1. I sent this short message to you for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Horse, it has four legs. Sea, it's full of water. Fool watching mobile phone, he's grinning!
3. I'm going to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the short message, the time limit has passed! Happy April Fool's Day!
4. this is a well-designed short message. if you look at your mobile phone upside down, you will enjoy the wonderful pattern. is it fun to flip it around?
5. Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is unfavorable for your behavior. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Good, good! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Dashagua is wet with mud, baited with white black mud at night, wet with deep-stem ice wine, lazy with wet mud at night, set up a rack to wash the monkey for a change, and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to reveal the love, the chopsticks will make the tree happy. April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?
8. Romantic in my heart, every day is Valentine's Day; Be grateful, every day is Thanksgiving; Get up early and get greedy, every day is labor day; I can fool you. Every day is carnival plus April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. toad wanted to chase the swan, and the swan said disdainfully, if I had grown up like you, I would have died long ago. Toad said softly, that pig is still alive and well. Hearing this, the pig said aggrieved, I'm just reading the short message. Who am I trying to annoy?
1. I almost forgot what day it is today. I wouldn't have noticed it if I hadn't thought of you. Day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
11. You should be very clear about your position in my heart since I got to know you. Except you, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it was okay, and you didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. Today is April Fool's Day. It's lucky not to be stupid. It's an honor to be stupid. It's reassuring not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a fool at work, a fool at ability, a fool at life, and a quick fool!
14. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. How can I get back to normal if I eat and pull what I eat, cucumber and watermelon? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.
15. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it to the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!
16. Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If the ATM does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to smash the ATM! Happy April Fool's Day!
17. Recently, the wind is very tight, and the scheduled bank robbery plan has been suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly, lest the police suspect you. The specific start-up time is waiting for notice. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!
18. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city. The prize is RMB 1,. Please take * * * * to any bank to get it. Password: Don't move. Happy April Fool's Day!
19. When the wolf comes, the pigsty is a mess. Mother pig arranges: Big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are meaty, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!
21. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen exercise according to this method; If not, it proves that you are superman! Happy April Fool's Day!
22. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious one, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge it!
23. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You're right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!
24. I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He was so stupid that when people asked him any questions, he just shook his head or answeredno. Have you heard this story? Happy April Fool's Day!
25. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dressing the as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: Swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes! Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!
26. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on. Men who remain monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than half a year and less than three years, and will be fined heavily. Hope to comply with it! Happy April Fool's Day!
27. One day, we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was shocked and muttered to myself: That's really clever!
28. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How come... ! Tears can't stop flowing, and there is an unknown pain, you damn onion!
29. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose, and when it is 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!
3. I feel that I have known you for so long. You are particularly, extremely, extremely rare, and unusually stupid, and you are so cute. Hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!
31. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the sea is formed. You said: You fart every time you miss me. That's how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!
32. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it will be in vain if I don't smash you.
33. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it to the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day! Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If the ATM does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to smash the ATM! Happy April Fool's Day!
34. Last night, I had a dream that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: After all, you have had a good time, and even the cesspit smells delicious.
35. Through Deep Observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through Oriental Time and Space, face to face with you, ask for a statement today and tell the truth: I love you, cctv!
36. I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't care about the strength of a famous pig. It is a matter of success or failure for a fool. If you don't believe it, a fool will be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day
37. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Deception
April Fool's Deception Sentence 1. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than that of .1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, selling women, selling rice, selling iron and selling blood, selling houses, selling land and selling wives. Thanks for your cooperation! China Telecom. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a kind of sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Full of memories with uncertain mood, miss you, miss you, want to beat you! Happy April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Deception Sentence 1
One-and-a-half-catty Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old cheating and cheating, four-year-old cheating and stealing, this young man has a promising future, and when he grows up, his IQ is low, knowing that this person is you, he still insists on watching it to the end. Admire! Admire!
Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas!
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my fairy brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are-stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!
Your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! So that I can't do anything today, I can only tease you ... Happy April Fool's Day! Cry, silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now, you should remember, the
April Fool's Day Deception 2
notice that pigs will be slaughtered when they grow to a certain weight: April Fool's Day is coming, and all the sentences you received on April 1st are false, with exactly the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: you are a handsome and handsome public lover with a beautiful face and a beautiful figure!
Time is really wonderful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please hold your other hand above your head to block the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!
You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostate inflammation. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!
Call you an idiot, you still know how to read, call you an idiot, you still know how to get angry, call you an idiot, you still know how to answer sentences, and call you a log, you still know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day! The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U and the director is I! Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Deception Sentence 3
1. God knew you were thirsty and created water, God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn't have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knew that there was no fool in the world and created you by the way.
2. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! Such an insult! I'm so sorry about the pig!
3. When the Tang Priest took his three disciples for a short rest, Tang Priest went near Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read sentences!"
4. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above. 5. Last night, I had a dream that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: After all, it was a good time, and even the cesspit smelled delicious. April Fool's Day message in 22 _ April Fool's Day SMS
1. Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing dramatically every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouted: Are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!
3. I've been meaning to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!
4. The weather is getting worse and I am very worried about you. Be covered at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating and eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me for being bad, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
5. Happy April Fool's Day to you, no matter whether you are going to be fooled or being fooled today! Only once a year, whether the whole or the whole is a happy moment of ordinary days!
6. A drop of water is small in the ocean and great in the desert; The red-crowned crane is small in the crane group and great in the chicken group; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. I am a lonely tree. I have stood by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting for loneliness, just because one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I don't smash you, it will be in vain.
8. shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you to listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.
9. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!
1. The blessing message in "Zhu" says that "Fool" is not stupid but hides great wisdom. How many stupid birds does "People" see? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, "Fast" is happy, and "Le" enjoys a happy little joke!
11. If you were a comet, I would see you every night. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you every night; It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only buy tickets to see you in the zoo! Happy April Fool's Day!
12. Be especially careful today, be careful when you walk and talk, be careful when you invite friends, distinguish between true and false promises, and be careful in everything to avoid being taken as happy. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!
13. Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as a glacier, you have a convincing connotation, and you have a cool personality, so we respectfully call you Mei Chuan Inner Cool! Happy April Fool's Day!
14, April Fool's Day, three obedience and four virtues: starting from the nearest, starting from the closest relationship, starting from the best temper; Classmates can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased, and lovers can be entertained.
15. I ran into you, and I was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: whose dog is nobody's business?
16. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy. It's actually good to be a pig!
17. April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April fool's day is not only cheating, but also greeting; April Fool's Day is not only fun, but also sincere; On April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish you progress when you are stupid.
18. When April Fool's Day arrives, you should avoid acquaintances, hang on to beautiful women, be polite to your boss, protect yourself from friends and smile at your family.