Zhu Wushuang, Tong Xiangyu, Li Dazui, Bai Zhantang, Guo Furong, Yan Xiaoliu, Lu Xiucai
Scene: Lobby, morning
(accompanied by a few The rooster crows, Wushuang comes down from upstairs, and everyone has not yet gotten up. Wushuang walks gently to Bai Zhantang)
Zhu Wushuang: (softly) Senior brother, I have to leave first.
Bai Zhantang: (Still in a dream, drowsily) Let’s go.
Zhu Wushuang: Then take care of yourself.
Bai Zhantang: Take care, take care. (Bai Zhantang suddenly woke up at this time, sat up and asked Wushuang) Let’s go? Where to go?
Zhu Wushuang: I, I’ll leave first. I’ll come back to see you when I’m free. Take care of yourself, bye (said walking towards the door)
Bai Zhantang : Stop right here! (Gets up and goes to the ground, pulls Wushuang to sit in front of the square table) Why are you kid like this, ah, why did you leave so quickly?
Zhu Wushuang: I have nothing to do here, so I am causing trouble to everyone.
Bai Zhantang: Who said you have nothing to do! This table, this bench, this floor, aren't these all things?
Zhu Wushuang: This was all done by Miss Guo. What did I do to her?
Bai Zhantang: Then help Dazui cook.
Zhu Wushuang: Do you think he will agree?
Bai Zhantang: (thinking for a while) Yes, yes, help the scholar, help the scholar settle accounts and so on.
Zhu Wushuang: Do you think Miss Guo will agree?
Bai Zhantang: Then help me, help me run the hall (at this time Xiangyu came down from upstairs gently) I am tired , hand me a towel, I'm thirsty, you pour me a cup of hot tea, I'm hungry...
Tong Xiangyu: I'll give you a bowl of noodles, fry two poached eggs on the outside, and it's still brown on one side. Yes, no one else needs to do anything (she walked to the side of the exhibition hall and smiled at Wushuang)
Zhu Wushuang: You heard me.
Bai Zhantang: I’m so clueless, Wushuang is leaving.
Tong Xiangyu: Let’s go? Where are you going?
Zhu Wushuang: The world is so vast that every place is home. Shopkeeper, take care of yourself (she stood up and left, but was pulled back by Tong Xiangyu)
Tong Xiangyu: Stop, Shitou specifically told me to take good care of you before leaving.
Zhu Wushuang: The two of you are very fond of each other, but some people have wind in their blood and are destined to wander by nature. Say goodbye (and walk to the door after saying this)
Tong Xiangyu: Wushuang, Wushuang
Bai Zhantang: Look at this child.
Zhu Wushuang: (goes out the door, comes back immediately, closes the door) I’ll eat here before leaving.
Bai Zhantang: Huh? (He Xiangyu looked at Wushuang in confusion)
Tong Xiangyu: What’s going on? (Bai Zhantang walked out to look, and suddenly closed the door with a pale face of fright)
Bai Zhantang: (face distorted) Weird monster!
Tong Xiangyu: (imitating Bai Zhantang’s look) Weird, weird, what kind of beast, what nonsense are you talking about so early in the morning (talking and walking towards the door) You are like this all day long (open the door and take a look) , screamed in fright, turned around and hugged Zhantang, Wushuang turned his face away, and the camera turned to the door, and a big dog like Zang Ao was tied at the door)
(The camera turned and the big mouth was small. Guo Xiucai Wushuang was lying at the door watching, Xiang Yu and Zhantang were sitting at the table)
Lu Xiucai: Based on my many years of life experience, coupled with my many years of reading experience, I think this is a , (everyone looks at him) Dog.
Zhu Wushuang: What is a dog bar?
Lu Xiucai: It’s just a dog, Zi once said...
Everyone: Go!
Guo Furong: This is definitely not a dog! Whose dog is so big?
Bai Zhantang: Yes, he doesn’t have ears yet, he looks like a bear.
