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Chapter 1: A fortune-telling speech that will never be revealed
The greedy will surely Poor, a gentleman thinks that the great precepts, Buddhism is also the first of the five precepts, so it is called "A Bao", which is not in the "phase", but in the "one"
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This sentence comes from Jianghu's secret book "A Bao Pian", which means that human nature is greedy, and greed is a great commandment, so greedy people will be poor, so it is called "A Bao". There is nothing wrong with cheating greedy people. In other words, they deserve it! "Abao" is a slang term for people who cheat on fortune-telling exams. "Xiang" refers to the cheater, and "Yi" refers to the person who is deceived.
In 1948, when I was 20 years old, I followed my grandfather to make a living. Grandpa is the leader of the local swindler circle. He is very experienced and capable. If you want to work in the local swindlers, you must worship him as your teacher, otherwise he will find someone to "cut" (kill) you. Just like the thieves organization now. If you follow the grandfather, you will have a protective umbrella, but all the money you cheated will have to be "squandered." To hit the sun, you must hand over a penny, and then "tap" you. The exact amount is entirely up to the grandfather. Certainly.
Some people secretly use their property, and Grandpa has the means, otherwise he would not be called Grandpa. His heart is very wary, and he also sends people to "circle" (surveillance), as long as he is found Well, chop off one finger, and then cut it off a second time. Once you enter this industry, don't even think about getting out, because you know too many things, and you either continue to work or get "cut". When you follow your grandfather, you must first learn Yin Yang and Five Elements. This is called laying the foundation. Even if you are cheating, you must have some foundation, otherwise if something goes wrong, your grandfather will also be implicated. After building a foundation for a month, I started to learn "Yingyao", which is about the psychology of deception. I still remember the core formula of Yingyao: Beginners understand what is coming, and speak without mercy. When heaven comes to ask about you, you want to pursue noble things, but when you come to ask about heaven, you are worried about heaven. Eight questions seven, those who are happy want to rely on the seven nobles, those who are resentful are actually noble, and those who are resentful are actually seven sorrows. Ask seven questions and ask eight questions. If there is something wrong with eight questions, it will be difficult for the child to rest. Scholars ask about the way of money, and it is a recent thing to have grandchildren. If you ask about it repeatedly, there must be something missing; if you ask the reason frequently, there must be a reason. Poverty-stricken people follow the principle of purity and do not forget the desire for profit. A master of the temple hall, his ambition is in the mountains and forests. The first brother wants to use a ruthless knife, the second brother wants to throw a knife, and the third brother wants to jump dates.
These are all slang and I need to explain them slowly.
The first sentence: When you are introduced to the concept, don’t speak out. That is to say, when someone comes to tell someone's fortune, or comes to tell someone's fortune, you should not speak first, but listen to what the other person has to say. The more the other person talks, the more information will be revealed. You can seize the right moment and say something abruptly to hit the target. The key is, you must not hesitate or be ambiguous, otherwise the other party will think that you are not good enough! So how to grasp the key point, just look at the following sentences.
Second sentence: Heaven comes to pursue those who want to pursue the noble, but pursues those who come to ask Heaven for Heaven’s worries. "Tian" refers to the father, and "Zhui" refers to the son. This sentence means that as long as the father comes to tell his son's fortune, he will basically ask whether the son will be successful and rich. His parents are both a prince who becomes a dragon and a forgotten daughter who becomes a phoenix, even if he is just a gecko or a pheasant. Since he asked some questions, the implication is that his son or daughter is not motivated now, or is naughty and mischievous. If you decide this way, you are definitely right! The second half of the sentence means that whenever the two daughters come to tell their parents' fortunes, it is definitely because the father or mother is in poor health, either sick, or has passed away. Otherwise, nothing will remind the children of their parents! So just tell him that his parents are not in good health, and there must be no problem! The third sentence: Eight questions and seven, those who are happy want to rely on the seven nobles, and those who are resentful are actually seven sorrows. "Eight" refers to the wife, and "seven" refers to the husband. It means that as long as the wife comes to ask about her husband's future and fortune, then if the woman is happy and beaming with joy, it means that her husband may have something to do recently. Official luck or financial luck, the most important thing is to have good things, but the good things have not yet come, or there are just signs of it, if she comes to ask the servant, then you can directly conclude that her husband is lucky and lucky, regardless of the outcome. Why, she must have smiled like a stupid spore at that time, and she would have paid a lot of money! On the contrary, if this woman came with a melancholy look, then her husband must have been in bad luck recently, or he was about to lose his official position, or If you want to lose money, dump her, or have a bad relationship, if you go in the wrong direction, you will definitely be inseparable! Then beat her hard and tell her that if she doesn't solve the problem, she will be in trouble for ten years. At this time, when her life is in danger, she will obediently take out the silver coins from her pocket. If you lied to her, she will kowtow to you!
