Can people grow taller if they water them?
Angel is the shortest girl in the class. Once in a Chinese class, Teacher Qin asked everyone to make a sentence using "hope". The sentence Angel created is: I hope to grow as tall as the tree outside the classroom.
The tree outside the classroom is a tall paulownia tree, at least ten meters high. The students all laughed, and Teacher Qin also laughed.
On Arbor Day, Teacher Qin took the students to a beautiful river and watered the small trees by the river. Teacher Qin said that after watering the sapling, the sapling grew taller.
Teacher Qin assigned two students to a group: a male student and a female student. The male students carry water and the female students water it.
An Qier and Ma Xiaotiao are in a group.
Ma Xiaotiao asked Angel: "Has your mother watered you?"
Angel said no.
"No wonder you are so short. It turns out that your mother doesn't even water you."
Angel asked: "Will I grow taller if I water you?"
"Of course!" Ma Xiaotiao pointed to a tree that Angel was watering, "Look, if you water the tree, the tree will grow very tall.
Angel He asked again: “I shower with water every night, does this count as watering? ”
Ma Xiaotiao thought for a moment and said, “It doesn’t count.” What you pour is hot water, and what we pour on the tree is cold water. Don't you want to grow as tall as the paulownia tree outside the classroom? You have to water it with cold water. ”
Angel was standing next to a small tree, but she forgot to water the tree. She thought crazily, imagining that she would grow a little taller after being watered once. Watering every day, It grows every day until it is as tall as a paulownia tree.
“Angel, please water it quickly!”
Seeing Angel standing there like a wooden figure, Ma Xiaotiao asked. Shouted to her.
“Ma Xiaotiao, I want you to water me. "
"Really?"
Ma Xiaotiao was eager to water Angel. Seeing that there was still more than half a bucket of water in the bucket, Ma Xiaotiao lifted it up and with a splash, the water flowed from Angel.
It was still early spring, and Angel was still wearing a thick sweater. Her head, clothes, and shoes were all covered with water, like a poor drowned rat.
"It's so cold!"
An Qier was shaking all over, and her lips were already purple from the cold.
Some classmates had already told Teacher Qin to come over. , seeing An Qier's appearance, she was anxious and angry.
"Ma Xiaotiao, you...you are so shameless!"
When Teacher Qin is angry, his face will change. Red. Neither An Qier nor Ma Xiaotiao understood why Teacher Qin was so angry.
Teacher Qin said that Ma Xiaotiao bullied his female classmates. Ma Xiaotiao said that he did not bully An Qier, but that he was helping An Qier grow up. High.
“Ma Xiaotiao, Ma Xiaotiao!” Teacher Qin pointed at Ma Xiaotiao’s head, “Is there something wrong with your brain?
Teacher Qin Asked Ma Xiaotiao to apologize to Angel. Ma Xiaotiao didn’t understand why he wanted to apologize to Angel. He was helping Angel grow taller!
Ma Xiaotiao saw Teacher Qin angry and it was quite scary. He had to Bowed to Angel and said: "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
"I...I don't want...Ma Xiaotiao...to apologize." Angel said to Teacher Qin tremblingly. , "I...asked...Ma Xiaotiao to...water me..."
"Angel, is there something wrong with your head too?"
As soon as Teacher Qin said this, she regretted it. It's okay to say that there's something wrong with Ma Xiaotiao's head, but it's absolutely not okay to say that there's something wrong with Angel's head, because there's something wrong with her brain to begin with.
Hearing Angel sneezing loudly, Teacher Qin quickly took off his woolen coat, put it on Angel, and immediately sent her home.
See An Qier was soaked like this, and An's mother was heartbroken. She really wanted to rush to the opposite door to find Ma Xiaotiao's parents and ask them to discipline their son, but because of Teacher Qin's dedication, she wanted to first Just bear with it.
Mother An gave Angel a hot bath. She was washing and crying. The daughter is her mother's heart. No matter how silly or stupid Angel is, she is still her darling. She would never allow her daughter to be bullied!
The more An’s mother thought about it, the angrier she became. She decided to go to Ma Xiaotiao’s parents for an explanation.
Mother An was like a fighter about to go to war. Just as she was about to rush out the door with high spirits, she was stopped by Angel.
“Mom, I’m hungry!”
Mrs. An weighed it up: is it more important to ask for an explanation, or is her daughter’s belly more important? In the end, she felt that her daughter’s belly was more important. She turned around, put on her apron, and entered the kitchen.