Li Dazui: I saw bear paws when I was at the Yellow Crane Tower. They were much bigger than these claws.
Bai Zhantang: Then you don’t like people binding their feet? But whether it's a dog or a bear, this man is not a vegetarian.
Li Dazui: (unconvinced) Then we are not vegetarians either! (Goes to the door, holds his black iron kitchen knife, and shouts) Hey, hey, hey, the one at the door, listen, do you see this? ah? Xuan Tie, there are only so many in the world. Let me tell you, if you dare to mess with me again, I will chop off your claws and scratch them, do you believe it or not?
Tong Xiangyu: Big Mouth, Big Mouth, then you go ahead. If you bite the body, you will get a bonus. If you bite it to death, it will be considered a public injury. I will pay for the funeral. Go, go, go (Everyone: Go, go, go)
Tong Xiangyu: p>
Bai Zhantang: Then you go, the shopkeepers have asked you to go (Everyone: Go, go)
Li Dazui: Fell asleep. Just go, who is afraid of whom, what? ah! (As soon as the door opened, Xiaoliu came in)
Yan Xiaoliu: Shouting! The door is closed in broad daylight!
Tong Xiangyu: Xiaoliu, you are here! That one, my god (fainted, everyone helped him)
Yan Xiaoliu: It is not a god, its name is 123, and it is a patrol dog specially approved for me by the superiors.
Lu Xiucai: Right, right? I said it was a dog.
Master once said...
Everyone: Go!
(At this time, Xiaoliu led 123 into the house, everyone screamed in fear and backed away)
Yan Xiaoliu: It’s okay, don’t be afraid. As soon as Lou Zhixian saw it, He was frightened and asked him to take it away quickly. He said 123. The dog ran away after being rubbed, so he was called 123.
Tong Xiangyu: Take away, take away, take away! (123 called, Xiangyu said softly) I’m not talking about you.
Yan Xiaoliu: It’s okay, this dog is very obedient, come on, come on 123, come on, shake hands, raise your hands (Xiao Liu holds 123’s paw, 123 doesn’t move) Look, Be obedient (patted the dog’s head twice) It’ll be fine. Just tie up the door of your inn to ensure the safety of your inn.
Everyone: Huh? (Xiao Liu tied the dog back to its original position)
Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Liu! Xiaoliu, (Xiaoliu enters) you won’t always have it with you.
Yan Xiaoliu: What’s the matter? It’s hard to recruit agents now. We only get one penny a month, which doesn’t include food and accommodation. People who have the ability don’t want to come, but I don’t want it if I don’t have the ability. It’s not as good as a dog! You can do whatever you want with a piece of bone.
Bai Zhantang: Liuer, what are you doing (imitating Tianjin accent)?
Yan Xiaoliu: I’m in charge of West Street, (Everyone: Huh?) He’s in charge of East Street (Everyone: Oh!) You guys are fine, now I see a dog (Everyone: Huh?) It’s like seeing a dog (Everyone: OK!) If you see me (Everyone: Huh?), then it’s like you’ve seen me. (Everyone: Hi! Me?) What a mess! You guys go about your business first. I have to patrol the streets. If you have anything to do, please report it directly to 123.
Tong Xiangyu: (pulling Xiaoliu) How do you react? Please give me a feedback.
Yan Xiaoliu: You have to think about the specific situation slowly. Anyway, there is one thing. Don’t mess with it. I won’t care if it bites you. Furthermore, this is the dog assigned to me from above. Ah, you have to take care of it. If there is a problem, you will be the one to blame! (Xiao Liu comes out, everyone chases: Xiao Liu! At this time, 123 called at the door, scaring everyone back into the store)
Zhu Wushuang: (Seeing Xiang Yu calmly holding up the tea bowl) Shopkeeper, you can’t Are you trying to pull off a beautiful dog trick?
Tong Xiangyu: That’s exactly what I meant. (Picks up the bowl and drinks water)
Guo Furong: No, sister, how do you know whether it is male or female?
