For the first time, Guo angrily smashed Tongfu store and told the owner to get out of here.
Ruthless person
Outside Tongfu Inn
Boss Tong: Lao Xing, you can't leave ... @ # $&; %
Xing Catcher: I'm on official business, and I care about the people. ..
I'm on official business, I care about the people ... I ... I 。
Boss Tong: Listen to the amount. ...
Captain Xing: Don't say anything. Water under the bridge.
Boss Tong: Don't go. ..
Head catcher Xing: I have to go.
Child shopkeeper: You go, and I will die for you.
Xing Catcher: Why bother you?
Child shopkeeper: It's not bitter .. Those who can't keep your heart will keep you.
Xing Catcher: What if people can't stay?
Boss Tong: Then please settle last month's drinks (grin) and serve with an abacus.
Relay Scholar-Beckham-Big Mouth-Laobai-Tong shopkeeper
Tong shopkeeper: Fenjiu 727856
Head catcher Xing: Boss Tong, boss Tong .. We have to figure something out.
Child shopkeeper: Eh, why is it unreasonable?
Head catcher Xing: (viciously) The male and female are so loud. The whole Qixia town is full of fear. I can't protect your family all the time.
Child shopkeeper: That's right.
Xing Catcher: That's right (laughs).
Tong shopkeeper: Fenjiu 727856
Xing Catcher: Ok, ok, are you finished? That's almost enough.
Manager Tong: Sorry, the amount is wrong.
Xing Shoutou: (laughing again) Do you know what's going on?
Boss Tong: Wrong, my daughter's 72 cents red wine is 828864796 13, and it costs five yuan.
Head catcher Xing: (ferocious) ferocious ~!
Everyone is soft. . .
Manager Tong: Where is it?
Xing Catcher: Both male and female evil spirits fall in love with the house. . .
Right there. Right there. . Here we are. . Here it is. . . . that . . . . !
Child shopkeeper: I still can't see it.
Head catcher Xing: Don't look. They are all wearing pajamas.
Boss Tong: Ah .. Then why did you see it?
Xing Shoutou: (Seriously) Feeling. ..
(ferocious) The thief escaped ~ ~ and killed ~ ~ Ya Ya. .
The thorn slipped and disappeared.
Boss Tong: Have a meeting.
Everyone in the inn is sitting around.
Boss Tong: Recently, the wind in the town is very tight and the law and order is very poor. If a stranger asks about the people and things in our Tongfu Inn, don't expose them.
Big mouth scholar: (shaking his head quickly) No, no.
Laobai: (seriously) Nothing. As far as you two are concerned, if you are afraid, you must say nothing. Listen to the shopkeeper and be strict.
Mouth: Right, right, right, right.
Scholar (nodding)
Boss Tong: What do you think these two monsters are doing in our town?
Laobai: Are you talking about evil spirits?
In the night, two black shadows flashed across the street and climbed onto the roof.
Scholar's mouth: What is it?
Beckham: Just a man and a woman.
Tong shopkeeper: Don't you want to die? Nonsense again
Laobai: (seriously waving his hand) Two little thieves won't hate it ~ I remember the time when I wandered in the Jianghu. .
Suddenly there was the sound of broken tiles outside the house.
Laobai: Oh, my God. . . .
The crowd scattered, and Laobai hugged Beckham and hid him under the table. Only the shopkeeper Tong sat alone.
Guo: Meow ~ ~ ~ (in a low voice) Please, can't you hurry up?
Maid: I didn't mean to say that. Besides, we are not thieves. Why don't we take the right path instead of the right path?
Guo: This is called Jianghu.
Maid: (discontentedly) You always talk about Jianghu. What is Jianghu?
Guo: Jianghu is Jianghu.
Meow ~ ~ ~ ~
They looked around in fear.
Boss Tong: A cat scared you like this ~ ~ Come out, come out, don't pout.
Beckham: Let me go. . Let me go! Let me go!
