It's not right to say that he's worried. He's just afraid of Guan Hongyu, a good man. Ice should be afraid of fire. It's not too cold, but an ice cream at best. It's normal to be afraid. Such a hot person is baked as soon as I get close.
He went to pick Guan Hongyu up from prison. Guan Hongyu came out of the bald door, wearing the suit he pretended to be when he went in, and lost a little weight. It was probably not long before he had a regular haircut. His head was green and he was so ugly when he walked in the crowd. Guan Hongyu was still smiling, and just got on the bus and collapsed in his seat. "Oh, I felt my heart settled when I saw you, and I really wanted to sleep. Last night, I kept thinking that I could finally come out, and my heart was so loud that I couldn't sleep."
Guan Hongfeng's cold sweat and tears will not flow. He adjusted his seat to let Guan Hongyu sleep first, and then called him when he got home. As a result, before he finished speaking, he found that Guan Hongyu was resting on his seat belt and began to doze off. His expression was very stable.
Guan Hongyu cares more about the fashion than he does. He always says that the pattern of his boxers is so sad. I still remember that in high school, Guan Hongyu was retaliated by senior students. He cut off a piece of hair and shaved off an eyebrow. He stood still and went to settle accounts one by one a few days later, directly abolishing the whole heaven with one stick. At that time, Guan Hongfeng actually started to shave their heads, but he was merciful. The man shaved into a light bulb and the woman just shaved into a inch plate.
The school leader was furious. According to Guan Hongyu's retelling, I thought my brother was the coolest in the school at that time, because he coldly reasoned with the principal in our place, and I would fight for it at any cost. Since then, everyone in the school has learned that none of Guan Jia's brothers is a fuel-efficient lamp, and bullying any one of them can make you feel the violence on campus immediately.
Guan Hongyu was crying and cutting his hair at that time, as if his uncle had really died. The next day, his eyes were swollen like those goldfish with swollen eyes, and the reform-through-labor head was ugly. Guan Hongfeng knew that he loved boasting about his good looks and was afraid of his depression. He went to the barber's shop and asked the master to cut the same hairstyle. When he got home, Guan Hongfeng laughed and rolled on the ground. Guan Hongfeng was embarrassed and only said that he was determined to study hard to cut his hair.
The countdown to the traffic lights is particularly long. Guan Hongfeng turned the head of the unlucky child a little to prevent him from twisting his neck. When he looked closely, he found that the ear holes in his earlobe had all grown up, leaving only a very shallow mark.
He touched his ear. His ear pierced in summer seems to be inflamed again, and it hurts when touched. Guan Hongfeng wanted to shed tears, so as not to cause traffic accidents, he held back.
Guan Hongyu continued to stay at Guan Hongfeng's house under the pretext of raising his hair. The good name is that it is easier to make up the delivery price by ordering takeout for two people every day, but in fact, he can order enough for three people and give a children's meal. Those little takeaway brothers are not bad. They don't want change every time after they get familiar with each other. Guan Hongyu has completely eliminated the heavy shadow of selling murderers.
Zhou Xun was particularly bad. After finally hearing about what Xiao Zhou had confessed to Guan Hongyu, he deliberately took her to Guan Hongfeng's house to send warm greetings from his comrades like spring, so that Xiao Zhou could see if the middle-aged man who was a sloppy reform-through-labor leader at home could make people disillusioned. Unfortunately, Xiao Zhou learned one trick and two styles from Guan Hongfeng, and saw that his boss was going to be bad. When people got off the bus, they immediately drove around to eat spicy crayfish with Wang.
As a result, Zhou Xun suffered a crazy shock alone.
as soon as I opened the door, there were two faces that didn't make much difference. I told him to fuck you and say hello.
what's even more frightening is that everyone has shaved off that simple buzz cut. Guan Hongfeng is a bad son, and Guan Hongyu is small-minded, deliberately speaking in the same tone. When Zhou Xun called the wrong name, Guan Hongyu took a tissue ball and hit him once.
