B: Yes, a cross talk.
A: The two of us, on the stage, are partners.
B: I got off the stage and sat at the same table.
He is you at my deskmate. (Singing) Who married the sentimental you?
B: This song is sung.
A: (Continue to sing) Who comforts you when you cry, who shaves your long hair and who draws your beard?
I have no beard.
A: Isn't it a moustache? Oh, eyebrows.
What are you like?
Just kidding. Now we are close friends like brothers.
Yes, special iron.
A: If I were Nintendo.
B: I'm contra, my best playmate.
If I were Harry Potter.
B: Then I am Dumbledore. I care about you all the time.
If I were Optimus Prime.
B: Then I am Bumblebee, a close comrade-in-arms.
A: If I were a corn cannon.
B: Then I am a tall nut. Well, plants vs. zombies.
A: We have been classmates since childhood.
Yes, we were in the same class in primary school.
A: At that time, the teacher always told us to talk about ideals.
B: Yes, the teacher always asks, What do you want to be when you grow up?
My dream is to be an uncle.
B: Little boys envy * *
Through my years of hard work, my dream has been half realized. ...
B: How can it be half?
Someone calls me uncle. ...
Oh, this half. No matter how hard you try, someone will call you uncle. What's the use?
A: We have been brothers since childhood and have a common old enemy.
B: Old rivals.
A: Yes, his name is "someone else's child".
B: other people's children?
A: Yes, when I was a child, my mother said, look, how obedient other children are.
B: Yes, as soon as I failed the exam, my mother said, you see, others always take the exam 100.
A: The other child never plays games, never talks about QQ, and only studies every day.
B: This boy from other people's family is good-looking and obedient, and he has returned to the first place in his grade.
A: Going to school and living abroad for a month is too much.
B: After talking for a long time, what does the other child look like?
A: Yes, what does such a perfect child look like?
B: I haven't seen it. This is just a legend.
A: One day, the school square called on students to donate blood, saying that 200CC would give a box of chocolates and 400CC a watch. I think I donated 400 yuan, gave my love and wore a watch. My partner is different.
What is wrong with me?
A: My partner heard about it and ran to ask the nurse, "What is 10,000 CC?"
B: Huo, ten thousand milliliters.
The nurse said calmly, "The urn. . . "
B: even the bone marrow is gone.
A: My partner is very caring.
B: What about love? Love, I am infatuated with money.
A: On another occasion, my partner and I went to the movies to play Harry Potter.
Yes, we all like it.
When we entered the stadium, a little girl and her mother were behind us. They are small fans, wearing cloaks and playing with toy wands.
Little Harry Potter fan.
A: She raised her wand and pointed it at my partner's back: I want to turn you into an ugly person! This is also for others, and I may be angry. My partner, very measured, laughed after listening.
B: Boy, we can't be as knowledgeable as him.
A: He turned around and said, "Come to the movies, little friend." He heard a scream: Mom! Mom! The magic worked.
Oh, fuck you.