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Crosstalk: Telling the story of Tianjin Health Campus

Telling the story of Tianjin Health students themselves.

Zhan Hao, this strange boy, first gave people the impression that he was steady, upright, cold and handsome, a little bit unrestrained, and overly protective of himself, so picky. But if you look carefully, you can feel a lot of naughtiness and mischief from his eyes and the corners of his mouth.

"Yo! Here we come." God knows who he is greeting.

(Everyone laughs) Fool, here we come. (Zhan was seen holding a plastic bag with 5 bottles of water in it. He loves drinking water, which is one of his unique characteristics.)

Yang, Gao: You! Zhan: What are you doing? Yang, Gao: Get the rag! hurry up. Your value is on this rag.

Gao: Come on, come on, Zhan Hao’s rag, wipe it as you please, come and polish your shoes. (Just saying)

Zhan: OK, come on.

(My classmate "Big Brother" came in from outside. He didn't bring anything with him. There was no school bag, notebook, or pencil case. He was panic-stricken and sleepy-eyed)

Big Brother: What time is it now? . (Answer from the side: 8:15) Go to bed! (Fall down on the desk and fall asleep)

Yang: Look at this big brother, he will fall asleep as soon as he comes. This is just for fun.

Zhan: Hey, where has Wang Chao gone? (Wang Chao’s schoolbag is there, but no one is there) (Wang Chao opens the door and comes in, shouting loudly)

Wang Chao: Where did I go earlier! ? (Wang Chao's breakfast - fried eggs in flatbread, steak, crab meat, pickles, peppers, kelp, shredded carrots and cucumbers) Who stole my breakfast! I couldn't find it earlier.

Yang: Ha, it’s so early in the morning, it’s gone early. Complaint case. Zhan: I'm offending someone. (Wang Chao saw Zhan Hao greeting him to clean the table for him)

Wang Chao: (gesturing with his eyes and making gestures with his hands, asking Zhan Hao to wipe the table. Zhan Hao glanced at him, but he still used the rag. Speaking to others)

Zhan: Just like the ones in schools for the deaf and mute, they can only gesture but cannot speak. Wang Chao: Wipe it clean for me quickly. The legs of the table and the back of the chair are scratched. This is exercise for you. In the future, you want to be a waiter, so you applied for the job. Your boss asked you if you had any work experience. Tell him when the time comes. I clean the tables for our classmates every day. (Zhan Hao is done) There are advantages and no disadvantages. (Yelling) Who the hell kidnapped me earlier! ? Hand it over to me quickly, and I might still be able to forgive him.

Zhan: Stop shouting, it’s like buying the evening paper.

(At this time, Liu Song came to the class. He was short in stature. He behaved crazily and weirdly. He loved to sing and dance when he had nothing to do. He sang and danced with great concentration until he was so cruel that he was given nicknames. "Dead ghost 1" - means different from normal people, like being raised in the underworld. No! Liu walked over singing Jay Chou's "Nunchaku". Loosen your throat. Roar! Roar! Haha! Nunchaku, nunchuck!" "Zhanhao, can you give me a glass of water." (Everyone around them was laughing, and there seemed to be a hint)

Zhan Hao: (smiling secretly) Okay, take it. (Hands the water bottle to him, Liu Song is jumping back to his seat)

Yang: (staring at the water bottle in Liu Song’s hand) If you don’t close the window, how strong is the wind? No one touched the water bottle, so it was blown away. (Liu Song hit Yang with his hand, and Yang said to Zhan Hao without paying attention) Oh, who were you talking to just now? How do you talk to yourself?

Zhan Hao: Huh? I don't know what's going on. I just hear the sound but don't see the person.

Gao: Even if there is someone, we can’t see him. He, damn ghost! (Liu Song beats Zhan Hao and Gao again respectively)

Liu Song: You are also excited, and you. (Zhan and Gao seemed to react after being beaten) "Why did I feel something touching me just now? Me too." (At this time, Wang Chao still hadn't found his breakfast, and seemed to shout at the top of his lungs)

Wang Chao: I’m just wondering, why is a good set of pancakes and scrambled eggs gone? !

Liang Xiaoyan: (to Zhanhao) Doraemon! It seems that people are so anxious that they won't give Wang Chao a chance to change. Zhan Hao: You are kind.