"No, my uncle, why did you get the same ugly thing ... baldheaded? You don't have any strange plans to do again, do you? Ah? "
"No, I just think Hongyu is in a bad mood. I think he must have been angry when he saw my hair, so he cut it."
The reason is very good and idiotic. Guan Hongyu was obviously shocked by the answer. When peeling paper-skinned walnuts, he threw the nuts into the trash can, stuffed the shells into his mouth, and chewed and swallowed them.
"Then how did you get your head that linearly increased by at least five centimeters at work every day?"
Guan Hongfeng took away all the walnuts, so as not to make Guan Hongyu mentally retarded by eating the shells. "You can buy three wigs at a 5% discount. One wig is cut, and the other two will rotate every three days. How do you become a policeman? You can't read your hair. "
Zhou Xun was so angry that he almost fainted.
The old uncle who is about to be promoted is still a competent old uncle. "Women's eyes are too poisonous. If you see that your hair is fake, will you think that you have hair loss and kidney deficiency?"
Guan Hongyu, who was eating melon seeds, jumped up when she heard this. "Love makes her dislike! My brother, Guan Hongfeng, arrested the bad guys and sent them to Hong Kong from Tianjin Port. He won the prize three times around the world, and he was proud, upright, witty and personable. The police legend says that criminals are nemesis, and we have eight million police academy boys to remember! "
why does this sound so strange? Guan Hongfeng also took away the melon seeds, lest Guan Hongyu get excited and scatter them all over the floor. "How do you know what Zhou Xun is talking about?"
"Ah, Master Xiao Guan, I still have my own way." Guan Hongyu was angry, and there was nothing to chew in his mouth, bulging like a puffer fish. "Guan Hongfeng, did I know about your blind date somewhere else? My own brother is a disgrace."
Guan Hongfeng looked at Zhou Xun's broken face in one second and began to make quick eye contact.
I remember you talking about entertaining some leaders' families?
That's really a family member. Director Hao's whole family says they like you very much, and they look smart and blessed.
Zhou Xun, do you know why Xiaoming's grandfather lived so long? He never meddled.
Damn it, you are a baiwenhang. I'm afraid you'll really kill all the peach blossoms and die alone. I'll find you a quality girlfriend specially, or you'll spend your life with your brother. !
I would, but he wouldn't. Guan Hongfeng shook his head and remembered that he had been chased by many strange girls, crying and cursing. He knew how much debt Guan Hongyu owed, and his age span was not small. He wondered if someone was touching porcelain.
"You don't even ask me, do you know how elusive a woman's mind is? It's more difficult than a criminal investigation class. In a few minutes, you are hung up with a magical spit. Jun said that I met a soul-stirring man on a blind date today, and I suspect that he is frigid."
"Guan Hongyu, what websites do you visit all day?" Guan Hongfeng frowned.
Seeing that his brother didn't catch the point at all, Guan Hongyu inexplicably took up a burst of anger. "Anyway, it's not a pornographic website! I am going to the Internet cafe on the yellow net! " As soon as he cut, he slammed the door with a loud bang.
"whose name is registered to go to the internet cafe?"
"Guan Hongfeng! Signing for more than two years has been smooth! " The voice locked in the bedroom is extremely gloating.
This kind of atmosphere and this kind of dialogue are more like a studio with children at home. Zhou Xun was really shocked. "Are you all like this at home?"
Guan Hongfeng nodded.
Zhou patrolled happily. "It seems that you still have many years of experience in caring for children in Laoguan. It's really an IKEA! I have too much confidence in you, and the matchmaker is sure! " Guan Hongfeng's WeChat turned a dollar red envelope to let him go quickly.
Seeing that his brother didn't want to get to the point at all, Guan Hongyu got angry inexplicably. "Anyway, it's not a pornographic website! I am going to the Internet cafe on the yellow net! " As soon as he cut, he slammed the door with a loud bang.
"whose name did you register when you went to the internet cafe?"
"Guan Hongfeng! Signing for more than two years has been smooth! " The voice locked in the bedroom is extremely gloating.
