1. Seventh Master looks at the coffin
Boss: "Is this inappropriate?"
Seventh Master: "Are you lying in it or me?"
boss: "I'll get it out for you as soon as possible!" "
seventh master: "hmm? Then why? Let me die quickly? "
Seventh Master: I took off my shoes tonight, but I may not be able to put them on tomorrow morning.
Boss: Yo, you said I got goose bumps all over.
Seventh Master (pointing to the coffin): If you want anything, you can use it first.
Boss: ho ho, old guy
2. Ma Liqiu. When you grow up, do you want to lick excrement or open a bank? " Providence: "I want to open a bank." Ma Liqiu: "If you want to open a bank, you have to study hard!" The most ridiculous thing is that God's Chinese teacher was carrying noodles to eat, and Ma Liqiu jumped out of this sentence and startled the old man. )
3. I can tell you that this is not bad for me.
4. In the Dazhaimen (1), Bai Jingqi won the competition with Sun Qingtian's Jiaozhuang in Jinan, and rushed to visit the kiln to find Jiuhong. The big teapot asked him,
"Why are you so happy? What's the good news? "
"me? Leveled a grave and pulled out a fart curtain! "
(When Bai Jingqi offered to cooperate with Sun Qingtian, Sun Qingtian refused, and defiantly challenged: Even if you start a business, no matter how big it is, even if my business is a grave, I will continue. Even if you put up a banner in Bai Jingqi, I will pick it even if it is just a fart curtain. )
5. Yang Jiuhong: "Your grandchildren are older than her, and Xiang Xiucai is in her twenties!"
Jing Qi: "Yes, I married a 1-year-old or 8-year-old. That's not a daughter-in-law. I have to call her Mom!"
6. Look at the dark ahead. It must be the thief's lair. When I catch up with him, I'll kill him!
7. Bai Jingqi scolded Tin Muk: Let your mother fart!
Bai Jingqi scolded Wu Belle: I squeezed out your yolk to feed the flies!
Dong Daxing: This fame is yours! Bai Yingyu: Fei Mingju? It's a fucking loser snack!
Bai Ying and feel unfair when they are separated: Second brother, don't you say anything? Bai Yingxuan stood up slowly. Everyone looked at him and thought he was going to make a speech. He glanced at his third child and said quietly, I have to go to the toilet!
8. Jing Qi was so angry with her husband that she said to her mother, "All the teachers seem to have just climbed out of the graveyard. They look awkward!"!
9. I don't know whether I know it or not, so I can buy a fart for them to eat ~
1. Bai Zhanyuan fled, and Tin Muk Hong Yi had a conversation with Bai Jingye. You said that a Japanese can speak that uncivilized Chinese-the next three abuses!
11. Bai Jingqi: Uncle, I heard that you almost asked foreigners to give it to Japan?
Bai yingyu: huh? Ah! Misunderstanding
Bai Jingqi: Uncle, it's your day!
12. Tian Muer's friendship between China and Japan didn't work out ~ Play for a day and you'll be ruined! ~
13. Wang Xiguang: Seventh Master, I always remember your kindness.
Bai Jingqi: Grace? * * * Remember my kindness when you sleep with your arm around the bitch? I want to know one thing today. Are you a eunuch or not?
14. In the white house, up and down, inside and out, men and women, big and small, all belong to the bag, all fucking bastards!
15. Dayan Gao Zi died immediately after drinking.
16. Dong Daxing and some of them discussed countermeasures. Some people said, "Fight with her, there are many of us."
Dong said, "People don't care. Do you think this is a group fight? "
the third master scolded the second master:" Why are you worse than a girl? "
Sir Zhong said," Yes, I'm just not as good as a bitch.
17. The world is cold. These days, if something really happens, there will be more people who throw stones when they are down!
18. Shouted to the sea: Jinan House! ! ! -Then clap your chest hard: Grandpa is coming! ! !
19. When Bai Sanye was appointed as the president of the Chamber of Commerce of Pharmaceutical Companies, the conversation between Seventh Ye and Yu Sanye.
Yu Sanye said, "I heard that when Second Grandma died, her pug was starved to death for three days. Why do I think you are not as good as that pug?"
Seventh Master said, "Third Master took the blame for me."