Fourth sentence: Ask questions seven times, if there is nothing wrong with you, The meaning of this sentence is that as long as the husband comes to tell his wife's fortune, there are only two possibilities: either he suspects his wife of being unfaithful and is cheating on him; or the wife cannot lay eggs and cannot give birth to children! In addition, the husband will never tell his wife’s fortune!
The fifth sentence: When a scholar asks about the future, having grandchildren is a modern term. There are two slang words in this. People; "near ancient" means alive, ancient means dead. When scholars come, they will definitely ask about their future, whether they can go to high school, whether they can be officials, and whether they can honor their ancestors. The wealthy people are definitely here. He is asking how long he can live, or whether there will be any disasters in life, because he has plenty of money and lacks everything, but he is afraid that he will not live long if he grasps this mentality.
Sentence 6: If you ask about this time and again, it must be missing; if you ask the reason frequently, there must be a reason.
If she always asks something about something over and over again, then this thing must be very bad, very inferior, and very imperfect; if she always sticks to one question and asks it without having fun, then this question is what she wants to ask about. The reason is not that you can calculate it accurately, but that she revealed too much! The seventh sentence: A poor person should follow the noble principles and never forget the desire for gain. Real monks do not tell fortunes. If those sanctimonious poor people come to ask questions, it is a sign of an undying heart. They are either asking for profit or asking for lust. If you promise it for profit, he will definitely be overjoyed!
The eighth sentence: A scholar in the temple hall aims to live in the mountains and forests. "Temple masters" refer to officials. Those high-ranking officials actually have greater ambitions and stronger interests. Still greedy for profit. Promise, great joy!
The ninth sentence: The first brother wants to use a ruthless knife, the second brother wants to throw the knife, and the third brother wants to jump silkworms. This is another slang term. "First Brother" refers to the fool who is easy to take the bait. He has faith in you. At this time, he must be ruthless. There is no limit to ruthlessness. Grandpa said: "Just don't bankrupt everything!" "Second Brother" It means that you have doubts about you, or think that your calculations are not accurate. At that time, don't be eager to fight, don't be greedy, and don't accept any points! "Sanzao" refers to a person who deliberately seeks trouble. If he sees that he is coming to find trouble, he will run away immediately. Grandpa will take care of the rest. Speaking of this, you must think that Grandpa is a very remarkable person. right! My grandfather was a very educated man, good-looking and kind-hearted. If you can't pick him up, you will never be able to associate him with bombing, fraud, gambling, or murder. Grandpa doesn't get angry easily. He only loses his temper when the "little feet" are bad, but it's not big. It's not like you think of beating and scolding, but as long as a person's face sinks, it's enough to scare you half to death! The biggest temper I have ever seen my grandfather lose was in the second year after he joined the industry. Several bosses wanted to be promoted. "Batou" was the second-level manager under my grandfather. "Crawling for fragrance" was a rebellion. Grandpa At that time, Lei Lei was furious and cut off the neighbor with his own hands.
