The shocking thing is that I guess she has figured out how to ask this question. Girls are just tender.
What can't we postpartum women say? No, we are fearless.
Then I couldn't help looking in the mirror. I have to say that postpartum women's ice compress is really unseemly.
But I didn't know much about it before. I really don't know if it has changed or has always been like this.
I'm afraid I have to interrogate the old frame Sihong in private. He often looks at me and they are familiar (not my husband's, yes, this is marriage ~). However, it is normal to change your body shape after giving birth, except for the stomach meat that you can't afford.
Don't sing autumn when there is only one child in front of the TV. What do you mean I didn't? My stomach is flat.
Well, after giving birth to one child, your stomach will be flat, and after giving birth to two, you can't go back.
Now when I meet someone who gave birth to a child, she tells me that it is difficult to abort the baby's stomach. I'll tell her. I really won't If you have two, it's hard to get rid of it.
Postpartum abdomen is so easy to put away but difficult to collect.
After three years of hard work, it is finally a little small, but the skin is wrinkled. When you sit down, it will naturally fold into three layers of meat.
The whole upper body is the chest of drawers of the United States and the Soviet Union. The top two layers are milk and the bottom three layers are belly meat.
But please don't open my drawer. I have no storage function. I'm just crying layer by layer. Speaking of the top two squares (distant eyes)
I don't know if I breastfeed too much or I will, but I lost my upper breast.
Young girls shouldn't know what it's like to leave your breast. To put it simply, milk is always depressed and turns into eight-character milk.
Every time I see them, I feel that they are giving me trouble. Why do you always flatten your mouth?
Auxiliary breasts will be bigger than ordinary breasts. Have you ever seen a country's vice president have more functions than the president?
It's a shame (anger), but I am such a country now. How shameful am I (crying)? Did I mention that nipples get very long (postpartum women are tired of talking about whether the weather exists)
The baby is terrible. His suction will never weaken, and my nipples will be sucked to pieces by my eldest son.
Girls, don't think it's not that you haven't been smoked. You are very resistant to smoking (? ), the baby is not playing with you. He smokes every two or three hours.
Sometimes he sucks his life for an hour, and he simply sleeps with you in his mouth. I remember my second son once dreamed that I was bitten by a crocodile when he was a child. I woke up and found that he was really biting me with something in his mouth (scared to cry).
So we were sucked into the pigment deposit, flat and long.
Did you know that satellite aerial photos can capture the Great Wall of Wan Li and my nipples? The production loss is so great (but there should be no such thing in Sui Tang, so it's my fault). All of the above are obvious injuries after production.
As for * * *, you are not Ouyang Nini or Jolin Tsai, you are always in the air.
Well, even if you are the nickname Nini, you really have to chop in the air all the time, and you won't be seen there when you put on your pants. Is it necessary to care so much?
Spicy (which one? Remember to turn off the light so that only the doctor can see the ice and the door will open. Well, if you really care, then you should practice Kegel in bridge often.
Do you know that many 40-year-old buildings on the market are very shabby in appearance?
But if the decoration is good, everyone will be amazed and full of surprises when they go in.
Do you remember Aunt Susan? For example, it was ten years ago, and I am the aunt! ), ordinary appearance makes her singing more charming, doesn't it?
The deformity of appearance has been caused, so bring joy to everyone with inner brilliance. I think the door is wide open, perhaps to say welcome to the red mommy I sewed.
Postscript:
So I've heard a rumor that after giving birth, it will get longer and hang out to grind to the thigh.
I don't understand why, but many people say that I don't have enough children.
So please leave me a message (who will! )
Having given birth to two children, I feel that I always want to climb over the wall when I put on jeans.
Is it a bad high school student? It has been running away from the campus.
Besides, I pay great attention to other people's stomachs. You can come back if you feel thin, but it is hard to avoid looseness.
It seems that even if the abdomen is flat, it will be embarrassing.
That is to say, Sui Tang must be looking for a surrogate mother (rumor)
Please ask the police to burn her quickly! (no! )
This is OKAPI. Please see the main picture of Li Jie for the crazy placement version. I have said it, but I must say it again. It's that I suspected for a long time that the big root god in the hidden girl is a sketch of my body.
It is strange that I have never been to Studio Ghibli to be painted. How can the eight-character milk be painted so vividly? Come on ~ (waving)