("Marketing" class, Teacher Zhou, Ms. Zhou came in. She was nicknamed "Dead Ghost 2" - she behaved abnormally and taught lifelessly. She stood at the door)

Teacher Zhou: Sit down, it's time for class. (Take a large newspaper and wrap the teaching materials and lesson plans. Slowly walk to the podium, ready to start the lecture) Zhan Hao: Class is here again. Yang: Where can you see people here and there? She is a dead ghost. Zhan: Have you forgotten, isn’t this still “broadcast teaching”? I only asked about his voice, but didn't see his person. Ugh, that's not right. For computer chips, I go to the Academic Affairs Section to get a CD every time during class. Yang: High-tech, our school pays 2,500 a year, which is really worth it. Many advanced technologies are used by us.

Zhan Hao: Not only is it a broadcast, the blackboard is also fully automatic, and the chalk can write on its own. Wang: (almost hoarse) My breakfast! ~ (Zhu Hongsheng and Liu Jiansong smiled darkly at Wang Chao)

Zhu: Wife Chao, look over at the lectern. (Wang Chao went straight to the desk and opened a pile of shabby books. Sure enough, there were fried eggs with big cakes)

Wang Chao: Finally found it, (still not giving up) Whoever did it is the one who abused the whole family. I despise it. Him! (Sit down)

(Ms. Zhou is giving a lecture on the stage, but no one is listening at all.

There were all kinds of people playing cards, chatting, and playing checkers; her old man was teaching "Marketing", and the class was really as lively as the market. We and some others listened to the lectures entirely out of humanitarianism. We felt sorry for her. What should we do? At such an old age, there are seniors and juniors. It is not easy to make some money. Just bear with it)

Zhan: (to Yang) Lecture by yourself and listen by yourself. No one listened to her. Don't you want to entertain yourself? This teacher is purely a decoration, no different in nature from an indoor sculpture.

Gao: Hi, I didn’t even bring a book. Yang: Ouch, is this teacher teaching our class? I'm not impressed at all. What class does she teach? Zhan: "Marketing". Yang: We also have a market course! I didn’t know it would be so long since school started. (Suddenly, the classroom door opens, and no one is there for the time being. Wait a moment, Liu Bin and Chen Guang come in, they are late) Teacher Zhou: What are you two doing?

Wang Chao: The teacher is mentally retarded. Isn’t it obvious? They were late.

Teacher Zhou: Why are you late? This is the first time I'm late.

Liu: I really made you laugh that you didn’t catch up with the bus. Teacher Zhou: (to Chen Guang) What about you?

Chen: It’s foggy outside today and we’re lost.

(Laughter)

Teacher Zhou: Be careful next time and go back.

(The two sit down)

Chen: (to Zhan Hao) Crazy! Did you wipe my chair?

Zhan: Damn it, Wang Chao has sat down several times. Chen: Bad luck. Beat him up. Wang: (Wang and Chen are at the same table) How many hours can we play?

Chen: I arrived at "Hao Scenery" (an Internet cafe) at 6:30, almost three hours ago.

Wang: Have you passed the "Magic Valley" test?

Chen: Passed! He also picked up a "Purple Gold Helmet" and a "Prince's Sword"; Liu Bin sold a "Magic Ring" for 6 million.

Wang: Fool, go through a few more levels and get to the "Taoist City". The last time you can sell it is 15 million. The "root" was like this last time. Don’t sell it easily!

Chen: Really? Didn't you tell me earlier that the "Gem Ring" and "Holy Armor" I bought for 500,000 yuan were sold in the "Cultivation City".

Wang: How much? Chen: 4 million. Liu: (To Chen Guang) Don't listen to him. At that time, the "Guardian Sword" of "Master Xima" only sold for 1 million.

Wang: (to Liu Bin) Then you haven't passed the "Lake of Fire"...

Zhou: For those students who have just come in, it's already too late, so stop talking.

Zhan: (to Yang) When outsiders heard about it, they would ask for millions every day! I don't think this is a big deal. Actually, online games.

Yang: To be honest, there are people in our class who take advantage of the money! Liu Song! It's hundreds of millions if you take out a note. Ghost ticket!

Wang: Hahahahaha! He went to the market to buy things and gave people money, but they couldn't find it. Even after selling it all, it wasn't enough.

Liu Song: Keep talking nonsense! You wait. Wang: Who is talking to me? I can't see him.

Zhan, Yang: Hahahahahaha!

Liu Song: You guys only have this much ability.

Yang: No! How can you be so capable? You can cast spells in the underworld. Otherwise, why would you come to the upper world? You would be fine even if the sun shines on you.

Zhan, Gao, Wang, Chen: Hahahahaha! Still a ghost!

