Urgent. Please write a biography of Kobe in classical Chinese.

The crab emperor was born in Ohio, Amelia. His surname was James, and he was afraid of LeBron. He was born in the winter of the first year. When the Emperor was born, his mother dreamed of a crab in her arms, and Bu Zheyun said, "Whoever dreams of a shrimp and crab in her arms, her son is very expensive." There is a mulberry tree in the southeast of Dihu, which is 5 feet high. Looking at it from a distance, Tong Tong is like a crab claw, and the person who looks at it says, "There will be a noble person in this family."

The emperor's appearance is different from that of ordinary people. His mother tried to bring it to the city, or asked, "How is your brother?" Mother replied: "My concubine is also." Or frightened. And grow up, leopard head with eyes, face like Zhong Kui, kind, strong. The children in the village cried at night, and the mother said, "James is coming," and the crying stopped.

when the emperor was young, his family was poor, and his mother was the most filial. However, he is not very good at reading, likes music and basketball, often stays in private schools, and enjoys a reputation for hunting wild fields with friends from the countryside. Mother is deeply worried about it, and she has repeatedly failed to change her responsibilities. People who have good looks are famous. When they see the emperor, they say, "A fool who studies is also a traitor to basketball." The emperor clapped his hands and laughed.

and high school, it is hard to find an opponent in the world. O' Neill, the king of sharks, looked at the battle lightly and was shocked: "What a heaven and man!" Who will take the flying man instead in the future? " After all the classmates were promoted to Imperial College, the emperor refused to go alone. When asked, the emperor twisted and said with a smile: Swallows know the ambition of a swan! "The merchant emperor Stern Zhuang, hand-picked as Wu Zhuangyuan, led the standard army a captain, allocated five thousand soldiers, guarded Cleveland, and flew for twenty years.

it's the year old, and the world is in chaos, with swarms of ants and princes flying high. Although the emperor has the strength of a thousand fates, he is brave in the world, but he is outnumbered and invincible. He has only pulled out more than 3 counties, and everyone is stunned. The merchants' emperors pushed through all the arguments, taking Emperor Yong and Zhuo as the commander in the feather forest, and eating thousands of households in the city surprised the whole dynasty. In the twenty-second year of flying man, he was added as a general in title of generals in ancient times and a martial arts Hou Ling, an Ohio shepherd. The emperor relied on his merits, but he was at odds with silas, a strategist. He gave him a lunch box, which was opened by Xi's family. There was nothing, but he realized it and died by taking poison. The emperor selected Brown as his military adviser and trained his troops. Brinell is deeply afraid of Emperor Wei. Everything is just Nuo Nuo, and it is up to the Emperor.

In the twenty-third year of the Flying Man, the emperor used Brown's strategy to correct the imperial edict to the world, falsely saying that "the thief in Afghanistan was punished, and the monarch was on the side", with an army of 5,, with Hughes as the partial general, Si Nuo as the general, and Europa's Isis as the guardian army, and personally recruited the imperial city. General arenas ordered 1, elite soldiers of the headquarters to refuse. The emperor's war was unfavorable, and the casualties were sluggish, and the army had a retreat. Emperor is riding a claw Huang Fei electric horse, carrying a dragon crescent moon blade, shouting loudly and heading straight for the enemy line. According to the ancestral system, when the two armies fought, they were limited to three miles, but the emperor went straight into four miles. Ah Shi was caught off guard, and the emperor took a knife in his hand and chopped it under the horse, and all his troops collapsed. The officials in the DPRK blamed him, and the emperor cheated and laughed without a word. Fu Kobe and the Emperor: "If I can get into a few miles?" The emperor said, "Your Excellency can only enter three miles." Kobe said, "What about Yu Jun?" Right: "The more you have, the better your ears." The merchant emperor was strong and strong, and he rode out of Guo to meet him, worshiping him as a general, pretending to be a general, praising him for not being named, not going into the DPRK, and going to the temple with his sword. Or admonish Shang Jia Di: "The general looks after the wolf with an eagle eye and cannot be reused." Merchants don't obey.

in the twenty-fourth year of the flying man, Ashby's remaining party rose again, named "Huafu Army", and the emperor personally cut it with 1, elite soldiers, and it was flat. Emperor reconquered New Jersey and Detroit, and tried to pull out eight cities and destroy them. In World War I with Detroit, the Emperor beheaded 48 men, captured nine articles, and cut the flag on seven sides, which made the world famous. After arguing with San Antonio, the emperor was defeated and left in a hurry. Duncan, the enemy general, drank and said, "Those who step outside are Zhan thieves!" The emperor was afraid, so he changed his inner eight-character step and scurried. Duncan drank again: "He who wears a headband is a thief!" " The emperor abandoned the hoop to the ground and fled. Run more than a hundred miles, and the horsepower will stop. Brown said, "Don't be surprised, General!" The emperor said, "Is my head still there?" He sobbed again: "I can't see you alive!"