Laobai: (clutching Beckham's mouth in horror) Danger, danger. .
Beckham: Don't let me bite.
Laobai: God, manned, look at your sister-in-law. . Oh, honey. .
Beckham: If my brother were alive, he would have cut the sword earlier, hmm ~
Child shopkeeper: Oh, what are you talking about? This is a big deal.
Beckham: Sister-in-law, just say I won't talk about him.
Child shopkeeper: Lao Bai ......
on the roof
Maid: Miss, I haven't slept well for many days. What if you didn't carry the luggage?
Guo: (slightly angry) Don't be a hero if you are afraid of suffering.
Maid: (discontentedly) I didn't want to be a hero.
Guo: Then what are you doing out? ..
Maid: Guo Furong ~!
Guo: (indefensible) Ok, ok, even if I cheated you out, wouldn't it be all right, Xiaoqing ~ So we have gained a lot along the way?
Maid: What did you buy?
Guo: (smug) Didn't we save the bride in Zuojiazhuang?
Maid: (laughs) I didn't ask you to save her.
Guo: Don't ask. Didn't you see how sad she was crying? If she cried like this before she got married, wouldn't it be ruined if she really married all her life?
Everyone in the room is sitting around.
Boss Tong: Aunt Zhao of Zuojiazhuang is so nice, but she is a little ugly and finally married. Tears welled up in her eyes with excitement.
Laobai: The crying evil spirits of men and women descended from the sky and gave the groom a beating.
Whip that we are doing justice for heaven.
Boss Tong: Since then, the groom has never appeared again. Miss Zhao cries every day until her eyes are almost blind.
Bill Wu
Guo: The little beggar in Shilipu will be burned alive by the old scoundrel if we don't make a move.
In the house.
Laobai: Dr. Xue from Shilipu is really nice. That day he was treating beggars and cupping them.
Boss Tong: Just lit the fire, evil spirits of both sexes descended from the sky, punching and kicking, saying that we were doing justice for heaven.
Laobai: After their trip, Dr. Shen Xue became seriously ill and was locked up from then on, and never saw anyone again.
Bill Wu
Guo: And the Xiliang River. If we are late, everyone on board will be killed by river thieves.
Maid: Miss, how do you know it's a river thief?
Guo: Have you ever seen a ferryman take no money?
In the house.
Boss Tong: Grandpa Ge on Xiliang River is really a good man. As long as he doesn't fish, he will go to the ferry to send people across the river for free. He just loaded a boat full of men and women from the sky that day, punched and kicked him and said. ..
Mouth: For heaven ...?
Boss Tong: You sank the boat after you repaired the road.
Laobai: If you want to cross the river after that, you have to walk another 50 miles.
Boss Tong: It's not over yet .. The vendor in Balizhuang and the Orion in Heifengling. ..
Laobai: Baishiqiao locksmith, woodcutter in Gong Wei village.
Tong shopkeeper: As long as he is a good man, he will be born to die. .
Bill Wu
Guo: Isn't it enough to win so many battles?
Maid: but, miss, after all the good things we have done, why don't we even say thank you?
Guo: We don't want this.
Maid: What painting?
Guo: Let me put it this way. Before people introduced me, I always said this was Guo Juxia's daughter.
Maid: Yes.
Guo: I hope someone will introduce him in the future and say that this is Guo's father.
(Both laugh)
Xiaoguo: Shh ~ ~
Maid: What's next?
Guo: Step on the gas. Under our feet is a real black shop.
Maid: How do you know?
Guo: Have you ever seen an inn without lights in front?
In the house.
Laobai: The more you talk, the scarier it gets. Why don't we light lanterns at the door, shopkeeper?
Shopkeeper Tong: No, I didn't light the lamp just to give them the illusion that there was no one in our store or to scare them. This is a black shop.
Bill Wu
Guo: Second, which inn have you seen with so much blood in front of it?
Maid: What about chicken blood?
Guo: If it is chicken blood, what about chicken feathers (Conan's signature role)?
