Look at your stupid look, just stay well.
Brother, don’t just look at your teeth, the door is open!
My sister is so sharp that I can kill you with one look
Look at you, I wish I could kick you to Africa
Mom Said: The word "lady" is very different from mine
The hottest is a furnace, the coldest is a morgue
A lover is calcium, a wife is food, three meals a day , Occasionally take calcium supplements
If you don’t fall in love anymore, you will almost have no friends.
Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of vixens
Don’t even think about teaching pigs to sing, otherwise they will be unhappy
Searching for her in Baidu, Looking back suddenly, she still looked down upon me.
Whether you die or not, I will be here, sitting and waiting for you to die.
Don’t curse someone when you can! Once you curse someone, curse them to death.
Your ideals are very full, but the reality is very skinny.
I have two dreams in my life: one, to always dream, and two, never wake up.
Gemini has a dual personality, and Pisces has a dual animal personality.
Boss, please have a big bowl of meat noodles instead of big meat.
Those who always say that others are pretending, you are not even pretending.
People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.
I am a Buddhist, please do not seduce, otherwise the Lord Buddha will not spare you.
Spending money is as fast as lightning, and making money is like Shu Road, which is difficult to reach the sky.
People are full of knowledge, but I am full of cramps.
Times are changing, scum are appearing, why can’t talents be seen?
Going to school every day makes me even more worried, and the teacher’s lectures are meaningless
Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people
Women are made of water, and they will be lacking in the future. Water is looking for women.
This world is so unreasonable! It's okay, as long as you have geography.
After suffering so much sadness, let’s have a bottle of happiness at least!
As far as I know: Love bacteria are growing in the human body.
Give me a little grievance, and I will cry until the world ends.
I am a traditional person, so I support men having three wives and four concubines.
Love is like a ghost. Many people believe in it but few encounter it.
My banknotes are always wet because he always cries so much when I give him money.
It is best not to use a photo of yourself as the avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to be offline.
I decided to gain weight so that I would have the strength to bear the pain you caused me.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are new people.
Make decisions with a pat on your head and make promises with a pat on your chest. Sometimes you need to pat your butt and leave.
Tights, skinny shorts, a small bag and a figure-eight walk.
The saddest thing is not that you live and I die, but that the bus is coming and I am still crossing the road. When I arrive, he is gone
The salary comparison guy thought about it and said, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore
In modern society, wearing high heels is like walking on stilts
Don’t talk with your eyes closed, people who don’t know will think it’s a scam corpse.
Waiter, I'm sorry, this restaurant is in trouble.
Your head was kicked into the door by a donkey and squeezed.
Hitting is affection, scolding is love, if affection is not enough, kicking is enough
Always treat yourself as a grandson, because the whole world is your uncle.
Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.
Don’t be infatuated with me, he is just a low-key otaku with a bit of sharpness
I sold my love letter for two yuan and found out that this is cheap love
< p> People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed.Half of my life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad luck.
You think you are redundant, but in fact, you are really redundant
The spirit is used to collapse, and the personality is used to split
If life is just Just like when we first met, it seems like the Milky Way has fallen into the sky
After you confessed to me last time, I was sick for several days. Please don’t scare me anymore.
We should learn from Tuzki and squint our eyes when nothing happens and look down on the world.
If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you also tolerate my pretense?
The teacher said that if you don’t want to study, just lie on the table and pretend to be dead.
People who say good night and go to bed are often still there half an hour later.
I am easily seduced by women. If you don’t believe me, here are some beautiful love quotes that I have spent my whole life chasing, just for the smile of a beauty.
I am not necessarily lonely, not necessarily sad, nor am I necessarily lonely. You must have cried. You and she may not be happy, not necessarily rare, and not necessarily waiting for you.
I have had a sworn enemy since I was a child, calling other people’s children, he only studies and never plays games
If you don’t leave, God will teach you, you will spend your whole life chasing her, just for the beauty’s smile!
One night you left - one day you came - - one moment I understood - some kind of my love
Live a happy life with a casual attitude.
On the lonely street, I am lonely, drinking cold beer, thinking about you who is cold.
A woman's heart is like a glass bottle filled with water. It is obviously full, but it seems like there is nothing.
I think I'm crazy, missing you so much.
I said to my mother: You are so happy. The best man in the world married you. Mom said: You are happier because the best woman in the world is married to your dad
The best hardship is thinking about you and crying and the best happiness is loving you until death
In fact, you are what I think about day and night, and I will never forget you.
For you, should I fight tooth and nail to keep you or should I let you go freely?
Giving up properly is an elegant turn in life!
╭ In life, some people go from strangers to familiar ones, then to very close friends, and finally to strangers.
When you were wholeheartedly for me, I didn’t care. Now you don’t care about me, but I care about you.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, maybe I’m not good enough.
The beginning and the end are just the two ends of a line segment. There is a beginning and an end.
Everyone talks about dreams. If the apple tree is the opposite of reality, then I hope I don’t dream about the legendary "girl" waiting for me to wake up.
The wind blows up the tourist shirt, making people feel confused. The autumn wind blows away tears, and Chang'an is full of lovesickness
Why should I believe that you told me that I miss you? Why should I believe that you will treat me forever? And in the end
Why do you think you have become better recently, so how can I say break up?
Longing explains the distance of the moon; fairy tales tell the ending of the moon
You can love and tear your heart out, or you can just leave
Some smiles come at the expense of hurting yourself.
