2. You are really a tree. How easy is it?
3, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.
4. Love is precious, and marriage is really expensive.
I'm sorry to make you laugh.
6. Who didn't take off his pants to expose you?
7. When mosquitoes bite your face, they think * *.
8. Damn, you are so easily recognized.
9, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.
10, really creative, really brave to live!
1 1. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
12, you are smart enough to know that you are human.
13, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.
14, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
15, there is a kind of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot.
16, the east is not bright, and the west is bright. What are you like?
17, uncle, you look great, like a wooden stick.
18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.
19, the pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, did you rear-end it?
20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.
2 1, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !
22. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
23, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.
24. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
25, the villain is shameless, and the benefits are light. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
26, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
27. The oversized shameless megaphone is a disgrace to Eskimos.
28. If being handsome is a gift from God, God doesn't seem to think much of you.
29. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
30. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!
3 1, no matter how handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.
32. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!
33. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
Don't use the limit of your thinking to challenge the IQ of our normal people.
35. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
37. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!
38. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
39. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
40. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?
4 1, I'm a passerby you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
42. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
43. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
44. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!
45. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?
46. After all, this is not a society you love, so you'd better restrain yourself.
47. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts.
48. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.
49. Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.
50. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.
5 1, how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
52. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
53. I have never seen you like this. I said no, and I confessed like this.
54. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
55. Are you happy to really make me angry and call you heartless? You are really no ordinary goods!
56. But you will never get revenge again. That's why I told you the truth. Are you angry?
You should reflect on what's wrong with yourself! I won't tell you the answer again!
58. You are you and I am me. In the future, make a clean break, and die of old age, or you will be a bastard!
59, you die, the farther the better! Let me see you scold again, you should know my temper!
Although you are tall, you have eight legs. Do you think I don't know until you tell me?
6 1, you said to do it again, and you were bullied so badly by me? Want to know the answer?
62. Actually, I was playing with you from the beginning! So you left me without feeling sad!
Actually, I still feel a little guilty, but now I feel good! I laughed hysterically again!
64. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
Before he met * *, he always sat still. He was indomitable until he was tortured!
66. Even if you were the only man left, I wouldn't look at you again. I despise your personality!
Although we have known each other for so long and haven't quarreled several times, do you think I am accommodating you bastard?
68. Completely forgive my original behavior! Otherwise, you will never forget me in your life, and I am ashamed!
69. Friends say that we are made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!
70. I'll kick your feet even if I die! You are so stupid! Ten thousand more times, and you will die at my hands!
7 1, forget it! Scolding you is just a waste of my saliva. I don't deserve and don't need to give it to someone like you!
72. A man's infidelity is like a dog. He can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.
73. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.
74. I do not love you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!
75, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes staring at the * *, only clothes don't recognize people!
76. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
77. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.
78. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
79. It's really nothing, but the wolf makes up one lie after another as soon as he calls.
80. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.
8 1. If you have ever learned sincerity, I don't think people around you will spit again after you turn around.
82. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
83. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.
84. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People will pickle salted fish for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Let me see. Turn it over. Turn it over.
85. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.