In the house.
The scholar took out a feather duster.
Scholar: Boss, I made this myself and left it for your self-defense.
Children's shopkeeper: It is rare for a good scholar to have the heart to keep mosquito repellent for himself.
Bill Wu
Guo: Third, which inn have you seen with so many vacant rooms?
In the house.
Laobai: If we go on like this, we will all be scared to death if we don't starve to death.
Bill Wu
Guo: If we don't do it, we may add a few more lives.
Maid: Miss, what are we waiting for?
Guo: Then I'll go down to collect evidence first, and then catch the whole gang.
Maid: Hey, what should I do?
Guo: Wait for my news.
Attendant: Miss (handing the bag) be careful.
Guo: Xiaoqing, wait for my name to go down in history.
In the house.
Laobai: You said they wouldn't really come to you.
Boss Tong: Come as soon as you come. It's also destiny takes a hand (crying). If anything happens to me, please help me take care of David Beckham.
Beckham: (crying) Sister-in-law.
The shopkeeper hugged Beckham's big mouth and hugged the old white scholar. When he can't find anyone, he can only hold himself.
Suddenly someone knocked at the door.
Guo: Hello?
Laobai: No ~! Oh, my God, what should we do?
Boss Tong: It's time to test you in the exhibition hall.
Pass the feather duster to Laobai.
Laobai: Why is this stupid thing me?
Boss Tong: Because we haven't been in Jianghu, we don't have as much Jianghu experience as you. Don't be afraid. All the people are here.
They sent Lao Bai to the door.
Laobai: Who is it?
Guo: I
Laobai: Who am I?
Guo: I know who you are. Open the door.
Laobai: God, he doesn't know who I am.
Boss Tong: Just say we are closed.
Laobai: Tong Xiangyu said we were closed.
Guo: Who is Tong Xiangyu?
Laobai: We are manned. . Oh, my God, my God, I missed it.
K: Stay one night and leave.
Mouth: Just say there are no vacancies.
Laobai: Li Dazui said there were no vacancies.
Guo: Who is Li Dazui?
Laobai: The cook who cooks is not very good at cooking. . Oh, my God, Mouth, I missed it.
Guo: A regular store will do. I'll pay double the price.
Scholar: Just say it's not about money.
Laobai: Lv Xiucai said it's not about money.
Guo: What do you do?
Laobai: an acid scholar who accounts. . Oh, my God. . Let it slip away.
Guo: Fifty taels.
Beckham: Didn't you just tell her? It's not the price.
Laobai: Mo Xiaobei just said that, didn't he? It's not about money.
Guo: Who is it?
Laobai: It's our manned sister-in-law. In other words, our shopkeeper is her sister-in-law.
Guo: Who are you after talking for a long time?
Everyone: (loudly) His surname is Bai Zhantang, and he is a dead waiter.
Laobai: I have done nothing wrong.
Guo: What I gave was not silver, but gold.
Child shopkeeper: (firmly) That's settled (forcing a smile) Guest officer, please go in.
Everyone urged: Oh, manned, manned. .
Boss Tong: It's gold. . .
The shopkeeper opened the door and looked at Guo timidly.
Child shopkeeper: Are you alone?
Guo: Yes, what's the problem?
Boss Tong: No problem. Hehe (later laughing and snickering at everyone) I said no, sir. Please close the exhibition hall upstairs.
Laobai: (whispering to Beckham) When your sister-in-law died, she became greedy.
Jasmine music played Guo in the crowd's gaze, and the shopkeeper went upstairs, and the scholar's eyes were ambiguous.
Manager Tang: Please.
Two people entered the house.
Child shopkeeper: Where did it come from?
Guo: It's the office.
Boss Tong: Where are you going?
Guo: Go to that place.
Tong shopkeeper: What's your name?
Xiao Guo: Your surname is Guo.