Chapter 2: The first fortune-telling
The first fortune-telling was two months after I joined the company. Because he was a novice, he was not allowed to play in the city. Grandpa arranged for him to play in a nearby village called "Anjiazhuang". My grandfather said that I am fat and have small eyes, so I can roll my eyes and pretend to be blind, so that the other party's psychological guard will not be so strong. Only later did I realize that this time playing was nothing at all. It was at best a "test of the waters", which was far from the overall situation of my grandfather who made hundreds of dollars in the ocean at a time! I took the bamboo pole and wandered into the village. The first few families I went to kicked me out. Finally, one family was willing to let me sit down and talk. It was an old lady who was at home alone. The old lady, who was about sixty years old and had a full face, asked me to come into the room and kept saying: "Wait a minute, wait a minute and I'll get you a stool." "I felt very uncomfortable at the time because her eyesight was not as good as mine. The old lady also poured me a glass of water. When she took it, I saw that her hands were full of cracks and were very rough, like tree bark. I suddenly I thought of my dead mother. She died from a lung knot in the first year. Her hands were like those of the old lady! I felt a little soft, but I immediately thought of my grandfather’s eyes and the task Ba Tou had given me. . The old lady said with concern: "You come out to do this at such a young age? I rolled my eyes and said, "Auntie, I've been blind since I was a child, and I've always had a bad relationship with my master. I'm blind, but I know it in my heart." The old lady said: "Yes!" right! right! What a good boy. "I said: "Well, if I don't have any other skills, I can just count them. Auntie, who are you counting for? To yourself? The old lady said no: "No." I'm already going to be buried, so there's no need to forget about it. Can you show my son and see how he has been doing in the past two years? , will there be any cuts or disasters? "Her words directly revealed that her son must not have been doing well in the past two years, and the old lady's voice was trembling when she said this. I said to aunt: "Aunt, you have to tell me your son's birthday. That year , that month, that day, what time? In fact, this is just acting. I have already thought about how to approve it and how to say it the day after tomorrow! After the old lady announced her son's birth date, I started counting with my fingers. When I rolled my eyes, I saw the old lady waiting anxiously. "Auntie, your son's name is water. He has been too old for the past two years, which is not going well." After saying that, he waited for her to say and see how she would respond. According to the rules, the answer is basically yes. If she says no, it doesn't matter. I say: "the past two years", including today, which has just started and is not over yet. If she says no, I will say I will see you again in the second half of the year. As a result, the old lady sighed and said, "Yes." I immediately said, "Auntie, your son is a filial son!" This sentence is almost always on target, because almost parents love their children very much, and the children return the same to their parents, and the parents feel that they The children are filial. Moreover, there are only a few rebellious sons. If her son was an unfaithful and unfilial white-eyed wolf, she would not be so sad, let alone tell her son's fortune. The old lady cried: "Yes, my son is very kind to me. He is tall, capable, and filial." I saw tears in the old lady's eyes, and I continued: "He committed these two crimes." "Zou Ma Xing!" The old lady: "What star?"
I said loudly: "Zou Ma Xing is just running around, it's tiring and hard." In that era, in order to make money, who didn't do it? Running around! The old lady burst into tears, "Yes, he was exiled to the army last year, and he doesn't know whether he is dead or alive!" Seeing the old lady crying, I actually cried too, not knowing whether it was for her or for myself. cry. The old lady cried when she saw me. She took a dirty hand towel and wiped it for me while she was crying, saying, "Don't cry, baby, don't cry, baby." I said, "Mom, I feel sorry for you." The old lady said, "Good boy, please be a baby." .