Tong Xiangyu: (whispering) Sir, I have observed it carefully.
Bai Zhantang: Okay, okay, then you know it likes tall, short, fat, thin, black, and white?
Tong Xiangyu: I don’t know much about this yet. You can go find out.
Bai Zhantang: (patted Wushuang) There you go! (Wushuang: Oh!)
Bai Zhantang: Even if our beauty trick succeeds, what if the dog refuses to leave? One it, plus one its wife, will give birth to a litter when it is happy. After giving birth to a litter, it will give birth to another litter. After giving birth to this litter, it will give birth to another litter. After giving birth to this litter, it will give birth to another litter... Exhibition hall)
Tong Xiangyu: The beauty dog ??plan is on hold. If you have any opinions, please tell me.
Li Dazui: I think if you want to get a person, (everyone: Huh?) or a dog, you have to figure out what it wants, and we will give it whatever it wants. Is it over?
Tong Xiangyu: A dog, what does it want?
Li Dazui: Bones, right? As long as we feel it, the dog also knows who is kissing it.
Tong Xiangyu: That’s right. Once it’s cooked, take it to the kitchen...
Everyone: Kitchen?
Tong Xiangyu: (laughing) Let it visit.
Everyone: Oh!
Tong Xiangyu: (Viciously) Then lead it to the backyard...
Everyone: Backyard?
Tong Xiangyu: (laughing) Help us look after our homes and protect our homes. It’s so beautiful!
Everyone: Oh!
Li Dazui: That shopkeeper, I’m going to prepare the bones.
Tong Xiangyu: No matter how much you have, let it be corrupted all at once.
Li Dazui: Just watch it! (Leaves, turns back, and asks proudly) Shopkeeper, do you think these bones are better marinated or fried?
(Everyone looked at Dazui in confusion)
Li Dazui: (sensing something was wrong) Well, I’ll just watch it myself.
Li Dazui: (Li Dazui squatted at the door and fed 123 bones) This is not eating, swallow it whole! (At this time, the bones are gone, 123 is crying and looking at the big mouth) No, really gone, look at it (shows the basin with the bones to 123) How about we stop here today? I'll give it to you tomorrow... (123 barks and retreats into the house with a big mouth in fright) What's going on? Why is this dog still fed when it's not familiar with it? ah?
Bai Zhantang: Has the quantity not been given yet?
Li Dazui: Why didn’t you get it? This pot has been eaten up, and it is not afraid to hold on.
Tong Xiangyu: No need, I think it’s a toast and wants to drink as a penalty!
Bai Zhantang: (slapping the table) If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I’m Hello Kitty! ah?
Tong Xiangyu: (puffs up his mouth like a tiger) Tiger? Zhantang...
Bai Zhantang: What are you doing? Don’t come over, I’ll bite you!
Tong Xiangyu: (Puffing up his mouth like a tiger, saying softly) Bite, as long as you are willing to eat me alive.
Tong Xiangyu: (Make a tiger look at 123 and laugh) Hehe, I understand.
(The whole scene shows Bai Zhantang holding a tiger hood, dancing like a tiger, and imitating tiger calls with Xiangyu)
Tong Xiangyu and Bai Zhantang: Roar! roar! roar! (Open the door and bark at 123, and 123 barks at them too)
Tong Xiangyu: We are not big, but we are quite courageous. We are tigers, the king of beasts! roar! roar! (At this time, 123 barked at them non-stop)
Tong Xiangyu: Don’t say it’s you, even your master dares to bite! roar! roar! (After shouting a few times, he finally stopped because his throat could no longer bear it, and said to Zhantang) Why did you stop?
Bai Zhantang: My throat can’t bear it anymore, so I’ll drink some tea and keep on moaning!
Tong Xiangyu: Wait, we keep calling it like this because it is scared and has no place to escape.
Bai Zhantang: What do you mean?
