#好词好句# Introduction April Fool’s Day is also known as April Fool’s Day and Humor Festival. April Fool’s Day falls on April 1 in the Gregorian calendar. It is a popular folk festival that has emerged in the West since the 19th century. It is not recognized as a legal holiday by any country. On this day, people deceive and tease each other in various ways, often revealing the joke at the end and declaring the person being teased to be a "fool". Below are some sentences about April Fools' Day that have been compiled and shared. Welcome to read and learn from them.
Chapter 1
1. Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria. Bacteria are moving vigorously through your body now. Happy April Fool's Day to you.
2. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called unspeakable, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!
3. You are about to travel to another place, and your sincere friends will see you off; the biting cold wind cannot stop our friendship; I hold your hand and say: reform well and strive for a reduced sentence. ! Happy April Fools' Day!
4. There was once a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fools’ Day!
5. Promise me to take good care of myself, to be calm no matter what happens; to be determined no matter what I do; to be optimistic no matter when and where; no matter who I meet, don’t tell him You are crazy! happy holidays!
6. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please go to the People's Bank of China with your saber, shotgun, and cannon at 10 o'clock tonight to collect your prize. Happy April Fools' Day!
7. A beautiful little pig bumps up to you, looks at you with admiration, wags its tail, and shakes its tail. I sang a song to you: I will become you when I grow up! Happy April Fools' Day!
8. Don’t think that building a city means settling; don’t think that sowing seeds means harvesting; don’t think that reaching the top means conquering; don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as today, I was the first to think of you. Happy holidays to you!
9. When the autumn wind rises, I will cut off all the autumn wind and give it to you; when the sun rises in the east, I will look for you among the mountains and rivers; if you run away, I will track you down covered in stinky sweat; if I catch up with you, I will take you home and cook it. you! Alas, beating a dog is not easy! Happy April Fools' Day!
10. If you are ugly, please call 110; if you are not in good shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone. Let's talk in detail. Happy April Fool's Day.
11. Your influence is so broad, so huge, and so far-reaching! So much so that I can't do anything today except tease you... Happy April Fool's Day!
12. There is a kind of person who can be with me forever and ever, called a lover; there is a kind of person with whom my blood is thicker than water, called a relative; there is also a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, for example, watching You who send text messages are called a fool! Happy holidays!
13. I am born with talents that must be useful, but my emotions can’t understand it! One day the emperor asked him in a dream that he would understand after getting up at eight o'clock tomorrow morning after eating the cake (try reading the third word of each sentence and you will be surprised). Happy April Fools' Day!
14. It is true gold, never afraid of the raging flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is Haiyan, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly ! Happy April Fool's Day to you.
15. I give you the twelve zodiac signs: I wish you to be as smart as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as docile as a sheep, and as naughty as a sheep. Like a monkey, beautiful like a chicken, loyal like a dog, and looks like a pig. Happy April Fools' Day!
Chapter 2
1. Seeing you is like seeing the following message: A little pig is amazing. It does not use bowls and chopsticks to eat, but only uses its small mouth. Come and devour it, never worry or lose your temper, no one can compare to you in weight, you think the piggy is stupid or not, you are still reading text messages! Happy April Fools' Day!
2. When you carry a bow and an arrow and walk into the depths of a deep and narrow canyon, you find a wolf in front of you and a ghost behind you. Let me ask you: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts? No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
3. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplars can; not every fool can receive text messages, But you did it! happy holidays!
4. It rains easily in every city, just like I miss you wherever I go; missing is a kind of fruit that is sweet and sour, especially at night; full of memories with uncertainty In my mood, I miss you, miss you, and want to beat you! Happy April Fool's Day.
5. Dear user: Your phone bill balance is less than 0.1 yuan. Please sell your son, daughter, rice, pot, iron, blood, house, land, wife, etc. Hand it in. Thank you for your cooperation! China Telecom.
Happy April Fools' Day!
6. When a horse and a pig encounter a tiger, they turn around and run away. The pig runs slowly, and the horse shouts: Stupid pig! How to run fast with a cell phone in your hand! Throw it quickly! Happy April Fools' Day!
7. Dear user, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April Fool’s Day, April 1st, we provide you with a quick guide to wisdom, as long as you read “I am Two Hundred and Five” ten times in a row. learn. Happy April Fool's Day!
