knives to cut the ox. The ox was stabbed several times, bleeding profusely, and it was even more jealous. When he turned around, he knocked down the bandit again. When the bandit leader saw it, he immediately threw his knife and ran away. He ran like hell, and the cow ran like hell, and finally fell to the ground. The cow came over and knocked him out, rolling on the ground several times, and he was sore all over. The cow wanted another corner. At this moment, there was a moo, and Yang Si appeared holding a mass of grass. When the ox saw his master coming, he immediately calmed down and ran to eat grass in front of Yang Si. Yang Si saw the knife edges on the back of the cow and blew a whistle reluctantly with a distressed face. In the distance came Yang Laojiu, Yang Da, Yang Er and Yang Liu. They tied the bandit leader and two fainted bandits with ropes. Those two who had lost too much blood and were hopeless dug a hole and buried it. When a group of them returned to the village, people in the village were surprised that the scalpers of the Yang family were usually very good and quiet. How can they be so brave now? It turned out that Yang Laojiu saw Yang Si always like to be bored with this cow, and he was very upset with Yang Si. So, he made a powerful hook. Every time Yang Si goes to relieve himself, he shoots a bullet under the cow. At first, the cow just mooed in pain. But it's really Yang Laojiu's delight in this, which causes the ox behind him to get jealous and go crazy every time. If others pass by this ox, it will chase after it, and only when Yang Si comes back will it calm down a little. Yang Si saw it jealous and quickly fed it some good forage to comfort it. Later, Yang Laojiu was discovered, and Yang Si gave him a good beating, so he stopped bothering the cow. This clever memory is to use this ox, and people who don't know can't help but admire this bastard's cheap tricks. Early the next morning, Yang Laojiu took Yang Da, Yang Er, the girl and the three tied bandits to the county seat, sent the three bandits to the police station and went back to the village.
to be continued ...
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