(Caile Le is leaning forward and backward, and the two hands cannot touch each other)

Yang: Look, he is speechless. (Referring to Liu Song)

(The movement alarmed the teacher)

The teacher reprimanded: Talking carelessly during class... Stop talking.

Zhan: Oh, okay. Make you laugh.

(Laughter)

Chen: (continues) I can’t control this wife. Asking for bicycles.

Zhan: Thank you! What a fate.

Chen: Look, he thanked us.

Liu Bin: Teacher, please ignore them. They are newly transferred from Tieling, Liaoning Province, Northeast China.

Chen: Do you have it? You came from Baozipu!

Wang: Well, it’s changed. It used to be steamed buns. Now a pet dog. well! Dabin! Get down!

Liu: Stinky and uneducated! Waiting until get out of class is over.

Wang: Okay, okay, stop making trouble, just say there is no teacher here!

(The teacher saw that Wang Chao was the most noisy, so he asked him to stand up)

Teacher Zhou: Wang Chao.

Wang: Hey, who is calling me? (People around me laughed knowingly)

Yang: You are so playful.

Zhou: (It seems to be to Wang Chao personally, but also to the whole class) I can tell you that this course is a must-take course. If you fail, you will have to pay the make-up fee. 20. You sit down first.

(Wang Chao sits down)

Yang: There seemed to be a voice criticizing Wang Chao just now.

Wang: I actually stood up and pulled up my pants, but I didn’t know where a voice called my name.

Zhou: Don’t forget, if you pay 20 more, ah.

Zhan: Hi, it’s cheap.

(laughing)

Wang: As for cheap, I saw an old man buying matches this morning and asked someone if they were cheap.

That match is only 1 cent. No matter how cheap it is, if you sell it for a few cents, I don't think the sellers can even find a few cents for him.

Yang: At the meeting, Gao Yang went to the toilet for the same price as others. Tell people, I brought my own paper, it’s cheap, 5 cents for 3 cents.

Wang: I need to buy ink now. Tell people, it’s cheap and cheap. I won’t put it in bottles. I’ll just put it in a plastic bag.

(Gao Yang became more and more shy, and gradually became angry)

Zhan: If you want to say that, Gao Yang buys cakes cheaply, so don’t ask for cream.

Yang: He went to a restaurant to eat and ordered a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork. It was cheap, so don’t forget the meat. A plate of shredded carrots.

Wang: When people buy oranges, they are cheap. Just get the orange peels.

Zhan: Buy a lamp, it’s cheap, no Chuuk.

Yang: Buy steamed cakes, they are cheap and have no fillings. Bought steamed buns.

Wang: I want to buy a notebook, it’s cheap, the cover is bare and there are no pages.

Zhan: Buy a book, it’s cheap, there are no page numbers, you can turn it over by yourself, it’s like counting money.

Yang: Buy a ruler, it’s cheap and has no scale.

Wang: If you buy cotton-padded jackets, sue the boss, it’s cheap, don’t ask for cotton. Wear a windbreaker yourself.

Zhan: When people watched the movie "The Roar of the East", they told the ticket seller that it was cheap. Cecilia Cheung was the only one, but Louis Koo was not there.

Zhan: By the way, when Gao Yang went to school to pay tuition, he told the teacher that it was cheap and he didn’t need a teacher anymore. I would study on my own.

Yang: Is there anything else? He bought a game disk and "Half Tiao". It was cheap and there was no gun in it! The bandit came and slapped him in the mouth.

Wang: He bought "Red Alert" cheaply and without a "big budget".

Zhan: If you go to an amusement park and ride a "roller coaster", you must have special seats and safety belts. Otherwise, if the car somersaults, you will fall off. It's cheaper for him to go with someone else, and he doesn't need a seat belt. I can just wear a horse brake myself.

Yang: Playing "Jungle Rat" Express again. Gao Yang said it's cheap, I won't take your car anymore, I will wear roller skates and skate on the track myself.

Gao: (furious) You are looking for death.

Yang: Still angry. Are you amazing? I was drinking at home last night, and went out to chat with others. I'm your mother drinking~

Wang: He held up the bottle of "big sorghum", waved to the 119 fire truck, and shouted: Oh, let's get a fight! The fire brigade got anxious and sprayed him with a big water cannon.

Yang: Gao Yang, please wait a moment while I go get some soap and take a bath.