Tong Xiangyu: Untie it, and let’s scare it again to see if it doesn’t escape!
Bai Zhantang: (Punches the table) What a good idea, you go and solve it, go!
Tong Xiangyu: (saying weakly) I am a female, I can’t lift my hands or shoulders, and I don’t know martial arts. (Singing) I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, I don't have brother Jing, and perfect love.
Bai Zhantang: (helpless) Let me go, who made me your brother Jing. (Legs are weak) If I have someone who is both long and short, remember to get married early and have a baby early. (As if crying without tears) The first baby must be named after me, and our friendship will not be in vain. Xiangyu, am I going? Did I really go to Xiangyu? Xiangyu! (Crying) Jade!
Tong Xiangyu: Aren’t you good at Qinggong? I was so anxious that I ran towards the room...
Bai Zhantang: (Crying) Qinggong usually works, but I'm afraid that if my legs get weak now, it will hit my legs and give me a bite, and I will turn around. Look at my front and give me a bite. Then I turn around and take a bite at my butt. I turn around again...
Tong Xiangyu: Stop turning around. You think it's a roasted suckling pig.
Lu Xiucai: That’s enough! You useless thing, ah, where did you go after practicing martial arts for so many years?
Tong Xiangyu: (hugging the scholar excitedly) What a scholar, you are the bravest in our store...
Bai Zhantang: Needless to say, Ji Wuming doesn’t care, (said (Zhu also went over to hug the scholar) Not to mention 123?
Tong Xiangyu: Isn’t it just a dog? No matter how evil it is, can it be more evil than Xiao Guo?
Lu Xiucai: Huh?
Tong Xiangyu: I praise you! (Bai Zhantang: Praise!)
Lu Xiucai: Master once said...
Bai Zhantang, Tong Xiangyu: Go! (Scholar pours)
Lu Xiucai: Then I will change to another one (flicks his clothes, making a cool look) The wind is swaying and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone (suddenly interrupting) I don’t want it this time Is it considered a work-related injury when I come back?
Tong Xiangyu: Forget it, the medical expenses will be fully reported and the monthly payment will be doubled.
Lu Xiucai: Please pay attention to the look in my eyes. Is there murderous intent? (Looking at the camera with very innocent eyes, Tong Xiangyu comes closer to look) The camera is blocked.
Bai Zhantang: I didn’t see the murderous intent, it looked a bit rough.
Lu Xiucai: What are you talking about? Just don’t have murderous intent! The eyes are the windows to the soul. When I go out for a while, I have to look at it silently and softly with this look, so that it can understand that I am not hostile. (While talking, he walked towards the door, Bai Tong pushed him) If you watch it for a while, it might even show off to me. When the time comes, I will catch it off guard (at this time, it has already reached the door, facing 123 said) Hi! cough. Please allow me to introduce myself first. Dogs are man’s best friends, and I am that human being (123 barked, making the scholar take a step back in fright)
Tong Xiangyu: Listen, tell me How good. (Bai Zhantang gave a thumbs up to the scholar)
Lv Xiucai: So, I am not hostile (123 shouted again) Don’t mess around, don’t mess around! Good dog, good, sit sit, (123 stopped barking, the scholar slowly walked forward) Hi!
Tong Xiangyu: Scholars are still the most powerful.
Bai Zhantang: That’s right, otherwise we can make Xiao Guo docile.
Lu Xiucai: (To 123) Zi once said! (Suddenly 123 barked and tore the scholar's trouser legs. The scholar was so frightened that he crawled back to the lobby, trembling all over and speechless)
Bai Zhantang: You said! You said! No one will let you finish your day, let alone a dog? Why don’t you have a long memory? You tell me!
Scene: Backyard
(Xiangyu helps the scholar sew trouser legs, Xiao Guo grits his teeth beside him)
Guo Furong: In this case, don’t blame me for being cruel Poisoned!
Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo, don’t act recklessly. When Xiao Liu left, he told 123 that if anything happened, he would blame us.