Yu Third Master said, "That is, you are not as good as a dog."
Seventh Master said, "I fucking slapped you."
Yu Third Master grabbed Seventh Master's collar and said, "I fucking slapped you, Bai Jingzqi. I always respected you as a man, but I didn't understand this.
2. Lao San: Why don't you learn well!
Bai: It's not good to learn from his uncle.
21. As soon as you give an idea, someone will be in fucking trouble! ! !
22. Jing Qi: "I, Bai Jingqi, was born in Guangxu for six years, and I am 57 years old. I have nothing wrong with my tough body. I can eat a roast duck and drink an altar of Shaoxing yellow at one meal, and I am still far from dying! But today ... I want to make a will! " ; "I, Bai Jingqi, was born in Guangxu for six years. I have been stubborn since childhood, out of control, having a private school, beating my brothers, destroying teachers, and doing all kinds of evil. When I grew up, I was even more unscrupulous. I made a private life with a private woman, killed German soldiers, made Japanese friends, and was finally driven out of the house by a loving mother. Since then, I have traveled the rivers and lakes and created my own family business. A bubble of shit cheated 2, yuan, collected 28 squares along the river, and created 32 secret recipes of "Longjiao", "Baosheng", "Nine Treasures" and "seven show" to help the world and save the people and prosper the family. For Jiuhong, I have been in the prison of the governor, for Sophora japonica, for Xiangxiu, and have offended the whole family, old and young. The more I am not asked to do, the more I will do! Except for my mother, I didn't bow to anyone, and I didn't bend over to anyone! "
23. Tin Muk: "By that time, the children will be in their seventies and eighties. How can they get married?
Jing Qi:" If you can't beat the Japanese devils by that time, what are you still doing alive?
24. Worms eat rats, but the bare board is hairless, and the rotten coat is broken. ~ ~ ~ ~
25.
To put it bluntly: Don't call names after such injuries!
26. Xiang Xiu scolded Jiuhong, while Bai Jingye was nearby. Jiuhong said, "You are deaf.". Bai Jingye said "I'm not deaf" and pointed to his leg and said "I'm lame".
27. You treat yourself like an onion. Who will dip you in the sauce? !
28. At an early age, Jing Qi said to Huang Chun, "Spring, have a sweet bite. 。”
29. Aren't you his uncle? He is your nephew! He is my nephew and I am his grandson!
3. Guan Dui Ji Zongbu: No one dares to teach him. People want to live for two more years ... Did you see that? It is such a grandfather that you want to teach, and the whole one is generous ~~
31. Small * * Tube: It is as difficult to find a wife for Jin Er as it was for my father to find a teacher for you!
32. The devil went to the White House to look for Tong Yue. When Jin Er opened the door, the devil scared away.
Jin Er casually said, "Little Japan, what have you seen? ？”
Jin Er: You should be allowed to go to Lugou Bridge, and the Japanese can't enter Beijing.
"He should be allowed to guard Shanhaiguan, and even the Japanese can't!"
33. Laotou: You father and daughter really had a good time (referring to Jingqi, Xiangxiu)
Jingqi: Fart your mother, she is my wife!
34. Third old man: "What do you want in life? Eat, drink and be merry! There are many rich people here, some of whom are rich people. As long as they have money, they can do whatever they want-smoking cigarettes, visiting caves, delicacies, silks and satins, and people can do whatever they want as long as they have money! ！”
Wang Xiguang: "Yes, yes, yes, President Bai is right!"
third old man: "but there is one thing you can't do-that is, you can't be a traitor!" "
35. On the way to Jinan with Huang Chun and Bai Jingqi, Bai Jingqi gave all the money to save people. Huang Chun complained, "People say marry Han, dress and eat." Bai Jingqi replied, "I marry and starve."
36. Money is a bastard ~ spend it and earn it ~
38. Xiangxiu: Don't touch it! Seventh master: I touched it with my eyes open. How can I call it blind touch? !
39. Jinan Prison
Yufen: Are you worth it for a kiln sister?
seventh master: it's worth it! I'll do anything for a woman, man!
4. Ji 'nan
Yufen: Take a step back and broaden the horizon
Seventh Master: My grandfather said it well. Why should I take a step back?