8. Time is amazing. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Don’t panic. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sunlight when talking on the phone! Remember, the higher the better! happy holidays!
9. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet, staying in Shangri-La; wearing fine clothes, riding in a Cadillac; watching live performances, enjoying a happy life of sex; traveling around the world, winning the lottery... I wish you April Fool's Day Dreams come true!
10. When I have something to do, I will be so busy that I feel dizzy; when I have nothing to do, I will be bored; my favorite thing to do is to think about you and send you text messages, because another fool sees you. My text message is gone. Happy April Fools' Day!
11. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! If you are not an acquaintance, it is difficult to tell that you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!
12. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get a bang hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walk along the street, and chant "Okay okay"! Happy April Fool's Day!
13. I recently got a whitening recipe. I saw a very dark person become very white with my own eyes. It is really effective! Of course I will think of you when I have good things. The method is to dip flour into water and apply a few layers on your face. Happy April Fools' Day!
14. Please press down to see the beauty... No, the beauty ran away... I said she ran away and you still press it... Idiot, you are still pressing it... Oh, really not Got it! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
15. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong. Happy April Fools' Day!
Chapter 3
1. To encourage the growth of young people is absurd, to hide one's ears and steal the bell is foolhardy; borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, burning a boat is a decisive battle; romantic affairs are romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is It is dedication; if you continue reading, you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!
2. Imperial decree: By God, the emperor summoned: Because you don’t love me, I will punish you not to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper with you when you poop. The paper should not be more than three feet, until you die of suffocation. ! I appreciate this and get the paper! Happy April Fools' Day!
3. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and Durian like your body scent! Happy April Fool's Day!
4. The purpose of this text message is clear and professional to test your IQ: if you delete this text message, you will have a low IQ, if you save this text message, you will be mentally retarded, if you reply to this text message, you will be an idiot, if you forward this text message, you will be an idiot. , congratulations, you are still saved, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
5. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can’t see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?
6. Three obediences and four virtues on April Fool’s Day: start with the nearest, start with the closest relationship, and start with the temper; classmates can be deceived, colleagues can be tricked, close friends can be teased, lovers can be teased have to.
7. Announcement: April Fool’s Day is coming. The text messages you received on April 1st are all fake and have completely opposite meanings. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome, graceful, beautiful and has a devilish figure!
8. Starting from April 1st, the wages of all staff in the unit will increase by 40%. Please go to the finance department from 9:00 to 17:00 on April 1st to claim the shortfall from January to March. Happy holidays!
9. Dear user, because your mobile phone has sent too many text messages, causing the server system to crash, your use of the text message function has been suspended for 24 hours. Happy April Fools' Day!
10. Seismological station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight wrapped in a quilt, wearing a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils. Happy April Fools' Day!
11. Urgent reminder: There may be tornadoes in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight. Happy April Fools' Day!
12. Others have big bouquets of roses, but I am short of money. I only have a pot of cactus, so I hold it and muster up the courage to say three words to you: "Sit on it!" Happy April Fools' Day!
13. April Fool’s Day is approaching, please stay vigilant. Not only can’t you believe all the text messages you receive, you have to understand them in reverse.
There are many text messages praising you for being smart, but I have intercepted them. I will show them off after April Fool's Day!
14. My dear, I start to miss you again. My love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: the price of pork has increased, and you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fools' Day!
15. Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouting: Are you a brother? It was my brother who did it! Happy April Fools' Day!
Chapter 4
1. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you hope: 1 that you run fast; 2 that you run as fast; 3 that you run faster than Slow as a bear... Answers: 1. You are worse than an animal; 2. You are an animal; 3. You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fools' Day!
2. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a carefree life. happy life, because - stupid.
3. There is a vat of oil and a basket of beans, and the mouse is smelling the fragrance of the beans. Climb up the vat, jump into the basket, and steal oil and beans to do both. I was happy and panicked at the same time. My feet slipped, my body swayed, and "with a plop, I fell into the vat together."
4. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I Love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone. Happy April Fools' Day!
5.Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world despises you, at least there is still us, the National Pig Farm - your warm home. Happy April Fools' Day!