In fact, after Teacher Qin left An Qier’s home, he called Ma Xiaotiao’s father. She told what happened today, and emphasized that if Ma Xiaotiao poured water on other female classmates today, it would be fine to give him a lesson, but he was pouring water on An Qier... Mr. Ma Tianxiao was surprised when he heard that Ma Xiaotiao Bullying a girl like An Qier, she wanted to go home immediately and give Ma Xiaotiao a good beating.
As soon as Mr. Ma Tianxiao returned home, he asked Ma Xiaotiao to take off his pants.
Every time he spanked his son, Mr. Ma Tianxiao would ask Ma Xiaotiao to take off his pants and spank him.
The horse can't escape even after a small jump. He said before he took it off, he wanted to find out why he was being beaten.
Mr. Ma Tianxiao said: "You poured water over Angel's head. Do you think we should hit her?"
Ma Xiaotiao said that Angel asked him to pour it on her. .
“Did she ask you to pour it?” Mr. Ma Tianxiao sneered, “There is no such stupid person in the world.”
“Dad, listen to me——” Ma Xiaotiao put his mouth close to Mr. Ma Tianxiao's ear, "Angel is so stupid."
Mr. Ma Tianxiao slapped Ma Xiaotiao on the buttocks. He warned Ma Xiaotiao very seriously: "If you ever call An Qier stupid again, I won't beat your ass!"
Mr. Ma Tianxiao wants to take Ma Xiaotiao to An Qier's house to apologize. Ma Xiaotiao said: "Are you just going empty-handed?"
Mr. Ma Tianxiao thought about it right. Giving some gifts can express their sincerity in apologizing to some extent.
Mr. Ma Tianxiao saw Ma Xiaotiao happily rushing out, as if visiting relatives, so he had to remind him: "Ma Xiaotiao, don't think that this matter is over. You will still fight when you come back." ."
They went to the supermarket to buy gifts first. As soon as he entered the supermarket, Ma Xiaotiao disappeared. Mr. Ma Tianxiao looked around, but Ma Xiaotiao had already pushed a cart of things and was waiting at the cashier.
Ma Xiaotiao pointed to a cart of colorful things and said to Mr. Ma Tianxiao: "These are the things Angel likes to eat."
Actually, these are all horses Xiaotiao likes to eat.
Ma Xiaotiao carried a large bag, and Mr. Ma Tianxiao carried a large bag, and came to Angel's house dripping with sweat.
As soon as he entered the door, Ma Xiaotiao carried everything into Angel's room, and the two of them ate happily. Mr. Ma Tianxiao was left there, so he had to keep bowing to Mother An and saying apologies, which made Mother An very embarrassed.
She was so full of anger that she had already flown out of the sky.
Mr. Ma Tianxiao and An’s father got along pretty well. They mainly talked about football. Later, seeing that it was getting late, Mr. Ma Tianxiao asked Ma Xiaotiao to go home. Ma Xiaotiao was afraid that his father would beat him again when he returned home, so he ordered An Qier to say that he would not let him go and would play with her for a while longer. After playing until An Qier wanted to sleep, Ma Xiaotiao had to follow Mr. Ma Tianxiao home.
Mr. Ma Tianxiao and An’s father had a great time chatting about football, and they forgot about playing Ma Xiaotiao when they got home.
Unlucky eggs, sad eggs and happy eggs
An Qier likes to talk to Ma Xiaotiao about Brother Han Li. When you tell others about Brother Han Li, no one else recognizes him. Brother Han Li is a neighbor of An Qier's family and Ma Xiaotiao's family.
"Ma Xiaotiao, have you noticed that brother Han Li has lost a lot of weight recently.
"Thin is cool!"
Ma Xiaotiao put two He sucked his cheeks in and gave Angel a cool look, but Angel didn't look at him, so Ma Xiaotiao wasted his expression again.
"Ma Xiaotiao, have you noticed Brother Han Li's hair?" He has also grown a lot. ”
“You are so talented and handsome!
Ma Xiaotiao shook his head. He wanted to toss his hair from one side to the other in a cool way. It's a pity that his hair is too short. When he shakes his head, it's like twisting his neck. Angel is looking at him.
"Ma Xiaotiao, what's wrong with your neck?"
This expression was ruined by An Qier again. With a girl like her, she will never understand you, Ma Xiaotiao. Jump can only think so.
"Ma Xiaotiao, brother Han Li must be sick. Let's go see him, okay?"
You need to bring something with you to see a patient.
