Humorous riddle

The riddle originated from the ancient folk in China, and it has evolved for thousands of years. It is a cultural product created by the collective wisdom of the ancient working people in China. The following are the complete works of humorous riddles I have compiled for you, hoping to help you.

1. A woman has been divorced for 30 times. What's the word to describe it? -Answer: The former Volkswagen has given up.

2, African women's breasts (hit a country)-answer: Bosnia and Herzegovina

3, a little black dog, take a bite at a step (guess stationery) original-answer: scissors

Lions, tigers, mules and deer are walking in the desert. Who is thirsty? -Answer: Deer thirst (see)

5. What will make the people above happy and the people below excited? -Answer: Concert

6, an injection (commonly used three words)-answer: a thorn in the flesh

7. Type a factory term broadly-A: Designated factory.

8, looks like pork chops, and there are many western food (a tableware)-answer: fork.

9. anxious to return (type a common word)-Answer: Quick response.

10, never know how to rest (by a title)-Answer: Director General

1 1, 1 Everyone can add and subtract. Everyone worked hard (typing two words)-answer: sitting on a pole

12, a man holding three knives tried to chop at the sun (hit a place name)-answer: Kunlun (Yue+Man+Bi+Bi = Kunlun)

13, Gu Yue, guess a word-answer: Hu.

14, how to get on the rickshaw (type clutch)-answer: people are dragging.

15, looks not very handsome, singing is also quite awkward (give a software name)-answer: cool dog.

16, the new hairstyle is not satisfactory (to use an idiom)-answer: outrageous.

17, all grass (name a flower)-answer: plum blossom (no flowers)

18, the peak is just around the corner (a Chinese and western language)-answer: high myopia

19, the horse has a quick temper (playing an artistic performance)-answer: the eyes are fast.

20. Castle Peak blocks water (to use an idiom)-A: Eyebrow refers to the order and state of things. The situation of metaphor things is not clear.

2 1, a child surnamed Yang always likes to cry, and his mother complains that his father has given the child a bad name. Do you know what this is? Answer: Yang Cong.

22. Second brother's voice (make a star)-Answer: Athena Chu (pig's voice)

23, flat-chested pig man (hit a historical figure)-answer: Princess Taiping

24. A man peed (hit a writer)-Answer: Qiong Yao.

25, release the horse expert (a title)-answer: priest

26. Master's words (in one Chinese language)-Answer: Chinese.

27. What can one hand do (type a popular novel)-answer: cover the sky (because of "absolute monarch")

28. When there is fire, it will glow, and when there is water, it will get dirty (guess a word)-Answer: insects (candles, turbid) and the army (brilliant, turbid).

29, the smallest cup and the largest cup of underwear (a foodie)-answer: ad calcium milk

30, the second child of twins (a name)-answer: epigenetic (the name of the older generation to the younger generation)

3 1, ah, your mother (playing a song title)-answer: dreaming of going back to my hometown.

32. What are the absolute similarities between husband and wife's life? -Answer: Get married on the same day

33. No smoking (Chinese and Western languages)-Answer: Breathing stops.

34, pouting in the sun (playing an idiom)-answer: as blind as a bat.

35. People who walk the red carpet (making movies)-Answer: Big shot.

36. A person wears the wrong top hat with two mouths (hitting a popular person)-Answer: Ha Wen.

37. I am dressed in white and flying around the sea. I like to make friends with ships. My main food is fish. (Hit an animal)-Answer: Seagull.

38. In the exam, all Xiaoguang copied Xiaoming. Why did Xiao Ming get a zero in Xiaoguang's exam after getting a hundred points? Answer: He even copied Xiao Ming's name.

39. You are as ignorant as a sow (playing a star)-Answer: Chris Lee.

40. My bike (guess the characters in the TV series the legendary swordsman)-Answer: Ren Woxing.

4 1, what is invisible but can be touched, in case it is not touched, it will scare people? -Answer: Pulse

42. Where did Jesus come from? -Answer: Heaven

43. What cloth has no color? -Answer: Waterfalls

44. Where is the higher the price of goods, the happier the guests are? -Answer: Pawnshop.

45, don't shake, steady and shoot again. Answer: Don't get angry easily.

46, blind ugly (play a dairy brand)-answer: Mengniu

47. When you win the first prize, your bones are fragile (name a food)-answer: the champion is fragile.

48. It has nothing to do with RMB (playing TV series)-Answer: "It has nothing to do with money"

49. Chris Lee was dumped by her boyfriend (hit an economist)-Answer: Lang Xianping.

50. What kind of cloth in the world is not afraid of fire? -Answer: Waterfalls

5 1, two wells with the same depth. Jump, waist deep. (a commodity)-answer: pants

52. Housewives buy side dishes (to use an idiom-A: picky.

53, chicken shit (hit a fruit)-answer: guava

54. The imperial concubine is drunk (name a food)-Answer: Yuhuan Crisp.

55. The seedlings in the field eat hot pot in the sun (hit a star)-answer: He Jiong (homonym of "He")

56. He lived in a dark corner, dressed in a sauce-colored robe and a black iron hat, and fought bravely. (Hit an animal)-Answer: Cricket.