That day, a good friend of mine told me a joke, which made me laugh so hard that I ended up in the hospital because of severe stomach pain. Before the doctor operated on me, he asked me why I was smiling like this, so I told him the joke. Unexpectedly, he laughed wildly after hearing this, and ended up vomiting a lot of foam. Rescue efforts failed and he died.
I really didn’t expect this, but it happened. This is often the case. Things we don’t want to happen always happen; things we look forward to every day just don’t happen. But once it happens, we still have to bear the consequences. Really, it turns out that people live only to bear the consequences that they don’t want to happen. Really, it’s boring. When I think about this, I want to die. I have died so many times. good? But I wanted to die, at least not for the time being, because the doctor's lover sued me for manslaughter.
Confused, the court is in session. The judge asked the prosecutor to briefly describe the case. In fact, it was very simple. I told a joke, and the doctor laughed, and later he died laughing. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge asked me to tell the joke and let the jury decide whether the factual requirements for manslaughter were met. Although I majored in law, I was already a little worried. I was afraid that there would be "consequences" if I told this joke, so I asked everyone in court, about 100 people a day, to sign a liability exemption. The contract states that it "is not responsible" for the effects of telling this joke. The judge adjourned the case, reopened the case one day later, and announced that he accepted my opinion, so we signed the contract.
Now that I have legal protection, I will tell the joke. Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, the whole court was in an uproar. Some people knocked on the table with laughter, some rolled on the floor with laughter, and some people held their stomachs hard and laughed while crying in pain... It seems to me Looking around, I found that the old judge was still the same old man, motionless, standing there steadily, closing his eyes to rest. I was filled with admiration at that time. Look, people who are judges are different from us who are lawyers. They are calm and calm in the face of danger.
Later I found out that he was dead, and everyone who heard my joke that day died laughing.
So, I instantly became a celebrity. A TV reporter interviewed me and asked me what kind of joke I was telling that was so powerful. I am very calm. I know that if I talk about this, it may constitute an infringement on the public. If some idle social rights protection group files a class action lawsuit against me, I won't be able to bear it. So I said something to the TV camera, to the effect that reasons are always lies, and beliefs are always masturbation. The reporter obviously didn't understand, but I could see it. The little girl reacted quickly, so we couldn't let the audience see that she was stupid, right? She praised her repeatedly, and later even squeezed out a few tears! In fact, why didn’t I know that this was just a gimmick? Unexpectedly, I can't stand the tears of women, especially those of beautiful women, so I made a quick decision and cooperated, saying that I was willing to give her the exclusive reporting and publishing rights of this joke.
After the program was broadcast, it caused a huge response across the country. Many viewers requested a replay. Unexpectedly, several mysterious plainclothes men suddenly broke into my bedroom one night and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, suddenly a bright light shone on my face. I forced my eyes open, stunned to see that the man sitting in front of me was the only person in this country who might be as well-known as me at the moment.
The president obviously didn’t intend to say more to me. He only briefly explained to me the purpose of arresting me. It was very simple. He asked me to record the joke and then send it to a hostile country in the Middle East through internal lines. Where the dictator is, laugh him to death. I said this is not acceptable. This is political murder. More importantly, this has clearly exceeded the scope of the president’s power as the supreme executive head. Without the approval of Congress, it is unconstitutional. The president grabbed me by the collar, picked me up, and roared: "Do you, your mother, really believe in the separation of powers?"
I had no choice, my mind was full of thoughts at this moment. Because of the difficult background of the First Constitution Case, I agreed to his request, but at the same time I pointed out that my joke was a weapon of mass destruction and could not be targeted or used on civilians. The president agreed, so I recorded the joke in that small room (of course, all operators were equipped with the best sound insulation equipment). I saw Mr. President smiling slightly, and I knew it was over. Politicians are nothing.
Sure enough, two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of my joke and successfully tried it in the desert area (successfully laughing to death 713 death row inmates.) This news caused international concern. The uproar caused many countries to panic, and some politicians from other countries who had opposed our president resigned. International military experts even named this phenomenon "laughing deterrence." Of course, at that time, no one had read "The Three Kingdoms" and "You Are a Million Elite Soldiers", and they didn't know that they could also engage in "joke marketing" to sell products and make a lot of money. They just did "laughing" "Deterrence" only. Just when our president was feeling proud, a country in the East suddenly announced that it had mastered the joke. Later I found out that the guy who told me the joke in the first place had defected to that country. Thus, a "laughing balance" was formed between us.
On April 1, more than 60 years ago, which was April Fool’s Day in the previous world, the misfortune and what I had been worried about finally happened. After hijacking our national television station, the joke was broadcast to National broadcast...
Civilization has suffered unprecedented destruction, and people no longer have confidence in the future. The United Nations had no choice but to convene a conference of major heads of state around the world, and finally made a major decision that led to one of the important signs of the birth of this world: setting April 1st as April Fools' Day. In this way, people will be wary of everything that happened that day, and everyone will know that it is fake, and no one will take it seriously, which is fine. That joke, like any other statement that is not believed, has no lethality.
More than 60 years have passed, and I am already over 80 years old. Before I leave this world, I think as a witness to history, it is necessary to tell this joke to everyone (please be mentally prepared. People with a history of heart disease are not allowed to read it and please leave quickly).
In fact, the joke my friend told me that day was quite simple, very short, just one sentence:
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