Guo Furong: If we kill it, he can blame us. If we don’t do it, who will he ask?
Bai Zhantang: What do you mean?
Guo Furong: What I mean is, fight violence with violence and tooth for tooth! (Tooth-shaped)
Tong Xiangyu: Is it just your row of small teeth?
Guo Furong: Go! I didn't say it was my teeth. Doesn’t Shopkeeper Hao have a lot of dogs?
Bai Zhantang: Huh? Yes! Shopkeeper Hao also raises Tibetan mastiffs!
Guo Furong: I’m going to borrow one now, and then I’ll attack it from behind and bite it indiscriminately! Woof! Woof woof woof woof...
Bai Zhantang: Go over there and bark! I'm afraid he won't lend it?
Tong Xiangyu: Don’t worry, we have nothing to do with Lao Hao! Xiao Guo, let’s go to Feilong Valley now. According to Tong Zhangui, he wants the most ruthless, evil and inhuman dog! It's best to bring seven or eight of them together, but there's no problem with just one, so we're not afraid of a one-on-one fight.
Guo Furong: No problem, please do it! (Turns around to leave)
Tong Xiangyu: Hey, where are you going? (Guo Furong: Can you borrow a dog?) 123 At the door, go that way. (Xiao Guo changed direction and walked) Remember, it must be the most ferocious, ruthless and inhumane kind of dog!
Scene: Lobby: There are toy-like tables and chairs on the table, the camera moves up, and a sausage-like puppy stands next to it
Bai Zhantang: Oh my God, this guy, Guo Furong can do it.
Tong Xiangyu: Is this the dog you borrowed?
Guo Furong: Yes! This is the most vicious, evil and inhumane thing in the legend...
Tong Xiangyu: Bah!
Guo Furong: Shopkeeper Hao said that he is the most ferocious in the entire Feilong Valley. He will bite whoever he catches. Do you not believe me?
Bai Zhantang: Let me see, let me see, what am I looking at? Let me see!
Guo Furong: Look at these teeth! And these...teeth, once you take a bite, two ounces of meat will be gone!
Tong Xiangyu: (sternly) Guo Furong!
Guo Furong: Can you listen to what I have to say first? If you take us people as an example, if you are big, your martial arts must be high?
Li Dazui: That’s not good. (Guo Furong made a gesture of moving her wrists before a fight) Of course there are exceptions.
Guo Furong: This dog, in their pet world, is equivalent to the Western Invincible.
Lu Xiucai: How did you tell?
Guo Furong: If nothing else, just look at this look, can other native dogs have such murderous intent?
Tong Xiangyu: It seems really cruel.
Bai Zhantang: (nodding) Well, it’s quite brutal.
Guo Furong: Look what I am doing to look after the dog!
Guo Furong: Not only is it ferocious, it is simply extremely cruel and vicious. Being bitten by it would be cruel and inhumane...
Bai Zhantang: Don't talk nonsense, it's a mule. Take the horse out for a walk!
Guo Furong: Let’s go! (Everyone walked to the door together and opened a crack to let the puppy out. A dog barked outside the door. Everyone quickly closed the door and sang Condor Shooting.)
Everyone: I asked the world if this mountain The highest, hum! ha! There are other high places higher than the sky, hum! ha! (Then everyone lay down at the crack of the door to check the situation of the battle. Suddenly they heard a miserable barking of a dog, and everyone couldn't bear to see it)
Bai Zhantang: Rest in peace, my little warrior.
Li Dazui: Let’s make soup with your bones tonight. (Everyone looks at him dissatisfied) I mean, to commemorate this tragic battle.
Tong Xiangyu: You will stay in our hearts forever, forever and ever.
Lu Xiucai: This is like knowing that there are dogs in the mountains and preferring to go to the dogs in the mountains! This kind of courage to use small knowledge to attack pebbles is worth learning and learning again.