Boss Tong: My name is Tong. You can call me Yu Xiang. Just forget it．
Guo: Tong, the shopkeeper walks slowly and can't walk far.
Child shopkeeper: You don't need to send the money, just go.
Mm-hmm. Goodbye.
Guo is thinking alone in the room.
Guo: If it is a black shop, there will be a mechanism to find a mechanism to connect it with the pot ~ ~
Guo ing ... the shopkeeper pulled Lao Bai into the corner. ...
Laobai: What are you doing? Let people see how bad the influence is.
Shopkeeper: I asked if you would go.
Laobai: You let me in. Why did you let me in?
Boss Tong: Don't be afraid that everyone will go.
Laobai pushed the door and entered the room.
Laobai: What are you looking for?
Guo: I'm looking for a nest for you mice.
Can I help you?
Laobai: Nothing.
Guo: (fierce) Go out if you have nothing to do.
Laobai: (laughs) I mainly asked you if you want to take a hot bath, and I'll get you water.
Guo: No.
Laobai: (pointing to the mirror and gesturing for Guo to take a picture) Look. ..
Guo's face is gray in the mirror.
Small fruit: (surprised) a quantity ~ ~
(return to absolute being serious) that also need not ~!
Laobai: (Chuckles) Don't worry, nobody laughs at you.
Guo: What are you laughing at me for?
Laobai: I'm laughing at your weakness. Look at your thin arms and legs. . .
Lao Bai reached out and patted Guo, but he was caught by the backhand.
Laobai: (painful) Oh, my God. . Oh, I didn't expect it to be strong.
Guo: (hard) You can go out.
Throw Lao Bai out.
Laobai: Is this your wrong move?
Guo: How do you know?
Laobai: Just say yes or no.
Guo: Don't blame me at this point. . . .
Row. . Mountain Pour the wine. . Sea. . . . . . .
Lao Bai: Ah ~ ~. . . ~~ ...
They walked out of the house and came to the hall.
Laobai: Help! Killed someone!
Lao Bai ran downstairs, Guo followed, and everyone protected Lao Bai.
Boss Tong: Does Guo Gongzi have something to say? What are you doing?
Xiao Guo: (angrily) Do the right thing for heaven ~!
Mouth: (scared) God, why does this sound familiar?
Everyone: evil spirits of men and women ~ ~
(Yan) is a double hero ~!
How did you know?
Beckham: Everyone knows that.
Guo grinned and approached Beckham step by step, and everyone panicked.
Tong shopkeeper: Don't come here. The sea of misery is endless, and it is back to the shore!
Laobai: According to Buddhists, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha. . . !
Big mouth: Buddha, Buddha and Dharma are boundless!
Scholar: Life is He Huan, and death is fearless. . be afraid
Beckham: I'm afraid it will rain tomorrow.
Everyone looked at Beckham: hmm ~ ~ ~?
Beckham: (crying with weak legs) You killed me.
Everybody: Stand up and die with backbone.
Guo: Little girl, why should I kill you? You didn't break the law.
Boss Tong: (Righteously) We didn't break the law either.
Guo: Isn't it illegal to open a black shop?
Laobai: (whispering to Yu Xiang) I told you not to be greedy for money, so it will pay off this time.
Boss Tong: Let's go. What makes you say this is a black shop?
Guo: Why don't you light a lamp in front of a black shop?
Child shopkeeper: it's just to prevent you ~!
K: Not a joint venture. Why did you let me go?
Children's shopkeeper: If it's a black shop, I don't have to guard against you.
Guo: (loudly) What did you say?
Child shopkeeper: Well, it's up to you to get married.
Laobai: No, I swore I would never do it again.
Boss Tong: You can do it without hands or feet.
Laobai: No, then I have to kick it out.
Guo laughed wildly.
Guo: Come and kick here. Just forget it．
Laobai: Don't push me. Do not push me. . .
Xiao Guo: Take it ~!
Sunflower acupuncturist. . . . . .
Xiaoguo was appointed as. .