Zhan: That’s not a joke. After drinking wine, people went to the supermarket to buy things, walked to the checkout and told people, I swiped my card! Snap, take out the phone card and check out! Gao Yang smoothed out the cracks in the credit card machine and wondered why I couldn't pay the bill.

Wang: We couldn’t even imagine what Gao Yang did. Go to an amusement park to bungee jump. Originally I was supposed to tie a 50-meter rope to jump from top to bottom, but Gao Yang knew the park ranger and tied a 100-meter rope for me to jump down.

Gao: I can’t beat you to death! (That means taking action)

Yang: Okay, okay, let’s not talk about Gao Yang. We should say Yin Yanbo.

(Wang Chao makes a hunch)

Zhan: If you are sleepy, take a newspaper and lay it on the ground to sleep.

Chen: Let me give you my sneakers as a pillow. Wang: Let’s play!

Yang: Look at Yin Yanbo’s head today, it looks like a chicken coop.

Chen: He is actually Yin Yanbo - chicken neck! Big chicken neck!

Wang: Yin Yanbo actually wakes up very early every day, just because he has his hair permed for two hours, so he is always late.

Zhan: Perm your hair, fake hood!

Wang: During the Chinese New Year, I would wear a fake hood to the law gallery and sue others to have it twisted. When someone shaves his head, he sees that your hair is of good quality.

Zhan: I also sued others and gave me oil after shaving.

Wang: What’s more, Yin Yanbo went to McDonald’s at the meeting and walked in as soon as he was pushed. Without asking anything else, he shouted to the waiter: “Bring me a bowl of ramen!” Zhan: It takes 800 years to go into McDonald's once, but I finally did. It was inconspicuous at first, but it turned out to be endless.

Yang: When the bicycle is repaired, tell the master to repair this mobile phone for me. Wang: The master is deaf and didn’t understand. He thought he wanted to change the front axle. He will change the front axle of the mobile phone later! Hahahahaha! Hahaha! Ha ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

Yang: It’s only his birthday that’s new! Their family cannot afford Holiland and Sancilin cakes. Wang: He bought it from a small stall. It was a piece of scrap newspaper with the words "Make a birthday cake for you." It looked like the cake was not as big as the one on the stall! Ha ha!

Yang: No, he can’t even afford a small stall. People buy whole cut cakes as cakes. Hahahahaha! I couldn't afford birthday candles, so I picked up the leftover incense burned in the temple one by one and inserted it into the cake. Wang: There is also a donkey rolling next to it.

Hahahahahahaha, hahaha!

Also, Yin Yanbo and his family eat pan noodles. I thought the board was not wide enough, so I drove a roller to roll out the noodles. I also brag to others: This noodle is cooked very chewy. ”

Xin... get out of class is over.

(Liang Xiaoyan and other girls swarmed and invited Zhan Hao to fetch them water.) Zhan Hao! Get water! This scene looks like a rush to buy treasury bonds. Wang Chao: Next time, will you look at the shopping cart in the supermarket? You bring one and put the water bottles of all the classmates in it. After filling the water bottles, they will push the cart and give them to them one by one, so as to save you such trouble. Zhan Hao: Then I’m just like delivering lunch boxes on the train.

Liu Song jumped towards Zhan Hao again: "Are you going to fetch water with me?" Zhan Hao: OK, let’s go together. Liu Song: Okay, I'll put on my coat. Yang: (Seeing Liu Song wearing a coat, he became sarcastic again) Look, the wind is strong enough! You see, the whole cold-weather suit is scratched up, and oh, the hat is also scratched up! Okay, the scarf is also scratched! Crowd: Hahahahaha!

Liu Song: Are you sick? ? Audience: (sneering) Hahahahahaha! Hahaha! (Liu Song and Zhan Hao prepare to go downstairs to fetch water together) Yang: Okay, okay, let’s go quickly. (To Zhan Hao) Hold on to the kettle, there’s no one else following you, you’re the only one, so pay attention everywhere. . Hahahahaha! Still a ghost! Everyone seemed to be enjoying a live drama: Haha! ha! Hahaha!

The ten-minute break passed quickly.

The second period is still the teacher’s class from last week. As soon as the bell rang, everyone returned to their places, like birds returning to their nests, and took their seats one after another. He sat down, but his mouth was not idle. Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. Even if Teacher Zhou came in, everyone ignored him. No matter how good-tempered and gentle Mr. Zhou is, there is still a point where he can't stand it. "Stop talking, let's go to class, you know! How can you talk so much, even if we are teachers?"

A female classmate: "How new, you can talk better than us , let’s talk about how many years.”

