The copy on Xiaohongshu teasing my hair loss (Part 1)
1. Looking at my rising hairline, should I get a bangs cut? , but I was afraid that I would cry after cutting it, but when I looked at my bangs that were manually pruned, I thought it was okay, so I was confused.
2. I am also afraid of going bald and losing a lot of hair, and I can braid any hair I lose.
3. Barbers will say that my hair volume is amazing. But having too much hair also comes with a lot of worries, such as losing more hair every day.
4.9． I drank sesame paste on the first day! Hope I never lose my hair again! I will try to go out early every day to buy sesame paste.
5. Every time I blow dry my hair, a bunch of hair falls out, and when I comb my hair, I still have a bunch of hair fall out. When will I be bald?
6. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair.
7. I seriously doubt that I am old, I have a serious lack of energy to do something, and I have serious hair loss.
8. I lose my hair so much that I feel like I was a dandelion in my previous life.
9. Why do people lose hair...
10. The eyelashes and hair that are the best way to restore eyelashes have fallen out in half.
11. Because my hair is thin, each hair of mine has a name.
12. I really want to touch your hair but you are already bald.
13. In this season when leaves are falling, hair is falling, and balance values ??are also falling, I am very sad.
14. Others count sheep when they have insomnia, but I am different. I count my hair. There are 345 fewer hairs tonight than last night.
15.12. People lose hair when writing code. My hair is fried every day after I finish writing code.
16. Hair loss is very serious. If you follow this method, you will become bald in less than half a year.
17. For a person who is about to go bald, it is really heartbreaking to lose so much hair every time he washes his hair.
18. Hair loss is more terrifying for girls than for boys.
19. I have four wishes: no hair loss on my head, no acne on my face, no insomnia at night, and no shortage of money on my card.
20. In the past few days, I have been recalling my journey from associate degree to bachelor's degree. I feel very emotional. I have turned over my check-in several times and cried. Of course, I have witnessed the increasing progress of my career. boundary line. Copywriting on Xiaohongshu teasing oneself about hair loss (Part 2)
21. Hair loss is not just for boys, hair loss is also scary for girls
22. Looking at it every morning The large pieces of hair that had fallen off on the pillow made me feel extremely sad.
23. I started to comb my hair and started losing hair. It’s okay. It’s normal. I have a lot of hair anyway. Now I’m losing hair when I comb my hair. Oh my God, I’m going bald. I can’t be bald. Is there any way to prevent hair loss?
< p> 24. If this continues, I will go bald sooner or later.25.5. The first thing I do before taking a nap every day: gently brush the hair off my pillow from last night.
26. Getting fat is much easier than getting rich.
27. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.
28. It’s really hard to have insomnia every day, my hair is falling out, and I feel like my nerves are weak. What should I do?
29. Afraid of washing your hair. It will fall out every time you wash it, and more and more hair will fall out.
30. Why do you lose so much hair after washing your hair! Should I wash it infrequently or often?
31. The amount of hair I fell out in the shower today broke the record again. Don’t let it fall out again.
32. What bothers me is not love, but hair loss.
33. Why do I always feel like my hair is falling out all over the room after I cut my hair short? Will I feel bald if this continues?
34. People who are too utilitarian will not be happy easily. This is also the reason why I have severe hair loss.
35. After wearing my ponytail for a day, so much hair fell out after just combing it a few times. I’m afraid I’m going to be bald.
36. Apart from gaining weight and losing hair, nothing else is easy. Recently I have fallen into a big snack trap.
37. Since I stopped using a comb to comb my hair, I really haven’t lost any more hair! Combs are poisonous, cherish your hair and stay away from combs
38. Girls are really strange creatures. There are hair on the floor and hair on the pillow, but there is no hair on the head.
39. People lose hair when writing code. My hair is fried every day after I finish writing code.
40. When I go home every day and see the hair that has fallen out from the morning shampoo in the bathroom, I burst into tears. A collection of forty sentences about the copywriting that makes fun of one's serious hair loss
The copywriting that makes fun of one's serious hair loss (Part 1)
1. Young people always stay up late, old people are bald
2.2. My hair is falling out badly, and I feel like I am losing more hair if I have long hair. I want to cut my hair to a length of 3 centimeters.
3. The only thing that has persisted for so many years is hair loss.
4. I really lost my hair while writing my thesis. I wonder if I will become bald in the next two years! !
5. I have been under a lot of stress recently and lost a lot of hair, so I became a person with an average amount of hair.
6. Falling out along with the hair.
7. After staying up all night, I don’t know how much my IQ has dropped. I took a shower in the morning and applied conditioner to my hair, forgetting to rinse it out. ,
8. People lose hair when writing code. My hair is fried after I finish writing code every day.
9. It’s the season of dry nose, stuffy nose, nosebleeds, flaky skin all over the body, and hair loss.
10. Do you have the same problem of hair loss as me?
11. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair
12. Is there anything you still haven’t figured out in your life? Why do people lose hair...
13. Hair loss and hair loss are my own.
14. But I am really afraid of losing my hair.
15. The amount of hair loss after washing your hair is so much. I feel like I am not far away from baldness.
16. Because my hair is thin, each hair of mine has a name.
17. When I wash my face, the basin is full of hair! I have to go to bed before 11:30 from now on. If my class photo keeps going like this, I will be bald sooner or later.
