1. Go ahead and show off slowly. Who doesn’t know you? I’ll make you famous this time.
2. Say I’m jealous of you, you bastard, wipe the shit out of your eyes
3. Don’t you think those people who hate you are particularly suitable for making love action movies? ?
4. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly.
5. You have joined the Beggar Clan and are very well dressed.
6. It’s okay if you don’t speak. Once you speak, I will have an illusion. Is it because I’m hallucinating or because your IQ is ridiculous?
7. Tens of thousands of Red Army soldiers crossed the Yangtze River. The Red Army did not think your mother was dirty. Tens of thousands of Red Army soldiers took out their guns and stabbed your mother until she was watery!
8. Some people always think that they are reusable bags, and they just pack them every day.
9. How wasteful is it to have you? If the soil does not sprout seedlings, the seeds are bad.
10. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level!
11. Do you think people won’t recognize you as a bear if you paint your eyes with two black circles?
12. Don’t say you are a tomboy, and don’t think you are a cute girl. In fact, you are just a green tea bitch!
13. I advise you to stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around on the street.
14. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.
15. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, another woman will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!
16. Small among the crowd, great in the pigsty!
17. Do you know the method that allows me to vomit the accumulated food out of my stomach in one second? That's your miserable face!
18. If you don’t even know the obvious answer, your IQ was eaten by a dog!
19. Calling you a scum is a disservice to other scum.
20. Wear low-cut clothes and leopard prints all day long. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.
21. You are a lustful eunuch but no courage, I will make you walk around in pain.
22. You are the most shocking and failure in the history of human creation!
23. I kicked you to pieces and smashed your Galaha. I beat you until your head was covered with melon seeds and you were scratched. If you fought back, you had to squat on the fence and fight back. You have to say modestly with tears flowing down your cheeks, and you have to be se! Are you confused? ! ! !
24. I can’t help but see an unseemly-looking bacteria walking in front of me.
25. The person burning incense may not be a monk, it may also be a panda.
26. To judge a person’s quality, you have to look at who he is with. I saw that pig abandoning you with disdain.
27. Some things are just a piece of shit. Why do they always say that they are the same color as gold?
28. It doesn’t matter if a person is ugly, don’t look for it.
29. I looked at your face. It was a face with a huge coefficient of friction, which made me experience that long-ago era immersively.
30. The other party scolds you: (all kinds of curse words), reply, are you introducing yourself?
31. Your Jurassic era has long passed. If you still miss it, then you can go back.
32. It’s really hard to talk to a single-celled person like you.
33. That’s all you have! Aren't you looking for death by lighting a lantern in the toilet?
34. Unpleasant curse words: irritating, indigestion.
35. Starting tomorrow, the city will decide to get rid of all the mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No need to say thank you!
36. Are you a little tired now? That's right, comfort is reserved for the dead.
37. You said you wear white clothes and pretend to be a ghost in broad daylight? Do you still think you are the little dragon girl?
38. The highest level of buffet eating: support the wall to enter and support the wall to exit.
39. Hold on for five seconds. Wow, monitor, you are so awesome. I have prepared an impotence medal for you.
40. Your mother has an eye, which is my stronghold. She walks three times a day and walks like a tiger leaping!
41. Your grandma is a bitch. She wears her bitch on her face every day, as if she is afraid that others will not know that you are bitch.
42. When I hold you in my hand, you are like a cup. When I let go, you are like glass particles.
43. You just came to the human world from the eighteenth level of hell, met Brother Chun, and was stepped back by Brother Chun, right?
44. There is nothing sadder than the thought that you are still alive.
45. There are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life today!
46. Look at you, who is almost 60 years old and you are still dancing the samba very well. You are still more suitable for yangko. I know you are not good at it.
47. If you are pretending, you will be invincible; if you are pretending, ninjas will be invincible!
48. You have worked quietly in the film industry for many years, and only you know the bitterness of it best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have been nominated for this year's Golden Bird Award: Best Animal Star!
49. Who has never been young? Have you ever been old?
50. You have only been able to count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven since you were a child. You forgetful thing.
51. Your deformed face looks like a three-dimensional rectangle, with edges and corners. Are you a man or a woman? Judging from your silence, you must be a shemale!
52. I didn’t know what cerebral twitching or spinal cord spasm looked like before, but now I know it when I see you.
53. All the food you waste will block your way to heaven.
54. If you reason with him, he will act like a hooligan with you; if you act like a rogue, he will reason with you. Please tell me, who is he?
55. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.
56. You idiot, if you don’t have the ability, don’t brag about it. If you don’t have the ability, don’t embarrass yourself here.
57. Sister in front, I’m sorry, you are a bit big. , blocking my mobile phone signal.
58. Look at your greasy body. Don’t you want to vomit just looking at it every day?
59. Get out of here, keep getting out...
60. Don’t you think you are trying to please me like a clown now?
61. When I see your sultry face, I know that you must have had too much to drink!
62. When I see you, I think of the Bull Demon King.
63. You are skinnier than a cucumber and have less than three ounces of meat. Your skin is thicker than a city wall and cannot be penetrated by cannonballs.
64. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don’t CAOTM, they won’t know that you are their father.
65. Stop pretending. It is easy to see through a dog pretending to be a person in front of people. How embarrassing it will be then!
66. Don’t show off your tail wagging when you see the owner, as if you are afraid that others will not know that you are a dog with an owner.
67. Don’t think that exquisite makeup can cover up your rough connotation; don’t think that gorgeous clothes can improve your vulgar knowledge.
68. The cat will probably sigh when he sees the sly eyebrows and mouse eyes. I won’t eat such an ugly mouse if it’s given to me.
69. Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again. If I see you, I will definitely kill you!
70. We all evolved from apes, and you degenerated from apes.
71. Your mother forced you not to look at you. You know my Pengpeng, so I can’t do anything to you. Dare I ask, who are you to him?
72. Your mother must have adjusted it to a random state when she gave birth to you.
73. Do you know what you are? Don't be embarrassed here.
74. What kind of English should you learn? Look at which of the members of the Standing Committee of the Nine National Congress graduated with an English major. There is no future in learning English.
75. You shameless beast, stay away from me. I am not on the same level as a beast like you.
76. Remember to spray perfume when you go out in the morning, so as not to let out the smell of your accumulated stool overnight!
77. According to the eight-character summary, your life can only be described in eight characters: absurd in life and useless in death.
78. Don’t use your **** face to be pretentious with me here.
79. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your vagina? ……oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your a** go?
80. Don’t think that just because you wear glasses and paint your nails, you can act in a fairy tale in the city. You are not qualified yet.