A: Dear leader, B: Dear comrade-in-arms: Good evening! Today, we will perform cross talk with you.
B: Please forgive me for my limited level. First, let me introduce myself. Because I know a lot, I know astronomy above, geography below, ancient and modern >; I know everything outside, chess, calligraphy and painting, so my comrades call me Wei Baitong from Erlian. Look at him, like this. He is five big and three thick, dark and his neck is a little crooked. Is this my image? You compare me to a big star. Look at him, all of you. Does he look like an educated man? Look at me, my strong body. Handsome appearance, handsome appearance, extraordinary bearing, and most importantly, I sing very well. So based on these points, everyone calls me King Mao. A: Come, come ... King Mao, please sign for me. B: You're welcome. You're welcome to answer: flatter him a few words and he won't find the north. Look at this. It's as thin as a telephone pole. With this squint, I have a full face of youth bean, and I still insist that I am more handsome than Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung and Chow Yun Fat. I just gave him some sunshine, and he was rotten. If I give him a smiling face, he will definitely regard it as love. I wonder what people call him behind his back. B: Call me what? A: Captain Sparrow. Fuck you, you are a real snorer. A: Let's cut the crap. Everybody say something that everyone is interested in, and be serious. B: Didn't you bring good news to everyone? A: Not good news, but a lot of good news. B: then don't you dare say. All right, I'll tell you something. After the promulgation and implementation of the new military service law, you can become a volunteer and find a plane two years later. It is said that 97 models will be issued. Everyone is very happy to hear this. You are Wei. You really know a lot, but everyone already knows these things. Tell the truth. How much "this" can you take out every month? Your eyes glow green at the mention of money. B: Not either. Why don't we start a market economy now? Everything depends on money. A: As a member of the PLA, isn't it vulgar to talk about money? If it's for money, which one of us is going to be a soldier and dedicate our youth, it's better to run a business at home, engage in self-employment and earn a lot of money, don't you think? B: I can't see that you are a comrade with high ideological consciousness. I really want to learn from you. A: Isn't this all the result of military education? B: Didn't you really want to leave before? Why do you want to stay now? What do you know? The army is so good, why would I want to leave! It's called Red Star. Get ready with both hands. Oh, I didn't see it. I really don't see it, young man. It's so exciting. A: Have you heard from our comrades that we don't compare with Fu Quan, we don't know that there is a gap of five kilometers, we don't know that we compare with Chen Xiangming, we don't know that our work is very negative, we don't know that we compare with Xie Gao, and we don't know that we are very white! There are so many people that we even want to stay. My quality is not good, but I have only one advantage. Stop it, I know this advantage of you. Yes, you know me well. I used to have no confidence in myself. B: What's so good about the army? (Singing) "I don't know when being a soldier will end, but I know there is no freedom in the barracks." A: Stop ... Spring is killing me. B: It's you who will die. Whenever I think about it, I want to sing. Tell me what is good about this army. Five kilometers a day, this man is too tired to lower his standards. Along the way, he talked about Marx. Answer: Your comrades' ideological awareness is low. He probably doesn't want to make progress. If you don't run five kilometers, you can get up physically, have a low standard and be in the forefront of housekeeping skills. If he doesn't shout one, two, one, one, two, one, one, how can he learn from Marx with neat steps? What kind of socialism is this? Our army is just a standardization. B: according to you, isn't this unit quite good? A: Not very good, but very good! B: Are you afraid to stay?
A: I'm afraid. What am I afraid of? B: Big splayed feet, walking in line is not afraid of others laughing at you! You see Yang Baihua and Xu Yanbing are not afraid. What am I afraid of? They are more harmful than me! So you don't want to go home? No, the company is my home. Your friend, don't you want to? A: All comrades in the army are my good friends! B: what if I can't stay at the end of the year? What would you do? A: I am a brick of the revolution. I can move it anywhere I need it. Ouch ... I think your brick is too big. If I have to move it, I can't. Even if we ask our lecturer to move it, he may not be able to move it. A: I won't talk about the big truth, but I can still tell you the small truth casually in a moment. B: Then you can do whatever you want. A: We are doing our duty as soldiers, and we are talking about hard work and dedication. The company trained us, educated us, made us learn knowledge, improved our quality and learned skills. Even if we go back to the local area, we are still useful. As long as you are in the army now, you must work with peace of mind, stand on your post, do your job well, cherish every day of the army and make more contributions to the company's construction. Only in this way can we be worthy of ourselves, the cultivation of the company and the company. Worthy of this green military uniform! Besides, soldiers must obey orders, the command of the audience, give the organization a red heart, and obey the arrangement of the organization. This is the real soldier. Yes, well said. We salute the real soldiers!