"I said: "Auntie, your son is in trouble now. Very dangerous. The old lady said in horror: "What's wrong? Are you still alive?" "I said: "You are alive, but the bullets on the battlefield don't have eyes. He will be badly damaged, otherwise he will not be able to come back! The old lady was shocked and said: "Break it quickly, how to break it?" I said, "Take a piece of red cloth and write your son's name on it." At twelve o'clock in the evening, tie it to a puppet tree. You can call it a big puppet tree. Beat the puppet tree. My son will recognize you as his godmother and protect my son from getting hurt. Then he kowtows three times and comes back to cover the chicken coop with a red cloth. Auntie, please remember clearly. "The more truthful the disaster relief is. This method of recognizing the big tree as the godmother and the river as the godfather is commonly used by fortune tellers. The old lady said: "This will ensure that he is fine. "I said, "Mom, that's not enough. Your son has killed too many people on the battlefield, and he will also take his life. The old lady began to worry again; "What should we do?" "I said: "You should do more good deeds for him, do more good deeds, and good deeds will be rewarded! The old lady said: "Yes! Yes! Yes! The child is right! How can I help him? I said: "You donate some incense money for him, and I will help you deliver it to the temple. I have revealed the secret, and I want it too. Help donate. Just donate it and your son will be back in the spring of next year at the latest! "The old lady smiled happily and went back to the house happily. After a long time, she took out two "big white slips". Big white slips are the name of legal currency. Because of inflation, they are so worthless! I said: "Hit the mother, you are so stupid You can't spend the money outside now. Many places don't recognize it. I didn't give you money for incense. We can't deceive the Buddha. "The old lady said awkwardly: "Oh, I still have a few copper plates here" and said that she would return to the house. Follow the instructions of my grandfather and collect all the proofs and copper plates. This kind of hard currency is in the collection. It doesn’t matter how the Kuomintang Party is reformed. I took the coin and saw that there were only three coins, so I said, “Mom, just forget it! I'll do it for you. The old lady hurriedly said: "No, no, my child, just wait, I still have a few inches of cloth that I haven't cut yet." The old lady went back to the house and rummaged through the array, and brought a roll of blue cloth from the bottom of the box. , the kind of blue-dyed cloth used to make quilts in rural areas. I said, "That's enough, ma'am. I donated everything for you." The old lady was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth: "It's a shame for the child, it's a shame for the child." After saying that, I paid my neighbor back and left the house. I said slowly: "My child, be careful when walking. There is a well at the entrance of the village." I said: "I know, aunt." I took the crutches and pretended to run out of the village, running and crying all the way. The first time I started working in a factory, I gained very little. Except for the two negligible "big white strips", there were only a few inches of cloth and three copper plates. But it was still more than the other two novices. Of those two, one of them didn't hang anything and was scolded a lot. The other was afraid of being scolded by Grandpa and Ba Tou, so he actually stole the pole that supported the pillar in someone's garden. Iron Hammer comes back to pay the bills. Grandpa said: "We are prime ministers, not thieves! We came back empty-handed after making a fuss, and we can't do sneaky things! The little foot was so frightened that he knelt down and admitted his mistake. Grandpa: "It's not your fault. Erbatou! " Erba Tou immediately walked out and knelt down: "Grandpa! Grandpa said, "You have to take care of your feet!" "The roar made Erbatou sweat all over his head. Every time he came to the fighting meeting, he had to report in detail. One was to count the spores, and the other was to avoid bumping into each other next time. Every bartou had to keep accounts. Grandpa was so worried. To be honest, after the meeting in the hall, I was left alone, and my grandfather said, "You are soft-hearted. "I thought to myself: "How did he know? Grandpa said, "You cried." "I said: "Yes, because she is too pitiful. Grandpa said, "Pity?" Do you think I'm pitiful? 'I looked at my grandfather stupidly, not knowing what he meant. Grandpa said: 'I am even more pitiful! Dozens of robbers hit the head every day, and if you don't step on any thread correctly, someone will die! Grandpa is right. For A Bao to be able to hang out in one place, the two key figures in that place, black and white, must be dealt with first. Monthly tribute is indispensable, and double points are given when the old and the new are replaced. Because these people can not only keep you safe, but can also help you make trouble when necessary. As long as the benefits are properly distributed, they will even betray their own father. They dared to pursue the ideas of officials from the Kuomintang, wealthy people in Shanghai, and even Song Meilin. A small game can be done right away, but a big game may take months or years to complete, but the rewards of the big game are also very attractive. Once a game is completed, the expenses of the entire church are often enough for several years.
Chapter 3: Legend of the Hall,,,,,,
The benefits of playing the game are high, but the risks are also high, because these people are not ordinary robes, they are all candidates for competition. , it is not easy for them to be the "one", and sometimes the game will be missed, that is, someone will "jump counterattack", or the big "one" will become a big "jujube". Usually someone is going to die at this time. As for who dies, it depends on the specific situation. Following the grandfather is a trust between life and death. fear death? In the words of my grandfather: If you are afraid of death, you might as well go home and feed the pigs! "A Bao's business is high risk and high reward. Look at the dam heads around Grandpa. Which one of them has not survived many battles? Let's talk about the dam heads first. They are the gold medal players in the hall. , he is responsible for killing people and killing dogs. He is the one who has been with Grandpa the longest among the existing ones. It was itchy as it grew, so he never grew his hair. He shaved it every few days and it was shiny. Every time there was a meeting in the hall, his head was covered with sweat and he looked very hot. My grandfather was in the 10th century of the Republic of China. Dam Tou was recruited into the army three years ago, which was the second year after my grandfather took the title. Before joining the army, Dam Tou was a pig butcher and worked for a butcher on the street.
