Gan Long: I'm 45 horses. liuyong: I'm 45 donkeys. What did Little Shenyang do?

During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Aisingiorro Li Hong laid a solid foundation by his grandfather and father, and carried it forward, creating? Anti-sense Shi Sheng? . At that time, the regime was stable, the country was rich and the people were safe, there was no worries at home and abroad, foreign countries came to Korea, and GDP ranked first in the world.

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Since there is no hardship and pressure from our fathers to forge ahead and stand still, why is Lord Qianlong here? Leisure? Keep playing! So he visited Jiangnan six times and wrote more than 40 thousand poems, which promoted Sinology (leading to the formation? Gan family pie? ), the quintessence of Peking Opera was formed at that time.

There are many romantic stories and folklore that have been handed down to this day and are talked about by the public, and various forms of literary and artistic works abound. Among them are Gan Long, Liu Yong and Xiao Shenyang? Iron triangle combination? The story (except the Iron Triangle) is well-known, and everyone is familiar with "The Argument between the Monarch and the Minister" performed by Mr. Liu Baorui, the king of stand-up comic dialogue. What I am talking about today is an extraordinary article in the dispute between monarch and minister.

Liu Yong, the eldest son of Liu Tongxun, a university student, was a cabinet bachelor, who was famous for his law-abiding and honesty. With profound attainments in calligraphy, he was a famous calligraphy master in Qing Dynasty. He is called "Prime Minister of Thick Ink" by the world. It is said that his height is above 1.9 meters, and it is unknown whether there is any textual research, but the image in Prime Minister Liu is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Xiao Shenyang is the most prized minister of Qianlong, with great power.

One day, Emperor Qianlong sat in a golden lantern and discussed politics with college students Liu Yong and Xiao Shenyang. Is it open? Quarrel? Mode. Gan Long said? I am 45 years old. I am a horse. Who is Liu? ? Lu Yong thought for a moment; Reply:? I am 45 years old, and I am a donkey. ?

Emperor Qianlong asked: Since Ai Qing is the same age as me, why is she a donkey? And are there donkeys in the zodiac? ? Liu Yong smiled and answered:? Although I belong to a horse, the horse tied to the side of the house (resident) is for donkeys, unlike the emperor's horse, which can gallop thousands of miles and travel all over the world, so of course I belong to a donkey. ? Ganlong laughed, turned his face and sank, and said, Do you think I am like this? House? Can't Ma Yue make great progress by tying you up? ? Liu Yong was first surprised, then pondered for a moment and replied with a smile. I only live in? House? In order to make the best use of everything and display my talents, I am willing to obey the emperor's command and do my best. ? Hearing this, Gan Long smiled and praised him. Liu answered wonderfully! Somebody, give my royal fan to Liu. ? Liu Yong thanked the emperor and turned his attention to the next small Shenyang.

At first, Xiao Shenyang was secretly proud, because this topic was his contribution to Qianlong. He thought it would embarrass Liu Yong, so that he could report it to Liu Yong several times before. Routine? Old enmity. I didn't expect to be answered skillfully by Liu Yong, and I was rewarded by the emperor. He was thinking about it when he happened to look at Liu Yong's eyes and was surprised. He thought, Bad thing! I don't know what bad idea this Romanian country has to fool me. ?

Listen to Lu Yong unhurried, slowly way:? Play the emperor! In fact, I am 45 years old this year and belong to the same donkey as the minister. ? When this statement came out, Xiao Shenyang and Gan Long were both surprised, but their ideas were different. Ganlong was surprised because he wanted to hear Liu Yong's wonderful remarks behind his back. Small Shenyang a surprised, is it afraid to take the road of Liu Yong today?

Gan Long said? Since Liu made such a statement, it must be reasonable. I'm willing to listen. ? Then I glanced at Shenyang with my eyes and said? And fatty, you can't run today, dig a hole and jump! Who is Liu Yong? You fought him? You fucked my fans for nothing, and you deserve it! ?

Liuyong continued. Ministers are all donkeys and emperors? In the house? Donkey. It's just that this donkey is specialized in transporting goods and moving things, and it takes a lot of effort and strength. Don't believe you. Look at Luo Guo on my back. It is made by carrying things. ? Qianlong smiled, and Xiao Shenyang grinned awkwardly. Liu Yong added:? And the adult donkey is grinding soybeans and tofu. He is hardworking and conscientious at ordinary times, which can be described as hard-working! ? Xiao Shenyang thinks:? It's over! This is the routine of "take it first and then throw it" used by Luo Guo! The higher you lift it, the harder it is! Hey! Listen to what is behind him. ?

Lu Yong went on to say? But the emperor wants to hang a mouth-stealing bell for the donkey ? Gan Long asked? Why is this? ? Liu Yong said? This is to prevent the donkey from doing nothing but stealing soybeans! ? Hearing this, Qianlong laughed again, and the eunuch next to him almost jumped out of the fart. Small Shenyang flushed, at a loss, very anxious to find a crack in the ground.

In this way, Liu Yong, with his cleverness and eloquence, solved the problem of Qianlong and played a trick on small Shenyang, which was very popular. Small Shenyang can only? Dumb people can't tell how bitter it is to eat Rhizoma Coptidis. ?