Mouth: Here. . This is a lamp.
Laobai: It's already ordered.
Beckham's mouth touched up. . .
Mouth: Ah. . This is the evil spirits.
Scholar: Is this a female or a male?
Child shopkeeper: Nonsense, of course, is a man.
Laobai: The woman is still outside.
The crowd circled around Guo, who had settled down.
Mouth: What should we do next?
Boss Tong: Hum, carry it to the backyard, tie it to the mill and deliver it to the yamen early tomorrow morning.
the next day
The maid knocked on the door of the inn.
Boss Tong: Let's make a list.
Don't knock on the post. This is a broken elm door. Please accompany me (open the door)
Maid: Where is my young lady?
Tong shopkeeper: Who is your lady?
Maid: You don't know (goes straight to the backyard)
The scholar stopped the maid.
Maid: A good dog is out of the way.
Scholar: That's a terrible statement. .
The maid beat her up.
Scholar: . . Strong and unyielding. .
Maid: (laughs) Well, tell me if anyone complained last night.
Scholar: But he is a man.
Maid: That's right. That's my woman.
Scholar: So is your young lady a man or a woman?
Maid: When it is not a man or a woman, it is a man or a woman.
The shopkeeper scholar looked at each other.
Maid: Where is she?
Boss Tong: She hasn't been here.
Big mouth invasion
Mouth: manned, that boy was half dead last night. Can you feed him some water?
The shopkeeper sneaked into the post.
Mouth: Why?
Maid: Hum ~ It really is a black shop (striking table)
Boss Tong: What do you want?
Scholar: Wait a minute (standing by the maid to imitate the maid's sword)
Maid scholar: for heaven ~!
Scholar: (standing back to the original position) Do you know who she is?
Mouth: evil spirits!
Child shopkeeper: female column.
The maid knocked over the tables and chairs and drew her sword at the shopkeeper.
Manager Tong: (Shouting) Show Hall saves money ~ ~ ~
Mouth: I'm here, carrying people. . .
Mouth was punched by the maid and broke the handrail of the stairs.
Tong Xiangyu: (sad) Centennial staircase ~ ~ ~
There is a sword in the exhibition hall with Guo Jin on it.
Small fruit: Xiaoqing
Tong shopkeeper: exhibition hall
Maid: Miss, are you all right?
Laobai: Yu Xiang, are you all right?
Guo: First, I won't die for a while.
Child shopkeeper: I was scared to death.
Maid: You let her go.
Laobai: You let her go.
Maid: You first.
Laobai: You play first.
Maid: You let go of our young lady.
Laobai: You let go of our shopkeeper.
Maid: You let go of our hibiscus.
Laobai: You let go of our Yu Xiang.
The scholar rubbed medicine on his big mouth. .
Maid: You let go of our beautiful Guo Furong.
Laobai: You let go of our colorful Tong Xiangyu.
Mouth: Come on, don't challenge. Let our shopkeeper go first.
Maid: Why should I put it down first?
Scholar: Ladies are preferred.
Zi ~ ~ once said. . .
Everybody: Go ~ ~!
Laobai: Why don't I count to three and let everyone go together?
Child shopkeeper maid: agreed!
Laobai: Three, two, one. . .
Child shopkeeper: One. . You must not let them be evil spirits.
Laobai: Is she bisexual now?
Xiaoguo: Affirmation and affirmation.
Children's shopkeeper: What if we let them go and harm the people in the town?
Guo: Who killed the people in this town?
Beggar Xiaomi broke in.
Xiaomi: It's you ~ ~ ~!
Guo: Aren't you a fat beggar in Shilipu?
Xiaomi: God, this is really God's first sight. Both male and female evil spirits were caught (dancing out of the house)
Maid: Why is he like this?
Laobai: It's all your fault, otherwise his rheumatism would have healed long ago.
Guo: What does his illness have to do with us?
Scholar: He is a good coppersmith. Find him out and beat up Dr. Xue.