After one day's work, the butcher gave him two kilograms of bacon. Unexpectedly, he met some gangsters on the road who insisted on snatching the bacon from his hand. If Damtou refused to give it, they forced him to do it. As a result, Damtou became angry. . Real fighting is not as complicated as described in martial arts novels. In real fighting, you use whatever is practical and practical. The head beater first crushed a man's balls, then blinded a man's eyes, bit and tore them, and finally beat a man's head open with a brick. As a result, Damtou was sentenced to death. This matter was widely spread at the time. After hearing this, the grandfather felt that this person was a material, so he spent a lot of money to redeem him for his own use. Grandpa does have a pair of eyes that recognize people, and Damatou lived up to Grandpa's expectations. After entering his home, he dared to fight and fight. When a gangster came to cause trouble, he was the first to rush in and stab him with a knife. People never blink! There is a certain type of people in this world who get excited when they see blood, and Dam Head falls into this category. Over the years, he has been loyal to his grandfather. Like Erbatou, they both belong to his grandfather's Guards. If Daba Tou is a person who gets excited when seeing blood, then Er Ba Tou is a person who gets excited when seeing dead people. Erbatou is a legend. He followed his grandfather when he was 15 years old. It was 1928, on the eve of the Second Northern Expedition, and terrifying rumors of "temptresses seducing souls" were spread in many areas south of the Yangtze River. The rumor spread from Nanjing, saying that a little boy was playing with his friends on the street. At this time, a woman came up, touched the boy's head a few times, and then turned away. As a result, the boy's face turned pale immediately. His limbs were stiff, his eyes were fixed and he couldn't speak. He lost his soul from then on. This rumor soon spread throughout Nanjing, and later spread to other areas. As a result, many parents were worried that their children would be seduced by temptresses, so they tied red strings to their children and tore peach leaves in their pockets to ward off evil spirits. Later, it was rumored that the temptress would not spare even adults, so the adults also wore red belts. Later, they simply cut the woman's Yue Jin cloth into pieces and put them in each pocket, for fear that their souls would be seduced by the witch. Walk. My grandfather was able to take advantage of this opportunity and make a lot of money by fetching demons and summoning souls. One day when my grandfather was walking on the street, a boy from the opposite side bumped into him. When he saw that he was a thief, he twisted the boy's arm. Grandpa said: "You are so young, just do this! Be careful, I will hand you over to a temptress and take away your soul!" The boy's face turned flat: "I'm not afraid!" Grandpa looked at him carefully, There was indeed no red string tied around his body. Grandpa smiled and said, "You are not afraid of death!" The boy said, "Only a ghost would believe it!" Grandpa fell in love with this guy and said, "Why did you steal the wallet? The boy tilted his neck: "Hungry!" Grandpa let go and patted his head: "Follow me." The boy said, "Why? Are you giving me to the witch?" Grandpa slapped him. Then he said: "Let's go eat!" Grandpa stopped at a Chaos Restaurant on the street and bought him a bowl of Chaos. The boy ate it up in two or three mouthfuls and bought him another bowl. He finished it quickly. Grandpa The grandfather smiled and said, "How many more bowls can you eat?" The boy said, "If you can afford it, I can eat it." The grandfather waved his hand and said, "Okay! Store, here are ten bowls!" The boy said He loosened his belt and ate like crazy, eating twelve bowls in one sitting. Grandpa smiled, knowing that this was a talent! Later I found out that this kid's parents died early and he was living on the streets when he was eight years old. His grandfather planned to keep him. A year after Nuo Qian, he became the famous Erbatou in Abao Circle. Grandpa's eyes are really poisonous, because he can see the value of a person at a glance. Grandpa fell in love with Erba Tou's courage. When he first met his grandfather, Erbatou refused to accept the training. It was not easy to turn a random thief on the street into a well-behaved Po. My grandfather beat him frequently, and he didn't cry when he was beaten, as if he was not the one being beaten. In the end, Grandpa had no idea, so he said, "You can leave!" He then began to give in. He had no food to eat without Grandpa. Later, Erbatou gradually became convinced of Grandpa, because Grandpa was ten thousand times smarter than him. Every time he opened his mouth, Grandpa knew what he was going to fart. Erbatou is very courageous and can do anything. Especially when playing "Zha Fei", it is simply a matter of anger and innocence. "Zhafei" is a slang term in the Abao circle, which means pretending to be a ghost. The more superstitious the people are, the more market "Zha Fei" will have. Before the official "Zha Fei", Grandpa had deliberately tested his courage.
