Let’s first take a look at a dialogue between Stephen Chow and his old partner Ng Mang-tat in the movie (this is based on the impression of watching the movie, which may not be very accurate):
Su Qier, played by Stephen Chow (this character later became a beggar, but was originally a rich kid) is fighting with someone, and his general father (Ng Mang-tat) arrives with his bodyguards.
Ng Mang-tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I'm the one bullying others!" Ng Mang-tat: "Does his family have money and status, and is he qualified enough for you to bully him? "...
Stephen Chow: "Dad, I want to go to Beijing to take the martial arts exam." Wu Mengda (excitedly): "Son! Our Suchahar family has been waiting for this sentence for 20 years. ! Stephen Chow: "Wrong, I am doing it for a woman. " Wu Mengda: "Okay! Die for a girl, die for a girl, take the exam for a top scholar! hero! May I ask whose girl it is? " Stephen Chow: "Miss Rushuang from Yihongyuan. " Wu Mengda: "Huh? ! prostitute? ! ! " Stephen Chow: "What's wrong? " Ng Meng Tat: "You dare to love what others don't dare to love, your taste is unique, dad, I admire you! ”
A: It’s been ten years. It’s been ten years. I thought the country had forgotten me.
B: How could it be? Even if it’s just a pair of underwear, a pair of Toilet paper has its uses.
Sorry, director. Well... depending on the background and personality of the character, I want to be more naughty in terms of rhythm when I act. But it's a bit contradictory, what do you think?
It's really disappointing. From the sound of your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. From your appearance, you can tell that you have no connotation.
Boss wife: You gave birth to a son without an asshole, your father sells assholes, you have a rotten asshole, you like to eat chicken assholes, and you have no business. Are you here to trouble me?
Bao Longxing: You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, protruding ears, a big mouth, old Qiang teeth, a wick neck, high and low shoulders, and long and short hands. , chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would commit suicide long ago!
Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.
Bohu, Don't be so awesome, okay? The worst case scenario is that if I gamble again, I'll let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape me every night until I'm completely naked and crumbling. Is that okay?
Destiny? It's really unfair. Why do I have to lose my hair when I'm so handsome, but you guys don't lose your hair when you're so ugly?
Oh, I'm familiar with you. If you talk like this, I can sue you for slander. Ha!
Save me! Change your image and pursue your promising career as a bandit!
I am a Western samurai after all! If you ask me to kiss you, then my image will be completely ruined!
You chased me for three days and three nights, and I didn’t kill you because you were a woman. Don’t think I’m afraid! I've killed you!
Look at your character, you are so sneaky and disheveled, how can you come out with me to wander the world?
I just woke up? , I stopped by to study with a teacher after having nothing to do outside. You suddenly mentioned to me about getting married... I haven’t brushed my teeth yet.
Who said I was just cross-eyed? Why do you want to focus on one point to change my past view of things? Are you trying to steal my seat by spreading rumors?
Is Zixia an exclamation mark or a period in your mind? Is your head full of questions?
I can’t stand you! You’re so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a god, can you please stop sexually harassing me?
In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now that there is Zixia Fairy, he may be a little taller than me.
It’s just because you are a burden that he will be a little taller than me!
(Wukong wants to eat me. It’s just an idea. It has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don’t you wait until he eats me? According to evidence, it’s not too late to convict him!)
(Oh, the size of that diamond ring is too bad, it’s heavy at the front, wide at the left, and narrow at the right. He felt very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he couldn’t sleep all night. , it will hurt me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of the diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship. The price is fair and you are honest, let me introduce you to make another one! )
Wow! Brother, you put on this makeup and say you are Sun Wukong? Can you show some professionalism? You see, those hairs are all split, and it looks like there are two rice cakes on the head. It costs a lot of money to go out and make a living! What are you looking at? Your makeup is disgusting! I said the same thing when you were angry with me!
In fact, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, and improves the content of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Jing Koo. !
Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible. With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the neighborhood lover and the soul of the Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Prince Egg Tower.
Is this true? ! What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, who is both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry!
Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk.
Do you think I can’t find you if I hide? It's no use! An outstanding man like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark no matter where he is. Your melancholy eyes, faint chirping, miraculous knife skills, and glass of Dry Martine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is such a wonderful thing, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's overnight stay. Don't you need to pay if you ask a woman?
It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and maintain good behavior, and it is also my personal interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week, and I do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.
Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is just and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. My admiration for the emperor, It's like the endless flow of the river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control
His martial arts skills are called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!
But this way, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. If you are an emotionally defective person, even if you It is useless to have him forever.
Crying) Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die. Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have been affectionate and righteous to me, and you have shown sincerity to me. But now I haven't even given you a full meal. I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!
Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years, and we have been teaching and raising you as if we were our own flesh and blood. I never expected that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift!