Complete collection of funny copywriting (selected 49 sentences) 1. A public servant is not afraid of the difficulty of drinking. He drinks thousands of cups and cups just for leisure. "Drunkards" feel warm in their stomachs after drinking, and "Tequ" strengthens their courage without feeling cold. They prefer "Maotai" and "Wuliangye", and their faces are full of beauty after being accompanied by escorts. 2. Yesterday, we both slept together, but the mosquitoes were so noisy that we couldn't sleep. You were so angry that you rummaged through the cabinets and found a plate of mosquito coils. I advise you: It’s not even summer yet, so there’s no need for that! ?You didn’t listen to the advice and shouted: ?I am wrong! I'm not sure! ?As a result, the hospital took you away. Take care of yourself! 3. Wu Bai’s younger brother is 250, Madonna’s younger brother is McDonald’s, and Sloan’s younger brother is Too Shit. 4. Our relationship, guided by the Party’s series of correct principles and policies, under the Party’s cordial care, and under the leadership’s personal care, has been flourishing along a healthy path over the past year! 5. Let’s kill you because I’m afraid of seeing blood, let’s poison you because there are too many fake medicines, let’s electrocute you because the electricity bill is too expensive, let’s drown you because you may be able to swim, but I still want to kill you! 6. The mountaineers said to their companions at the top of the mountain: It took us almost a lifetime to plant our flag on Mount Everest, but it was worth it. Hand me the flag. The companion exclaimed: What, I thought you were bringing it with you? 7. You always say that I am worthless, that I can’t fart twice with one stick, that I can’t poop, and that the earth has no gravity, which makes you very dissatisfied, but I also have fun, come on, put the ring on quickly? 48K pure iron of! 8. Father: Now that you are old, it’s time to find a wife. Zi: Yes, but in the vast sea of ??people, whose wife should I find? 9. The happiest thing in life is that I can do things that others can’t do. For example, I can send text messages to scold you, but you don’t know who I am, hahaha! 10. An actor came back from a performance and said to a friend: My performance was a great success, and the audience applauded for a long time. But next week will be difficult because the temperature will drop, so there will be a lot less mosquitoes. 11. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get an explosive hairstyle, wear patchwork clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walk along the street, and mutter: "Okay, okay!" ? 12. Father: You are so old now, it’s time to find a wife. Zi: Yes, but in the vast sea of ??people, whose wife should I find? 13. I met you by chance; I was panicked and at a loss; your loving eyes; I couldn't avoid it; I understood your heart; I tried my best to avoid it; but you followed closely; I cried; dog! 14. Someone farted on the bus. A charming woman spat, "Bah? Bah? Bah." A man said: Why, after eating farts, you spit out the shells! 15. When it rains, I like to walk in the rain with an umbrella, covering my head with an umbrella. It feels so comfortable, as if you are the only one in the world. Until I was hit by a motorcyclist? 16. I was very stupid when I was a child. My uncle came to my house for a visit. My mother asked me to pour tea for him. After I finished pouring the cup, I put the cup into his hand and accidentally spilled the water. On uncle's pants. After apologizing, my mother said there was too little water and asked me to pour more. Then I poured the remaining half glass of water on my uncle's pants. 17. Yesterday I went to get a tattoo and asked the master to give me a tattoo of "loyalty to serve the country". The master said that you should take anesthetic and sleep for a while, and then the tattoo will be done when you wake up. 18. After taking a nap, I woke up and found that the tattoo was still there. I asked the master, "Is the tattoo done yet?" The master was sweating profusely and said, "It's almost over. The pattern has gone to the south of the horse's hoof and people are looking north." 19. There is a pair of top academics next to my classmates. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, the girl memorized 520 words to express her love. When the boy found out, he memorized 1,314 words unwilling to be outdone. I have never seen such a strong show of affection. 20. During a vacation, Xiao Ming, who was in primary school, said to his mother during the first lap of his bicycle ride: Mom, look, I can ride without using my hands. During the second lap, he said to his mother again: "Mom, mom, look, look, I can ride without my feet." On the third lap, he said to his mother: "Mom, look, all my teeth are gone!" ? 21. A classmate felt like farting during class, and it was a loud fart. She came up with the idea of ??clapping her hands when she farted to cover up the sound. Then she slapped her hands, and the whole class's eyes were attracted to her, and then she farted loudly. 22. While waiting in line, someone's cell phone fell from his pocket to the ground, and the change in his pocket also fell out. The man said, "The cell phone dropped so hard that all the phone bills fell out!" 23. I carried a basket of vegetables from the countryside to sell in the city. Passing by a park, I heard a group of men and women shouting from behind: "Eggplant!" ?I turned around and ran towards them in a hurry. I didn’t expect this group of people to take a photo and then leave. Is this how city people have fun? 24. Frankly speaking, after so many years of marriage, my wife has never blushed at me. Because, I can make her face purple with anger. 25. While watching Venom, the little girl pointed at the screen and asked her father: Ah! Dad, what is this? His father's eyes never left the screen: plasticine, plasticine? 26. Wife: If one day I fall ill in bed and your watch has just started, which one will you choose? Husband: I’ll choose McCree. I’m pretty good at it. 27. A novice wanted to park and was afraid of hitting the wall. He said to a person passing by: "Can you help me see where to park?" Call me if you hit the wall. ?The one said: ?OK? Then he started, fell back, and the person next to him kept saying, ?Okay, okay, okay, continue, okay, bumped.