Grandpa told him: "Didn't you say you are not afraid of ghosts? I heard that a beggar starved to death in a ruined temple three miles outside the city. Tonight you go and take off his clothes and give them to him when you come back. Me. Erbatou said: "What's so difficult about this?" It's not like I've done this before. When the cold was unbearable, I even took off the shroud of someone who had just been buried. After saying that, he was about to set off. Grandpa said, "Wait a minute." I heard people say that people who starve to death become hungry ghosts after death. They will open their mouths to eat in the middle of the night. I don’t know if it’s true or not. Go and bring a bowl of rice to the beggar and see if it works. Will open his mouth. Erba Tou laughed and said, "You are telling lies." There is no such thing! "At night, the blurry moonlight shone on Erbatou of the old city. I wrapped a small bowl of rice in a cloth, put it on my waist, and set off under the moonlight. It was a mountain temple that had been neglected for a long time, and the wooden door was broken. Erba Tou walked for an hour before reaching the end. The surroundings were quiet, with occasional shouts. Er Ba Tou calmed down and pushed the door. It was broken. He pushed harder and the door creaked. When a person dies, his body will emit a special smell, commonly known as funeral smell. This smell is very special, sweet and fishy, ??and it spreads far. So the crow can always be found.
Erba Tou found the body in the dark, and began to take off his clothes with the help of the moonlight from the crack of the door. Suddenly he remembered the bowl of rice on his waist. He quickly untied the cloth, took it out, picked up a handful of rice with his hands, and stuffed it into The corpse's mouth, thinking: "It would be strange if you could eat it!" Unexpectedly, the corpse actually opened its mouth, slowly opened it, and made a sound. Erba Tou suspected that he was being deceived and blinked hard. , it is indeed open. Erba Tou tremblingly stuffed the rice into the corpse's mouth, and the corpse began to chew it slowly. Erba Tou was dumbfounded, and his scalp felt numb. Seeing that the corpse had finished chewing the rice, he swallowed it with a grunt, and then opened his mouth again with a "uh" sound. Er Ba Tou went crazy. "Go to hell!" He threw the bowl directly at the corpse's face! The corpse suddenly sat up and howled. Erbatou ran away, and Yiliuyan ran back to the city. Grandpa was waiting for him when he saw him come back with a big head and asked: "Where are the clothes?" Erba was out of breath and said: "It's broken, it's broken. If you encounter it, it's real. Eat it." I really ate it..." Grandpa laughed and said, "If he eats, just feed him. He will starve to death, and you will also accumulate merit by feeding him." Erbatou said, "It's so weird." ! When I saw him opening his mouth to eat, I threw the bowl at his face, and he actually sat up..." Grandpa was stunned: "Did you hit him in the face?" Erba Tou said, "Well, After smashing it, he ran away." Grandpa said, "You will know in a moment." About half an hour later, Damtou came from outside the house, his face covered with blood. Erbatou was surprised: "Senior Brother, you. What’s going on?” Damtou was furious: “You’re still asking me! The *** is so cruel!” Grandpa smiled: “Go and wash it off!” This is a game, the beggar is dying of hunger. The grandfather asked the dam head to pretend that the real dead person had been removed by the dam head, but no one thought that the second dam head would get angry after being stimulated and directly smash the dam head. From then on, Damatou left a deep scar on his face, but Grandpa became more and more satisfied with Erbatou. Compared with Daba Tou and Er Daba Tou, San Datu Tou can be regarded as a refined and intellectual A Bao from Shanshan. There is nothing he does not know about astronomy, geography, Yin and Yang Bagua, and he is also familiar with "The Analects of Confucius" and "Mencius", and he speaks with ease and grace. This kind of sanctimonious