A shocking news is that a Taoist priest was mixed into "The New Generation of Rap".
In the first issue, self-introduction, Jiang Yunsheng was very indifferent, "My name is Jiang Yunsheng, I know everything you need to know, and you will understand what you don't know slowly." He spoke in a low voice, fast, and his tone did not fluctuate. . Then I went to the room, and I didn't know anything about it. I didn't know what others asked me.
To be honest, at first glance, I thought it was silly.
Although he looks pretty, his temperament is very dull, and he doesn’t have the charisma or aggression of a rapper at all. On the contrary, he is thin and white, and his eyes are bulging outward, giving people a feeling of kidney deficiency. But the more calm it looks, the clearer it becomes in my heart.
The second issue, guess the song.
Seeing that the place was a little cold, Huang Zitao said that he might as well play for a while and bet on which era of songs the people in the room would choose. At this time Jiang Yunsheng appeared, wearing a mask and looking indifferent. Huang Zitao was confident and said that his intuition was very accurate, but he did not know that the person standing opposite was a Taoist priest.
Huang Zitao felt that losing the first game was just the beginning.
After losing the second game, Huang Zitao was a little dissatisfied and felt that it was just a warm-up and he would make a big profit next time. Unexpectedly, he lost again in the third round. Not only Huang Zitao felt a little confused, but Ma Boqian's expression also showed disbelief, and he quickly called Huang Zitao, "Sit down."
If you win three games of rock, paper, scissors in a row, you will only think you are lucky.
But when it comes to guessing the age of a song, you have to report the numbers seriously, which requires high accuracy. If you can guess three numbers correctly in a row, it will really make people's hair stand on end. . And there are rumors that one person guessed seven times at the scene, and Jiang Yunsheng actually guessed correctly six times.
Huang Zitao said, "I have never lost luck", and Jiang Yunsheng said, "I am a Taoist priest."
Huang Zitao posted on Weibo afterwards, still speaking harshly, "I feel very accurate, but I picked the wrong person." After a thousand choices, he picked a Taoist priest, and because of the Taoist priest, Huang Zitao fell into the Jiang situation. Jiang was Jiang Yunsheng's Jiang, and the tone of the whole program suddenly took on a fantasy color.
But this is just the beginning of the magic.
During one live broadcast, Adawa came to Jiang Yunsheng and said that the headphones could not be found. Jiang Yunsheng said directly, "In your room." Adawa went to find her half-heartedly, and Jiang Yunsheng complained, saying that people came to him every day to find all kinds of things, and he spent all day helping people find things.
As soon as he finished speaking, Adawa came back and said that he had not found it.
Jiang Yunsheng didn’t believe it and explained that he was in your room. Then he started to do some inexplicable addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and recited some incomprehensible language. Directly and specifically, he told a direction, in the southeast, northeast, in a lower place, and asked Adawa to go again.
Adawa still could not be found, so Jiang Yunsheng was so angry that he went to find it himself.
He was actually found by Jiang Yunsheng. Adawa was excited and excited, but Jiang Yunsheng was cool. Later, Adawa began to trust Jiang Yunsheng more and more and released a song. She wrote two titles and asked Jiang Yunsheng to choose one. Jiang Yunsheng made a typo and typed "anyone" instead of "all want".
Then Adawa told others that her new song is called "I Want to All", and it will be whatever the Taoist priest says.
Ever since Jiang Yunsheng revealed his identity as a Taoist priest, his aura has suddenly changed.
Smoking in the live broadcast is not smoking, it is emitting immortal energy. Rap ??is not rapping, but the Master is rapping. During the Ghost Festival, people flocked to his live broadcast room to listen to what they were listening to. They listened to Taoist priests telling ghost stories. .
The funniest thing is that Yu Zhen also walked in next to Jiang Yunsheng one day and said that she was going to make a vlog and his photos would be used in it. Then she said arrogantly that she had a lot of black photos of Jiang Yunsheng in her hand, and Jiang Yunsheng said she was not allowed to use them. Yu Zhen acted like you have no control over me.
In the end, Jiang Yunsheng said coldly, "Your horoscope is in my hand," Yu Zhen's pupils widened in fright, "Are you going to lower your head?" The horoscope in my hand is really more effective than your moth in my hand.
Not only Yu Zhen was frightened, but it is estimated that the entire rap industry will not dare to diss Jiang Yunsheng in the future. If you scold me, I will do it for you.
Jiang Yunsheng said that now there are many young ladies sending him messages in private messages, some even seducing him. He said, "But you don't want to deceive me. You just want to trick me into telling your fortune in the name of falling in love." It is no longer popular to cheat money. If you want to cheat, just cheat your magic power.
The people who sneak into Jiang Yunsheng’s live broadcast room every day also want to deceive him of his magic power.