Angel went home and took the biggest and reddest apple, and pulled out a yellow carnation from the vase. While watching TV series on weekdays, Angel has forgotten many plots, but she remembers these warm details very firmly.
Ma Xiaotiao only knew that patients needed nutrition, and eggs were the most nutritious thing. There were only three eggs in their refrigerator, and he could only send three eggs to brother Han Li.
They knocked on the door of brother Han Li’s house, and brother Han Li was holding a guitar and singing.
Ma Xiaotiao asked: "Brother Han Li, are you still singing when you are sick?"
Brother Han Li was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk to them. He played the guitar again and sang, but Ma Xiaotiao couldn't understand a word. Besides, he didn't like such slow songs. He believed that Brother Hanli was really sick, and only patients could sing such anxious songs.
Ma Xiaotiao couldn't stand listening, so he ran to the kitchen to boil eggs. He hoped that after eating his boiled eggs, brother Han Li would sing the lively and upbeat songs he liked.
Angel sat on the small chair in front of brother Han Li, like a quiet little kitten.
What Brother Han Li sang was an English song, and Angel couldn’t understand a word of it, but she knew that what Brother Han Li sang was a sad song, because the tune that came out of his fingers was low and deep. sad. Brother Hanli was immersed in this sad song, as if he was telling Angel a heartbreaking past event.
While listening, two tears rolled down from Angel's eyes.
Brother Han Li stopped playing and singing and looked at Angel in surprise. He was surprised that Angel understood his music.
"Angel, do you understand?"
Angel nodded.
"What did you understand?"
Angel stood up the photo frame he had turned upside down on the table. It was a photo of his girlfriend.
"Does she not want you anymore?"
Brother Han Li closed his eyes in pain.
"Is she going to marry someone else?"
Brother Han Li couldn't control himself anymore, and he cried like a child.
Angel walked over, hugged Han Li's brother's head, and patted his back gently as if coaxing a child.
When Ma Xiaotiao heard the crying, he ran out of the kitchen and asked Han Li why he was crying. Angel told him that Han Li's brother's girlfriend no longer wanted him and was going to marry someone else.
"Brother Han Li, what is there to cry about?" Ma Xiaotiao disagreed, "When An Qier grows up, you can marry her."
With a puff, Brother Han Li burst into laughter.
Ma Xiaotiao was very proud. He felt that his words were very effective.
Ma Xiaotiao brought out the boiled eggs for brother Han Li to eat. Brother Han Li refused to eat, so he couldn't eat it.
Looking at his sad face, Ma Xiaotiao looked like an unlucky man. Ma Xiaotiao can draw eggs, which he learned from taking teacher Yuyanyan's art class. He used a pen to draw Brother Han Li's messy hairstyle on the egg, as well as Brother Han Li's inverted eyebrows and downturned mouth.
Ma Xiaotiao hid the unlucky guy behind his back.
"Brother Han Li, you don't have to eat the boiled eggs, but you must eat them, you unlucky guy!"
Brother Han Li asked: "What unlucky guy?"
p>Ma Xiaotiao took out the unlucky guy and asked, "Who does this unlucky guy look like?"
An Qier said, "Looks like brother Han Li."
Ma Xiaotiao walked away. Go to the window sill and say: "If you don't get rid of this unlucky guy, I will put it on the windowsill for everyone to see this unlucky guy."
Brother Han Li took Ma Xiaotiao I had no choice but to eat the unfortunate guy in two bites.
While brother Han Li was eating the unlucky egg, Ma Xiaotiao drew another sad egg. He drew brother Han Li's eyes on the egg, with two strings of tears hanging under his eyes.
"Brother Han Li, if you eat this sad egg, you will no longer be sad."
"Brother Han Li, I don't want you to be sad." Angel gave the sad egg to Brother Han Li said, "Eat the sad egg quickly!"
Brother Han Li couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to eat the sad egg.
With the last egg left, Ma Xiaotiao wanted to draw a happy egg. He drew Brother Han Li’s mouth to be curved upward, and brother Han Li’s eyes to be curved downward.
"Brother Han Li, eat this happy egg, and you will be happy from now on."
Angel took brother Han Li's hand and shook it: "Brother Han Li, eat the happy eggs quickly!"
Brother Han Li wanted to cry again. This time he was moved by these two children. How could he refuse their kindness?
Brother Han Li ate the happy egg in two bites.
"Okay!" Ma Xiaotiao patted brother Han Li on the shoulder, "You are no longer a patient. Angel, let's go!"
In Ma Xiaotiao's logic , People who can eat three eggs at once are not sick.