This kind of atmosphere and this kind of dialogue are more like a studio with children at home. Zhou Xun was really shocked. "Are you all like this at home?"
Guan Hongfeng nodded.
Zhou Xun said happily, "It seems that you still have many years of experience in taking care of children in Laoguan, and you are still a rebellious child. It's really a suitable room for IKEA! I have too much confidence in you, and the matchmaker's profit is mine! " Guan Hongfeng's WeChat turned a dollar red envelope to let him go quickly.
Guan Hongyu has really grown up, and he is not as easy to coax as before. These days, he is even more awkward. Take-out orders for Guan Hongfeng are marked with the words "Don't use chili pepper for oily noodles, and don't use barbecued pork for barbecued pork noodles". Guan Hongfeng sighed and felt that his shaved melon skin was shaved in vain.
EQ is not so good. At least IQ is being saved. Guan Hongfeng finally understands what his younger brother has been acting strangely all day recently.
"Hongyu, I don't regard you as an outsider. I didn't know about blind date at first."
"Hey, I knew it was Zhou Xun who was in trouble." Guan Hongyu finally lit up his eyes and put two big chicken wings on his brother. "Are you going on a blind date?"
"I was just going to ask you what I'm going to wear."
Guan Hongyu immediately took the chicken wings back to his bowl.
Guan Hongfeng thinks his brother has really grown up, so it's so difficult to coax him. Before, he said that he would not tell him or ask him about his experience, but now he is angry when he asks.
"What are you angry about?" He softened his tone. Guan Hongyu's mouth was full of chicken, while chewing, his mouth pursed to the sky, blinking at him and scolding him with his eyes, but he didn't know what Guan Hongyu was scolding.
"Brother, you are not such a casual person, how can you find a sister-in-law for me so casually ..."
Guan Hongfeng grilled rice and deeply felt like a father who wanted to find a stepmother in a reorganized family. "You may not be able to be husband and wife, but maybe we can make friends in the future?"
"blind date is too inefficient for you, and if you want to find a wife, you must be able to take care of you. You said that if you are dark and afraid, who can carry you back when you faint? You also need to find someone who can fight in case someone comes to you for revenge at any time, and someone who can drink will help you stop drinking. You need a smart person with a flexible head to have the same language as you; You don't talk much, so you won't hold back all day long if you find something interesting, and you see that your supernumerary consultant is extremely poor. Who else is so hard-working and ready to be scolded by you now? "
I am quite difficult to serve. Guan Hongfeng thought about it exploringly.
"I know!" Someone began to smile.
Then I'd better go to a better nursing home after earning money seriously and find a kind care worker.
Guan Hongyu doesn't even know if his brother did it on purpose. "Didn't you think that there really are such kind and excellent people around you?" None? "
Guan Hongfeng suddenly laughed. "I thought a romantic like you would tell me that finding a partner doesn't need anything, but the most important thing is to love each other. I didn't expect you to list a lot of requirements."
there are many things you didn't expect, and you don't know how to read minds. GuanHongYu frustrated, no mood to continue.
In the end, Guan Hongyu randomly selected several sets of clothes for Guan Hongfeng, including a red sweater with a green jacket, a purple scarf with a black coat, a white shirt and blue pants.
Guan Hongfeng felt sorry for his brother. Maybe he was locked in prison for a long time, and his eyes were out of order, so he couldn't help making him Lycium barbarum and American ginseng tea.
Guan Hongfeng, your uncle! I've never been so wronged in my life!
Guan Hongyu used the most exquisite cross-dressing technique and tracking skills in his life, and successfully sat at the oblique back of the table of Guan Hongfeng and Hao Tian, pretending to start making tea and listening carefully to what was going on there.
Hao Tian. I don't think so. My brother likes spicy or not.
I saw the girl with a plain little jasper gesticulating on Guan Hongfeng's face and snapping her fingers. Guan Hongyu squinted and thought that this was fortune-telling. Why do so many people know these things these days? Isn't Scientific Outlook on Development the teacher at school? As a result, I turned to look again and saw that Guan Hongfeng, a science-based people's policeman, was still smiling happily.