Guo Furong: (frustrated) Stop talking nonsense and get the money quickly.
Tong Xiangyu: Huh? What do you need money for?
Guo Furong: If you bite a dog to death, you won’t be compensated!
Tong Xiangyu: I didn’t bite him to death! (Everyone looks at her) How much? (Ask carefully)
Guo Furong: Two taels.
(Extend two fingers)
(Tong Xiangyu fell to the ground and Bai Zhantang helped her)
Bai Zhantang: There is some potential!
Tong Xiangyu: I was wrong. I was really wrong. I should not have married from the beginning. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, how could I have fallen into this situation? Such a sad place...
Scene: Lobby, stairs, night
(Xiao Guo and Xiucai are sitting on the stairs eating snacks)
Lu Xiucai: It's been a whole day, and I haven't made any business, and I've even lost two taels of silver. If this continues, ugh!
Tong Xiangyu: Stop gloating! The fortune teller told me that I was born in the year of the Rooster and am very light, so I must not mess with people who were born in the Year of the Dog, otherwise I will be disturbed by the Rooster and the Dog.
Li Dazui: 123 is not necessarily a dog, right?
Bai Zhantang: Just talking about that nonsense, then the dog is not a dog but a cat? Go ahead and eat it!
Tong Xiangyu: I took every precaution for fear of something happening, but I was hit by it anyway! (Laughs) This is life, life!
Bai Zhantang: You are wrong, this is not fate, I will go find Xiaoliu now, and this will prevent others from doing business!
Zhu Wushuang: Xiaoliu also has difficulties. If he has enough manpower, why use dogs?
Bai Zhantang: Hey Wushuang, what do you mean by this?
Zhu Wushuang: Pretend I didn’t say it. Hey, if you hate that dog so much, why not...@#! ￥%&*% (the sentence is super unclear)
Bai Zhantang: What are you talking about? Please speak louder!
Tong Xiangyu: (putting down the cup calmly) She said poisoning.
Bai Zhantang: (too frightened to stand still) That’s the court’s dog!
Zhu Wushuang: What I said was scaring. You said it yourself when you poisoned me.
Tong Xiangyu: That’s what I said. Big Mouth, go get me some big bones.
Li Dazui: Where are the big bones? The dogs have eaten all the big bones.
Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some chicken feet.
Li Dazui: I ate all the chicken feet.
Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some duck butts.
Li Dazui: I also ate all the duck’s ass!
Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some meat buns and don’t say you ate them all! (Covering ears)
(Everyone is silent)
Tong Xiangyu: He didn’t say he ate, did he? (Everyone shakes their heads) Then wrap me up with some rat poison and go quickly!
Li Dazui: Shopkeeper, I’m still hungry.
Bai Zhantang: Dazui, as long as you dedicate the buns, you can eat them all in a while, go ahead! Everything is supported by the shopkeeper!
Tong Xiangyu: What are you talking about?
Bai Zhantang: Of course, I don’t want to pick it outside either. It’s a disaster.
Li Dazui: (holding a bowl of steamed buns in his hand) Shopkeeper, please don’t say that I made these steamed buns!
Tong Xiangyu: (tragic) Bring it and give it to me. (Seriously, Baozi) Open the door for me.
(Bai Zhantang opened the door, and he and Lu Xiucai stood at attention solemnly. The others solemnly and tragically carried the buns and slowly walked to the door, suddenly threw them outside, and everyone closed the door immediately. At this time, they heard Xiao Liu's voice outside )
Yan Xiaoliu: 123! What's wrong with you! My 123!
Bai Zhantang: What kind of medicine is this and why is it so fast? (At this time, Xiaoliu broke into the door)
Yan Xiaoliu: You guys! Good job you did! (As if about to draw a knife)
Bai Zhantang: We didn’t do anything!
Yan Xiaoliu: Didn’t do it? Why is 123 gone if I didn’t do it?
Li Dazui: No more? It's impossible, how can it be done without? (Runs to the door and looks) Isn’t it tied here?