6. I miss you during the day, I miss you at night, I miss you when I eat, I dream about you when I sleep. I can’t make it during the day, I can’t fall asleep at night, I suffer a lot, and thousands of words turn into one sentence: When will I get you? ...5 million grand prize! Happy April Fools' Day!
7. Following the notice from superiors, April Fool’s Day is also a holiday: one minute for the capable, ten minutes for the smart, half an hour for the shrewd, one hour for the smart, half a day for the ordinary, and stupid Give it a day! Alas, people like me basically can’t take a vacation, and may have to work overtime! I really envy you, you can have another fun day! Happy holidays in advance!
8. Your lover should be as gentle as water and as sweet as honey; your opponent should be smart, capable, and strong; your colleague should be someone who works hard and has no temper; your friend should be someone with a pig head, a dog brain, and a runny nose. Don’t After seeing it, I quickly wiped my nose. Happy April Fools' Day!
9.Ah! Your skin is so shiny, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork! Happy April Fools' Day!
10. I want to say goodbye to you. Seeing the innocence written all over your face, my heart is broken. Why did I choose so deeply, but then give up in a hurry? I want you so much. I will always stay with you, but my mother said "Pigs are not allowed in the city"! Happy April Fools' Day!
11. No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you escape, I will chase you. Then beat you to death - a dead fly. Happy April Fools' Day!
12. You borrowed clothes from Baiyun, borrowed wings from the bird, ran up to me like flying, and said to me: This is what a birdman looks like! Happy April Fools' Day!
13. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain.
14. When I met you by chance, I was so flustered that I didn’t know what to do. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose dog is left unattended?"
15. Notice: There will be a leader inspecting the work tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes! Happy April Fools' Day!
Chapter 5
1. One day we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You also wanted to make a wish, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I was stunned and muttered to myself: It's really magical! Happy April Fools' Day!
2. I want to go to the sea with you but I can’t grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountain climbing with you but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can’t reach the happy paradise; I want to be with you but I can’t reach the happy paradise. You go shopping but the police refuses you. He says: You are not allowed to walk your dog! Happy April Fools' Day!
3. It is predicted that in the near future, your IQ index will increase by 50% year-on-year, your laughter level will increase by 50% year-on-year, your facial distortion rate will increase by 50% year-on-year, and your defense level will increase by 50% year-on-year. The chance of being harassed will increase by 50% year-on-year. In general, your chance of being tricked will soar by 250% year-on-year. April Fool's Day is coming, I hope you will feel 100% happy with a 250 heart!
4. They say that meteors respond to requests! I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is moved by me and cuts through the silence of the night sky for me, and then lets it carry my blessings and fall on your sleeping pillow... smash you to death! Happy April Fools' Day!
5. The animal world is so wonderful, with lions roaring and hundreds of birds chirping. Zebras and antelopes are grazing, and bears and elephants are fooling around. The hare bullied the little tortoise and always wanted to race with it.
Only the bastard was quiet, turning on his mobile phone to watch the fun! Happy April Fools' Day!
6. When you see this text message, you have been poisoned by extremely violent love. The only antidote is to marry me. Don’t think about it, let’s get married! Happy April Fools' Day!
7. When you see this text message, congratulations, you have stood out from 99 competitors. You have won my love. Do you want to come out to celebrate? Happy April Fools' Day!
8. A river with spring water and a river with waves make a mountain higher than the other. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his phone. When he takes out his phone and looks down, he realizes that he is an idiot. Happy April Fools' Day!
9. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult! But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you! Happy April Fools' Day!
10. Little Donkey said to Donkey’s mother: Mom, someone sent me a malicious text message before April Fool’s Day came. Can I reply? Mother Donkey said: Don't be fooled, pigs come back, but donkeys, we won't come back. Happy April Fools' Day!
11. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I am afraid that once I say it, we will not even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig. Happy April Fools' Day!
12. I see the vicissitudes of life between your eyebrows, I see confidence in your eyes, I see the years on your forehead, I see leeks between your lips and teeth, go and brush your teeth.
13. Someone saw you yesterday. You were still so charming. You were wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, with a detached and comfortable look. You were so cute. I don’t know how you could compete with me back then. Rabbit's.
14. You used to be gorgeously dressed and always dreamed of a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to have sex with you in spring and autumn, but you still want to have sex with me when you say it’s neither cold nor hot. I was puzzled, aren't you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you only have so many things!