Haha. Wang Chao: This sister is quite playful. Yang Gang: Hey, Wan Nao, does she have Gao Yang Wan Nao! ? Zhan Hao: Actually, we are all quite playful. Just look at it, does this still look like class? The teahouse was still lively when we caught up.

Yang: What are you doing in a teahouse? Bathhouse! Wang: Yes, when class comes tomorrow, bring the hot water from the boiler room to our classroom, press a watering can, and build a big pool. There are books and pencil cases in other people's schoolbags. Open our schoolbag and see what kind of soap, towels, and shampoos there are. I put on shower gel during class.

Audience: Hahahahaha! Zhan Hao: Doesn't that count? Let Yang Gang move their restaurant here - open a restaurant in the bathhouse! Yang: Ha! Then our family has to add mutton and spicy hot pot, even the pot is omitted. Rinse directly in the pool.

Zhan Hao: We also need to get some dumplings, yuanxiao, and noodles. It is also easy to cook them all in the pond. When the dumplings are cooked, there is no need to use a colander to scoop them out, just use a fishing net to catch them. There is no longer a place that cannot be ranked. One pot comes out with a serving.

At this time, a female voice like snow and silver bells interrupted the brothers' chat: "Zhan Hao, Wang Chao, Chen Guang, after school in the afternoon, everyone goes out to eat, we must go. We must go. Wang Ying and Fu Jie from the class have been assigned work. We must go tomorrow! Hey, Yang Gang, do you two go?" Yang and Gao said politely, following the rules of the old Tianjin guard. Rejection: "Thank you, thank you. We brothers still have things to do, so we won't go." His authentic old Tianjin Wei's words are unconvincing.

Wang: At such a young age, you start to deal with dinner parties. Chen Guang: There’s nothing to eat, I’m tired of it. Yang: When it comes to meals, meetings, class reunions, and the time when summer vacation is about to begin, I don’t plan to take Yin Yanbo there. I told Yin Yanbo, let’s go away no matter what, he! I can't leave, I have a dinner party today. Don't be serious, I really have a dinner party. I'll arrive at Zhang Zhen's house soon and everyone will be waiting for me. Ha ha! As a result, he went there by himself and didn't even get through the door when he arrived. Zhang Zhen's mother said, "My classmates left long ago." It was nothing wrong with him! Hahaha! He is also very serious, please don't delay my dinner, they are still waiting for me, it's a real match. Zhan Hao: It's a good thing he's not a warm-hearted person, otherwise he would have gone there to order food first, and after booking a table, no one would show up. That's great fun.

Haha! Ha ha! ha! ha! Hahahahahaha! Gao: I'm just wondering why the school has recommended jobs these few times to female classmates. Zhan Hao: No, it’s easier for girls to find jobs now than for boys. "What a Wang Baochuan of Xiliang..." sang again.

Yang: Actually, it would be better for a few brothers to open a restaurant together after graduation and make more money than anything else. Gao: You have to have your own specialties when cooking. Wang: Who doesn’t know how to be fresh? Have some sweet and sour pistachios.

Zhan Hao: Sweet and sour rice dumplings. High: Fried noodles with tea, fish-flavored rice dumplings, and kung pao wontons. Yang: Kung Pao ramen, fried banana, and fried kiwi. Wang: We have fish fillet, let’s have cheese. Apples, coffee, toffee. Chen Guang: For meat slices, let’s have orange slices.

Zhan: Soft-fried grapes, tomato persimmons, pot-shaped tenderloin, replaced with pot-shaped strawberries. Yang: Chocolate stew, buttered pork ribs, cantaloupe and lamb soup. Wang: I also need to add some cold vegetables and fruit plate; whole carrots, orange peels, a handful of coriander, and a cabbage stick in the middle. Get the soybean curd and (huo) a bowl of enoki mushrooms. Our restaurant was open like this, not many people were eating, and newspapers and TV stations were all here.

Zhan Hao: It’s not cheap to have a meal now. Last time, my dad and I went to a Western restaurant and it cost us 125.

Wang: Nonsense, that’s a Western restaurant. Your family uses it as a dog restaurant. You need a big table, and everyone has to use chopsticks, not even a knife or a fork. You know, when people go to Western food, it only takes a few dishes to finish, so you order a large table of dishes. Isn’t that expensive?

Yang: What if this person’s grandma, grandpa, grandpa, grandma, father, and mother died at the same time on the same day? Hahahahahahaha! If you want to wear a black band, your arms will be full. Looking from a distance, he was wearing a white coat with black sleeves.