18. I found that in the past few years, I have not wavered in the things that I have persisted in. Apart from eating and sleeping, the only thing that should have happened is hair loss.
19. Looking at my increasingly upward hairline, I wonder whether I should cut my bangs, but I am afraid that I will cry after cutting it, but looking at my manually pruned bangs, I feel that it is still okay. Okay, confused.
20. Almost bald. A copywriting about ridiculing my serious hair loss (Part 2)
21. Every hair is my sense of security
22. Young people always stay up late, old people are bald.
23.13. My mother just asked sincerely: Do you still have hair when you lose hair like this every day?
24. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don’t want to lose my hair! I don’t even want to go to work tomorrow!
25. The scalp has entered a sensitive period and is prone to hair loss.
26.7. One thing I discovered is that I lose more hair on the floor than on my head every day.
27. People have three thousand troubles, but I only have one thousand and five.
28. I lost so much hair after blow drying, which is a bit worrying. Do I need to buy an anti-hair loss product? I am worried about how to fix my baldness.
29. A lot of hair fell out in my room today. My mother said that I was not hygienic. Is this something I can control?
30. For a person who is about to go bald, it is really heartbreaking to lose so much hair every time he washes his hair.
31. I lose my hair so much, I feel like I was a dandelion in my previous life.
32. Look at the hair that fell out after washing my hair, it really makes me heartbroken.
33. I am so stressed that I lose my hair. I wish I had never come to this world and asked you to give birth to me.
34. The daily life of contemporary young people is hair loss, and they feel that they are becoming bald every day.
35. My hair no longer loves me and has left me
36. I didn’t expect that before I reached 30 years old, I would see a Chinese medicine doctor for hair loss
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37. My hair doesn’t love me anymore and has left me.
38. Beautiful women in ancient times must have beautiful hair, called "dark clouds", so that they can wear various hairstyles to make themselves more beautiful. There are many prescriptions for treating hair loss, nourishing hair, and beautifying hair in the ancient prescriptions.
39. At a young age, my hair is gone.
40. My hair is falling out, which makes me heartbroken. I can’t help but let people live if I grab a handful of it. Read the hilarious jokes about hair loss (40 sentences)
Read the hilarious jokes about hair loss (Part 1)
1. Hair loss. Hair loss is me.
2. A major sign of early aging is not only hair loss, but eyelashes can’t help but fall out.
3. I have developed a habit of losing hair and falling out between 4 and 5 o’clock. Getting into the habit of getting up. I'm fine, come on.
4. My mother just asked sincerely: Do you still have hair when you lose hair like this every day?
5. I really want to know whether I am going to be an aunt or an uncle.
6. The only thing that has persisted for so many years is hair loss.
7. Barbers will say that my hair is amazing. But having too much hair also comes with a lot of worries, such as losing more hair every day.
8. It’s really heartbreaking to lose so much hair every time I wash my hair.
9. I have insomnia again, maybe tonight is the night I am destined to lose my hair.
10.7． One thing I discovered is that I lose more hair on the floor than on my head every day.
11. Hair loss and hair loss are my own.
12. The only thing that has persisted for so many years is hair loss.
13. I never used a comb again.
14. I am so smart that I have never used a comb again.
15. As you get older, your hair becomes less and less.
16. It’s really hard to have insomnia every day, my hair is falling out, and I feel like my nerves are weak. What should I do?
17. Every time I tidy up the fallen hair on the bed, I am amazed at the volume of my hair and how so much hair has fallen out.
18. I seriously suspect that I am getting old, I have a serious lack of energy to do something, and I have serious hair loss.
19. In this season when leaves are falling, hair is falling, and balance values ??are also falling, I am very sad.
20. The hairline is gradually moving upward. I have to try my best to avoid using ginger. I read the hilarious jokes about hair loss (Part 2)
21. I lost a lot of hair. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.
22.9． I drank sesame paste on the first day! Hope I never lose my hair again! I will try to go out early every day to buy sesame paste.
23. Alas! Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, but I only have 100 million. It’s still a memory!
24. My mother silently asked me if I have lost weight again, which suddenly made me sigh with emotion. Well, I still want to tell myself to come on!
25. Autumn is really a shedding season.
26. I am so stressed that I lose my hair. I wish I had never come to this world and asked you to give birth to me.
27.2. My hair is falling out badly, and I feel like I am losing more hair if I have long hair. I want to cut my hair to a length of 3 centimeters.
28. Why do I keep losing hair recently? I feel scared every morning after combing my hair and looking at the hair falling on the ground. Am I going bald?
29.22. As time went by, the pressure increased. I dreamed that my whole hair fell out, and then I tried my best to eat black sesame seeds on time every day.
