Let me tell a story about this kind of problem. The following is an ugly man's life in pursuit of love. We should look at it dialectically, sighing while eating melon seeds:
Once upon a time in the Song Dynasty, there was a young man named Xia. His name was San Lan.
When Xia Sanlan was born, the livestock in the village buzzed and thunder rolled in the clear sky, killing his biological mother and shocking the midwife. It was nothing more than ugliness.
It is said that this young man has a flat nose, small eyes, brown hair, thick lips, black teeth, a big mole on his cheek and a curly hair on the mole. You said this is a secular pig, a near-re-embodiment black Li Kui jy, which is an insult to these two people. In short, everyone who saw Xia Sanlan ran to tell each other: "Pig demon."
When Xia Sanlan was young, his father went out to set up a stall and occupied the official road. He was beaten by the stall-pulling soldiers, accused of illegal business, went to prison and died a few days later. Xia Sanlan was left alone, desperate, and went up the mountain to cast a Taoist temple.
Seeing the surging tide in Xia Sanlan's life, the veteran said, "Fuck, you repaired the computer in the sky in your last life, wrote the wrong code, and were demoted to the earth." I hate your colleagues and deliberately lower the resolution for you, so I born this way, but your life is unique and can be made of matter. I will accept you. "
When you become a Taoist, you will travel with your master. This pulse is a fire house, and you can get married and have children. By the time Xia Sanlan was 20 years old, she was already a five-foot man, and it was getting more and more dangerous. People often see the road and bow their heads and say that they should learn the spirit of black bears when they grow up. Is this learning from the west?
The Taoist priest was unhappy and said that this is my apprentice, Xia Sanlan,No. Nong. Don't hack him.
The man has more ideas when he grows up. One day in summer, he paid homage to the old road and said, master, I also want to marry a young lady and live together with you. I'm afraid my sexual orientation is not clear.
The old man's face turns red, it's ok to say it, but you have to have a skill to be ugly, otherwise you can't say it's white and beautiful, even you can't reach it.
After that, the veteran waved his hand, passed on a few strokes of swordsmanship, and found some PPT to subdue demons, so that Xia Sanlan could learn to succeed. She has her own girl. When she arrived, she took out a small black disk, saying that it was a natural way or a hard disk, and she really couldn't find a wife. What's on this hard drive can also make you live for ten or twenty years. Remember, use her left hand flexibly
It is said that Xia Sanlan learned Taoism and drove all the way alone, which increased his skill points and agility and killed many villains and monsters. He is quite famous. He added a V to the cassock, with more than 10,000 fans, and finally he was full and warm.
On this day, I just finished the ceremony and met Carman Lee, the daughter of Mr. Li's family. She was born, by the way, just like her name. Others say that there is a savage, a one-armed man, a black iron sword and a butcher outside this girl Li. She was not allowed to serve at the table, and her family objected. Xia Sanlan thinks he is also a big V, a public official with religious identity.
Xia Sanlan came forward and said, "Aunt, no need, miss, can you have dinner with me?" "
Carman Lee lowered his eyebrows: "Brother Diao, did you send you to pick me up later?" "
Carman Lee is dead.
After committing human life, Xia Sanlan fled to neighboring States overnight. He was very angry and found a shop to buy wine. He asked him, "Why do you say that I am a swordsman in chinese odyssey, but I can't get into Miss Li's eyes? At the beginning, he called me big eagle. I'm not like the sculpture here. Then I stood up and waved my arms, brought a gust of wind and shouted, "What a special mountain carving! "
"Brother Diao."
Glared at summer scattered rings.
"No, no, no, sir. I think that girl Li is probably a prostitute. In people's eyes, you are just a sports school student. You can win a gold medal at the world congress at most. Not romantic, naturally not interested in you. "
"You quite understand."
The page said with a smile, you know that I am a page here, but I don't know that I am also a great person online. My surname is Li Ming, the second artillery, and my name is Tianyi, and my name is Youzhou Small Silver Gun. I went to school in my early years and stayed abroad. If I hadn't been accused of drunken adultery, I would have been accused of changing shifts. How did I end up like this? Because of my literary talent, I miss the woman I slept with. . .
Li Shuang held out his hand with a gun, and Xia Sanlan thought he was going to say five. As a result, this fellow broke his fingers and counted there.
"That's all. In short, the girl passed five cars. "
"Brother Li is good at making sentences."
"In short, ugly will read more books. Don't say I didn't teach you. "
After bidding farewell to Li Shuang's gun, Xia Sanlan felt vicious and said that she was determined to marry a literary woman in her life. Say that finish, she threw the sword into the shop, said she would give it to you, and walked away, leaving Li Shuang's gun and two monks scratching their heads, holding the sword and watching it carefully. Fuck, this attribute is still green equipment. At that time, I thought of my own eight-foot silver gun, which was a local tyrant and the red star of the spear was shining.
Speaking of which, Xia Sanlan took off her cassock, threw down her sword and entered an adult academician courtyard. He went to night school. This guy studied hard and learned something in a few years.
"Sanlan, as a teacher, I think your article is wonderful. You can publish a book with a little polish."
"Teacher, I study literature just to marry a wife." Xia Sanlan bowed.
"You are honest." The master said with a smile that he thought I drifted to Beijing and played the pipa well. I was called Six Fingers Piano Magic and formed a band to leave and run. Later, I fell in love with the beautiful women in the eastern suburbs. I sang the first song "The Brightest Star in the Palace" and was sued by the Literary Inquisition, saying that you put the emperor in a special place. After three years in prison, the beautiful woman has married someone else.
Two people were silent.
"Good luck," said the teacher.
After bidding farewell to the teacher, Xia Sanlan opened a bookstore in the suburbs, sold some western coffee, planted some flowers and plants, and named herself big stallion. Famous, quite a few young artists come to drink tea, saying that the owner is ugly, but in the eyes of these people, it is quite interesting. This bookstore is nicknamed Asimodo Square.
One of the regulars is a woman, born with a variety of amorous feelings, watery, waist-long hair, good at smoking and tasting red wine, who has been to Tubo and walked through Dali, and is a standard literary girl.
Every day, this woman always sits at sunset. She doesn't think Xia Sanlan is magnificent, but she also talks with him about Chinese and foreign writers. Xia Sanlan often attracts the girl's eyes with a pair of stars and a charming look. They talked from Yoshiki Tanaka's masterpiece The Legend of the Heroes in Tianhe to Shakespeare's Luo Sheng and the Night Niang in Yi Xi, and often talked late into the night, but the snow fell unexpectedly.
"Girl, want to close today. I'll buy this girl a drink. " Summer scattered rings this day summon up courage, red face said.
"No, Asimodo, I want to travel."
Xia Sanlan doesn't understand Asimodo. She only knows that the girl is leaving. Where are you going? The girl smiled and said, I want to visit the north.
Xia Sanlan said, "Will you come back? When I come back, I will buy a house facing the canal, which is full of spring flowers. " .
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