Wang: The sail should not be like a tree. Hahahahahahaha! It would be a big funeral.

Yang: The key point is that when the "winter clothes are given away in October" comes, it will be troublesome, and others will be fine after just burning it for a while. He would have to stay up all night and be too busy. After burning which one, burn this one again. Hahaha! Everyone: You are so fucking bad. Hahaha! Ha ha ha ha! ha! Ha ha!

Gao: It has to happen one day.

Yang: Hi, someone in our class has actually experienced it. (Alluding to Liu Song) Hahahaha. devil! Liu Song pushed Yang Gang with his hand, almost pushing him into the arms of fellow Gao Yang. Yang Gang: (to Liu Song) Why do you keep pushing me... (thinking that this is not quite right, so he changed his words) (turning to Gao Yang first) Don't keep pushing me! Gao Yang: Where did I drag you? Yang Gang: Impossible, there is no one here (referring to Liu Song). If you didn’t drag me, who else could you? Gao Yang: Ugh...I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe I pulled you.

Liu Song: "Are you done? Hey, who was talking just now? (He also learned to use hurtful words) He didn't see anyone." Gao: "He was talking about others. Who was it? You can see him!" Liu Song said, "Who's talking? I didn't see anyone?" Wang Chao laughed at the scene: Haha, they're all ghosts! Chen Guang: "Huh! Who is laughing so loudly? Why can't I see anyone?" Zhan Hao: Hahaha! Wang Chao: "Are you happy!? Where did the sound come from? There is obviously no one." Zhan Hao: "Come on, come on. I won't answer you anymore, I'm doing my homework." He said, taking a pen to do his homework. Chen Guang: "Oh, can you move this money by yourself?" Zhan Hao: (to Chen Guang) "I can't see you!" Hahahaha! Ha ha ha ha! ha! ha! Wang Chao: "Let's put it this way, there are not many people in this class in class, they are all ghosts! The row of desks and chairs we sit in are all empty." Zhan Hao: "The classroom has been transformed into a chat room." Hahaha!

The teacher really couldn’t bear it. The noise from the classmates’ voices overwhelmed his own voice. She also gradually realized that the students didn't take him seriously, so she threw the book on the table! : "I won't talk anymore! Is it over yet!?, Is this a class?! What's wrong with you today?" Wang Chao: "Today is a "Jingzhe". Hahaha. Chen Guang: It's outrageous, how can it be like this? Just say that there is no teacher here. After all, the teacher is still a ghost and cannot be seen or touched.

The teacher then said: "In this case, you can do the questions. "As he said, Teacher Zhou asked what questions to ask. The order in this classroom cannot be maintained, and it is probably the teacher's responsibility. But in China, teachers are of poor quality and have no conscience. It is easiest to find a way out for yourself. The best way is to arrange the children to do questions. Do questions, do questions, and do questions again. I will go through the mountain of books, cross the sea of ??exams, chase the stars and the moon. One paper after another comes to baptize me. When I look back, the person is already in the dim light. Department. Hey, what a mess. A lot of questions are given in one class, and the teacher gives them the correct answers after they finish them. It saves him trouble and he has no choice but to get so much money at the end of the month. Just obey her. Don't tell me, this trick didn't work. After a while, the students were all busy writing the questions, and they were as quiet as ever. Chen Guang was not honest while writing the questions: "Our class must be rated as an outstanding class, and there is no teacher." The supervisors are all so quiet. "Teacher Zhou walked around and saw the blazing sun shining into the classroom through the unobstructed windows, making people unable to open their eyes and causing endocrine disorders.

He asked Yang Gang: "Your class Were there never any curtains? Lots of sunshine. Yang Gang: "Ah." "The answer is one word, neither more nor less, just honest. Teacher Zhou: "Actually, tell your monitor, everyone in the class can pool some money and buy a curtain. It doesn't cost thirty or forty yuan. With so many people in the class, one or two yuan per person is enough.

Zhan Hao: "One or two yuan per person is not enough?" There are only a few people in the unified class.

"

Quack! Quack! Quack! Haha! Hahaha! Haha! Hahaha! A burst of hearty laughter. Which young man is not frivolous? He despises all intolerable things and lets his own troubles Being trampled to pieces in this hearty laughter, life is like a play, taking the stage, singing an eternal song, you laugh at me, I laugh at you, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world, who is the ridiculous person? Is it me? Time flies, and all the troubles disappear. Looking back, the person is already in the dim light.