Sometimes he asked about peach blossoms, and sometimes about wealth. Jiang Yunsheng also started talking nonsense seriously. When asking for love, girls should put on makeup, go out more often, be more generous, and boys should practice Mandarin well, straighten their backs, and ask for money, find a job and start a business, otherwise there will be no way for money to come.
There is another important point. Keep scrolling, can you see ghosts? Jiang Yunsheng ignored him at first, but then directly said, "If you can see ghosts, don't ask."
Speaking of which, Jiang Yunsheng’s live broadcast is a bit funny, like a stand-up comedy.
If you ask him, you are so good at searching, can you help me find a boyfriend? He will answer, you asked me to help you find my girlfriend, but I haven’t found my girlfriend yet.
If you ask him, "I have an exam tomorrow, can I say goodbye to you?" He will answer, "Please say goodbye to me. I haven't gone to college, and my mouth is drooling all over the test paper."
Talk about your girlfriend.
He said that he had written songs for his girlfriend, but sometimes his memory was not good and he would not remember his ex-girlfriend’s name. But it’s really not worth remembering. One time, his intuition was particularly accurate. He was suddenly in a bad mood at night, so he called his girlfriend. He called his girlfriend more than a dozen times but didn’t answer. He was cheated on.
Talk about feelings.
He said that he doesn’t like chatting awkwardly with girls, what are you doing, watching TV, what are you watching, but I don’t want to know what you are watching, it’s very boring. He hopes to talk about something interesting with girls, but usually what he finds interesting is scary and very graphic to girls.
Talk about parents.
He said he was often scolded by his father. His father told me to drink, drink, he said, why do you drink as a student? Don't drink, he said you, a man, don't drink. Then he put the wine bottle on the table and told me that it was in the way, so he put it at his feet. He put it at his feet and said that you were eating at a barbecue stall and that you were uneducated.
Talk about embarrassing things.
Someone asked how to catch Jiang Yunsheng. He said, run. If you see that I am weak, just run. I ran a kilometer in my high school entrance exam for six minutes. Well, I was actually walking.
Speaking of being late for school, he thought that since he was already late, it would be better to eat mutton noodles before going to school, so he and his mother ate mutton noodles at the school gate. Then he entered the classroom and his mother told the class teacher that he was sick. The head teacher said, "Actually, I was late too. I originally wanted to eat mutton noodles, but when I saw you guys in there, I was afraid of embarrassment."
Even dare to talk about humanities.
It was rejection at first, but I didn’t see it. If you want to blame yourself, I want to uninstall Douban. But seeing everyone enthusiastically writing for him, he prayed that he could be written in a more masculine way. Finally, I came up with a new idea. I no longer need to write songs to diss others, I can just read that person’s fanfic to them.
Jiang Yunsheng is actually a treasure boy.
His story is rich. When he was a child, his father almost sent him to the Shaolin Temple, but he actually became a Taoist priest, the kind who really has a Taoist certificate. And he is obviously a Taoist priest, but he calls himself a zombie.
Zombie is another kindergarten principal.
He is not a kindergarten rap instructor, but a real kindergarten principal. He said that he is often called Principal Xiao Jiang. The key point is that this kindergarten is large enough, covering an area of ??tens of thousands of square meters and almost 18 buildings. It is said that he is very famous in the local area and often wins awards.
But if you ask him how to teach children, he will say, I just have a name, I don’t care. If you really ask me to teach, I will have to be abolished.
The kindergarten director opened another wedding company.
It is said that his annual income is several million. He said that if you come to me, I can also help you choose a date. If you have a child, I can also help you choose a name. When the children grow up and study in our school, if they leave, they can still help Chaodu. Anyway, it is a one-stop service to the end.
Jiang Yunsheng always said that it would cost money to come back after all the money was spent, but it turned out that he had made all the money.
But the most unexpected thing is not Jiang Yunsheng’s ability to make money, but his talent. Not only can I sing and sing, but I can also write poetry. I can not only write poetry, but I can also write classical Chinese. I can not only write classical Chinese, but I can also do talk shows.
The essay written by Jiang Yunsheng in the second grade of junior high school won the first prize in the country, but what is funny is that the students who participated in the essay competition were all good students, and he was the only one who smoked and drank. What’s even funnier is that the only time I played for Yunnan in my life was not to fight with others, but to write an essay.
Jiang Yunsheng previously introduced himself on Weibo, saying that he is a philosopher, artist, Taoist priest, tarot expert, writer, folk scientist, Feng Shui expert, prophet, mysticist, and the list goes on.
At first, I thought he was serious, but I didn’t expect that he really had so many strange and complete identities. No wonder he came to "New Generation of Rap" to say, "You know everything you need to know, and you will understand what you don't know slowly." Understanding slowly, it should be endless.