Ask Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and Liu Bei to introduce themselves ~

Liu Guan and Zhang Zhuge in NBA. .

Guan Yu is not suitable for mixing in NBA: he looks down on his teammates and even dares to fight the relatives of the general manager? There is a big problem with internal unity.

The reason why Zhang Fei is not suitable for mixing in the NBA: You have a loud voice. Do you know how to write the word zero tolerance?

Reasons why Liu Bei is not suitable for mixing in the NBA: Although your arm span is good, it is useless to the manager after all; I heard that you cry a lot. Well, adam morrison's time is over. ...

The reason why Zhuge Liang is not suitable for mixing in the NBA: Let's not say that as a head coach, he always sits in a wheelchair and directs on the spot, and he doesn't mention that he doesn't give players space because of the overall situation. As a boss, when he retires, he will see that you will pray to heaven to increase your career 12 years-hey, how can people renew your contract?

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One day, Liu, Guan and Zhang were captured by Cao Cao. At this time, Cao Cao asked his men to move out a table of fruit. Zhang Fei thought that Cao Cao wanted to invite them to eat fruit, so he chose an apple he liked. Who knows, Cao Cao actually asked him to put the apple in his ass, and Zhang Fei's apple could not be stuffed in his ass, so he was killed by Cao Cao. Guan Yu chose a grape and successfully stuffed it into his ass. However, he was killed by Cao Cao for laughing. When Guan Yu went down to the underworld, Yan Luowang asked him, "You wouldn't have died, but why did you laugh?" Guan Yu innocently replied, "I saw Liu Bei holding a durian ..."