The promises you made were like "I'll rub you" and they never came true.
It’s so boring. Are you thinking about me from far away? When winter is coming, you suddenly break up with me
I always have the habit of opening the button and scrolling down among my friends until I see Until your gray avatar is still there. Torture yourself every day. .
After seeing through others, you are the only one who is miserable.
I am going crazy with my patience.
{Who is it} With you, sister will never be lonely again
The highest state of love is to withstand the ordinary passing years.
If you can’t afford to love, don’t love; if you can’t afford to lose, don’t give.
Don’t say it, but you still miss me, that will amplify the last bit of loneliness in my heart. Classic funny quotes and laugh it off
1. I only have this heart, you look at the pain Bar.
2. If you eat too much eggs, they will naturally become bland.
3. I shaved my head just to make you smile at me!
4. Those who can’t lose weight are always in trouble, and those who can’t gain weight are confident.
5. In this life, people are just wandering between getting and not getting.
6. The hot water bottle is out of temperature and can be recharged. But if a person's heart is cold, how can it be warmed up?
7. If you can’t make her smile, don’t touch some smiling faces
8. I have been secretly in love with you for two years, watching you walking hand in hand with other girls, and still smiling at me , My heart hurts so much
9. I hope that the story between you and me will never end from the beginning... But that can only come true in dreams!
10. When autumn comes on September 8th, I will kill all the flowers after they bloom. The incense formation soaring into the sky penetrates Chang'an, and the whole city is covered with golden armor.
11. What I miss is the urge to fight landlords even after the lights are turned off...
12. Some people will keep fighting for what they want, but they will not care about it after they get it. .
13. I can’t see your sweetness because I don’t wear contact lenses
14. The most painful thing in the world is that scumbags sit next to me every day, but I have to endure it. Don't beat him...
15. If you encounter a snake in the wild, don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
16. I like to wear slippers, because I can take them off at any time if I see someone I don’t like, slap them, and put them back on in style.
17. Use the landlord’s toothbrush to clean the toilet when you are depressed
18. I hate you but also love you. Hate is the value of love and does not need to be explained.
19. After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid I’ll beat you up several times every day.
20. Mom said that people who are too sensible will definitely miss things that go astray. Opportunities, and the beauty that mistakes bring along the way.
21. There are some things that we cannot control, so we have to control ourselves.
22. When I was a child, I used red-hot tongs to scald bugs, scald them once, then remove them, and scald them again until they were charred.
23. A hypocritical person will always be more successful than a sincere person.
24. Sometimes, no one believes you when you tell the truth, but people believe you when you tell lies.
25. That night I was drunk and pulled your feet and put them on the fire. Burn.
26. If you bully me, I will not kill you, but I will kill you instantly
27. I tell you that I look after the house and you are with her. I just have no imagination.
28. If you want to elope with me, you have to be brave
29. Without physical friction, there will be no spark of love.
30. The cool thing about Xinwen Network is that you can still watch a piece of news completely even if you keep changing channels.
31. Love is obtained by cheating, and feelings are obtained by sleeping.
32. God gave me a task, asking me to take a snail for a walk.
33. Don’t mess with animals that bleed once a month but don’t die.
34. Smiling can cause acne at the corners of your mouth.
35. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ!
36. I planted a pimple on my face when I was a child, but when I grew up, I got a pimple on my face.
37. Is the world too hypocritical, or am I too naive!
38. The person who is most sincere to you in this world is a liar, because he is the only one who sincerely lies to you. When you smile, I become happy
Between lovers, one day without seeing you is usually like three autumns apart, because the relationship between you and me is one that has been forgotten in the world, so not seeing you for many days is like seeing you again. Nothing but normal things. But unfortunately, when I see you again, I fall. When I don’t see you, I struggle. When I see you again, I fall again. This happens again and again. Over time, my emotions are like a line that keeps spinning outwards. With you as the center, the spiral gets bigger and bigger. , the more it spins, the wider it becomes... This just proves what Mr. Wang Xiaobo said: It turns out that the process of my love for you was completed in separation.
The time I spend seeing you is far less than the time I spend parting with you, so the time I spend loving you is far more than the time I spend looking at you. This is my pain, but it is also my happiness. Because lovers who love each other always have to worry that the relationship between them is getting thinner and thinner, but I can be happy that I love you more and more each time.
How long will I love you? I have no idea. I don’t know how big and wide this spiral will turn! Will I be the one who betrays his promise? I don’t know either! People come and go, clouds roll and relax, I don’t know where you and I will be together tomorrow! But when I still love you, I will love you well, cherish every smile of yours, like every word of yours, understand every look in your eyes, and be grateful to everyone who treats you well.
So what if I don’t know? I know that I have loved well, and you know that you have been loved fiercely. This in itself is a great happiness, isn't it? It is the truth to say that I don’t know how long I can love you; but it is also the truth that I will love you until the last second that I want to love you.
I still want to steal the words of Mr. Xiaobo: You are so cute, so cute. As soon as you come, I am determined to live a serious life, not carelessly, even if it takes a lot of effort, even if I go Sacrifice. Saying stupid things won't solve the problem. I know why I need love. You also know why, right? I love, love well, and you should do the same. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, because you are the one who is loved. You make me happy when you smile, you know? I just love your heartless smile. When you smile, I am happy.