Give me a funny composition with a score of 0 in the college entrance examination! ! !

The title of the composition of the college entrance examination is this: A climber was caught in a snowstorm on his way, and he knew that if he could not find shelter, he would die. He walked and walked, and suddenly he met a stiff thing under his feet. He opened the snow and saw that it was a frozen man. He thought, should I save him or move on? On second thought, he decided to save the man. So he took off his gloves and began to give a full-body massage to the frozen people. After some efforts, he finally woke up. So, the two helped out the snow. Perhaps everyone may not be able to meet such a life-and-death choice, but we will also face some choices related to touching our hearts in life. In this case, how should we choose? Why did you make such a choice? Please write a composition on the topic of "Choice of the Mind", the scope of which shall not exceed this content: 1, self-defined, self-selected style, self-defined topic, no less than 800 words, and no plagiarism. The choice of mind (the content of this article, like the content of the proposition, is pure fiction, and if there is similarity, it is absolutely accidental). The north wind blows ~ ~ snow in the wind ~ ~ snow in the wind ~ ~ spring is coming ~ ~ (excerpt from white-haired girl). I struggled to stumble down the wrong road and looked up. In the cold snowstorm, I vaguely saw the marshmallow-like peak in front of me, which was exposed. My heart secretly scolded, ya, the most annoying thing is climbing mountains, not to mention climbing mountains in this weather. Usually, I will lie in bed listening to pop songs in this weather, but today. . . Alas, today is the day of the college entrance examination. In order to get into a good university, build our motherland, and repay the kindness of the party (I have been used to it since I was a child), of course, the most important thing is not to be laid off like my parents, and go out to sell breakfast every day before dawn to make a living. I was painfully thrown into this barren land by proposition experts. They also told me that if I didn't look for it quickly in this weather. I'm really scared. The wind is blowing, making my ears numb, just like the invigilator passing by. The teacher's eyes are as cold and terrible as the weather on this mountain today. . . You can't think too much, and you won't have enough time to hand in your paper. I was walking when I met a stiff thing at my feet. I'm delirious. It is often said that it is easy to find treasures and antiques in remote places. If so, I will dig them up and go home. I won't take the exam like a disgusting ignorant person. My parents don't have to get up early and live in the dark. I don't have to set up stalls all day to hide from bandits in the city like a thief. My mother doesn't have to beg bandits anymore, begging them not to knock over my messy stall and throw the stove in. Dad doesn't have to go to the hospital to take cold medicine, and he doesn't have to ask the doctor if he can cross out tonics that have nothing to do with colds. . . We are rich, ha. . . Thought of here, I can't help laughing. I quickly squatted down, my stiff body, pulled open the snow. It turned out to be a frozen man. "Hey, it turned out to be a fool." I'm not depressed. When the dream of falling pie in the sky was shattered like soap bubbles, I felt cold again. At this time, the invigilator bypassed my back and stood 1 min for 28 seconds. . . I was so angry that I stood up and kicked the man. "Yeah ~ ~ ~" Shit, he's not dead yet. Stimulated by my heavy feet, the man snorted instinctively. It turned out to be alive. I muttered and squatted down, thinking: Should I save him or move on? If I save him, we may all freeze to death, because I can't get him out of here in this weather, and I'm not sure myself. If I don't find a place to hide quickly, I may end up like this dead man. . . I didn't wake him. I piled a huge snow bag next to him. When I was climbing the mountain, my daughter-in-law gave me a red Chinese-style chest covering to press on it, and I kept it in my arms. If I find a rescue team, I will call someone to save him. . . I took another look at the dying man and stood up. . . Just as I was about to run for my life, I saw the invigilator standing in front of the podium with sharp eyes, as if telling me that if I ended the article like this, my composition would definitely fail. . . I am timid. My parents want me to have a decent job in the future. I also hope that one day I can go out to high-end nightclubs, drive a public car, hug Xiaomi, have meetings during the day, drink tea, eat at night, get a red envelope and go home to sleep when I have time. . . And all this needs a good background. I don't have a rich and powerful father, and I don't blame him, so I must be literate and literate. . . Then you must enter the university first. . . For scores, I ... . I squatted down again, held my daughter-in-law's Chinese-style chest covering in my arms again, and then brewed the feelings of the working people. I grabbed the man's shoulder with both hands and shook it vigorously: "Comrades, Comrades, wake up ~ ~" The man was still awake. I saw that this was impossible, and I immediately took off my gloves (voiceover: which grandson wrote me like this? I'm freezing to death, and I have to take off my gloves? ), began to give the man a massage, in fact, when I was a child, I heard my father say that people should not massage immediately when they are frozen, but should first wipe their bodies with snow water and then hold them in their arms, otherwise the body will rot immediately after massage. . . But I don't care so much. Anyway, it's just advice from an uneducated expert. If you don't do it, I'll touch that man. He finally woke up and opened his eyes with difficulty. I smiled: "Comrade, you are awake, are you all right? Don't worry, I am party member, I have studied Theory of Three Represents Theory, and I will definitely get you out. " His eyes sparkled when he heard these words. I can find an organization ~ ~ ~ "I was moved by his words and said," Comrade, take a rest first, and don't thank me. In fact, I can have today, thanks to the good education of the party for many years, and I can't do without the concern of the leaders and the trust of the organization. "The man showed great admiration for my noble character. He struggled to take out a piece of paper from his pocket and read aloud according to the paper: "I am grateful to the party and the people for their concern for me. Someone saved me under such harsh conditions, which shows that the party has not abandoned me or forgotten me. I will definitely work harder after I go back, and strive hard to build China into socialism with China characteristics, so as to repay the kindness of the party and the country. . 。” "That's enough! "I can't stand the cold, and I have to listen to my grandson's nagging. If I hadn't got high marks, I would have taken the trouble to talk to you about mushrooms and looked at him strangely. I realized my gaffe and quickly corrected it and said, "Comrade, stop learning. I feel a little sun in my heart now, not to mention how warm it is, but you see, it's getting dark, so I'd better hurry, and the leader is waiting for us. " .。 Oh, "the man got up quickly, and I helped him forward. . . The snowstorm suddenly subsided and the sun came out. I seem to see a flag at the other end of the marshmallow-like mountain, which is clearly the glory of the party and is guiding us home. . . We hobbled along. . . . Ok, the teacher reminded me that there are still three minutes to hand in the paper, so it's time for me to hand it in. . . Through this activity, I deeply realized that only by studying Marxism-Leninism and Mao Zedong Thought and arming myself with the theory of "Theory of Three Represents" can we become young people in the new era. . .