The Emperor and Brown discussed that in the name of protecting the country, the Emperor of the Merchants should be given a yellow jacket. The merchant emperor allowed it. The emperor wore this gown, and no one dared to go near it. At the slightest touch of fur, the merchant emperor sent a servant to help him, and he was invincible. The flying man looked at it and sighed, "I am not as good as it is!" " Dare not come back to talk.

in the twenty-five years, the young soldier Mo William came to pitch, leading Feng Yin, winning every battle, and the emperor worshipped it as not passing it on to the general.

in twenty-six years, I worked as a prime minister for the Duke of Kecheng and Kobe of Los Angeles. At the beginning of the year, the Washington army resumed chaos and the emperor levied it. As the battle was in full swing, Emperor Fu rode his electric horse with a claw of Huang Fei, raised a dragon crescent moon blade, shouted loudly, and went straight to the enemy line, just waiting to behead the thief. His attendants arrived with an imperial edict and said, "Wait a minute, Prime Minister! If you violate the ancestral system, you can withdraw quickly! " The thief took advantage of the situation to cover up and kill, and the emperor was defeated. Then he played Emperor Jia of the Shang Dynasty and said, "Why did your majesty say that the old minister broke the rules?" Right: "It's against the system." The emperor was angry and said, "What are you talking about? I'm used to marching in four miles, so I can't associate with mediocre people! Isn't your majesty Zhihu! " The merchant emperor wept and said, "If I hadn't been heartless, I would have gone five miles." The emperor was speechless for a long time, drew his sword and reprimanded him, "What a shame! Is this crab marching against the system?

when the emperor was defeated, the people rushed to tell each other, playing the crown to celebrate each other, and teasing the emperor as "the crab". Hey, the emperor is not happy. Or remonstrate: "Kegong Gong Gao Gai Zhu, today there is suspicion, why not replace it?" The emperor did not obey, but he already had the heart of abolishing legislation.

In February, new york rebelled against it, and Kobe Bryant of Los Angeles levied it. He fought against the thief in Madison and beheaded 61 people. The thief was greatly defeated, which surprised everyone at home. The emperor was not angry, but also raised his division to attack Madison, defeated the thief army, beheaded 52 soldiers, seized nine articles, and cut down eleven flags. The emperor's squad, falsely claiming to have won ten articles, contributed to the "big three yuan." The King of Crabs, named by the Emperor of the Shang Dynasty, was given a gold plaque with the title "One Man under the World for Thirty-four Years". After seeking to vent, the merchant emperor wrote a letter to recover the gold plaque, and the emperor was furious and hated it more.

and enlisting Indiana, the emperor forced the two attendants to go with him. Will be defeated, the emperor wears a yellow jacket and goes straight to the enemy line. The enemy general Granger touched the emperor's skin slightly, and the emperor was angry. He reprimanded the armor and said, "Why not punish him!" A servant shivered and sweated like pulp, which made the Royal Guards stick it. The people are in an uproar, and they all want to give birth to the meat of the waiter. Granger ignored the stick sore and rushed to the array, and the emperor touched his skin slightly. The second servant said that the first servant said, "If you die today, you will die. If you wait for death, how can you die?" Make the Royal Guards awesome. The emperor was defeated.

a courtier said to the emperor, "This servant should be beheaded! If Granger is not good, the king still has a chance to turn defeat into victory. It's great today, but it's lost! It seems fair, but it is really unfair! " The emperor naturally said, "If there were no old husbands in the world, I don't know how many people would be emperors and how many would be kings. Today, the child is too weak to support the ancestral temple, and he is alone for the people of the world, so he should be abolished. " It is the abolition of the merchant emperor, self-reliance as the emperor, the country name crab, called "crab emperor", changed to Yuanyang Cheng, and granted Amnesty to the world.

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Comments: There are many famous emperors in ancient and modern times, but the crab emperor alone is outstanding. Why? All the people in the world take "the soldiers are limited to three miles" as a matter of course, and occasionally commit crimes, but they are also afraid. However, if the crab emperor gallops like a tiger, he will regard the ancestral system as a floating cloud and finally make great achievements, expand the world and clarify the space. Although the flying man returns, the guard is near-re-embodiment, and Fu can pass.

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