Shopkeeper: As the saying goes, a little tolerance leads to great mischief.
Seventh Master: My mother said it well. Don't make me endure this tone. Come on.
41. No one sees it, but God knows it.
42. "Take care of the guy!" The seventh master's leg lift is just a foot
43. Wen Shi asked, "Jing Qi, do you know the words on the plaque?"
Jing Qi: "Yes!"
"read!"
"Bai Cao Ting Bai Jia Lao Hao."
"read!"
"Bai Cao Ting Bai Jia Lao Hao."
"Read it again, louder!"
Jing Qi shouted, "Bai Jia Lao Hao in Baicaoting!"
Bai Wen nodded: "Remember, this is a treasure handed down by our ancestors! When will it also belong to the White House? People are on the plaque, and it can never fall into other people's hands, remember? ！”
"remember!"
44. Huang Chun: Handsome than me?
Jing Qi: Handsome than you!
Huang Chun: Come on ...
Jing Qi: Don't pretend to be virtuous with me!
for a woman, I'm afraid this is the most sad thing for her.
45. Ying Xuan: "A child is just like a bird. When it is locked in a cage, it has no spirit. When it is opened, it runs away. It is not easy to raise a bird, and it is not easy to be a bird!"
46. Yes, you're absolutely right. Seduce a man, but you won't seduce a man and then enter the kiln?
A conversation between Xiang Xiu and Yang Jiuhong is so classic.
47. procuress: how much food and drink we spend in that place! That's all the money on the girl's body!
Wang xiguang: it's not yours, and you don't have to accompany it.
Lao: Yo, Manager Wang, why don't you come to our place one day and I'll stay with you?
Wang: don't make fun of me, I'm not that lucky!
48. Bai Jingqi: If you are short of money, just ask me for it. Do you think I can not give it to you? I hate it when others steal it!
49. * * Guan: A gentleman said that even if you don't come here, you still want to live for two more years. ``
5. When the medical director and the propaganda team leader came to check the wine pouring,
Master Bai: Where are you from?
Zhi:
Bai in the district: Do you know Bai Zhanyuan?
Z: That's our leader!
Bai: that's my grandson!
Z: Hey, why do you curse? !
51. I heard that Bai Jingqi was going to marry Xiang Xiu as a second wife. I was dumbfounded by her dedication. Bai Jingqi said, "Lame son, are you stupid? See Xiangxiu later, you have to call mom, huh? "
52. "If you are wrong, you have to listen to it. It's my mother."
53. Master Bai: "Dedicated, owing to gambling debts, losing character, owing to prostitutes, losing virtue."
54. When the Sun family in Jinan was sealed up, Chen Kaige said, "Hey! This boy can be * * * bad "
55. Bai Yingyu:" The Lord is good with me! " "Lord, where is * *? ！”
56. Jing Qi: Don't people die once in their lives?
Coffin shop owner: To tell the truth, you become a demon twice after you die.
57. Wang said to Guiwu: It's just for a woman. What about you?
Guiwu said: Grandpa Wang, when it comes to women, you don't have to pull hard ~ Le Er, who knows this place?
Third Master: Go, how can I talk?
Guiwu: Yo, I'm sorry, my mouth is full of tongue. Where's my tongue?
58. Second Grandma knocked Jingqi out.
Yaping: Second Brother, your heart is so cruel. You didn't even pull it!
second grandma: you're so cruel. you don't care what I've done!
sir zhong (innocently): I thought you said that you would keep the children away from me in the future.
59, a bubble of shit for two thousand two hundred pieces of silver bad, really bad, really bad, you live bandit hahahaha!
6. Actually, I'm not afraid of what others say about me. Everyone is happy when I do something, but I'm not happy. I'd rather not do it. If the big guy is unhappy, I am the only one who is happy, and I have to do it. For everyone's happiness, I do things I don't like against my will. I feel redundant when I am alive! ! !
61. Yu Rongguang was at the concierge. "How dare we, the Seventh Master, live in a muddle in this life? Money comes like earth shaking and money goes like landslides and tsunamis." The concierge said, "I can't be confused if I want to be confused." Yu Rongguang said, "You are like a child peeing and money goes like shit."