? 28. A man liked skydiving and wore a silver patent leather jacket to increase his recognition. However, he mishandled the jump after jumping off the plane and fell into a house. He got up and found a woman squatting in the corner and asked, "Where is this?" The woman looked horrified and answered tremblingly: Earth! Earth! 29. I studied literature at the age of 3, practiced martial arts at the age of 4, was proficient in poetry and songs at the age of 5, could crush rocks from my chest at the age of 6, and was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting at the age of 8. Someone asked me what you were doing when you were 7 years old? I was injured for a year when I was 7 years old! 30. "I was playing chess with my friend just now, and he made me look so handsome." "What do you want to express?" "I'm so handsome." 31. A toothpick walked on the road, cursing as he walked: This damn weather, At this time, a hedgehog slowly walked past Toothpick. Toothpick jumped two steps to catch up and shouted: Bus, stop! 32. The year I was born, the old man spent a lot of money to find a master to look at me. The master said: "This child has a noble face, has the air of an emperor, travels in a big car, stays in a luxurious hotel, waves flags and shouts, and follows the crowd!" ?Time flies, time flies, and later, I became a tour guide. 33. One day, the teacher asked the students, how to solve this equation? No one answered, and the teacher said that whoever asked for the answer would be dismissed from school! At this time, a student stood up and said, sister, I beg you. 34. My husband and I met on a blind date. During the blind date, my husband told me that although he has no money now, his house will be demolished soon! After I got married to my husband, I found out that it turned out to be an illegal building built privately in my husband's house, and it was immediately demolished? 35. People say that Xiaogang's face looks like a butt. Xiaogang didn't believe this evil, so he ran to the entrance of the well to have a look. See what it is. Suddenly a voice came from the well: Boy, if you dare to shit down there, you will be dead! 36. I don’t understand the behavior of many men who go to great lengths to hide their private money. Why can't you be like me and just not have a girlfriend? 37. The mother said to her daughter: "You must be obedient." Every time you make your mother angry, she will grow a white hair. The daughter suddenly understood: "Oh, no wonder grandma's hair is all white." ? 38. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, I hope you can reflect on yourself and why others can. 39. I saw a couple holding hands at the school gate that day, and I couldn’t help but think of myself in junior high school. At that time, I also watched other people holding hands like this. 40. I heard that if my IQ is zero in front of the person I love, I won’t fall in love with my math teacher, right? It can't be! 41. Today I was friends with a classmate. I really can’t stand this kind of person. He actually used my power bank to charge his power bank. 42. "Master, I dreamed that I was lovelorn, so sad." "Don't worry, dreams and reality are opposite, you can't find a girlfriend." 43. Today I will share a little health knowledge: how to avoid brushing your teeth Nausea and retching? Don’t look in the mirror, everything will be fine! 44. I have your class teacher in my hands. ?I won't give you money. ?I will let him go immediately if he doesn’t pay. ?etc! I'll collect the money right away. ? 45. For top academics, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school to make you fall into the same school as me. 46. ??I am really lucky and grateful. I have known you for many years, and your attitude towards me has never changed. For example, there was no gift for my birthday last year, and there is still no gift this year. 47. The Legend of Mi Yue tells us that even if they are dead sisters, as long as they fall in love with the same man, they will one day meet each other in war. This shows that men are really not good things! 48. The best state of love is when my boyfriend throws down a pile of banknotes before going out every day and says to me: "Flowers!" If you don't spend enough money today, it means you don't love me! ? 49. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can spend time at any time and lie down anywhere.