woman wearing human skin is the most terrifying thing. Sanbatou followed his grandfather in 1930. Before that, he was a fortune teller and liar in the countryside. He knew some theories and was good at making fortunes. One day, he cheated and gained his grandfather's territory. How dare you tell fortunes on the street! The head of the dam suggested that Grandpa cut him off, and Grandpa said: "Let's see and then talk about it." Grandpa sent a few people to explore his depth, and a few little feet came back and said that this kid is so beautiful that the people have been deceived. . Grandpa decided to go and meet him in person. When my grandfather arrived at his stall, he saw that this man was in his early twenties, a pretty boy, wearing a t-shirt, handsome, and very talkative. The grandfather deliberately gave him a loophole to let him get away with it. The boy thought he had met Dapaozi and talked in plain language. The grandfather nodded repeatedly. Finally, the grandfather gave him a few silver dollars and said: "I I don't have much money today, so come home with me to get it. I'll thank you very much if you happen to take a look at my house and adjust the feng shui!" Sanbatou quickly closed the stall and followed his grandfather home happily. As you can imagine, as soon as he entered the door, his feet were tied up. When Dam Dam got up, he gave him a slap in the face. "You don't even have a place to poop!" Dam Dam's head was slapped until stars appeared in his eyes. But he knew in his heart that he could never admit that he was a liar. He said frustratedly: "Sir, why is this? I am just a little fortune teller. I come to your place to ask for food. I don't know if that offends you!" Standing there! The second bastard on the side finally couldn't bear it any longer. He went up and kicked him, and then slapped his head with his hand: "You keep pretending! You keep pretending for me!" The third bastard said with tears in his eyes: "Master, have mercy on me. I am just a fortune teller. If the calculation is not accurate, I will refund my money. Master, please don't hit me. I have a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old child!" Erbatou said to the big head. With a wink, Damatou pulled out the pig-butchering knife from his waist and walked up to Sanbatou: "I'll cut off your tongue right now, and I'll let you pretend again!" Sanbatou cried and beat his grandfather. He shouted: "Master, please say something! Isn't my calculation accurate for you? Wasn't it good just now? Master!" Grandpa waved his hand, and the head of the dam stepped aside with a knife. Grandpa He walked up to Sanbatou, stretched out his thumb, and said, "Brother, you are really pissy!" (It has a special meaning in local dialect.) Sanbatou was surprised: "What are you pissing, sir?" Grandpa nodded and said, "Talent." Sanbatou still pretended to be confused: "Master, are you talking about me?" I'm just a little fortune teller... Grandpa raised his hand, and a flying ball hit Sanba Tou's left ear. The holy sword pierced the ear, and a piece of the flesh above the ear was knocked out. Xiaobian, Sanba had a headache and screamed: "Master, I say! I say!" Grandpa shouted: "Bao Haoer?" "卛家仁!" "Wo Bing?" "Xuzhou Shixian County!" "Master dad?" "Fighting the wind!" "Can you carry it?" "Wow!" Do you want to slaughter the party? "Don't dare!" "Daba Tou and Er Ba Tou took a look and realized that Grandpa was still very good. He got rid of this kid in just a few strokes. These answers were all slang in the Abao circle. "Lao Haoer" was asking him what his real name was," "Wo Bing" means asking where he is from, "Master Dad" means asking who his neighbors are, "Ding Shui Feng Zi" means he is unorganized and commits crimes on the fly, and "Kanzai" means asking how many years he has been doing this business. , "Wang" means the number "three", and "Whether he killed the party" means asking him if he has killed anyone. Grandpa was attracted by his eloquence and courage, especially his pretentious and unwilling character. Grandpa felt that this person was indispensable.