Y: I've come to congratulate you.
Guo: Where does happiness come from?
Y: Stop pretending! It's already spread on the internet. Say you have a new baby! Congratulations! Congratulations!
Guo: Shh! Family planning people don't know yet!
Y: What's the name of your second child?
Guo: That's what I'm worried about! Brother Qian, you have a degree. You give advice to employees.
Y: Have you seen it?
Guo: Yes, except that the five elements are short of water, everything else is fine. I'm thinking of calling it "Simon, Simon", and I will make up for the shortage of water once and for all. what do you think?
Y: never!
Guo:?
Y: According to your idea, you can make up for anything that is missing. Lack of water is called Guo, and lack of wood is called Guo Sensen. That millionaire in Hong Kong must come to see you!
Guo: What do you want to see me about? I'm too handsome to be the best man!
Y: think again. According to you, what does the bride lack?
Guo: Guo ... (handwritten "Jing"), yo! It's really inappropriate Thank you for your warning! Then give me an idea. What's the correct name?
Generally speaking, the names of two brothers must be related. For example, Li Ka-shing, the richest man in Hong Kong, has his eldest son named Li Zeju and his second son named Li Zekai.
Guo: It sounds like two brothers.
Y: Lee Shau Kee, the god of Hong Kong stocks, has Li Jiajie as his eldest son and Li Ka-shing as his second.
Guo: Wait a minute! As far as I know, Li Ka-shing and Lee Shau Kee are of the same age. How can Lee Shau Kee's son be Li Ka-shing? Teacher Yu, you are mistaken!
Y: You only know one, but you don't know the other. People have the same pronunciation, but different words. Lee Shau Kee's son.
A "home" is the home of the family; Mr Li Ka-shing's Jia is a reward.
Guo: Well, that's interesting! Then my son's name is Guo Taiming. what do you think? Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Y: You haven't been charged for three days, and you feel bad again.
Guo: Just kidding. Seriously, what do you think is the name of our second child?
Y: Your boss's name is Guo Qilin.
Guo: Yes! Kirin is a legendary ancient beast, which combines a dragon head, antlers, lion's eyes, tiger's back, bear's waist, snake scales, horseshoes and pig's tail. It is an auspicious treasure!
Y: good name! Then your penis must have a corresponding name.
Guo: It is equivalent to Kirin. What's its name?
Y: How about "brave"? It is also an ancient beast, gathering wealth!
Guo: Oh, how to collect the money?
Y: I live on gold and silver, and I only eat and don't pull, so I gather wealth.
Guo: Do you want to eat? You just gave birth to a son without skin and eyes! I almost fell for it!
Y: ok! All right! All right! I don't care what your son's name is But we really need to think about how to get rich. You can't go on like this! You haven't given me your year-end bonus last year!
Guo: (singing) Don't mention the past again. ...
Y: Let me tell you something. Why are you singing this song? If you really understand that dolphin sound, you can do it!
Guo: That reminds me! The two of us stood on the stage and chatted all night, saying that we were hoarse and could not earn three melons and two dates. People called twice like dolphins to get this number! We want this, too.
Y: dolphin sound? Can you do it?
Guo: Dolphins ... well, it's a bit difficult. Does the sea donkey sound okay? I'm good at this!
Y: A sea donkey? Are there donkeys in the sea?
Guo: Donkeys are barking everywhere. When they fall into the sea, they scream louder at most.
Y: cough! Who pays to listen to the donkey?
Guo: Does the sea donkey sound bad? Then let's play some popular and popular songs. That's also a lot of money. Emil Wakin Chau sold tens of thousands of tickets in the gymnasium. I hate my itchy teeth. Do you think I can sell tens of thousands of tickets if I have more?
Y: You think you are China football! By the way, whose songs do you know?
Guo: I like Jacky Cheung's (singing) "I want to kiss you goodbye ..."
Y: Are you still thinking about the play tonight?
Guo: You hate it! You are vulgar! We are for art! Is a very noble thing!
Y: I didn't say you were vulgar, but according to gossip, all three washboards in your house broke down overnight.
Guo: It's absolutely a rumor! I used to make an application report in advance! Whether to approve it or not is another matter.
Y: This is ... no doubt.
Guo: You are disgusting! Let's get down to business here. You always talk about those useless things. Where were we just now?
Who did you kiss goodbye to?
Guo: Bah! Talk about pop songs! I think we can't pick up other people's wisdom. What do you think can make something new?
Y: What do you think? Now many tightrope walkers are interested in your growth history. If you don't sing the history of growth, you will definitely sell it!
Guo: Hey! That's a good idea! Let me see. After so many years, looking back, kindergarten is still relatively easy to mix. Let's start with kindergarten!
Y: Did you have anything unforgettable when you were in kindergarten?
Guo: (singing) A girl named. ...
Y: You are so young! Are you still in touch?
Guo: You said it was a provocation! I can't tell you whether I have contact or not.
Y: You should go to primary school when you graduate from kindergarten.
Guo: (singing) "She always leaves her phone number ..."
Y: This is lovelorn. When you enter middle school, you may get into trouble.
Guo: (singing) Wowotou in his hand. ...
Y: I just said it and went in.
Guo: Who went in! That is, the food in the school cafeteria is terrible!
Y: What happened?
Guo: I stopped watching it later! Who can stand eating steamed bread every day!
Y: After dropping out of school, you began to learn crosstalk from your teacher.
Guo: (singing) Fish that swim around all day. ...
Y: like a duck to water. Later, I met Shine Wong.
Guo: (singing) An eighteen-year-old girl is a flower. ...
Y: It's stuck in cow dung. What happened afterwards?
Guo: (singing) Sweet honey …
Y: After I got married, I traveled to Beijing.
Guo: (singing) Broken shoes, broken hats, and ...
Y: it's bad enough. Finally, I am alone.
Guo: (singing) Kaifeng has Qingtian. ...
Y: My lawsuit is over.