15. This is the last text message that my mobile phone can send. I leave this most precious message to you, because there is something I always wanted to say to you, but never said it out loud - Help me recharge!
Chapter 6
1. Thinking back to those days of innocence, I remember one time I lay leisurely on the grass and looked at the blue sky with white clouds. float. You stay with me tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear, saying: 咩----
2. Becoming a top designer was once the dream of countless people , and you and I think it should be the most perfect one. In terms of speed and novelty, it is definitely the first. You can design one in one night. Okay, stop looking, go and hang out in bed!
3. You are the most beautiful I know. Your chubby figure is very cute. Everyone knows that you love eating meat. You are frugal. His personality is worthy of praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl clean every time.
4. The sky is cloudless, the streams are flowing; the grass on the roadside is swaying in the wind, and the flowers are more beautiful; listening to the sounds of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But everything was destroyed by you in an instant. Please choose a good time next time!
5. Don’t stop: keep chasing your dreams; don’t give in: the sun will rise after surviving the night; the road is hard: sweat is a beautiful blessing; remember: success Just the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into a pit!
6. A good man aims at the battlefield and has a pair of binoculars to lock the enemy's movements. Although this wish has come true, you still hold the telescope and look forward to it endlessly... until one day the girl on the opposite floor yells: What are you looking at? A stinky scoundrel!
7. I like smoking, you like convulsions; I like to spend money, you like to make money; I like to see jokes, you like to make jokes; don’t worry about our relationship, just send text messages to the ones you are destined for.
8. I’ve been miserable recently. I went to clean the windows at Obama’s house and wash the dishes at Putin’s house. I barely made a dime. I couldn’t bear to eat or wear clothes, so I sent a text message to tell you: It’s been cold lately. , wear more clothes!
9. I dug a mine specially for you, which contains: Nominated for the gold list, Silver heart, copper heart forever, Aluminum wins over aluminum, Potassium court is happy, Coal has troubles, No worries, no bounds!
10. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I like your eyes, happy expression, walking posture, coquettish cuteness, and even the way you sleep. Fascinating, but what makes me angry the most is that if you don’t catch the mice, you will still lose your hair!
11. I am on top, and she is on the bottom. I wanted it very much, and she coveted it even more. Later... I was happy and she was in pain. Answer: fishing.
12. In fact, sometimes you can turn off your phone, log out of social software, and don’t log in to Weibo. Enjoy the peace and open it again after a few days. Then you will find ：No one can contact you!
13. God! Please send a watermelon for me to those who forget me, don’t call me, don’t send me text messages , don’t miss my guys, wish them a good meal, and then step on the watermelon rinds while walking...
14. There are colorful fallen flowers in the forest, and my white clothes are better than the snow. I sit on my knees and caress the Yao Qin. , you stand quietly aside, you are my only confidant.
As a result, you and I have created a legend that has been passed down through the ages - playing the piano to a cow...
15. In a person's life, life is a business. Some people run relationships, some run interests, and some Manage happiness, while some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you are awesome, you run "bragging".
16. Becoming a top designer was once the dream of countless people, but you and I think we should be the most perfect one. In terms of speed and novelty, we are definitely the first. We can design a piece in one night. Okay, stop looking, go and hang out!
17. Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, walked around the mountains, ate together, drank soup together, although You never reply to my text messages, but I still remind you: Bajie, it’s cold, wear a cassock when you go out!
18. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look more chic! The waves beat at you With your feet, you look more flawless! Facing the morning glow in the east, you look like a sea spray! It’s hard for someone who’s not an acquaintance to see that you’re a fool!
19. There is a question that stumps me. I think only you can help me and ask: What does the phrase "pig shit blocking the aisle" mean? You must think about it again and again and tell me when you know it.
20. Guan Yu went to the banquet of Emperor Zhenwu, but was stopped by two generals, Turtle and Snake, at the door. Guan Yu asked why, and the tortoise general said that anyone guilty of drinking, sex, and wealth would not be allowed in. You warmed the wine and killed Hua Xiong, and Cao Cao sent you a beautiful maid. You mounted the horse with gold and dismounted the horse with silver. Guan Yu was shocked: I don’t see that you, a turtle, are quite familiar with the Three Kingdoms.