April Fool’s Day QQ methods to tease people

Ways to trick people on QQ on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is approaching, how to trick others on QQ? Then you need to think of some creative ways or jokes to tease people, as follows Here are some ways to use QQ to tease people on April Fool's Day. Welcome to read. I hope you like it.

April Fool’s Day QQ method to harass people

The most basic method:

Simple and easy, suitable for all people who use computers

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Set a screen saver on someone else's computer while they are in the bathroom and add xxxx; fake a speech from the website administrator: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and exit"; send an email to a friend, first Pack and repackage with Winzip. Finally, it was made into a self-extracting file, and the cycle was repeated several times. When the other party finally opened the letter, there were only 6 words: Today is April Fools' Day!

Disguise:

Suitable for friends who use OICQ, ICQ and other instant messaging software

Use emergency events to get rid of the fool who is using instant messaging software , open the modify personal information option of the instant messaging software, use the keyboard and mouse to completely modify the online appearance of the fool.

As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don’t forget to destroy any evidence that may reveal your identity. This method is not easy to detect. Not only will the fooled person's friends be confused about who he is for a while, but even the fooled person himself will be confused for a while.

Another method is to try to obtain the OICQ number of the deceived person, apply for a new OICQ number yourself, and fill in the personal information according to the details of the deceived person. Add the fooled person to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the other party's weakness and start a "large-scale bombing" on it. The main purpose of this method is to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding it when using it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.

Remind the fooled:

No matter when and where you are, you must remember to lock the system before leaving the computer. Once you suspect that you have been tricked, you can only observe carefully and carefully to crack it.

Replacement:

Change some settings on the fooled computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some scary or bizarre sounds , and then set it as the Windows startup (shutdown) sound. In this way, when the fool turns the phone on (or off), he will definitely be shocked.

Change the target folder corresponding to "My Documents" on the fool's computer, making him mistakenly think that all the documents he has worked so hard to write have disappeared.

Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click the shortcut to open the program, but they find that the program corresponding to the shortcut is not started. Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fooling people is first-rate, enough to make the fooled person's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise, and his whole body break into a cold sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because if you are not careful, you can make a big mistake.

Reminder:

Don’t give anyone access to your computer on April Fool’s Day.

Touch the hardware:

When a computer fails, most people will look at whether there is a problem with the program or network, and rarely consider the subtle hardware aspects

You can loosen the power plug of the monitor or mouse before the fool goes to work. Then when the fool turns on his computer at work, he will find a black screen on the monitor or a message that the mouse cannot be found. Just when he doesn't know When the time comes, if you show up bravely and solve the problem easily, then the other party will not only not think of being fooled, but will also be very grateful to you.

April Fool’s Day text messages

1. Others say you are clumsy, but I believe that fools are blessed. Others say you are dull, but I believe that sometimes wishful thinking can come true. Others say you are stupid and ignorant, but I know that being wise and foolish is your magic weapon!

2. Don’t mention Di Renjie to me, today is April Fool’s Day. I am not Jiang Taigong, and you are not a mermaid. I don't want to make you cry, I just want to tease you. What? No feeling. Then keep scrolling: Happy holidays, fool!

3. My nickname is Bachelor. I am a bit stupid by nature and not good at chatting with others. I am still single. My relatives and friends are looking forward to finding a good partner as soon as possible, ending my bachelor life and forming a good marriage. As Singles' Day is approaching, I finally mustered up the courage to confide in you and ask you by the way: Are you willing? Join me hand in hand to spend your life!

4. Baby Pig’s Aike: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand your text messages. But the pigs are talking about it, and the pigs in the world are talking about it!

5. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why were I separated from Gao Jia Yulan?

Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a monster. I am afraid that your child will be born a human monster!

6. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walk along the street, mouth There are words in it, "Okay, okay, okay." Happy April Fools' Day!

7. I send you my wishes on April Fool’s Day. May you have: a day of beautiful clothes and food, a love of birds and flowers, a career that is like a fish in water, and a happy life every year. "Excess" money has the power to call for "rain"! Happy April Fools' Day!

8. Measure the window, bed and wall. Jump on the bed and measure the window. Measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, and the bed is longer than the window. The window is not as long as the bed, and the bed is not as long as the wall. , so the wall is longer than the bed and the window. If you don’t read well, hit the wall.

9. The teacher said: Looking for two people, I want the class beauty. So we voted for class beauties, held a class, and selected the two most beautiful girls.

The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office and move the flowers! Happy April Fool's Day~ ;