Yan Xiaoliu: The dog is there, but its soul is gone!
Bai Zhantang: Where is Hun'er?
Yan Xiaoliu: I didn’t expect that you guys, who usually seem kind and kind-hearted, would have the heart to kill such a petite and cute puppy.
Tong Xiangyu: Is it so petite and cute?
Yan Xiaoliu: Don’t say anything else. Follow me back to the Yamen. Let’s go! Follow me! (Speaking of wanting to pull Xiangyu, everyone stopped him)
Zhu Wushuang: I’ll go with you! I was the one who suggested the poisoning, so I should go with you!
Yan Xiaoliu: Is this what you said?
Zhu Wushuang: That’s what I said. When things get to this point, you can be beaten or punished!
Yan Xiaoliu: (smiling evilly) Hum, just let it go. It will hurt your peace. I'm afraid you won't be able to pay the penalty.
Tong Xiangyu: How much money will I pay!
Yan Xiaoliu: (seriously) Huh?
Tong Xiangyu: As long as I can afford it.
Yan Xiaoliu: (smiling evilly) Hey, don’t worry, I don’t want money, what I want is people... (Xiangyu was so scared that he hid aside, Xiaoliu walked towards Wushuang with a evil smile)
Bai Zhantang: (protecting Wushuang behind him) Liu'er, I am Wushuang's senior brother, I... (Yan Xiaoliu moved to the hall and pulled out Wushuang, Wushuang was scared)
Everyone: Wushuang! Unparalleled! Unparalleled!
Yan Xiaoliu: Let me tell you, I am short of an agent here. If you don’t mind, I will tell Lou Zhixian tomorrow.
Guo Furong: Did you get Xiaoliu wrong? Wushuang is a girl! (Everyone: Yes!)
Yan Xiaoliu: But she knows martial arts, and with her acupuncture skills, who dares to challenge me? (Everyone looks at him) No, I really hope you come, otherwise you would think about it again?
(Wushuang couldn’t make up his mind and looked at everyone. The camera turned and everyone gathered around to help Wushuang come up with ideas. Xiaoliu was pacing aside)
Bai Zhantang: This is a good opportunity. , although I don’t earn much money, I still have an iron rice bowl after all! (Everyone nodded)
Zhu Wushuang: It’s not impossible to be a policeman, but where will I live?
Tong Xiangyu: Just live in the hotel. I will just open a room for you, and the rent will be waived. In addition, I will give you a subsidy of two coins per month.
Guo Furong: Hey, hey, are you too partial? (Everyone: Go, go, go!)
Tong Xiangyu: The condition is that you will be responsible for all our dinners from now on.
Li Dazui: Hey, hey, is this too much? (Bai Zhantang: Go!)
Tong Xiangyu: As long as you are willing to stay, I can say anything, otherwise I will have no way to explain to Shitou, Wushuang... (Wushuang nodded happily, Yan Xiaoliu patted the table . Shocking everyone)
Yan Xiaoliu: In other words, you agreed?
Zhu Wushuang: I agreed.
Yan Xiaoliu: No matter what happens, you will not regret it, right?
Zhu Wushuang: Don’t worry, since I agreed to be a policeman, I will definitely do it well! It will definitely not cause you any trouble!
Yan Xiaoliu: Okay, let me tell you one thing (Bai Zhantang: Go ahead) In fact, 123 is not dead at all (Everyone: Huh?) I have been secretly observing you all day today There was no movement, until Wushuang said he was going to poison the dog, I knew the opportunity was coming!
I got a bag of ecstasy, blinded the dog, and then came over to find trouble, haha...
Bai Zhantang: Haha, what the hell are you doing? Have you learned how to be clever now?
Yan Xiaoliu: I have no choice, I can’t recruit the police, so I have to use this trick. My master taught me it. I originally wanted to trap Lao Bai, but ended up trapping Wushuang. Hehehahahehehehaha... …