I'm so angry. I'm talking nonsense. Who wouldn't say something nice? Those are all things that harm people's talents! Then Guan Hongyu began to use his mobile phone to check heavenly stems and earthly branches's horoscope on the Internet.
As a result, the next second, what the man took out of his pocket turned out to be a butterfly spring knife. She took the knife and stuck it straight at Guan Hongfeng's head.
Guan Hongyu's physical reaction is faster than that of her brain. She immediately twisted the girl's hand with a knife. When she got started, she knew that the girl had never practiced. When she knocked, her knees went soft. She frantically shouted that Guan Hongfeng had killed her boyfriend and she wanted revenge.
Guan Hongfeng uses his hand in a reflective way, and the ejected blade is scratched on his arm. He is afraid of the cold, and he hasn't taken off his thick coat yet. The wound is wrapped in it and he has been bleeding until the cotton that flies out turns red.
"call the police, call the police! Call an ambulance! " Guan Hongyu's wig is not skillful, the button is too loose, and his bald head is exposed with his broken voice and swearing. Everyone doesn't know what to do at this moment. In desperation, I wanted to cut my sleeve with the knife on the ground, and Guan Hongfeng told me not to pollute the evidence.
Guan Hongyu was in tears, as if the wound was one meter long. He felt that Guan Hongfeng was really an iceman. At this time, there was no special reaction, but he felt that the blood was hot.
"Don't be afraid, it's not particularly painful." GuanHongFeng fingertips cold, but just looked at GuanHongYu smiled.
This man can really talk nonsense. Guan Hongyu feels that he is looked down upon. He has observed all kinds of tricks of Guan Hongfeng for so long, but he still can't understand the truth and falsehood.
"Brother, I think you are really, really unlucky." It's just that a relative can encounter this kind of shit, and he has to open a stitch in his hand and sew six or seven stitches. I don't know if there is any scar in the future. Guan Hongyu's fingers itch. He really wants to smoke, but there is a sign on the ambulance that says smoking is forbidden.
"Zhou Xun looked at my face and said it was ok. I had my ear pierced and my life was broken. Every year, there was a bloody disaster. He told me to stay in the police force to ward off evil spirits." Guan Hongfeng's injury has been bandaged, so now he is sitting and waiting for the police car to send it to make a record.
"He's really good. He'll come with his mouth full of lies to keep you here."
Guan Hongfeng asked Guan Hongyu to squat down and carefully helped him bring the wig up. Guan Hongyu cheated and leaned his head directly on his brother's arms, smelling the disinfectant and blood smell on his nose.
what should I do? Will there be a scar? Guan Hongyu sniffed and looked at the wrapped arm.
A few more scars are really ugly, and there are wrinkles on my face. I guess I really can't talk about someone.
come on, you just don't like others for so many years, and your heart can't hold worldly affairs.
"No, I think you are still quite vulgar."
Guan Hongyu paused, but didn't know how to answer it. "If there is no object, there is no object. You still have me, and I will definitely not leave you." He didn't move, his voice muffled in his clothes. "I'm your best brother."
He suddenly felt a little uneasy. He was afraid that Guan Hongfeng would misunderstand something, and he hoped that he would misunderstand something. He also hoped that he could fall into this misunderstanding. "Why do I feel that you have been ... strange recently, and you are too gentle with me?"
Guan Hongfeng really laughed out loud this time. His injured hand hit the corner of the car and hissed, scaring Guan Hongyu to bounce.
"Because I have seriously thought about the people around me who can support me, who can quarrel and fight, who can speak cross talk and investigate cases. There are several people, but I prefer only ..."
Guan Hongyu covered his brother's mouth and his face and ears flushed. "No! You are so cunning that you have to get ahead of me! "
so what do you want? Guan Hongfeng scolded him with his eyes.
"Let's find it tonight.