30. I’m stressed, I don’t have enough time, I don’t think about whether it’s worth it, I just want to do it. I feel like my hair is starting to fall out recently.
31.13. My mother just asked sincerely: Do you still have hair when you lose hair like this every day?
32. I want to sleep, I don’t want to stay up late, I don’t want to lose my hair, why am I still so excited now when I have been feeling sleepy since one o’clock, Mr. Zhou? Take me away quickly!
33. I lose my hair so much that I feel like I was a dandelion in my previous life.
34. I code 8,00 words a day, and there is nothing wrong with it except losing a lot of hair.
35. When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult, but when I grew up, I realized that adults have no hair.
36. You will find a lot of hair when you sweep the floor every day, and when you comb your hair, but fortunately, I really have a lot of hair, and I still fall out a lot every day.
37.8. Every night I can't sleep because of my wild thoughts, and my hair is falling out. When I calm down, it's most practical to keep things simple and earn more bread.
38. I have developed the habit of losing my hair and getting up from 4 to 5 o'clock. I am fine, come on
39. From today on, I will never stay up late again! A bald girl keeps healthy online. Her hair is falling out too much. If she wants to have good hair, she must go to bed early.
40. The sad story is that the hair lost in one day of writing a paper is equal to the previous week... Forty excerpts from Kuaishou's video making fun of his hair loss
Kuaishou Copywriting for a video making fun of my own hair loss (Part 1)
1. Apart from gaining weight and losing hair, everything else is not easy.
2. Is there anything you still haven’t figured out in your life? Why do people lose hair...
3. Girls are really strange creatures. There are hair on the floor and hair on the pillow, but there is no hair on the head.
4. My hair doesn’t love me anymore and leaves me.
5. I never use a comb again.
6. I couldn’t sleep all night long, and I was losing a lot of hair and was about to collapse.
7. Every time I wash my hair, I lose a lot of hair. Although it is called metabolism, it is too much.
8. Severe lack of energy to do something, severe hair loss.
9. The amount of hair loss after washing your hair is so much. I feel like I am not far away from baldness.
10. I had insomnia all night long and lost a lot of hair. I was stuck in some unnecessary haze and couldn't get out, just like walking in the white night.
11. Hair loss and hair loss are my own.
12. Lost a lot of hair. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.
13. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair. Recently, I have fallen into a big trap of snacks.
14. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don’t want to lose my hair! I don’t even want to go to work tomorrow!
15. It turns out that I am not the only one suffering from hair loss.
16. There is too much hair loss, and the amount of hair lost after just one wash is devastating.
17. Falling out along with the hair.
18. Ah, I have trouble sleeping again. Maybe tonight is the night I am destined to lose my hair.
19. Beautiful women in ancient times must have beautiful hair, called "dark clouds", so that they can wear various hairstyles to make themselves more beautiful. There are many prescriptions for treating hair loss, nourishing hair, and beautifying hair in the ancient prescriptions.
20. The only thing that has persisted for so many years is hair loss. Kuaishou made a video to poke fun at his own hair loss (Part 2)
21. The world of adults is really difficult. I have lost all my hair. Now with all my hair combined, it is not as long as when I was a child and had two ponytails on one side. thick.
22. Have you been under so much pressure recently that you have lost your hair? My mother silently asked me if I have lost weight again. Suddenly I felt a lot of emotions. Well, I still want to say to myself, come on!
23. With the turn of autumn, the scalp enters a sensitive period and hair loss is prone to occur.
24. Alas! Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, but I only have 100 million. This is still a memory!
25. The hair I fell out in the shower today broke a record again... don't let it fall out again.
26. I have gained a lot of weight recently, but it is good. I finally stopped losing hair in handfuls. Last summer was a nightmare. There is no harm in eating more besides gaining weight.
27. I want to fall asleep! I don’t want to lose my hair! I don’t even want to go to work tomorrow!
28. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair
29. Every day, I take medicine diligently, cook hard, go to bed early and get up early, eat light and reduce the intake of drinks. , set five or six alarm clock reminders, all to avoid losing two hairs.
30. My youth has fallen off along with my hair.
31. I wish everything was as simple as hair loss.
32. Hair loss. Hair loss is me.
33. Who says I don’t like sports? My hair is in free fall all the time.
34. Everyone is single, but I am so bad that I am losing my hair
35. I have insomnia again, maybe tonight is the night I am destined to lose my hair.
36. Autumn is here, the leaves are turning yellow, and it is the season of hair loss.
37. But I am really afraid of losing my hair.
38.3. My hair was curled by a hair dryer and I lost too much hair. Every time I combed my hair and washed it, it fell out in handfuls. I didn't have much hair in the first place, although I wasn't bald.
39. I am a bit worried. Do I need to buy an anti-hair loss product? I am worried about how to fix my baldness.
40. I have four wishes: no hair loss on my head, no acne on my face, no insomnia at night, and no shortage of money on my card.