The essay "So Thunderstorm" is funny (short) with 300 words.

Actors:,, Ye,,, Hong,,.

(Yao plays the old man)

Yao: Hello, ladies and friends! My last name is Yao and my first name is Yao Dabao. I'm going to my daughter's house by car today. My daughter is a teacher. I heard that their school is engaged in learning from Lei Feng, and all those children have been sent to learn from Lei Feng.

Yao: Oh, here comes the bus. I have to do it quickly.

The bus came, Yao got on the bus, and no one gave him his seat.

Yao (rushing to the audience): It is this old man who is inconvenient to take the bus and can't stand this sway. Usually, when I get on the bus, someone always tries to give me my seat. I'm afraid I have to stand at my destination today. You said that this newspaper and TV called for learning from Lei Feng every day, but when it was time to learn from Lei Feng, why didn't anyone take part?

Zhao: Grandpa, you must be uncomfortable standing.

Yao (eyes flashing): Alas, there are still some good people. Finally, someone gave his seat to Yao. Hello, young man. Modern society needs a living Lei Feng like you.

Zhao: It's very kind of you to say so, old man. I don't think it's convenient to take a bus standing like this at your age.

Yao: That's right, young man. In my present health, I don't think I can last for a few years. Fortunately, I met you, and finally I don't have to stand.

Zhao: Nothing, nothing. Shouldn't people help each other? I happen to have a clothesline here. Please lift it so as not to fall.

Yao (stupefied, slowly taking the clothesline) Er, really? Thank you, thank you.

(Yao sits down)

Yao (complaining to the audience): I still have to stand for a long time, alas ~

When the bus arrives at the station, Yao gets off and Hu gets on.

Yao: I can finally sit down (walking to my seat, but Hu Xian took it away first).

(At this time, Hong did catch the bus. )

H: Master, wait, I want to get on the bus.

(Hong managed to catch the bus)

H: I finally caught up. Oh, grandpa, how can you stand it at your age? Let me find you a seat.

Yao: Hello, young man.

Hong (rushing to Hu): "This old lady looks familiar! Have you forgotten? I am your deskmate in primary school. You forget that you stuck bubble gum on the teacher's stool in elementary school, or I helped you carry it down! This time, you also help me give up my seat for this old man! "

M: "Why do so many people want me? If I say no, I won't! By the way, who is your classmate in primary school? Don't give me that! "

Hong: "So you are my junior high school classmate?"

Man: "I seem to have seen it, but I haven't seen it." I am in the prime of life, how can I be classmates with you? "

Hong: "Just make way ~ ~!"

M: "Say you don't listen, you don't understand, you have to do it if you don't understand, you do it over and over again, you don't admit it, you don't accept it, you don't accept it, you don't say you are a lemon head, a mouse eye, an aquiline nose, a figure of eight eyebrows, ears, a big mouth, a wick neck, long and short hands, a chicken breast, a dog belly, and a useless waist. If I were you, I would have committed suicide. "

Hong: "Bah! Don't let it go! "

(When the bus arrives at the station, Hu gets off)

Hong: Grandpa, the old lady got off the bus. Please come and sit down (pull Yao to his seat and press it).

Yao (trying to stand up): But young people.

Hong (pressing Yao): Grandpa, you're welcome. Although I was scolded, I didn't feel wronged in doing good.

Yao (trying to stand up again): Young man, let me tell you something.

Hong (pressing Yao): Grandpa, don't be sad. It is my pleasure to serve the people. Our teacher asked us to learn more from Lei Feng.

Yao (trying to stand up again): I'm not young.

Hong (presses Yao) I'm not tired, grandpa. We young people are in good health, and we won't die after many stops. Please don't offer your seat to me so actively. This should be known to our teacher, who also said that I abused the elderly.

Yao: No, I want to get off! ! !

Hong (surprised): Grandpa, why didn't you say something before you got off the bus? You've missed your stop.

Yao: I want to say that you won't let me.

Hong (keeps bowing): Grandpa, I'm really sorry. I really didn't mean to (say a lot).

Yao: What's wrong with this young man now? I don't understand many words. Forget it and get out of here. (author editor: admin)

(Yao gets off the bus in a hurry)

Hong: Grandpa, I'm sorry for the party and the people ... (I don't see Grandpa) Grandpa, don't run. If you are in poor health, you will be sent back (to the end)

(about the elderly)

Yao: I finally got off. The young man is alive and kicking now, but why did you talk for so long? Where the hell is this?

(Hu Shangtai)

Hu: I used to look for Lei Feng through books and was moved by his deeds.

Ye: In recent years, seeing Lei Feng alive, everyone has been shaken.

Sun: Now we learn from Lei Feng and put virtue into action.

Hello, everyone, we are a charity trio, yeah.

Ye: The purpose of our charity sale is to raise money for children in poor mountainous areas, help out-of-school children to return to school as soon as possible and show their love.

Hu: You said it had been so long. Why didn't anyone visit us?

Sun: Who said it wasn't? Look, is anyone here?

(Three people walk behind the old man)

He: Grandpa! !

Yao (startled): It was three little girls who scared me half to death.

Sun: Grandpa, are you here to buy a disc?

"So Lei Feng"-Seven lines of Lei Feng's spiritual sketch script "So Lei Feng"-Seven lines of Lei Feng's spiritual sketch script

Yao: Buy a disc?

Hu: We are selling our usual collection of CDs for charity to raise money for children in mountainous areas. Grandpa, do you want to buy some?

Yao: Me? Forget it, I'm too old to watch any discs, even if I watch them, I can't understand them!

Ye: Grandpa, you can't say that. Old people nowadays are very energetic. P3·P4 iphone has all kinds of devices. Some time ago, several old ladies in their seventies were still dancing Nobody. Watching CDs is pediatrics.

Yao: Oh, really? Then tell me what's there to see.

Ye: It's worth seeing. For example, as an anime fan, I often watch One Piece, Naruto and slam dunk, but my favorite is detective Conan.

Yao: Detective Conan? What is that?

Ye: Japanese reasoning comics, the one where a Japanese died.

Yao: I still don't understand.

Ye: It seems that we have a unique skill. Lighting and sound work well together, music.

(Detective Conan Music)

Hu: Friendship, love and mystery, as long as there is such an agreement, we can stick to it.

Ye: The rhythm of reasoning and catching the wind has become clear, and excuses and tricks can be exposed.

Sun: A strong heart has the power of reasoning and a powerful melody around the essence.

Ye: The body is small, but the mind is still flexible.

Sun: A big detective who knows everything.

There is always only one truth! !

Yao (Applause): Wow, that's great! But I have to leave early.

Sun (hurriedly pulling): Grandpa, don't rush off, there's more to come.

Yao: What else?

Sun: Do you know Shanghai Beach?

Yao: I seem to know a little. Is there a Xu Wenqiang in it?

Sun: Yes, yes, old man.

Ye: Ah, Brother Zhao is here.

(Zhao takes the stage)

Zhao: How is your charity sale?

Hu: Brother Zhao, you came at the right time! We are telling the old man about Shanghai Beach.

Zhao: Shanghai beach? Oh, I'm familiar with this. Let me do it (everyone walks to the table with their backs to the audience)

Yao (rushing to the audience): What are you selling in Shanghai these days? Forget it. I have to go first.

(Music is playing on the beach, and the three of them slowly turn to the front desk wearing sunglasses. )

Hu: Dead old man, dare to stand in the way of our boss. Do you want to die or not? !

Yao: I said, little girl, are you going too far?

Ye: You tell me to get out, you get out. How can there be so much nonsense!