Guo: (Innocent) I knew it was cupping.
Laobai: I finally got married with Miss Zhao of Zuojiazhuang, and now I have to give the white stone bridge to Grandpa Ge of Xilianghe's family. .
K: That's enough. So the people I saved are blaming me in turn?
Child shopkeeper: It's not just strange, it's disgusting.
Laobai: Now I'm raising money to arrest you two.
Guo looked at the surprised maid.
Guo: How did this happen, Xiaoqing?
Tong manned maid shook her head at the same time.
The old white maid closed her sword and Xiaoguo went into the backyard.
Maid: Miss, where are you going?
Guo: I'm confused and want to be alone for a while.
Guo meditated on the roof late at night.
The shopkeeper took the rice upstairs.
Boss Tong: Hey, have something to eat.
Guo: (guilty) Thank you. I'm not hungry. I just want to be a hero. I didn't expect to bring so much trouble to your shop.
Tong shopkeeper: You know the trouble. Well, what should be your hero?
Guo: Just like my father when he was young, he wandered the Jianghu.
Boss Tong: Everyone wants to be brave, but not everyone can do it.
Guo: Hey, what do you think chivalry should look like?
Boss Tong: What do you mean by taking it apart and making a list?
Guo: Be a man with your tail between your legs.
Child shopkeeper: (giggle) Hehehe, don't be afraid. This clip should be popular.
Guo: What do you mean?
Boss Tong: As long as a person is kind and considerate, he will naturally be welcomed by the streets.
K: Here it is. This, this, that, according to you, anyone can be a hero as long as he has a good heart?
Boss Tong: That's not enough. You should also pay attention to ways and means. If you kill all the rivers and lakes as easily as you do, it will become a blood lake.
Guo: Is it Jianghu if you don't fight or kill?
Boss Tong: Well, I hope you can find the answer yourself (pass the rice to Xiao Guo)
The next morning in the lobby.
Guo and Yahuan walked out of the backyard at the same time.
Guo: Take this bag of money and distribute it to the victims. Then go home.
Maid: What about you?
Guo: I must stay. There must be a saying that we smashed someone else's shop.
The shopkeeper looked at Guo with a bad smile.
Maid: Isn't there money left?
Guo: It has nothing to do with money. I just want to find the answer.
Maid: What's the answer?
Guo: This is too profound for you to understand. Go back and tell my father not to worry. I'll go home when I find the answer.
Maid: Are you sure?
Xiao Guo: Affirmation and affirmation.
Maid: (packing) Say goodbye to you (staring at Laobai). Don't bully our young lady, or tell the master to let him beat you to death.
Laobai: Oh, my sister, I thank her for not bullying me.
Guo sent Xiaoqing out.
K: Be careful on the road.
Guo: (looking at the shopkeeper) Just say hello if you have any trouble.
Child shopkeeper: No hurry, hehe. Before we begin, I'll settle accounts with you.
Guo: Is it necessary?
Boss Tong: Of course. Look, broken furniture, broken stairs, pots and pans, jars.
Guo: Oh, forget it, just make a general statement.
Child shopkeeper: one * * * 48.27 yuan.
Guo: Hum. . It's too cheap.
Child shopkeeper: OK, I'll give you the change. One * * * is 48 Liang.
Guo: No problem. What is my monthly salary?
Child shopkeeper: Two pieces of silver.
K: Oh, that means I'll give it to you. . .
Boss Tong: Forget it. You have to work for 20 years.
Xiaoguo was frightened.
Boss Tong: Don't be afraid (seeing Lao Bai implies that he is blocked at the door). Hehe, twenty years passed quickly.
Xiao Guo: (eagerly) Xiaoqing, wait for me. . .
Sunflower acupuncturist. . . . . . . .
The crowd gathered around.
Shopkeeper: It is also a feature of our store to move her aside to hang clothes and carry washbasins when she is not working.
Everyone smiled and carried Guo to the door.
(Dad ~ Help me)